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It is required for all employees of the state to pass a test on the collected works of FLIPFLOPs and WizGarage, the Cirnama that contains the keys to knowledge of CPMC, in order to maintain their positions. Those who pass shall retain their titles! Those that fail shall be returned to the factories.
YOU WILL PM YOUR ANSWERS TO ME IN A TIMELY FASHION. DO NOT POST THEM HERE, LEST YOU FACE THE WRATH OF THE STATE.
You have 48 hours.
That is all.
Volume 1
1. Why do the Lunarians have strange tastes?
2. What options did Marisa Have other than tea?
3. Why did Alice consider giving Marisa a page from the Grimoire?
4. Suwako-chan Check?
5. When faith vanishes from it, a shrine is _______?
6. What was Koakuma selling?
7. Saigyouji'd?
8. When did the Moon Incident happen?
9. Frequency 140.85?
10. What is Alice's Spellcard?
11. What event was interrupted for the the Ms Olympia Contest?
12. How many strings are visible in the image of the 30 preparing for the first assault?
Volume 2
13. How is Youmu's feeling she lacked speed incorrect?
14. Why is Rinnosuke unpopular?
15. Why was Suika napping in the shade?
16. Who likes mackerel in Miso?
17. Who donated a caterpillar to Reimu?
18. What did Eirin ask Youmu about during her errands?
19. Why was a five stands duel proposed?
20. What was described as mountains upon mountains of deceased information?
21. Why was Meiling the werewolf's second victim?
22. Why did Marisa give Flandre a gold star?
23. What comes of knowing the seven luminaries?
24. Why did Yuyuko point out a kitten wandering the garden?
25. How do we know Reimu is Player 2?
26. What will being anxious not achieve?
27. Why was Youmu upset about Marisa's sword?
28. What was Reimu's reaction to Cirno defending Rumia?
29. Who did Youmu confess her late night activities with Yuyuko to?
30. What did Yuyuko say about the kittens?
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DANCE FOR US, IDIOT HIERARCHY
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As I recall, the last time there was a topic like this, just about everyone who actually responded had their rank stripped, while those who laid low kept theirs.
Just sayin'.
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haha. Good luck everyone! Make a good show for us! :munch:
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As I recall, the last time there was a topic like this, just about everyone who actually responded had their rank stripped, while those who laid low kept theirs.
Just sayin'.
Your subversive attempts have been noted.
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Duuude. This is like homework. Can't I just put on a striptease or something instead?
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That was intended to clear the hierarchy completely, though, since it was stagnant for a while and needed renewal.
Since it wasn't long ago, I doubt this is the case. At least completely :s
Also Rurooo, Baity sucks :<
At this point I don't even care anymore, though :3
I'd rather be a regular member again and maybe win IP again through the normal means one day maybe, then try climbing up the ladder.
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What's the pass mark? I think I can only get about 5 without rereading.
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Volume 1
1. Why do the Lunarians have strange tastes? Danmaku isn't supposed to be tasty.
2. What options did Marisa Have other than tea? Alice's dolls, Gradius options at one point.
3. Why did Alice consider giving Marisa a page from the Grimoire? The page teaches why stealing forty cakes is terrible.
4. Suwako-chan Check? Mate. Ron. Plan means keikaku.
5. When faith vanishes from it, a shrine is _______? Suddenly more roomy.
6. What was Koakuma selling? Crack.
7. Saigyouji'd? I'd her.
8. When did the Moon Incident happen? When Toyohime decided it would be a wonderful idea to run around town naked.
9. Frequency 140.85? 5cm/s.
10. What is Alice's Spellcard? I'm not Alone "~Imaginary Friends~"
11. What event was interrupted for the the Ms Olympia Contest? My daily fap.
12. How many strings are visible in the image of the 30 preparing for the first assault? Zero, they were all woodwind.
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Um... But I'm still waiting for my challenge against Squidy...
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Um... But I'm still waiting for my challenge against Squidy...
Yeah that's what hapenned to me last time :s
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Um... But I'm still waiting for my challenge against Squidy...
Baity is useless; so I shall take his place this once.
YOUR CHALLENGE IS THIS: PERFECT UNDERSTANDING OF THE CIRNAMA. THE HIGHER SCORE SHALL WIN.
IN THE EVENT OF A TIE, YOU WILL BE SUBJECTED TO A LIGHTNING ROUND.
SHOULD NEITHER OF YOU SCORE HIGH ENOUGH, YOU SHALL BOTH BE REMOVED.
What's the pass mark? I think I can only get about 5 without rereading.
A proper member of the state worries about one mark, and that is the perfect mark.
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Time for researching then.
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What better way to challenge a user base comprised mostly of high school and college students than to give them a test? Students love tests!
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What better way to challenge a user base comprised mostly of high school and college students than to give them a test? Students love tests!
The bad thing is that I actually do enjoy pre-calc and physics tests, cause for some reason that just sets off a trigger on me and I just start working like a mad man Burahahaha BV
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What better way to challenge a user base comprised mostly of high school and college students than to give them a test? Students love tests!
Haha, it's been years since my university years... but I'll be quite happy to, uh, share credit with any shy, dedicated student? Yukari is too lazy for cramming :blush:
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Duuuuude, I can answer these. Also, I'll just bullshit the answers to everything I don't know. It'll work, too!
Also, my proposed answer for the Koakuma question was the same as Drakes.
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Something tells me the answers won't be kept confidential...
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Isn't this the anti-way of proving if someone is an idiot or not? Why not make them jump from a bridge or some shit like that and whoever is alive keeps their title?
Edit: Oh shit, I got it now.
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The answer to every single of these questions is: "Mu".
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The answer to every single of these questions is: "WE LOVE MEN'S BEER!!".
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I thought it was communism.
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I thought it was communism.
I'm waiting on my mushrooms and bananas. Room service is horrible around here :<
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The answer to every single of these questions is: "Mu".
umu?
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I suggest an alternate test that's styled like a tax form or employment application so old hats like Ammy don't feel out of the loop. And of course, all responses of this type would be written in cursive and sent by snailmail as well.
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I don't know whether to take this seriously or not.
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I don't know whether to take this seriously or not.
My guess is that they're planning to do a complete wipe and just want to get a few kicks before they do. We're about due for one, anyway.
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Yeah, besides, I never heard of this, "FLIPFLIPs" circle anyways :V
DON'T MIND ME, JUST TAKING A TOUR OF THE FIRE MINES. FOR SEVERAL YEARS.
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My guess is that they're planning to do a complete wipe and just want to get a few kicks before they do. We're about due for one, anyway.
Weren't you supposed to be wiped anyway and then Nobu got drunk and forgot about it? :V
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I suggest an alternate test that's styled like a tax form or employment application so old hats like Ammy don't feel out of the loop. And of course, all responses of this type would be written in cursive and sent by snailmail as well.
MoTK's National Literacy Test
Whoever doesn't pass it is an IDIOT and is sent to thaw in the gulag for three days and three nights.
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Oh, Nobu, you're such a card. Never change.
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I'm waiting on my mushrooms and bananas. Room service is horrible around here :<
Sorry, pool's closed. Try again tomorrow. For now, you must starve.
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Sorry, pool's closed. Try again tomorrow. For now, you must starve.
I say, I am gonna report to the manager about this!
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I say, I am gonna report to the manager about this!
Yes, how may I help you sir?
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Yes, how may I help you sir?
pfft
Goddammit I can't have anything around here!
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pfft
Goddammit I can't have anything around here!
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(http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/6782/cpmc.png)
I see that you stay true to your slogan. Good work! 5 star center! Keep up the good work!
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Just wake me up when this is all over, I want to vie for a title from an unlucky person.
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Just wake me up when this is all over, I want to vie for a title from an unlucky person.
Carrion Crow at the ready!
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Hey I didn't forget ;_; (might have gotten drunk once or twice though, *ahem*) More like I got busy and there were other things on the horizon that'd more actively kick butts into gear. I won't give any details and ruin the surprise, but I'm still looking forward to those fireworks. >:D
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ATTENTION
24 hours remain.
Two people have completed their exams. It is good to be studious, but not so much that the exam is missed!
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Hey, don't bother sitting for the exams anybody! I want to be the
Shrine Maiden Salutatorian :/
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I am already busy with a novel to which I have to write! I'll get to this... eventually.
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Gyaah! Shame on me, late discovering a stickied thread!
...I guess there's only 14 hrs for me to answer the test x_x;;...
umu?
... Muh >_<
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jesus.
im gonna lose my title while i only have it for a week.
i have no idea what those questions even are about >.>
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jesus.
im gonna lose my title while i only have it for a week.
i have no idea what those questions even are about >.>
I got my IP two-and-a-half days before the hierarchy got wiped, but don't worry. Once IP, always IP. ;)
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ATTENTION
FOUR AND A HALF HOURS REMAIN.
YOU WILL NOT BE WISHED GOOD LUCK, FOR LUCK IS SECONDARY TO KNOWLEDGE OF THE CIRNAMA.
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N-not exactly all-questions-answered though, but... DONE!! @___@
/me submits paper
Also, thanks! This lead me to reading awesome doujinshi I haven't read yet (that I should've read in the past anyway. Shame on me :ohdear:)
WiZ-Garage's other works besides 30... Oww, my mind @___@;;... (is not exactly disturbed in a deep negative way; just that it's not my usual kind of doujin.)
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ANNOUNCEMENT
TESTING IS NOW CLOSED.
-Polly has gotten an absolutely unremarkable by sufficient score.
-Prody has done very well for himself, and the state shall expect great things from him. Perhaps he shall be the first to walk in space.
-Axman has demonstrated an unparalelled understanding of the Cirnama, and we are most proud of him.
-Lloyd is clearly struggling, but where he shows understanding, it shines as a diamond in the rubbish.
-Valentia's depth of knowledge is astounding, but she submitted one minute late. The state does not appreciate a smartass. Thus, despite her amazing score, her marks shall be recorded as barely passing.
The rest of the hierarchy has been purged. They shall return to the factories tomorrow morning, where we are sure their excellent policy decisions shall assist them in reintegrating seamlessly.
That is all.
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Oh I thought I would be purged for getting a bad score :derp:
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Everyone who at least tried got to keep a spot in the IH. Mostly because of:
As I recall, the last time there was a topic like this, just about everyone who actually responded had their rank stripped, while those who laid low kept theirs.
Just sayin'.
A desire to avoid this.
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Oh I thought I would be purged for getting a bad score :derp:
M-me, too >_<;
I'm all glad I get to be online yesterday and read this, else I wouldn't have known there was such a test @__@;
...Well, n-not that I'll feel bad and rant about it in case I lose IP this way.
At...at least, let me express through......... no, actually, I don't know how to express how happy I am retaining it! :*
Th-this nice feeling...it's like what I've felt from "Design a Flag" all over again! >/////////<
Uhm............ Aaaaaaaaaa~~~<3 (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v380/Chococloud/heartyfaint.gif)
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FFFFFFF dammit I forgot.
Goes to show you what good procrastination does for you.
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FFFFFFF dammit I forgot.
Goes to show you what good procrastination does for you.
Same, and now we have more Idiot Maidens than Idiot Princesses. The balance is broken, and all hell will break loose. And I don't believe Cirno participated, the only Idiot Maiden left. I believe this was all rigged to remove most of the honest, hardworking Idiot Princess so the Maidens would have more power. Are all us ex-IPs going to take it?
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Good thing I'm not in the IH :V
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FFFFFFF dammit I forgot.
Goes to show you what good procrastination does for you.
We still have our challenge, remember! This means nothing!
...Welp, back to square one. Gonna have to claw my way up the hard way this time, I guess.
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And I don't believe Cirno participated, the only Idiot Maiden left.
I have my sincere doubts you will ever see her participating in a test due to certain circumstances :derp:
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And I don't believe Cirno participated, the only Idiot Maiden left. I believe this was all rigged to remove most of the honest, hardworking Idiot Princess so the Maidens would have more power. Are all us ex-IPs going to take it?
Cirno is a staff account. Also, your conspiracy theory is flawed, since I was a long-standing IM and I got the boot just like everyone else who didn't bother to take the test. :V
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And I don't believe Cirno participated, the only Idiot Maiden left.
Cirno is the mother of this board. She is *the* Deity.
Suwako's still more awesome, though.
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oh there are openings now
maybe I should formulate and execute some ~*~brilliant plan~*~
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maybe I should formulate and execute some ~*~brilliant plan~*~
Do this.
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Inaba Game Final Stage.
Wait, that would never work in a forum.
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Do this.
Yes, please, seconding this. Let's see some BLOOD in the hierarchy! FIGHT for your titles, people!
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Yes, please, seconding this. Let's see some BLOOD in the hierarchy! FIGHT for your titles, people!
Oh, is that so?
Then I issue a challenge to any Idiot Maiden bold enough to accept! Whilst this is highly unorthodox and the details are not exactly clear in my mind, I know that the only way I'm going to get my blue title back is to claw my way up there and build a legacy from the bones of those who would dare stand against me! Is there anyone idiot enough amongst you to get in my way?
...I probably can't actually do this, can I? Challenging for IM when I don't even have IP anymore... But even if I can't, I'll just issue a challenge to any IPs out there instead and take the long route! Is this acceptable? I... Think we were allowed to challenge IPs for their titles, right? Send anyone against me, and I will crush them like... Like something easily crushable! Hah!
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useless rant here
Oh please Moerin, you lost. I think it's time for the new generation to take over.
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Oh please Moerin, you lost. I think it's time for the new generation to take over.
I challenge Baka Miko to the ULTIMATE Mascot challenge!
Who can uphold the MotK spirit the most! :3
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I challenge Baka Miko to the ULTIMATE Mascot challenge!
Who can uphold the MotK spirit the most! :3
That will have to wait my friend, for I'm off to another battle.
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Oh please Moerin, you lost. I think it's time for the new generation to take over.
Meh, I liked his proposed challenge myself... it seemed like it had some potential for fun, but the hierarchy wipe just happened shortly thereafter.
Power still corrupts, of course, but Moerin comes pre-corrupted from his imperial days!
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Meh, I liked his proposed challenge myself... it seemed like it had some potential for fun, but the hierarchy wipe just happened shortly thereafter.
Power still corrupts, of course, but Moerin comes pre-corrupted from his imperial days!
Shame the threat was kind of empty. He should of just got up and challenged someone.
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Power still corrupts, of course, but Moerin comes pre-corrupted from his imperial days!
Ah, how precious... Moerin is not corrupt, silly.
Moerin is the corruption.
Shame the threat was kind of empty. He should of just got up and challenged someone.
You'll get yours. Don't think you won't. ^_^
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You'll get yours. Don't think you won't. ^_^
Awww. I was planning that when I got IM, I would make you Moerin, Baka's shoe shiner Princess. Aren't I such a kind and caring being?
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I guess this means I can start building...
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...The Koishi Freudian Empire
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Ah, how precious... Moerin is not corrupt, silly.
Moerin is the corruption.
I've just noticed your current title is "Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc"... I like that! I'll channel the remains of my Idiot energy for your cause!
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I'm a Mascot! Look at me! Validate me!
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...I probably can't actually do this, can I? Challenging for IM when I don't even have IP anymore...
Maybe not. But you have... potential enough that I want to see you stir things up already.
You have a week of gratuitous IP. Put it to good use, and earn that IM. :3
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You have a week of gratuitous IP.
WITH GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF ENERGY!
I dunno why but that's what came up in my mind when I first read that >.>
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He better get IM. I do need a stepping stone.
So I bid Moerin good luck in his conquest to a short-lived Maidenhood.
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Maybe not. But you have... potential enough that I want to see you stir things up already.
You have a week of gratuitous IP. Put it to good use, and earn that IM. :3
POWA UP
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I dunno who this kid is but his enthusiasm makes me want to FIGHT HIM
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He better get IM. I do need a stepping stone.
So I bid Moerin good luck in his conquest to a short-lived Maidenhood.
My current title. Look up what it means. :P
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My current title. Look up what it means. :P
You really don't get it?