Waifu thread

[Pesco]

Wait a second
how would you
uh
wait
what
you can't sleep with
gah

I don't understand ;;

Nobuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Take the 5 stones
String them together
What do you have?

[Kuma]

Take the 5 stones
String them together
What do you have?

A pretty necklace? :3

[Zengar Zombolt]

Take the 5 stones
String them together
What do you have?

A weapon

[Matsuri]

!!

Nobuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu :matsuri:

[Nobu]

A pretty necklace? :3

A sex-lace, more like it. :3

@Mats: I'll tell you when you're older. And I want a :nobu: emote. :< You and your damn godhax.

[Momiji]

Momiji:  What would Momiji say if she knew you liked Ran?

It's MomiRan.  :V

[E-Nazrin]

Take the 5 stones
String them together
What do you have?

Wow.

Why didn't I think of that?

[FinnKaenbyou]

Has anyone claimed Ruro yet? :3

whatdoyoumeanthat'snotthepointofthisthread

[OkashiiKisei]

Take the 5 stones
String them together
What do you have?

.......

Maybe I'm incredibly dense.

Maybe I'm not that well-known with sexual items and terms.

But I don't get it.

[dustyjo]

.......

Maybe I'm incredibly dense.

Maybe I'm not that well-known with sexual items and terms.

But I don't get it.

Beads.

[MysTeariousYukari]

My "Waifu" is between 4 characters. Utsuho-chan, Sakuya-sama(?), Flan-chan and Yukari-sama.

[JT]

Has anyone claimed Ruro yet? :3

whatdoyoumeanthat'snotthepointofthisthread

Hope you like dudes :derp:

here's the how it this would go down

Ahahahahaha oh Christ.

[Alfred F. Jones]

Hope you like dudes :derp:

I like dudes too so it's all cool

[Paul Debrion]

I don't think I can even pick five since I have trouble thinking of most Touhou characters as "hot", I think most of them just too "cute" to be "hot".

I guess if I had to pick one to sleep with it would be Keine.

[dustyjo]

I don't think I can even pick five since I have trouble thinking of most Touhou characters as "hot", I think most of them just too "cute" to be "hot".

So do I, though I think cute things are hot

[Gpop]

So do I, though I think cute things are hot

Cute fetish~

[E-Nazrin]

Hope you like dudes :derp:

You're trolling, right?

So do I, though I think cute things are hot

If nothing else, they're not mutually exclusive.

[♛ Apher-Forte]

Beads.

in where?

[HakureiSM]

in where?

Your breakfast.

[Hello Purvis]

I don't have time to address everyone trying to front, so I'll do it in a general format.

I will knock you all down.

[Mr_Bob]

The hell is Wai-Fu? Some martial art where you act as creepy as possible so the opponent is reviled and doesn't touch you?
What would I want to sleep with? Why, a flying tank should keep me safe enough to catch 40 winks.

[♛ Apher-Forte]

Your breakfast.

butts? it is a cereal now?

[Valentinya]

Alice ~ wouldn't want to be with anyone else after that dream I had
Yumemi ~ capes <3
Shikieiki ~ love those legs <3

Spoiler:

I think I've been hanging around Ruro too much

Byakuren ~ so nice it's impossible not to love her
Parsee ~ jealous moe  :3

This must be Suikama's fault.

I think of ALWAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOU AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU OH HARMONY HARMONY OH LOVE stuff everytime I see the word always.

For me it's whenever I see or hear the word rainbows.

[Hello Purvis]

Byakuren ~ so nice it's impossible not to love her

We're going to have to have a tournament, I see. >=[

[Valentinya]

We're going to have to have a tournament, I see. >=[

She's too good for a hobo like you! Besides I thought you had a thing for buckets?

[Hello Purvis]

While she's too good for a hobo like me, I'm too good for the likes of you; which makes the lot of ye double plus not good enough for her.

And we can arrange for a bucket after the fact. She'd totally love it, it would seem all holy person devotion and she'd be down.

[Valentinya]

While she's too good for a hobo like me, I'm too good for the likes of you; which makes the lot of ye double plus not good enough for her.

And we can arrange for a bucket after the fact. She'd totally love it, it would seem all holy person devotion and she'd be down.

Oh, well in that case you can have her then. But Alice is still mine! <3

[Hello Purvis]

Deal!

* Hoboverlord Purvis shakes on it.

[GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em]

What would I want to sleep with? Why, a flying tank should keep me safe enough to catch 40 winks.

This is a good idea. I commend you for it.

Also, I totally beat Nobu to the five magic stones.

[Kerigis]

Come on, you all already know mine.

A Momiji is fine, too.