Author Topic: 2018 "Real"/Fantasy Football Thread - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (Read 101314 times)

Kilgamayan · « **on:** April 29, 2018, 11:46:02 AM »

>implying the NFL isn't rigged

The draft ended last night, so I decided to not be a lazy procrastinating fuck for once in my goddamn life and renew the fantasy league! I even remembered to change interceptions back from -1 to -2. You can all laud me with praises at your earliest convenience.

So we're all in agreement that Josh Rosen and Lamar Jackson will become quality NFL starters while Baker Mayfield and whichever sorry fuck the Jets drafted will be busts, right?

The ⑨th Zentillion · « **Reply #1 on:** April 29, 2018, 02:31:28 PM »

...It's time already? It's only been 3 months.

Well, whatever, maybe this will be the year I finally join in on the fun. Probably. Maybe. ...We'll see?? :V

yuyukos · « **Reply #2 on:** April 29, 2018, 09:47:26 PM »

Suggestion box now open for Saquon Barkley themed fantasy team names. :V

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #3 on:** April 29, 2018, 09:59:43 PM »

Saquon Small Step

Hainiryuun · « **Reply #4 on:** April 29, 2018, 10:12:10 PM »

All 4 QBs will be busts obv

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #5 on:** April 29, 2018, 10:30:03 PM »

There were 5 taken in the first round though :V

Hainiryuun · « **Reply #6 on:** April 29, 2018, 11:36:05 PM »

Minor details lol

PX · « **Reply #7 on:** April 30, 2018, 10:34:42 AM »

Saquon Shut Up and Jam! Gaiden

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #8 on:** May 07, 2018, 02:32:38 PM »

PANTHERS TOOK A WR IN THE FIRST ROUND AND EVEN THOUGH HE PLAYED AT FUCKING MARYLAND I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER THAT WE PICKED HIM AND YOU KNOW WHY!? BECAUSE STEVE FUCKING SMITH SAID THAT HE REMINDED HIM OF HIMSELF AND I'LL BE GOOD GODDAMNED IF THAT ISN'T JUST THE SWEETEST MUSIC TO MY EARS! MAKES ME HAPPIER THAN A PIG IN SLOP TO HEAR THAT KINDA PRAISE FROM SMITTY! CAM NEWTON WAS SO HAPPY TO SEE US TAKE A WR THAT HE ACTUALLY STARTED TYPING LIKE A NORMAL FUCKING PERSON INSTEAD OF THOSE AWFUL LETTERS HE WAS SO FOND OF! NORMALLY I'D BE FURIOUS THAT THEY SKIPPED AN OT IN THE FIRST ROUND BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I DIDN'T SEE ANYONE THIS YEAR THAT BLEW ME AWAY AND FRANKLY EVEN IF WE GOTTA MAKE CAM RUN FOR HIS LIFE BEHIND A HODGEPODGE O-LINE WE'RE STILL BETTER OFF THAN THE FUCKING SEAHAWKS!

Suwako Moriya · « **Reply #9 on:** July 30, 2018, 05:29:14 PM »

https://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2018-cleveland-browns-1827964939

IT BEGINS

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #10 on:** July 30, 2018, 07:20:49 PM »

Oh man be sure to link all of those as they come out for me.

Also: I'm in if yall need someone to even league out.

Edit: I have learned enough about sportsball to learn that apparently my nearly entirely random team and habits have managed to exceed the Cleveland Browns. I am not sure how to feel about this.

yuyukos · « **Reply #11 on:** July 30, 2018, 11:41:20 PM »

Quote from: Suwako Moriya on July 30, 2018, 05:29:14 PM

https://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2018-cleveland-browns-1827964939

IT BEGINS

Glory be. :V

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #12 on:** August 01, 2018, 12:58:17 AM »

https://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2018-new-york-giants-1827992694

So, yuyukos, are you Sara, Pablo, or Antti?

yuyukos · « **Reply #13 on:** August 01, 2018, 01:23:47 PM »

Quote from: Kilgamayan on August 01, 2018, 12:58:17 AM

https://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2018-new-york-giants-1827992694

So, yuyukos, are you Sara, Pablo, or Antti?

100% Sara here boss.

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #14 on:** August 01, 2018, 03:09:59 PM »

I don't even know what to say this year except Fuck The Falcons Forever And Ever Amen

Edible · « **Reply #15 on:** August 01, 2018, 03:27:01 PM »

Quote from: Rin Kagamine on August 01, 2018, 03:09:59 PM

I don't even know what to say this year

May I suggest: lots of alcohol-fueled words about the panthers

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #16 on:** August 01, 2018, 03:30:37 PM »

Quote from: Edible on August 01, 2018, 03:27:01 PM

May I suggest: lots of alcohol-fueled words about the panthers

I drank so much alcohol after the WUG concert that I don't even wanna think about alcohol for the next forever and a half

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #17 on:** August 01, 2018, 03:34:05 PM »

This was me last year

Quote from: Rin Kagamine on August 17, 2017, 02:30:49 AM

This week, but I can do my post SB write-up right quick:

Fuck the Falcons and the city of Atlanta forever and ever Amen. All these pundits out there thinking that the Falcons are gonna be good this year are completely fucking delusional. This is a team that once scored 2 points in a playoff and are the owners of the biggest comeback DEFEAT in Super Bowl history and you think they're gonna bounce right back? Fuck outta here! You saw the Panthers choke after their SB loss and that wasn't an actual historic beatdown. You think Matt Ryan gonna stay calm and collected? Freeman signed an extension and then got hurt. Their incredibly ridiculous stadium origami roof still doesn't work. You think they're gonna stop the Bucs this year? Winston got the most terrifyingly underrated receiving corps in history and they're getting ignored to slob the Falcons' knob yet again. Falcons staying the hell home this postseason.

Wow Vic you are so Fucking Stupid but this time the Falcons are truly gonna Stay The Hell Home This Postseason especially if Julio Jones doesn't wanna actually play for them (and it's pretty clear he doesn't)

Suwako Moriya · « **Reply #18 on:** August 02, 2018, 02:26:39 PM »

https://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2018-indianapolis-colts-1828021280

Caleb's story, oh my.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #19 on:** August 02, 2018, 10:11:50 PM »

I need you to understand I still cannot get over how incredibly Fire Emblem Bortles name is.

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #20 on:** August 06, 2018, 06:37:49 PM »

Had a couple of who-cares teams go by before the always-quality Jets entry.

yuyukos · « **Reply #21 on:** August 06, 2018, 08:46:34 PM »

Quote from: Kilgamayan on August 06, 2018, 06:37:49 PM

Had a couple of who-cares teams go by before the always-quality Jets entry.

holy shit this Jets take is gold :V :V

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #22 on:** August 06, 2018, 09:57:07 PM »

Young Purvis liked the jets, because I liked their color scheme =[

Suwako Moriya · « **Reply #23 on:** August 07, 2018, 07:30:30 PM »

Today's Bucs article is wonderful, as much as Jameis Winston is probably the easiest target in the NFL for this sort of thing. BE WARNED that it does contain an unmarked graphic picture of Jason Pierre-Paul's exploded hand, though.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #24 on:** August 07, 2018, 10:46:35 PM »

I think this is the first one where the fan testimony doesn't involve a story of some 350+ pound person at a game acting being drunk and loudly confrontational.

Also holy shit why did they post that hand? What happened to that hand?

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #25 on:** August 08, 2018, 01:28:13 AM »

JPP blew it up in a fireworks accident in 2015. The injury by itself was ridiculous (and ridiculously gross) by itself, and the fallout involved (a) his team having no fucking clue what was going on, and (b) a lawsuit against a well-known NFL reporter for Tweeting medical info.

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #26 on:** August 15, 2018, 01:15:08 PM »

When we drafting?

Suwako Moriya · « **Reply #27 on:** August 15, 2018, 02:16:36 PM »

https://www.gq.com/story/jalen-ramsey-trash-talk-nfl-interview This is required reading for everyone.

Quote from: Rin Kagamine on August 15, 2018, 01:15:08 PM

When we drafting?

September 2, 8 PM US Eastern. I have no idea what time that is in Elevenland, unfortunately.

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #28 on:** August 15, 2018, 03:43:03 PM »

9 AM on a Monday when I don't have work, so that's cool for me

Only 1 dedicated TE slot pls

Suwako Moriya · « **Reply #29 on:** August 15, 2018, 03:57:15 PM »

You will have to pry my Evan Engram/Jack Doyle combo out of my cold dead hands.

(I will look into it if enough people prefer 1 or don't care either way)