Tired of underperforming danmaku?

[Suikama]

C-C-C-CROSS EXAMINASHUUUN!

[♛ Apher-Forte]

Will this miracle product allow me to in fact fire my appendix directly at the enemy as a means of danmaku?

is this some kinda Story of Riki reference?

Take it from me, folks - this stuff works like a charm. I was skeptical at first, but wow! The change was immediately noticable. Compare:

Before!


After!


Truly a quality product, 10/10! Would buy again.

best product.

This product is obviously endorsed by Barry Scott

[WHMZakeri]

Hello! I'm Kogasa Tatara and I support Yagokoro Laser Extender. I used to think laser was difficult, but I was wrong.



Before, my Danmaku was weak, and easy to dodge. My opponents often had to do little to dodge my bullets. I felt inadequate as a youkai, and was ready to give up on scaring humans again. But not anymore. With Yagokoro Laser Extender I was using attacks well beyond the level of a stage 2 boss, It wasn't long before I was making spellcards worthy of appearing in the Extra Stage.



With Yagokoro's help, I was able to gain the confidence I needed to make many powerful spellcards that the old me would have been jealous of.



Wow! I didn't even know I could make that many bullets at once. I guess it is true, more color is more power.
Thank you, Yagokoro! I know who to call for help next time I'm in trouble!

[DarkslimeZ]

And here you thought no one would notice that you put "short term memory loss" into the side effects list twice.  :3

[Janitor Morgan]

And here you thought no one would notice that you put "short term memory loss" into the side effects list twice.  :3

Looks like you...

*shades*

...forgot to count one.

[Marin The Magus]

Yagokoro laser extender? Pfft....
EVERYONE SHOULD  USE KOISHI'S EMBERS OF LOVE! For everyone who likes circle-like bullets and hates curvy lasers

[Janitor Morgan]

Yagokoro laser extender? Pfft....
EVERYONE SHOULD  USE KOISHI'S EMBERS OF LOVE! For everyone who likes circle-like bullets and hates curvy lasers

But is Koishi a licensed physician? Yagokoro Laser Extender comes from a reputable source, so we can be assured of its quality.

Basically, what I'm asking is...are Koishi's Embers of Love safe? :ohdear:

[Byaaakuren]

Basically, what I'm asking is...are Koishi's Embers of Love safe? :ohdear:

If it's not, I want a refund!

[Conqueror]

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[Aba Matindesu!]

It's a 404, are you sure it's not .genso or .eien?

[Kips McKipzerson]

Exlucisve

Mister Advertiser, You misspelled a word. That doesnt seem like something the Brain of the Moon would do, eh?
Also the website links nowhere. Do I really need to buy a Gensokyo-Warner router?

[XephyrEnigma]

Mister Advertiser, You misspelled a word. That doesnt seem like something the Brain of the Moon would do, eh?
Also the website links nowhere. Do I really need to buy a Gensokyo-Warner router?

Perhaps this product is so revolutionary, it does not need a website?

[♛ Apher-Forte]

Perhaps this product is so revolutionary, it does not need a website?

According to reliable informants, its website runner is apparently a royalty of Nigeria.
HMMM, this sounds like NATIONAL ENDORSEMENT.