Author Topic: 2018 "Real"/Fantasy Football Thread - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (Read 101365 times)

Edible · « **Reply #30 on:** August 15, 2018, 04:47:07 PM »

As always, roster spots should ideally be determined by the number of players we have

yuyukos · « **Reply #31 on:** August 16, 2018, 05:13:58 AM »

Date and time currently work for me, but if we have to change it, just as long as I know ahead of time.

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #32 on:** August 16, 2018, 02:40:44 PM »

We can do multiple W/R/T or W/T or R/T spots or whatever, that's fine. But having more than one dedicated TE exclusive spot is an exercise in frustration beyond what I currently enjoy in Fantasy

Edible · « **Reply #33 on:** August 16, 2018, 05:11:08 PM »

Vic Hates Tight Ends

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #34 on:** August 16, 2018, 06:04:34 PM »

Just channel your inner Jet and draft two tight ends in a row early.

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #35 on:** August 17, 2018, 12:19:08 AM »

Quote from: Kilgamaya[N] on August 16, 2018, 06:04:34 PM

Just channel your inner Jet and draft two tight ends in a row early.

I did, and if Greg Olsen hadn't broken his foot it would have been an even greater success than what I managed to pull off

Suwako Moriya · « **Reply #36 on:** August 17, 2018, 07:22:09 PM »

https://sports.yahoo.com/report-browns-josh-gordon-facing-jail-time-doesnt-pay-child-support-153152235.html

C'mon man :|

EDIT: Also, today's WYTS made me feel bad for PX.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #37 on:** August 21, 2018, 01:40:17 AM »

Wait wait wait wait.

What the FUCK was Jordan Peterson doing talking to the Seahawks? What the actual fuck could he have to say that would have anything to do with Foobaw?

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #38 on:** August 21, 2018, 02:17:32 AM »

Pete Carroll, the Seattle head coach, is, like, a legitimate 9/11 truther.

PX · « **Reply #39 on:** August 21, 2018, 04:57:46 AM »

Quote from: Suwako Moriya on August 17, 2018, 07:22:09 PM

https://sports.yahoo.com/report-browns-josh-gordon-facing-jail-time-doesnt-pay-child-support-153152235.html

C'mon man :|

EDIT: Also, today's WYTS made me feel bad for PX.

Nobody ever chokes as hilariously as the Chargers. Someone should write a book about all the stupid ways the Chargers have managed to lose games.

Suwako Moriya · « **Reply #40 on:** August 22, 2018, 02:57:40 PM »

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Are you kidding me? This guy looks like he covers up a sexual assault every HOUR. Michigan State just offered him a chancellorship. This state has done one hell of a heel turn over the past two years. Is there something in the water in that state? Oh right.

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Time to bust out one of my favorite stats, which is that the Lions have not had a running back rush for over 100 yards since Thanksgiving 2013.

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I emigrated from Ukraine to Detroit with my parents in 1991, in order to escape the oppressive, depressing, collapsing empire of the Soviet Union. Then we became Lions fans and felt like we were instantly back in the old country.

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Last year, Blake fucking Bortles won more playoff games than this entire slapdick franchise has in the last 52 years.

Hit Bull Win Steak:

Stafford is 6-51 against teams with a winning record in his career.

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We’re the Tiffany Trump of the NFC North; we’re not even relevant enough to be Eric.

:V :V :V

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #41 on:** August 22, 2018, 04:29:54 PM »

"Hit Bull Win Steak" is one of the most low-key NC phrases around, mad respect

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #42 on:** August 25, 2018, 04:38:15 AM »

I just realized that I'll be camping at Mount Monadnock during the draft WHOOPS

Guess I'm mobile-drafting this year! Hell yeah.

Edible · « **Reply #43 on:** August 29, 2018, 10:43:36 PM »

Quote from: https://twitter.com/tompelissero/status/1034874564101033984

Jets players were on the bus when they stopped, told Teddy Bridgewater he?d been traded, he waved goodbye, then they drove off, source said.

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #44 on:** August 30, 2018, 01:08:35 PM »

If I were Taysom Hill I'd be pissed

yuyukos · « **Reply #45 on:** August 30, 2018, 04:35:41 PM »

"Cleveland Browns player" and "insider trading" are not phrases I thought you could ever even madlibs together into a headline.

Edible · « **Reply #46 on:** August 30, 2018, 06:21:35 PM »

Quote from: yuyukos on August 30, 2018, 04:35:41 PM

"Cleveland Browns player" and "insider trading" are not phrases I thought you could ever even madlibs together into a headline.

Yeah, it's far more likely to have been "Cleveland Browns owner" :V

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #47 on:** August 30, 2018, 07:42:19 PM »

My favorite part is that the only reason I recognized his name was because of this.

Edible · « **Reply #48 on:** August 30, 2018, 08:56:06 PM »

He's the Other Kendricks Brother

The good one plays for Minnesota

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #49 on:** August 31, 2018, 03:46:56 AM »

I've changed one of the TE slots to a WR/TE slot, since we didn't have one previously.

Edible · « **Reply #50 on:** August 31, 2018, 01:55:23 PM »

Quote from: Kilgamaya[N] on August 31, 2018, 03:46:56 AM

I've changed one of the TE slots to a WR/TE slot, since we didn't have one previously.

Happy Vic Noises

How many do we have, anyway?

Suwako Moriya · « **Reply #51 on:** August 31, 2018, 02:43:18 PM »

Looks like the same 8 as last year.

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #52 on:** September 01, 2018, 03:25:43 PM »

Khalil Mack to the Bears for two firsts (plus maybe some other things). What the fuck? This makes no sense for either team.

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #53 on:** September 01, 2018, 04:54:07 PM »

lmao remember when they signed Gruden for 10 years lol fuck the Raiders haha

yuyukos · « **Reply #54 on:** September 02, 2018, 05:30:48 AM »

Do the Raiders have some deep shit on Mack or something.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #55 on:** September 02, 2018, 05:58:25 AM »

Would anyone be upset if I called dibs on Bortles?

I...I just need an FE heavy infantry in my team. I don't even know if he's he's any good, I just love the name.

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #56 on:** September 02, 2018, 11:57:25 AM »

Quote from: yuyukos on September 02, 2018, 05:30:48 AM

Do the Raiders have some deep shit on Mack or something.

it's gotta be some OJ type shit that somehow the entire rest of the league doesn't know about

Gruden never met Mack. The team hadn't negotiated with Mack since February. It's like they're trying to burn every bridge possible so they can leave for Vegas with the fans saying "Good riddance!"

Hainiryuun · « **Reply #57 on:** September 02, 2018, 12:14:55 PM »

Quote from: Rin Kagamine on September 02, 2018, 11:57:25 AM

it's gotta be some OJ type shit that somehow the entire rest of the league doesn't know about

Gruden never met Mack. The team hadn't negotiated with Mack since February. It's like they're trying to burn every bridge possible so they can leave for Vegas with the fans saying "Good riddance!"

I could believe this

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #58 on:** September 02, 2018, 03:09:14 PM »

Quote from: Hello Purvis on September 02, 2018, 05:58:25 AM

Would anyone be upset if I called dibs on Bortles?

I...I just need an FE heavy infantry in my team. I don't even know if he's he's any good, I just love the name.

It's very unlikely anyone else will draft him, even Edible. You're probably safe to grab him.

Edible · « **Reply #59 on:** September 02, 2018, 10:05:16 PM »

I can see him getting drafted in a 2 QB league, but not by me <_<