Ask a Staffer Ep. 16 - Pesco

[Mimachiro]

If you could kick the rear of anyone in the world (or Gensokyo), who would it be and why?

The craziest thing the two of you have done?

Does Tewi's luck work on relationships?

[Pesco]

If you could kick the rear of anyone in the world (or Gensokyo), who would it be and why?

Patchoulli. I just don't like her.

The craziest thing the two of you have done?

We don't actually do anything together. It's always one or the other taking priority.

Does Tewi's luck work on relationships?

See Eirin about that.

[Dormio Ergo Sum]

Why are postal services so terrible everywhere?

[Pesco]

Why are postal services so terrible everywhere?

Because humans are scumbags, and yes that includes Pesco.

Jerk rabbit :<

[Dormio Ergo Sum]

WHY WON'T YOU STOP HEADSHOTTING ME?

Tewi with a gun is amazing y/y?

[Pesco]

Tewi with a gun is amazing y/y?

You should see what Reisen gets up to with her gun, if you know what I mean :V.

[Kips McKipzerson]

Pesco, I have this absurd feeling that isnt really Tewi typing, just you not changing your text color. But I'm 100% wrong, right?

Favorite holiday for the both of you? How good is your computer, and why do I have such bad luck ;_;

[Zengar Zombolt]

The chemical PeS(CO₄)₇ :V

I guess that's the reason why you and Sodium are bros :V

[Pesco]

Pesco, I have this absurd feeling that isnt really Tewi typing, just you not changing your text color. But I'm 100% wrong, right?

You're always wrong.

Favorite holiday for the both of you?

Reigetsusai.

I don't get holidays.

How good is your computer,

Under the minimum specs to run Warcraft3.

and why do I have such bad luck ;_;

Tewi doesn't like you.

[Tamashii Kanjou]

Does Tewi's luck work on relationships?

See Eirin about that.

Wait a second...

Would Eirin help or make things worse? Why not just arrange something with you? You know, person falls for your trap, other person walks along and helps he/she out and things go from there...

Or I guess you just love being lazy from time to time... We know if it weren't for Reisen, you'd probably sleep all morning.  :derp:

On a more serious note...

Why do you like DotS so much? What would you suggest to someone who wants to have a go at it?
Who do you think is the most amusing person to play against on it? Why? (Trolling is not an answer; but Tewi can say it if she wants.  :3 )

[E-Nazrin]

WHERE IS SARAH CONNER

[Pesco]

Would Eirin help or make things worse? Why not just arrange something with you? You know, person falls for your trap, other person walks along and helps he/she out and things go from there...

Eirin's thoroughly tested drugs and surgery procedures would help you with any physical and some mental inhibitions to getting your relationship. But since you're asking for an opportunity, it's gonna cost you some yellow cake.

Or I guess you just love being lazy from time to time... We know if it weren't for Reisen, you'd probably sleep all morning.  :derp:

Do you ever see someone set up a trap in broad daylight? If I'm working while it's still dark, I should make use of the bright times to sleep.

Why do you like DotS so much? What would you suggest to someone who wants to have a go at it?

It's a similar kind of game to DotA. I like DotA enough to keep playing, that's all there is to it. I'd only give a serious recommendation if the person likes the genre or is enough of a Touhou fan to endure the gamerage.

Who do you think is the most amusing person to play against on it? Why? (Trolling is not an answer; but Tewi can say it if she wants.  :3 )

All of the bros in GBA have their moments of being fun to play against. But people who are clearly above my skill aren't as fun because of how punished I could get by not playing up to their level.

WHERE IS SARAH CONNER

Let me Google that for you

[Mimachiro]

What's Tewi's going rate for setting up traps for others?

Who's cuter, Tewi or a baby Chen?

Where do you see yourself ten years from now?

[Kips McKipzerson]

Tewi, If you met yourself in the future, What would you do?
Is your name Tewi, or Tei? I've also heard from a certain crow that a certain moon bunny is in an affair with a certain Brain of the Moon, Can you confirm this?

[Pesco]

What's Tewi's going rate for setting up traps for others?

Half of all your life savings.

Who's cuter, Tewi or a baby Chen?

Baby Chen
Baby Chen

Where do you see yourself ten years from now?

Stable job with enough saved for a rainy day.

Tewi, If you met yourself in the future, What would you do?

Punch her in the face.

Is your name Tewi, or Tei?

因幡　てゐ

I've also heard from a certain crow that a certain moon bunny is in an affair with a certain Brain of the Moon, Can you confirm this?

Your heard from a crow...pffft :V

[Mimachiro]

Does Tewi take used shikigami as payment?

[Pesco]

Does Tewi take used shikigami as payment?

No. But if it's an interesting one, we can talk.

[HakureiSM]

Games you usually play not includinh Th or DotS/A

[communist unity (comm-unity)]

Favorite DotS characters to play as? Least favorite to play against? :V

Why am I the best?

[Shadoweh]

WHERE IS MY YUKA YUKKURI?!?
Why yukkuri's?
Why Yukkuri Mafia?

[Pesco]

@HakuSM
Excluding Touhou fangames. Mahjong, Monopoly (the one like what I'm running in RPG), Diablo1&2, some free MMO on occaision, Zelda series stuff from the GB era and then there's all the games in RPG to choose from.

@headcrabs
Play as - Rumia
Play against - Wriggle
You're not the best, you're just a jerk.

@Shadoweh
Would I put you before my cat?
I didn't know how to make anything else at the time.
To teach you people to take it easy.

[Yakitori]

You have a cat? Great! What other pets do you have?

Do you prefer cats over dogs?

[Pesco]

You have a cat? Great! What other pets do you have?

All mentions of my cat refers to this. I do not own a cat. I have a dog.

Do you prefer cats over dogs?

No real preference for either.

[reVelske]

Tell me you still love me.

[Pesco]

Tell me you still love me.

I don't love you.
We don't do anything together anymore, such as rage at DotS or play mafia. I second Tewi. :V

[Tamashii Kanjou]

From what you have seen and/or taken part in: (AKA, since being here)

What, in your opinion, was Town's best win and why?

What, in your opinion, was Scum's best win and why?

Best betrayal award? Why?

Tewi is running a Mafia Event. Do you call shenanigans and foul play immediately?

On a question not Mafia related...

If you could live anywhere on Earth, where would it be?

Favourite clothes?

Why do you (or Tewi, or both) like socks so much? (Or stealing socks for that matter.)  :derp:

[Pesco]

What, in your opinion, was Town's best win and why?

WTC because it was the first one.

What, in your opinion, was Scum's best win and why?

GWC for hilarious Day/Night 1 and the first Moriya Shrine because timestopping the Night phase was just BS.

Best betrayal award? Why?

Affinity. Makes a legit case on his buddy and wins the game with the cred from it.

Tewi is running a Mafia Event. Do you call shenanigans and foul play immediately?

Never.

If you could live anywhere on Earth, where would it be?

Singapore feels like it could be a well rounded choice for career and climate.

Favourite clothes?

Shirt-jackets and stuff with pockets.

Why do you (or Tewi, or both) like socks so much? (Or stealing socks for that matter.)  :derp:

Keeping my feet warm is nice.

There are so many baby rabbits that die from not being able to keep their ears warm. It's all for a good cause.

It really is.

[Tamashii Kanjou]

the first Moriya Shrine because timestopping the Night phase was just BS.

Wait... WHAT?! O_O

(Checks Mafia backlog.)

There be no link for it. =( How can I go about seeing this... erm... act of WTF?

Also, the Affinity one is that dogs and cats one that happened before the break? (I recall the Portal Parody of it.)

Who can make better mochi? You or Tewi?

Preferred weapon for a standard RPG?

What... is your favourite colour?  :V

[Pesco]

There be no link for it. =( How can I go about seeing this... erm... act of WTF?

There was a role called Sakuya. Her power was to end the phase outright and actions went by timestamps. So come deadline, everyone is camped with their action typed up, mashing F5 and ready to get it in. Night 4 I managed to send in the kill, beat the guy by 6 seconds. Then we go on and play the rest of the game like normal.

Also, the Affinity one is that dogs and cats one that happened before the break? (I recall the Portal Parody of it.)

I have no idea what you're referring to.

Who can make better mochi? You or Tewi?

That's a silly question and you know it.

Preferred weapon for a standard RPG?

Shotgun

What... is your favourite colour?  :V

Blue

[Tamashii Kanjou]

I have no idea what you're referring to.

This one; JK9. I thought that was the one you got the betrayal thing from. If it was something else (or has done it more then once) then fair enough.

Is the reason behind there being no Tewi Quest is because Tewi keeps hitting you with a mallet so no one can tell her what to do?  :3