Any plans involving a fake board room should have a few topics that hint (subtly or not-so-subtly) at Suwako being the real head admin. >_>
Yes! And personally, I rather like the fake board room idea. So long as we keep the topics within bounds. I rather like taking a cue from Google on this one, with regards to bizarre new features. Only instead of announcing a new feature or three, TSO could, for example, be like "I've finally been able to set up a 3D chat world, ala Second Life, just for us. It should be up and running in a few days" and then others chime in with their own ideas, that there should be flying bats in the world that randomly attack people and if they kill you, you're banned, so you need to acquire weapons by going on quests and shit.
Or "So I found a way to enable audio posting, where people could leave playable voice clips instead of posts in threads" and then other people suggesting that this should actually replace text posting altogether.
Or you could go the bug route, with "So apparently there's this weird patch of code that I found in the site where people born between 15 and 25 June 1980 have full admin rights. I keep trying to fix this, but it keeps reverting back for some reason. I have no idea what's causing it."