Author Topic: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round II: I wanna be the Bunbunmaru  (Read 47896 times)

Iryan

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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #30 on: April 02, 2011, 01:32:53 PM »
Old Danmakufu stuff can be found here!

"As the size of an explosion increases, the numbers of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero."

Kips McKipzerson

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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #31 on: April 02, 2011, 01:47:07 PM »
Well I'm skipping out on this part of the challenge because of
1. I cannot think of any lines for any of the characters to speak
2. I've tried to write this again and again, after reading every other summary of this thing I can find
3. Even if I could do the above, I have to do it for more then those three characters, which is bullshit.
4. It's kinda hard to write a story whilst annoyed via previous three reasons.
And 5. It kinda also irritates me that the winner of the competition would get challenged immediately, with no way of backing down. It kinda seems dirty and cheap, especially doing it to me instead of someone else.


Let's just skip onto the next challenge. Chances are, we arent going to get a new first challenge, even if I asked.

Shadoweh

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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #32 on: April 02, 2011, 03:14:24 PM »
Kips, it's been less then a day, don't you think you're not giving yourself much of a chance to try here? I would challenge Conqueror but he's so wordy it scares me. :ohdear: A story about Marisa the Nine-Fingered being stalked by Tsundere Alice? Cruel and unusual punishment for me but I shall try to write.. something.


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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #33 on: April 02, 2011, 03:18:17 PM »
For the record: The point of this challenge is to try and prove your skills, so even if one contestor throws the towel for a given round, the other still has to deliver the requested task to get a win. If only one delivers, then that one wins by default without any judgement (unless the formal conditions of the task are not met). But if one bows out before anything is presented, that doesn't make it a win for the other one already.

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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #34 on: April 02, 2011, 03:45:53 PM »


Succesful expression.

also Kips don't start chickening out already or Unfunnies will be given man. You don't want that.

Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #35 on: April 02, 2011, 03:49:48 PM »
Question: does the usual rule of people not in the challenge throwing in their own entries still apply?

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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #36 on: April 02, 2011, 03:57:57 PM »
also Kips don't start chickening out already or Unfunnies will be given man. You don't want that.
I'd be careful with threatening people with Unfunnies for a challenge that came to be under rather questionable circumstances.


Question: does the usual rule of people not in the challenge throwing in their own entries still apply?
Sure, why not? If you feel like it, I won't stop you :V

Pesco

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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #37 on: April 02, 2011, 04:09:09 PM »
And 5. It kinda also irritates me that the winner of the competition would get challenged immediately, with no way of backing down. It kinda seems dirty and cheap, especially doing it to me instead of someone else.

All talk and no show now? I set my contest to be entertained and hoped we'd get some new action out of it. If it wasn't to put anyone on the spot, then it's really not been worthwhile to give you the prize.

Conqueror

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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #38 on: April 02, 2011, 04:25:42 PM »
Sure, why not? If you feel like it, I won't stop you :V

Oh, awesome. Since we're not actually contestants, we can break the word limit, right?  :3 Never mind, misread the challenge. Ah, we're only supposed to write one scene.
« Last Edit: April 02, 2011, 04:27:14 PM by Conqueror »


On tue un homme, on est un assassin. On tue des millions d'hommes, on est un conqu?rant. On les tue tous, on est un dieu.
Every saint has a past and every sinner a future.

Dead Princess Sakana

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Re: ATTN Kips Mc Kipperston
« Reply #39 on: April 02, 2011, 05:02:18 PM »
If you refuse, several people with the power to put you back to normal user will frown and make it happen.
Btw, I missed that before, but no. That's a blatant lie, Trollwi. Here's the rules.

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You go up the foodchain by challenging someone above you for their spot.  You win the challenge, you win their spot, you lose, you got one more try before you get removed (maximum of 2 failed challenges).  Incumbent can refuse challenge only twice in their reign, resets if they move up.  Challenges are decided by the level above you (or by staff in the case of Deity challenges).  Winner gets spot, loser gets boot (or one more try if they are a challenger).

This challenge will continue normally, but the consequences in case of loss/win for the involved parties are still gonna be discussed, because of the premise under which this challenge was made.

Pesco

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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #40 on: April 02, 2011, 05:09:11 PM »
IP can be given or taken away on a whim.

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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #41 on: April 02, 2011, 05:14:59 PM »
IP can be given or taken away on a whim.

We'll be going by the stated rules for this.

Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #42 on: April 02, 2011, 05:20:38 PM »
Oh man, a Touhou parody of Lord of the Rings? I think I'll write up something for this. :3

Dead Princess Sakana

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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #43 on: April 02, 2011, 05:29:54 PM »
Alright, CPMC's Acolyte has decided on the stakes for this challenge:

The good old up-and-down:

Winner gets IM (ya know, the one with actual powers :3),  loser goes back to normal (unless you peform outstanding, but we will see about that at the end :P)

Esifex

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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #44 on: April 02, 2011, 07:00:12 PM »
First issue : Roping the Librarians into this without warning.
Okay, I can deal, no biggy. Gives me something to do.

Second issue : Alice as Gollum? Terribly sorry good sir but you have just made an enemy of me

Conqueror

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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #45 on: April 02, 2011, 07:06:12 PM »
Second issue : Alice as Gollum? Terribly sorry good sir but you have just made an enemy of me

She wants her precious thing back.


On tue un homme, on est un assassin. On tue des millions d'hommes, on est un conqu?rant. On les tue tous, on est un dieu.
Every saint has a past and every sinner a future.

Dead Princess Sakana

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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #46 on: April 02, 2011, 07:11:37 PM »
First issue : Roping the Librarians into this without warning.
Okay, I can deal, no biggy. Gives me something to do.
Doesn't have to be all of you, ya know? Just enough for a proper judging. If you are busy don't hesitate to say so :P

Iryan

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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #47 on: April 02, 2011, 07:16:41 PM »
Second issue : Alice as Gollum? Terribly sorry good sir but you have just made an enemy of me
Hey hey, I like canon Alice.
It is just that maybe I put too much thought into this.

Remember how in LotR Frodo was very kind to Gollum because he saw in him what he himself might become if he gave in to the ring?
Marisa is a human magician with a powerful artifact, and it was suggested in character that there is a good chance she will become a youkai one day due to her magic use.
Alice was once a human but has turned into a youkai over time due to her magic.

Do I need to get more specific?  :3
Old Danmakufu stuff can be found here!

"As the size of an explosion increases, the numbers of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero."

Tengukami

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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #48 on: April 02, 2011, 07:17:28 PM »
waaaaaaaaaaaaa

Oh Jesus. I get up to go to work this morning and you're all like "oh so what happens WHEN this thing gets won by me? :smug:" and 7 hours later you're pussing out like this? Remind me not to invite you to take part in any bank robberies with me.

"Human history and growth are both linked closely to strife. Without conflict, humanity would have no impetus for growth. When humans are satisfied with their present condition, they may as well give up on life."

Esifex

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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #49 on: April 02, 2011, 07:18:58 PM »
Doesn't have to be all of you, ya know? Just enough for a proper judging. If you are busy don't hesitate to say so :P

Aside from playing e-mail tag for this potential job, no, I have nothing eating up my time.

Hey hey, I like canon Alice.
It is just that maybe I put too much thought into this.

Remember how in LotR Frodo was very kind to Gollum because he saw in him what he himself might become if he gave in to the ring?
Marisa is a human magician with a powerful artifact, and it was suggested in character that there is a good chance she will become a youkai one day due to her magic use.
Alice was once a human but has turned into a youkai over time due to her magic.

Do I need to get more specific?  :3

You have saved yourself.
But a terrible wrath will fall upon anyone who manages to botch this.

Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #50 on: April 02, 2011, 07:25:30 PM »
But a terrible wrath will fall upon anyone who manages to botch this.
>_>

Iryan

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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #51 on: April 02, 2011, 07:27:47 PM »
But a terrible wrath will fall upon anyone who manages to botch this.
...a Ringwrath?
Old Danmakufu stuff can be found here!

"As the size of an explosion increases, the numbers of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero."

Tengukami

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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #52 on: April 02, 2011, 07:30:00 PM »
>_>

One does not simply walk into Gensokyo.

"Human history and growth are both linked closely to strife. Without conflict, humanity would have no impetus for growth. When humans are satisfied with their present condition, they may as well give up on life."

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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #53 on: April 02, 2011, 07:48:36 PM »
She wants her precious thing back.
This was bound to happen, wasn't it?

I would really like to see what comes out of this. Maybe I'll stick in something as well just for the laughs.
C:DOS> ayayaya.mid
Bad command or file name

C:>_

Iryan

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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #54 on: April 02, 2011, 07:49:12 PM »
One does not simply walk into Gensokyo.
Are you suggesting a catapult?
Old Danmakufu stuff can be found here!

"As the size of an explosion increases, the numbers of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero."

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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #55 on: April 02, 2011, 07:51:39 PM »
Are you suggesting a catapult?

I'll try it if you try it.  :V
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HakureiSM

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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #56 on: April 02, 2011, 07:55:49 PM »
this thread is like a college paper on why one should never sleep if one's a member of MotK.

Here, for reference.

... :moogy:
... :moogy:

I, Whimp - Isaac Fagsimov
What are you, Baka's nephew or something? :V
First you're all wooo I'm blue dabadedabada, and now you want out?
Only Helloween gets to do that. And Sonata Arctica.
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
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Iryan

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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #57 on: April 02, 2011, 07:58:48 PM »
First you're all wooo I'm blue dabadedabada, and now you want out?
Only Helloween gets to do that. And Sonata Arctica.
And Hammerfall.
Old Danmakufu stuff can be found here!

"As the size of an explosion increases, the numbers of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero."

HakureiSM

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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #58 on: April 02, 2011, 08:23:38 PM »
... and Hammerfall.
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
                                                                                   .

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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #59 on: April 02, 2011, 08:26:21 PM »
Are you suggesting a catapult?
What if we used a trebuchet?