"Three of us?"
Did you just say THREE?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SO CHILDISH OF YOU SIR, I AM LAUGHING HEARTILY INSIDE....
Oh, where are my manners, greetings, my name is...
*pauses*
(What are you doing?! Go back to sleep, it is already bad Akane 2 is awake now you too?)
(Can't help it, you guys were so loud... I just had to join in)
*looks at you for a moment*
I will be right back old chap, let me settle this internal argument first, we should play that game of chess right there old chap, I haven't had a game in the last 3 years since I went to sleep.
(Okey dokey, that is settled, now, you Ms. Akane I think you have some explanation to do, by right it is now MY TURN to grab the mike and I was wondering why has it been so long that I haven't bee called up and I woke up to the noise of you two and you show me this?)
*pauses, looks back at you*
(Who is this good fella anyway?)
(He is my substitute teacher and I am in love with him... or at least I think my heart.... ahhh.... ahhhh... my mind is telling me that I am... I think...)
(Love? Love is farce, my dear! Have you not seen how many of those couples out there who committed suicide because they can't take it? Well, do you wanna be one?)
(NO, No! Of course NOT! Why do you say that?)
(He is saying cause you are lovestruck, and you sound like one horny little bitch looking to satisfy that itch on your pussy!)
(Akane 2 Stay out of this!)
(What you say? I can't hear you over HOW LOUD MY VOICE IS, cause YOU SQUEAK LIKE A MOUSE!!)
(Now now, you two, calm down, let Charlie handle this. I will test this man's and gauge him on a suitable meter, if he passes I will let Akane use this body for as long as the romance lasts.)
(Sounds like a plan, except I hate it!)
(Is there something you don't hate? Akane 2?)
(Well yeah, like boobs, I love boobs, and I have big ones as long as Akane doesn't spend 2 hours every morning trying to tie this STUPID SARASHI AROUND HER BREASTS! WHAT GIVES?! SARASHI UNDER A SAILOR UNIFORM WHAT THE FUCK?!)
(Calm down, you lot, like I said, you Akane 2, will get a chance to gauge him too...)
(Oh noooooo.....)
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*Sits down on the chair*
Well, that was really something ain't it now, pal? My name is Charlie, nice to meet ya!
*smiles and tips a non-existent hat and adjust a non-existant monocle on right eye.*
I see you are teachin' some English eh? Good subject, kids nowadays, they dunno their verbs from their nouns. It makes me sad how the good ole education system is breaking down like a gimp over a duck sledge, and I don't even know what a duck sledge is.
*sigh*
Anyway... oh the damn chess table ain't set...
Aw... pity. I was hoping to go for a round, but no problem. Good chap, do you have an inkling really what is going on?
I been straight and forward with ya.
*grins*
There are actually some 4 of us. One of us is asleep, rest assured for a good reason so cause we combined our powers and shot him down... last year as he was an unbearable person to deal with.
Oh yes, He. I am He too, in Akane's body, whom you are interested in lives 4 unique individuals.
Here is a deal!
*slaps down on the table*
You pass our tests and we will go to sleep, and you can have Akane-chan all to yourself! K? You can do all the lovey dovey things couples would do and we won't disturb, we won't even know cause we are asleep.
What do you think?
*crosses legs, allowing you quite a view on the opposite end to see my lovely milky thighs*