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ATTENTION BAKA AND JT! [WINNER ANNOUNCED]
« on: December 10, 2010, 09:31:30 PM »
You are hereby summoned for a MANDATORY challenge in the Idiot Colosseum.

Winner will receive IP, loser will be unfunnied for a week.

There is no refusing.  Refusal will net you a 2 week unfunny.
« Last Edit: January 01, 2011, 08:44:17 PM by Inaba Tewi »


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Re: ATTENTION BAKA AND JT /thunderdome'd
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2010, 09:33:21 PM »
:munch:

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Re: ATTENTION BAKA AND JT /thunderdome'd
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2010, 09:35:20 PM »
Will this be Pescau's challenge, or one of your own design, our Tso?

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Re: ATTENTION BAKA AND JT /thunderdome'd
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2010, 09:38:39 PM »
Haven't decided yet.

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Re: ATTENTION BAKA AND JT /thunderdome'd
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2010, 09:39:32 PM »
Where is Orin.gif when you need it?

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Re: ATTENTION BAKA AND JT /thunderdome'd
« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2010, 09:40:09 PM »
Oops forgot to logout of the test account :derp:


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He thought that on that same day he was to take the city of Priam, but he little knew what was in the mind of Jove, who had many another hard-fought fight in store alike for Danaans and Trojans."


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Re: ATTENTION BAKA AND JT /thunderdome'd
« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2010, 09:40:41 PM »
Yeah, I'm in. Just say the word when you guys are ready.

Re: ATTENTION BAKA AND JT /thunderdome'd
« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2010, 09:40:53 PM »
Alright, I'm here. I guess I'll take the challenge considering how it's mandatory.

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Re: ATTENTION BAKA AND JT /thunderdome'd
« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2010, 09:53:39 PM »


Re: ATTENTION BAKA AND JT /thunderdome'd
« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2010, 09:57:12 PM »
Where is Orin.gif when you need it?

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Re: ATTENTION BAKA AND JT /thunderdome'd
« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2010, 10:01:17 PM »
Now that was clever, Squid.


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Re: ATTENTION BAKA AND JT /thunderdome'd
« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2010, 10:01:34 PM »
Let's get it on then.

IT'S TIME TO SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!

For this challenge I want to see your best dance moves. However, I don't think it's likely that the two of you actually can dance. Show me your styles by choreographing your steps into a gif animation. The two of you will be presenting your dance moves battle style. One person goes first, the other responds and tries to one-up the flair. Your reference song for the contest will be this.

The person who is ready first must start with the beginning of the song. State the exact duration that your animation applies for. The person who responds to the first move must pick up where the first entry left off. Keep the dance flowing. Each entry will be scored and tallied for half the overall score. The last man standing is what makes up the other half of your score.

Once an entry has been made, a response must be presented within 3 days. No extensions will be given, timestamps will be checked. If you don't submit something within that time, it will be assumed that you've choked. Each entry may not be bigger than 500kb in size. Host them externally as you will still be following the forum's posting rules for images.

I want to see your creativity. Composing your gif out of existing video or any other animations will render that submission disqualified. You may use still images to compose your animations, provide the proper credit for them when you do.

Spectators who want to bring sexy back to the dance floor may jump in at any time as long as the submissions also follow the contest rules.


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Re: ATTENTION BAKA AND JT /thunderdome'd
« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2010, 10:03:53 PM »


Got it.

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Re: ATTENTION BAKA AND JT /thunderdome'd
« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2010, 10:06:53 PM »
I question the actual entertainment value of this challenge, given we're pitting an artist against this:

[17:04:11] <Baka> how do u make a gif?

For the betting folks, the over/under on the length of this contest is currently set at 1 entry.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: ATTENTION BAKA AND JT /thunderdome'd
« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2010, 10:09:41 PM »
Quote from: Kilga
I question the actual entertainment value of this challenge, given we're pitting an artist against this:

You remember that whole thing about betting on Baka being betting that gravity would suddenly stop working? It still applies.


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Re: ATTENTION BAKA AND JT /thunderdome'd
« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2010, 10:13:46 PM »
I question the actual entertainment value of this challenge, given we're pitting an artist against this:

[17:04:11] <Baka> how do u make a gif?

For the betting folks, the over/under on the length of this contest is currently set at 1 entry.

I bet earning IP status on the over. If I lose, I'm unfunnied for 2 weeks. Deal bookie?

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Re: ATTENTION BAKA AND JT /thunderdome'd
« Reply #16 on: December 10, 2010, 10:16:01 PM »
I bet earning IP status on the over. If I lose, I'm unfunnied for 2 weeks. Deal bookie?
Clearly you are insane.

This hypothesis is supported by you wearing underpants on your head.

Not that this was a bad thing...  BV
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Re: ATTENTION BAKA AND JT /thunderdome'd
« Reply #17 on: December 10, 2010, 10:19:24 PM »
For some reason I have this mental image of the contestants starting out with a certain number of HP, and as each of them presents a move, the judges decide how much HP it takes off.

Also, now I want to see an animation of Rorsharch from Watchmen with that music-video on his mask.

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Re: ATTENTION BAKA AND JT /thunderdome'd
« Reply #18 on: December 10, 2010, 10:27:26 PM »
I bet earning IP status on the over. If I lose, I'm unfunnied for 2 weeks. Deal bookie?

Actually, I think I will open this up to everyone, using your terms, but tacking on a few extra stipulations:

- Winners will receive IP. Losers will be Unfunnied for two weeks.
- The only entries that will count toward this game will be entries from JT or Baka, and then only if those entries come after an entry from the opponent. If JT posts three entries in a row due to outside interference and Baka has not posted any entries in the meantime, that still only counts as 1 entry.
- Since the contest has no inactivity expiration date, "Under" will be considered a victory if the contest goes 3 days before JT and Baka submit any entries.
- JT and Baka may not place bets for obvious reasons.
- Betters may not push. This game is Over/Under, not Over/Under/Push.
- A push is a loss, not a draw. You picked incorrectly, you lose.
- If you try to munchkin your way out of a loss, I reserve the right to double your punishment. The important thing here is the spirit of the bet, not the letter.

Over/Under is still set at 1 entry before the contest ends. With terms and conditions laid out, people, place your bets.
« Last Edit: December 10, 2010, 10:38:48 PM by Kilgamayan »
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: ATTENTION BAKA AND JT /thunderdome'd
« Reply #19 on: December 10, 2010, 10:30:23 PM »
One more stipulation added because I forgot it the first time.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: ATTENTION BAKA AND JT /thunderdome'd
« Reply #20 on: December 10, 2010, 10:33:34 PM »
I don't understand your betting rules ???

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Re: ATTENTION BAKA AND JT /thunderdome'd
« Reply #21 on: December 10, 2010, 10:33:47 PM »
:extra stipulations:

I'm still game. Over bet for me.

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Re: ATTENTION BAKA AND JT /thunderdome'd
« Reply #22 on: December 10, 2010, 10:39:10 PM »
Since no one has taken the "Under" bet, I should probably point out that I misread Pesco's rules. One last definition has been added, for the purposes of making "Under" a viable option.

I don't understand your betting rules ???

The basic premise is that I think the result of this contest will be JT submitting something with Baka not responding. "Over" is essentially a bet that both will submit something, and "Under" is a bet that neither will submit something in the 72-hour time frame starting at your post.
« Last Edit: December 10, 2010, 10:43:40 PM by Kilgamayan »
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

Re: ATTENTION BAKA AND JT /thunderdome'd
« Reply #23 on: December 10, 2010, 10:50:07 PM »
The basic premise is that I think the result of this contest will be JT submitting something with Baka not responding. "Over" is essentially a bet that both will submit something, and "Under" is a bet that neither will submit something in the 72-hour time frame starting at your post.

Kilga, you should really re-think this event, unless you want a whole ton of people becoming IP. I ain't going out yet.

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Re: ATTENTION BAKA AND JT /thunderdome'd
« Reply #24 on: December 10, 2010, 10:52:56 PM »
Kilga, you should really re-think this event, unless you want a whole ton of people becoming IP. I ain't going out yet.

Kilga can always change the value of the over/under as new information comes in. But my bet is locked in.  :smug:

Re: ATTENTION BAKA AND JT /thunderdome'd
« Reply #25 on: December 10, 2010, 10:55:36 PM »
Kilga can always change the value of the over/under as new information comes in. But my bet is locked in.  :smug:

Wrong. If he changes the values it's considered rigging the contest. Once people have placed their bets, the person in charge of the bets must keep their standards of the bet or it'd be an illegal move on his part.

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« Reply #26 on: December 10, 2010, 10:56:17 PM »
Actual video footage of them dancing would've been funnier, but this is good, too.

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Re: ATTENTION BAKA AND JT /thunderdome'd
« Reply #27 on: December 10, 2010, 11:12:56 PM »

0:00-0:07

Yeah, I know I'm a crappy dancer.

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Re: ATTENTION BAKA AND JT /thunderdome'd
« Reply #28 on: December 10, 2010, 11:14:13 PM »
I stand corrected.

Incidentally, betting closed. >_>
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: ATTENTION BAKA AND JT /thunderdome'd
« Reply #29 on: December 10, 2010, 11:16:36 PM »
You dance almost exactly like me, only difference being that you are actually using your torso.  :getdown:
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