Author Topic: Touhou Rage Thread XV: No "No Misses" Edition (Read 192718 times)

Chuckolator · « **on:** November 04, 2012, 07:06:41 PM »

If you suck, or only think you suck, this is the place for you.

Looking around some stages to see which one to do next. Hmm, how about SA 6?

*game overs to Ten Evil Stars*

Bang Jan · « **Reply #1 on:** November 04, 2012, 07:11:04 PM »

>Tries to time out Buddhist diamond

>Dies with 4 seconds on the clock

Why does this happen!?

Nindella · « **Reply #2 on:** November 04, 2012, 07:19:00 PM »

Quote from: Seiga Kaku on November 04, 2012, 07:06:41 PM

If you suck, or only think you suck, this is the place for you.

Looking around some stages to see which one to do next. Hmm, how about SA 6?

*game overs to Ten Evil Stars*

Damn, that spell catches me out some times even in the safe height, many a run it has evilly ended! (Gotta not daydream :blush:)

Chuckolator · « **Reply #3 on:** November 04, 2012, 07:41:50 PM »

Quote from: Nindella on November 04, 2012, 07:19:00 PM

Damn, that spell catches me out some times even in the safe height, many a run it has evilly ended! (Gotta not daydream :blush:)

Remember when I said

Spoiler:

? Now you know why. <_<

And trying some LLS since I think I can record my own videos now, I just died twice to stage 1. <_<

Zengeku · « **Reply #4 on:** November 04, 2012, 08:44:17 PM »

Quote from: Seiga Kaku on November 04, 2012, 07:41:50 PM

Remember when I said
Spoiler:
byakuren is easier than utsuho
? Now you know why. <_<

Wait, you managed Byakuren but not Utsuho? Seiga, you are weird.

Nindella · « **Reply #5 on:** November 04, 2012, 10:19:45 PM »

ARGGHH, failed SA Lunatic MarisaA No-Bombs to Orin's last non!

So many stupid deaths in stage 4 and 5! (Messed up blue ying-yangs in stage 5, Killed off Catwalk surprisingly too early which led to messing up popcorn, Messing up Orin's 1st spell!!?) :fail:

BT · « **Reply #6 on:** November 05, 2012, 06:19:45 AM »

Quote from: Bang Jan on November 04, 2012, 07:11:04 PM

>Tries to time out Buddhist diamond

>Dies with 4 seconds on the clock

Why does this happen!?

I feel you, so very much. I've been trying to time out that bitch for centuries.

Quote from: Nindella on November 04, 2012, 07:19:00 PM

Damn, that spell catches me out some times even in the safe height, many a run it has evilly ended! (Gotta not daydream :blush:)

I'm pretty sure I have never died to Ten Evil Stars. You don't have to be absurdly concentrated or anything... it's like you guys decided to not look at the screen. :3

Spyglass · « **Reply #7 on:** November 05, 2012, 09:32:36 AM »

And here I sit, happy if I can make it past Koakuma on Normal without getting myself killed...

Seriously, I feel inferior....

Sakurei · « **Reply #8 on:** November 05, 2012, 12:10:35 PM »

same here. never died to ten evil stars. BUT UNCONTAINED NUCLEAR REACTION IS ANOTHER STORY :V it's like...the only reason I haven't perfected that stage yet. and that's godawful.

fondue · « **Reply #9 on:** November 05, 2012, 01:44:43 PM »

~~OH COME ON IM LATE AGAIN LET ME MAKE THE NEXT THREAD HERE NEXT TIME~~
Bweeeeeh, MarisaB is impossible to use against Byakuren.

BT · « **Reply #10 on:** November 05, 2012, 03:14:52 PM »

>GFW Extra 90fps: BEGIN

>No Deaths stage portion
>2 deaths to the second nonspell
>3 deaths to the second spell
>2 deaths to Test Slave

This was a real thing.

I need that computeroutthewindow.gif for times like these.

Nindella · « **Reply #11 on:** November 05, 2012, 04:20:23 PM »

Quote from: Nindella on November 04, 2012, 10:19:45 PM

ARGGHH, failed SA Lunatic MarisaA No-Bombs to Orin's last non!

So many stupid deaths in stage 4 and 5! (Messed up blue ying-yangs in stage 5, Killed off Catwalk surprisingly too early which led to messing up popcorn, Messing up Orin's 1st spell!!?) :fail:

Failed SA Lunatic MarisaB No-Bombs to Cat's Erratic step.

5 deaths to Satori's Patchouli spells is pretty bad, eh? Way to go ruining a perfect run Patori :fail:

Ranko Hoshino · « **Reply #12 on:** November 05, 2012, 07:38:37 PM »

Crashing into the fairies at the beginning of TD Stage 1

RNG · « **Reply #13 on:** November 05, 2012, 07:40:22 PM »

Quote from: Ranko Hoshino on November 05, 2012, 07:38:37 PM

Crashing into the fairies at the beginning of TD Stage 1

TD Stage 1 has a tendency to spawn spirits right on top of you while you're PoCing. It is not a dignified way to die, let me say that.

Yatakarasu · « **Reply #14 on:** November 05, 2012, 07:42:36 PM »

Quote from: Nindella on November 05, 2012, 04:20:23 PM

Patori

Hehehe.

Ugh, I need to take a break from SA Extra. I keep getting worse and worse at it. Maybe I should work on 1ccing UFO, mainly cause I really want to try my hand at the extra.

BT · « **Reply #15 on:** November 05, 2012, 07:48:53 PM »

OKAY MASTER SPARK-LIKE FLASHLIGHT

I NO-DEATHED YOU BEFORE

I'LL DO IT AGAIN

>Enters with 560%
>Leaves with 280%

... why ;-;

Kaze_Senshi · « **Reply #16 on:** November 05, 2012, 08:13:19 PM »

Game over at Hourai Doll *flips the table*

Ranko Hoshino · « **Reply #17 on:** November 05, 2012, 08:21:55 PM »

Quote from: Kaze_Senshi on November 05, 2012, 08:13:19 PM

Game over at Hourai Doll *flips the table*

That happened to me a few times before I got my clear.

Nindella · « **Reply #18 on:** November 05, 2012, 10:25:40 PM »

I can't stream bullets. :colonveeplusalpha:

DarkAtma · « **Reply #19 on:** November 05, 2012, 10:43:06 PM »

Failed Forbidden arcanum elixir at 1 second :colonveeplusalpha:

Reiko · « **Reply #20 on:** November 05, 2012, 11:15:23 PM »

SA Hard, one thousand stage 1 restarts later.
> enters stage 5 with 3 spare lives
> leaves stage 5 with 3 spare lives
> "ok, this is going well, I'll just bomb everything in stage 6"
> dies twice before midboss
> dies to trivial stuff after midboss
> "..."

Why :fail:

Nindella · « **Reply #21 on:** November 05, 2012, 11:20:52 PM »

Failed No-Focus EoSD Lunatic on Scarlet Gen with 1 bomb in stock and a sliver of health left on the spell.

"DIE ALREADY DIEE!!" "I can still do this I've got a life!!"

Well, I don't really mind much, didn't really kefit.wav cause EoSD isn't high on my priorities or anything, but I did have a good laugh with the similarities between our runs, hehe :derp:

Cor · « **Reply #22 on:** November 06, 2012, 02:19:20 AM »

I hate splash damage, I hate lingering DoT, I hate widespread fire, I hate slow-traveling fire, and I hate myself for being so shit with them all.

Ran-Rii · « **Reply #23 on:** November 06, 2012, 10:46:18 AM »

Well... you guys are on such a high caliber I can say nothing...

Is it just me or is it that Marisa's Magic Sign: Milky Way spawns stars at random from the side of the screen, then homes in on you at random? Cause I can dodge everything from that stage, graze Stardust Reverie like mad and still get killed at that part?

Also, it is just painful that Stage 2 of SA, the spell with the Tongue Cut Sparrow thingy... I had to read the legend to know which to shoot...

And the Wriggle Kick... owned an Unsuspecting me many times before I learnt to dodge it... reflex actions are the worst.

I hate the fact that I always, by reflex, dodge into a bullet after I weaved through a crazy-hard pattern.

And failing Forbidden Arcanum - Hourai Elixir with 14 seconds to spare on Normal just makes me want to kill someone...

Bang Jan · « **Reply #24 on:** November 06, 2012, 03:59:18 PM »

Quote from: Seiga Kaku on November 04, 2012, 07:06:41 PM

If you suck, or only think you suck, this is the place for you.

Looking around some stages to see which one to do next. Hmm, how about SA 6?

*game overs to Ten Evil Stars*

There isn't a link to the previous thread.

On topic:

Grr! Why hasn't anyone made a non sucking version of Hourglass yet!?

fondue · « **Reply #25 on:** November 06, 2012, 08:13:45 PM »

NO RUMIA
STOP KILLING ME ON YOUR LAST LUNATIC SPELL
PLEASE

Bang Jan · « **Reply #26 on:** November 06, 2012, 08:32:47 PM »

Man! Lunatic Guse Flash at 90fps is so impossibly hard it's hilarious.

cactu · « **Reply #27 on:** November 07, 2012, 01:25:45 AM »

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Chuckolator · « **Reply #28 on:** November 07, 2012, 01:28:09 AM »

I'd like to say I know the agony of dying to Superhuman, but an almost NBNUFO beats my puny perfect stage attempt. <_<

Nindella · « **Reply #29 on:** November 07, 2012, 02:37:39 AM »

Gameover to Orin's final spell with 4/5 life frags because I'm still a coward and can't make simple dodges.

Also, a disgusting TWO death's to Orin's final non-spell despite my ability to time it out hundreds and hundreds of times, I deserve to have her push her cart over my corpse until it's a mangly mess of gore. Freaking hell.