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HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
« on: August 01, 2009, 04:07:33 PM »
This is a bad thing but it makes me feel so accomplished.

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Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2009, 04:32:03 PM »
sage

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Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2009, 04:44:11 PM »
>>51263
You're not doing it right.
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Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2009, 06:56:27 PM »
I look forward to the day when I reach 1000 posts...again.
nintendonut888: Hey Baity. I beat the high score for Sanae B hard on the score.dat you sent me. X3
Baity: For a moment, I thought you broke 1.1billion. Upon looking at my score.dat, I can assume that you destroyed the score that is my failed (first!) 1cc attempt on my first day of playing. Congratulations.

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Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2009, 08:41:18 PM »
>>51263
You're not doing it right.
sage

Remind me what that does again?
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Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2009, 08:42:54 PM »
The exact opposite of what you want it to.

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Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2009, 08:46:40 PM »
The exact opposite of what you want it to.

Mind telling me what that is? Because if that was some sort of malicious little prank that set my intranet security to 0, I am going to want to know if I should get it back up again.

EDIT: I'm not joking. Tell me exactly what that little hyperlink did to my internet. Or intranet. Or whatever. NOW.
« Last Edit: August 01, 2009, 09:08:59 PM by M. Burusu »
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Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2009, 09:25:04 PM »
You don't know what sage is?
Really?
REALLY?

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Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2009, 09:26:10 PM »
You don't know what sage is?
Really?
REALLY?

REALLY. Because I've yet to encounter it, UNTIL NOW.
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Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2009, 09:27:42 PM »
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2009, 09:29:20 PM »
The exact opposite of what you want it to.

Mind telling me what that is? Because if that was some sort of malicious little prank that set my intranet security to 0, I am going to want to know if I should get it back up again.

EDIT: I'm not joking. Tell me exactly what that little hyperlink did to my internet. Or intranet. Or whatever. NOW.

Do a virus scan. NOW.

Edit: AND DO NOT RESTART. SHUT DOWN ONLY.

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Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
« Reply #11 on: August 01, 2009, 09:39:35 PM »
The exact opposite of what you want it to.

Mind telling me what that is? Because if that was some sort of malicious little prank that set my intranet security to 0, I am going to want to know if I should get it back up again.

EDIT: I'm not joking. Tell me exactly what that little hyperlink did to my internet. Or intranet. Or whatever. NOW.

Do a virus scan. NOW.

Edit: AND DO NOT RESTART. SHUT DOWN ONLY.

Thanks for the tips.
 
I'm also genuinely worried.
 
Any advice on how to get my security back up proper?
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Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
« Reply #12 on: August 01, 2009, 09:42:29 PM »
Just run a virus scan. If something comes up, tell me.

Edit: Also, I need to talk with TSO what Idiot Deities can do. Because Drake's earned a probation for this =[
« Last Edit: August 01, 2009, 09:44:07 PM by Purjew »

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Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
« Reply #13 on: August 01, 2009, 09:53:43 PM »
Just run a virus scan. If something comes up, tell me.

Edit: Also, I need to talk with TSO what Idiot Deities can do. Because Drake's earned a probation for this =[

The scan is running as we speak (or type, as it were). So far, nothing yet, but I'll keep you posted.

EDIT: I can't leave my computer alone, because if I let it idle it actually goes into sleep mode after a bit. Getting it out of that would, I'm guessing, be just as bad as restarting. Thus, I'm sitting here agitating the mouse every now and again.

2nd EDIT: I can't handle antivirus software for the life of me. Scan just ended because it's a QUICK SCAN. Doing a FULL SCAN now, because I'm paranoid and the situation calls for it. However, the Quick Scan turned up no malware, so I'm a bit happy about that . . . but I'm not going to be satisfied until all 200-or-so-gigs of my hard drive have been scrutinized. Again, I'll keep you posted.
« Last Edit: August 01, 2009, 09:59:53 PM by M. Burusu »
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Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
« Reply #14 on: August 01, 2009, 09:58:50 PM »
Dude, get the fuck out seriously.

EDIT: No seriously, get the fuck out, I can't believe how retarded you are
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Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
« Reply #15 on: August 01, 2009, 10:00:35 PM »
Dude, get the fuck out seriously.

Who is this directed at?
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Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
« Reply #16 on: August 01, 2009, 10:02:05 PM »
Your Windows registration is now compromised. Please contact Microsoft for a new key; tell them about the whole sage thing, of course.

nintendonut888

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Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
« Reply #17 on: August 01, 2009, 10:03:29 PM »
It's directed at me, because I'm a dirty post whore. D: It's not directed at you no doubt.

And on topic, this is my 2000th post. Just noticed that now.
nintendonut888: Hey Baity. I beat the high score for Sanae B hard on the score.dat you sent me. X3
Baity: For a moment, I thought you broke 1.1billion. Upon looking at my score.dat, I can assume that you destroyed the score that is my failed (first!) 1cc attempt on my first day of playing. Congratulations.

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Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
« Reply #18 on: August 01, 2009, 10:07:52 PM »
If a quick scan didn't get it, a full scan should leave things fine, too.

What you're looking for is sage.dll, in particular.

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Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
« Reply #19 on: August 01, 2009, 10:11:25 PM »


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He thought that on that same day he was to take the city of Priam, but he little knew what was in the mind of Jove, who had many another hard-fought fight in store alike for Danaans and Trojans."


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Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
« Reply #20 on: August 01, 2009, 10:12:54 PM »
If a quick scan didn't get it, a full scan should leave things fine, too.

What you're looking for is sage.dll, in particular.

Okay . . . and what would happen (or have happened) if it was in fact found? It hasn't, but I'd like to keep a step ahead in the event of catastrophe.
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Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
« Reply #21 on: August 01, 2009, 10:14:37 PM »
I...wow. This is just getting sad.
nintendonut888: Hey Baity. I beat the high score for Sanae B hard on the score.dat you sent me. X3
Baity: For a moment, I thought you broke 1.1billion. Upon looking at my score.dat, I can assume that you destroyed the score that is my failed (first!) 1cc attempt on my first day of playing. Congratulations.

[19:42] <Sapz> I think that's the only time I've ever seen a suicide bullet shoot its own suicide bullet

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Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
« Reply #22 on: August 01, 2009, 10:16:53 PM »
This thread is now full of lulz.

And Burusu drops from my list with the other retards.

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Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
« Reply #23 on: August 01, 2009, 10:17:36 PM »
This thread is a reason why I'm pro-choice (notrly)


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He thought that on that same day he was to take the city of Priam, but he little knew what was in the mind of Jove, who had many another hard-fought fight in store alike for Danaans and Trojans."


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Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
« Reply #24 on: August 01, 2009, 10:21:05 PM »
Shh don't ruin the moment Mint, things will get sorted out =P


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He thought that on that same day he was to take the city of Priam, but he little knew what was in the mind of Jove, who had many another hard-fought fight in store alike for Danaans and Trojans."


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Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
« Reply #25 on: August 01, 2009, 10:21:51 PM »
Shh don't ruin the moment Mint, things will get sorted out =P

Oh TSO things will only get even better XD.

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Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
« Reply #26 on: August 01, 2009, 10:30:20 PM »
OK, this is starting to get kind of irritating.
 
I honestly didn't know what sage was.
 
I don't go around the internet often, barring the sites I know and enjoy.
 
And now this has happened and my computer may in fact be messed up, and here you people are yukking it up like no tomorrow. A few of you (thank you, Purvis, Moogy) have moved to help.
 
I am not a retard who doesn't know anything, I am not a joke to be laughed at, I am a REAL PERSON who is now having a REAL PROBLEM with their computer and who needs some HELP with it (and who has thankfully been getting some aid). So if you would stop laughing about my plight, that would be really appreciated.
« Last Edit: August 01, 2009, 10:31:53 PM by M. Burusu »
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Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
« Reply #27 on: August 01, 2009, 10:33:02 PM »
Did you find that .dll?

If not, you're past the danger phase. Just do a spyware scan whenever you get the leisure; without the .dll the thing's harmless.

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Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
« Reply #28 on: August 01, 2009, 10:37:47 PM »
And don't forget your multipass.
There was something here once. Wonder what...

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Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
« Reply #29 on: August 01, 2009, 10:42:52 PM »
Did you find that .dll?

If not, you're past the danger phase. Just do a spyware scan whenever you get the leisure; without the .dll the thing's harmless.

Don't listen to this guy!  He runs a spam server--meaning he profits off new infections.

Run Process Explorer and screencap the list of processes running on your machine.  And hurry--depending on your ISP, a worm could already have penetrated the heatsink barrier and infected the CPU.

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