Author Topic: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00d) (Read 84835 times)

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #900 on:** November 08, 2009, 02:33:43 AM »

Lunatic:
What is wrong with you

Sana · « **Reply #901 on:** November 08, 2009, 02:34:05 AM »

Easy: EZ MODO?!
Normal: For normal people
Hard: For people who aren't normal
Lunatic: For pastries

Mounting Jaggis · « **Reply #902 on:** November 08, 2009, 02:34:25 AM »

Phantasm: It's official, you have no life

Moerin · « **Reply #903 on:** November 08, 2009, 02:35:26 AM »

Quote from: Slaves on November 08, 2009, 02:26:00 AM

OH GOD

My sentiments exactly...

Ahem. Anyway...

Quote from: Captain Purvis M.F.D. on November 08, 2009, 02:33:43 AM

Lunatic:
What is wrong with you

Seconded~

Also...

Quote

<Cutey_Moerin>   MexRou could be so hot you wouldn't believe it!
<Kanako>   No...sorry Moerin, but that just doesn't seem to work.
<Kanako>   :<
<Dragoshi>   or comically awkward
<Dragoshi>   :V
<UncertainKitten>   What did I miss now?
<Greyn>   Roukan is trapped in a love triangle with Theorin and Pesco
<Sana>   My my.
<Cutey_Moerin>   Okay, fine... What about our Ijiyatsu selves together? Would THAT be hot~?
<Sana>   ...
<Sana>   Uh...
<Cutey_Moerin>   ...I'll take that as a maybe?
<Roukan>   Get it drawn, and I might consider it.

Just throwing this out there... I don't expect anything to come of it, seeing how you're all so overworked already, but... Yeah~

Slowpoke · « **Reply #904 on:** November 08, 2009, 02:35:39 AM »

Use the font KirbyM created.

Suikama · « **Reply #905 on:** November 08, 2009, 02:37:53 AM »

Easy - A level that even Muffin wouldn't need to cheat at
Normal - For the standard idiot princesses and maidens
Hard - For idiot deities only
Lunatic - The level Donut raged at for days
Extra - :V
Phantasm - *user was banned for this run*

nintendonut888 · « **Reply #906 on:** November 08, 2009, 02:39:21 AM »

Quote

Lunatic: For pastries

Eh heh~ That reminds me, if/when this is completed I will do my best to 1cc lunatic, so you guys better not disappoint~

Also, hard is for REAL MEN if you get the innuendo.

Chaore · « **Reply #907 on:** November 08, 2009, 02:40:23 AM »

Quote from: nintendonut888 on November 08, 2009, 02:39:21 AM

Also, hard is for REAL MEN if you get the innuendo.

You are a terrible, terrible pastry.

trancehime · « **Reply #908 on:** November 08, 2009, 02:41:47 AM »

Quote from: Suikama on November 08, 2009, 02:37:53 AM

Easy - A level that even Muffin wouldn't need to cheat at
Normal - For the standard idiot princesses and maidens
Hard - For idiot deities only
Lunatic - The level Donut raged at for days
Extra - :V
Phantasm - *user was banned for this run*

Too inside-jokey.

Chaore · « **Reply #909 on:** November 08, 2009, 02:42:46 AM »

Quote from: Signum-hime on November 08, 2009, 02:41:47 AM

Too inside-jokey.

To be fair, Who else do you think is going to end up playing the game?

nintendonut888 · « **Reply #910 on:** November 08, 2009, 02:43:55 AM »

Indeed, in all seriousness I think Suikama's is perfect.

Also I'm not sure who I want to use. On the one hand Donut is sexy and the obvious choice, but on the other hand controlling Ruro is hot. +_+

Letty Whiterock · « **Reply #911 on:** November 08, 2009, 02:44:41 AM »

Quote from: Signum-hime on November 08, 2009, 02:41:47 AM

Too inside-jokey.

As if the characters themselves aren't.

LHCling · « **Reply #912 on:** November 08, 2009, 02:45:29 AM »

Quote from: nintendonut888 on November 08, 2009, 02:43:55 AM

in all seriousness I think Suikama's is perfect.

Mounting Jaggis · « **Reply #913 on:** November 08, 2009, 02:46:04 AM »

Then we kind of explain the jokes in the dialogue

Dragoshi · « **Reply #914 on:** November 08, 2009, 02:46:45 AM »

Quote from: Akane - F on November 08, 2009, 02:23:30 AM

Naut reminds me of Simpson episodes.

also,

according to certain people with blue names, Slavesboobs is now officially canon, for all the wrong reasons.

shall DRAGOSHI HAVE MASSIVE PULL ON THE GROUND HEAVY BOOBS?

As a joke? Yes. Seriously? No. I mean, I'm one for large breasts (as long as they aren't absolutely retarded) but I think we'd be kind of ruining it if we continued along this train of thought. :V

As I thought the main reason Slavesboobs was done was due to the fact that Slaves was the quintessential lolitastic char for Ijiyatsu, so. :V

Quote from: Arashi Kurobara on November 08, 2009, 02:30:51 AM

Well, the real Touhou games have the theme difficulties/commentary in addition to the Easy/Normal/etc.~

Normal: Generic difficulty. Also, generic ice cream. Now on sale.
Lunatic: man what (alternatively: Welcome to hell. Population: You.)
Extra: Yes, there's more. Surprised?
Phantasm: Ooooh boy...

That's all I've got. Can't really think of anything for Easy or Hard.

Slowpoke · « **Reply #915 on:** November 08, 2009, 02:47:37 AM »

Quote from: ChaoreLance on November 08, 2009, 02:42:46 AM

To be fair, Who else do you think is going to end up playing the game?

Everyone in Japan, obviously.

Slaves · « **Reply #916 on:** November 08, 2009, 02:47:48 AM »

Easy- For the visually impaired. Don't worry, you'll get better someday.

Normal- For the average maiden. <someone fill this in for me>

Hard- For maidens that are off their rocker. <see above>

Lunatic- For the weird maidens. The ones that play it probably pick their nose.

Extra- Oh! Look, a butterfly!

Phantasm- What, did you think you were done?

Suikama · « **Reply #917 on:** November 08, 2009, 02:48:08 AM »

Also

Lunautic - A level of difficulty that only Naut could ever enjoy

Nobu · « **Reply #918 on:** November 08, 2009, 02:48:29 AM »

It's striking the balance of making the game so that people outside of CPMC can enjoy it too, while still preserving what makes it uniquely ours.

I think it's fine, except for the Easy mode description and maaaybe the Lunatic description.

trancehime · « **Reply #919 on:** November 08, 2009, 02:49:52 AM »

Quote from: Letty Whiterock on November 08, 2009, 02:44:41 AM

As if the characters themselves aren't.

You got me there.

Slaves · « **Reply #920 on:** November 08, 2009, 02:50:12 AM »

i tried to make my list a little less inside joke-y. and a little more ZUN-y.

Sodium · « **Reply #921 on:** November 08, 2009, 02:57:06 AM »

Easy: Because Registering is Hard!

Normal: *insert something here to do with 10 posts. I can't think of anything*

Hard: Idiot Hierarchy Challenge

Lunatic: Spechul Membahs Only

Extra: SNOWBALL CHALLENGE

Phantasm: YOU WA BAN?!

trancehime · « **Reply #922 on:** November 08, 2009, 02:58:58 AM »

Quote from: SMD-31-FX on November 08, 2009, 02:57:06 AM

Easy: Because Registering is Hard!

Normal: *insert something here to do with 10 posts. I can't think of anything* <-- Now you can get an avatar too!

Hard: Idiot Hierarchy Challenge

Lunatic: Spechul Membahs Only

Extra: SNOWBALL CHALLENGE

Phantasm: YOU WA BAN?!

Letty Whiterock · « **Reply #923 on:** November 08, 2009, 03:05:16 AM »

Quote from: SMD-31-FX on November 08, 2009, 02:57:06 AM

Extra: SNOWBALL CHALLENGE

Phantasm should just be called Snowball Challenge, since I'm a mid-boss in it.

Chaore · « **Reply #924 on:** November 08, 2009, 03:06:58 AM »

Quote from: Letty Whiterock on November 08, 2009, 03:05:16 AM

Phantasm should just be called Snowball Challenge, since I'm a mid-boss in it.

This pretty much. Doesn't make sense to be elsewhere.

Shizumarashi Mayuzumi · « **Reply #925 on:** November 08, 2009, 03:07:53 AM »

Quote from: SMD-31-FX on November 08, 2009, 02:57:06 AM

Easy: Because Registering is Hard!

Normal: *insert something here to do with 10 posts. I can't think of anything*

Hard: Idiot Hierarchy Challenge

Lunatic: Spechul Membahs Only

Extra: SNOWBALL CHALLENGE

Phantasm: YOU WA BAN?!

Shoot, this means I'm going to have to be able to beat Hard eventually, doesn't it? >_>

Sodium · « **Reply #926 on:** November 08, 2009, 03:10:02 AM »

~~Arashi, could you put Trance's suggestion for Normal on Normal?~~ Wait. nevermind. I thought that you updated the thing.

Quote from: SMD-31-FX on November 08, 2009, 02:57:06 AM

Easy: Because Registering is Hard!

Normal: Now you can get an avatar too!

Hard: Idiot Hierarchy Challenge

Lunatic: YOU WA BAN?

Extra: Spechul Membahs Only

Phantasm: SNOWBALL CHALLENGE!

Edit for post ahead of this one: Baity, Noted.

LHCling · « **Reply #927 on:** November 08, 2009, 03:14:13 AM »

For that list, I reckon it would be more appropriate to swap Lunatic and Extra around.

nintendonut888 · « **Reply #928 on:** November 08, 2009, 03:15:19 AM »

I'm not saying Sodium's (I refuse to call you by whatever the hell your new name is) idea is bad, but if anything that's even MORE in-jokey than Suikama's.

And I just realized Sodium's not in this at all...is he?

Sodium · « **Reply #929 on:** November 08, 2009, 03:18:07 AM »

Donut: Nope. It's a good thing too, because I don't feel like being in it.

And it's in-jokey, but aside from Easy and Normal, the rest can stand without prior knowledge of in joke stuff.