Author Topic: 2017 "Real" (& Fantasy) Football Thread - Super Bowl Long IIsland (Read 158938 times)

Kilgamayan · « **on:** July 18, 2017, 01:06:08 AM »

>implying the NFL isn't rigged

Much to the delight of DeAngelo Williams, Steve Smith Senior, and Josh Norman, apparently the Panthers fired their GM today, which made me remember that Ftahdr is a human being that exists. I'll be honest, I'm only making this thread as a honey pot because I want his reaction to this news. But eventually we'll get around to fantasy stuff too. (Who's gonna roll the dice on Ezekiel Elliot this year?)

Edible · « **Reply #1 on:** July 18, 2017, 01:23:03 AM »

LOL REDSKINS

Suwako Moriya · « **Reply #2 on:** July 18, 2017, 04:12:13 PM »

I'm sure Allen was just really heavily invested in the Kirk Angle scandal storyline on Monday Night RAW.

PX · « **Reply #3 on:** July 19, 2017, 10:41:44 AM »

Wonder what disaster will befall the Chargers this year. Will it finally be the year the team stays intact while Rivers breaks a leg tripping over his 11 kids?

Edible · « **Reply #4 on:** July 19, 2017, 01:36:49 PM »

Quote from: PX on July 19, 2017, 10:41:44 AM

Wonder what disaster will befall the Chargers this year

"No one showing up to games" is the most likely scenario.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #5 on:** July 19, 2017, 05:29:54 PM »

Quote from: Kilgamayan on July 18, 2017, 01:06:08 AM

(Who's gonna roll the dice.....this year?)

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU RAAAAAAAAANG?

PX · « **Reply #6 on:** July 19, 2017, 05:45:00 PM »

Quote from: Edible on July 19, 2017, 01:36:49 PM

"No one showing up to games" is the most likely scenario.

But that's every year for the Chargers

Edible · « **Reply #7 on:** July 19, 2017, 06:28:01 PM »

The depths of people not going to chargers games has yet to be fully explored

Edible · « **Reply #8 on:** July 19, 2017, 08:48:53 PM »

Better watch your step or Dante Fowler will throw your groceries in a pond

Hainiryuun · « **Reply #9 on:** July 21, 2017, 09:45:14 PM »

In for another year of Rodgers carrying GB to the playoffs with another early exit.

Edible · « **Reply #10 on:** July 25, 2017, 12:11:24 AM »

PX · « **Reply #11 on:** July 27, 2017, 07:59:57 AM »

>RG3 working out for Chargers
Oh boy

Edible · « **Reply #12 on:** July 27, 2017, 08:10:37 AM »

Notably fragile QB playing for notably injury-prone team?

What could possibly go wrong.

Suwako Moriya · « **Reply #13 on:** July 27, 2017, 02:44:32 PM »

https://twitter.com/jaguars/status/890563019578765312

All for you, Edible.

Edible · « **Reply #14 on:** July 27, 2017, 03:26:14 PM »

Quote from: Suwako Moriya on July 27, 2017, 02:44:32 PM

https://twitter.com/jaguars/status/890563019578765312

All for you, Edible.

https://twitter.com/Duval_Teal/status/890574080524595200

ahahahahah

PX · « **Reply #15 on:** July 29, 2017, 09:05:12 PM »

It's back!

The ⑨th Zentillion · « **Reply #16 on:** July 30, 2017, 09:15:08 AM »

Quote from: PX on July 29, 2017, 09:05:12 PM

It's back!

Praise be! Both so far were glorious gold reading.

yuyukos · « **Reply #17 on:** July 30, 2017, 03:55:57 PM »

Quote from: PX on July 29, 2017, 09:05:12 PM

It's back!

Truly a masterpiece.

My body is ready for Fantasy Injuryball. :V

Suwako Moriya · « **Reply #18 on:** July 31, 2017, 05:26:59 PM »

Today's loljags news: Brendan Albert just retired.

Edible · « **Reply #19 on:** July 31, 2017, 05:44:15 PM »

At least we don't have to pay him now.

Would've been nice to have something resembling a quality starter at LT. I think Cam Robinson will be up to the task but probably not as a rookie.

The ⑨th Zentillion · « **Reply #20 on:** August 01, 2017, 04:12:31 AM »

Speaking of the WYTS articles, you ready for tomorrow, Edible? :3

Edible · « **Reply #21 on:** August 01, 2017, 04:17:48 AM »

I won't be ready unless I can drink at work.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #22 on:** August 01, 2017, 04:57:49 AM »

Just sneak it in via a mountain bottle like people used to do in high school.

Suwako Moriya · « **Reply #23 on:** August 01, 2017, 06:17:40 PM »

The article feels fairly tame by WYTS standards, but holy moley did Del hit a grand slam with his submission.

Edible · « **Reply #24 on:** August 01, 2017, 06:26:45 PM »

Quote

The team hasn?t had a winning season since the iPhone came out.

:fail:

Edible · « **Reply #25 on:** August 03, 2017, 07:36:07 PM »

The last few weren't that great, but the Jets one is a fucking classic.

Suwako Moriya · « **Reply #26 on:** August 03, 2017, 07:48:28 PM »

My favorite part is how the fan comments open with more drunk and frustrated one-liners than total fan comments other teams got/will get.

PX · « **Reply #27 on:** August 05, 2017, 02:18:38 AM »

Chargers challenging them. Rightfully so

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #28 on:** August 05, 2017, 06:55:31 PM »

So I want two things out of this season, and it's the same two things I always want.

-I want the Ravens to lose and lose horribly, because I'm a Neohioan and I do not forget or forgive. Nursing a grudge is our state sport.
-I want the South to lose, because it will hurt them worse than many other things will.

If I can have these. I will be happy. If I have to pick one, I want the latter first. That's my foobaw take.

Edible · « **Reply #29 on:** August 10, 2017, 12:13:52 AM »

Quote from: Purji Costavis on August 05, 2017, 06:55:31 PM

So I want two things out of this season, and it's the same two things I always want.

-I want the Ravens to lose and lose horribly, because I'm a Neohioan and I do not forget or forgive. Nursing a grudge is our state sport.
-I want the South to lose, because it will hurt them worse than many other things will.

If I can have these. I will be happy. If I have to pick one, I want the latter first. That's my foobaw take.

I think you're going to get both of those. The AFC South is probably dogshit again this season, and the Ravens are literally going to start Ryan Mallett.