So what are you wearing *that slutty winky kissy emoticon that I hate*
Please hold while I transfer you to Abercrombie & Fitch Douchebag Wardrobe Support, sir.
Bar? I already told you, I lost my memory. I'm calling you from a pay phone!
I would then advise you to please find a bar and start drinking until your memories return, then call from there.
Dear Microsoft, this man has told me that my 360 is faulty, apparently it "ain't got games"
How do I fix this? I have heard something about a "triple" and how it can play "final fantasy seven"
Where can I obtain this "triple"?
In order to have a triple, please buy two more Xbox 360s and run them in parallel.
I forgot my password.
The password expiration policy has recently been changed to increase security and ease of access. Users must now change their password every 24 hours, they cannot use any of their 400 previous passwords, and it cannot contain variations of their first name, last name, three vowels which change in and out of the restricted group every day, nor can it contain the consonants between B and H.
Also, passwords must be at least 20 characters long and no more than 21 characters long, and contain from at least four of the following five groups:
-Uppercase letters
-Lowercase letters
-Special characters
-Numbers
-Obscure mathematical symbols (the Universal Quantifier, modern Greek alphabet)
Please update your password within those guidelines. If you are locked out, wait 30 minutes and try again. Do not contact the Help Desk to have your password reset until it is updated within the above guidelines.
