Author Topic: Kuma and Prody (Season 1) (Read 63972 times)

Kuma · « **Reply #60 on:** October 11, 2009, 11:39:45 AM »

yes. I am so dumb.

Prody · « **Reply #61 on:** October 11, 2009, 11:49:31 AM »

Then you require someone to maintain your existence.

And that someone is me, which is the best choice. Cut the flaws now, for it is impossible to mention someone better.

Kuma · « **Reply #62 on:** October 11, 2009, 12:23:34 PM »

anyone on earth other than you.

Prody · « **Reply #63 on:** October 11, 2009, 12:27:36 PM »

I am the one who brings people to glory. If you refuse my aid, then you are not very intelligent. It is within my ability to force you to need me.

Now, you sure do need some lessons. A lesson to improve yourself, which I declare compulsory to both you and the universe. Of course, conducted by me, and only since I am capable.

Kuma · « **Reply #64 on:** October 11, 2009, 12:29:12 PM »

WELL IF YOU CAN'T LOVE ME FOR WHO I AM, WE'RE THROUGH!

Prody · « **Reply #65 on:** October 11, 2009, 12:30:59 PM »

See, and even you are feeling the effects of my lessons unconsciously. Carry on and we shall be together in no time. The ultimate conclusion is that we will share a mutual relationship.

Kuma · « **Reply #66 on:** October 11, 2009, 12:31:47 PM »

Wait, what? No.
Put your pants back on.

Prody · « **Reply #67 on:** October 11, 2009, 12:33:22 PM »

Even now you have learned greater common sense and have requested proper attire! I shall do that, and still you will realise the importance.

Kuma · « **Reply #68 on:** October 11, 2009, 12:38:47 PM »

Ok, now you're just being creepy.
Do I have a white stripe running down my back or something?

Prody · « **Reply #69 on:** October 11, 2009, 12:41:00 PM »

Notice how you realized the situation. It was all a test for your greater good! When our wavelengths connect, it is time we will be together!

Kuma · « **Reply #70 on:** October 11, 2009, 12:43:18 PM »

What!? Ew, don't be such a freak, you, you....
DOUBLE RAPIST

Prody · « **Reply #71 on:** October 11, 2009, 12:53:11 PM »

Your quest is not over yet. In the process to become a more optimistic person, you have to collect the negative in order to attract the positive. Eventually, you will see love as a highly pleasurable factor instead of negative despair.

Kuma · « **Reply #72 on:** October 11, 2009, 01:08:39 PM »

How about, I don't and say I did?
better yet, how about I don't and you go away?

Prody · « **Reply #73 on:** October 11, 2009, 01:10:21 PM »

You cannot refuse life. Life is such. I cannot depart for I am now your guardian. If anyone wants to get to me, they will have to get through you first.

Kuma · « **Reply #74 on:** October 11, 2009, 01:35:20 PM »

but then what I want to get to me?

Prody · « **Reply #75 on:** October 11, 2009, 01:38:17 PM »

The bottom line is that we're fated partners here. See the circle we're in and not anything else.

Kuma · « **Reply #76 on:** October 11, 2009, 01:40:32 PM »

*steps out of circle*

Prody · « **Reply #77 on:** October 11, 2009, 01:45:16 PM »

The circle stretches out to infinite. This is because we're fated together. You can't step out of infinity.

Kuma · « **Reply #78 on:** October 11, 2009, 01:46:06 PM »

I can, and I just did.

Prody · « **Reply #79 on:** October 11, 2009, 01:48:29 PM »

You're falling into illusion. Watch as you suddenly notice the reality when I tell you the fact that the circle isn't a circle, but a fragment of unlimited itself.

Kuma · « **Reply #80 on:** October 11, 2009, 01:49:57 PM »

W-What!? That's so dumb.
You're stupid and I hate you.

Prody · « **Reply #81 on:** October 11, 2009, 01:52:43 PM »

Denial of facts is one step to this particular fate we're going to face. The opposite of love isn't hate. If you hate me, it means you care. By stating that I am not clever, it means you are trying to improve me.

Kuma · « **Reply #82 on:** October 11, 2009, 01:54:42 PM »

Ok, now you're making less seance then before.
Get out before I kick your dog.

Prody · « **Reply #83 on:** October 11, 2009, 01:56:28 PM »

First of all, I do not have a dog. Slaves' theory of dealing with situations is wise, but it is like applying complicated mathematics into a political discussion. It is impossible for me to depart, for we're meant to be together.

Kuma · « **Reply #84 on:** October 11, 2009, 01:59:05 PM »

I will
KICK
YOUR
DOG

Prody · « **Reply #85 on:** October 11, 2009, 02:00:28 PM »

You're applying force with your leg against the dimensions. I understand for venting your anger is a fragment of everyone's life.

Kuma · « **Reply #86 on:** October 11, 2009, 02:09:08 PM »

I'm kicking your dog
SO
HARD
SO
FUCKING
[size=9]HARD[/size]

Prody · « **Reply #87 on:** October 11, 2009, 02:12:17 PM »

Your sentence was made in present continuous tense. Which means at this moment, you are "kicking my dog". However, I fail to see this happening. I also fail to sense it happening.

From this, I can come up with two conclusions:

1. The dog isn't a dog. Please tell me what is the dog.

2. You're imagining things. Take these chill pills and get back to reality.

Kuma · « **Reply #88 on:** October 11, 2009, 02:13:27 PM »

"Dog" may or may not be a metaphor for your genitals

Prody · « **Reply #89 on:** October 11, 2009, 02:15:26 PM »

It is a sign of love. It is to be celebrated you're giving in.