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Title: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 06, 2009, 11:56:10 AM
HELP
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: Tenbatsu! Myon Rabbie on August 06, 2009, 11:58:38 AM
* FUCK YOU WHORE, STOP LISTENING TO THESE FAGGOTS, YOU BITCH *
*Stab punch kick kill*
 :V
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 06, 2009, 12:01:43 PM
Uh...anyone have any suggestions that are slightly less bloody and homocidal? O_O
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: Tenbatsu! Myon Rabbie on August 06, 2009, 12:07:50 PM
Answer the call with:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO50PUpWj0A

Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on August 06, 2009, 12:22:15 PM
What are you? dense?
Jonas Brothers is the best fucking band I ever heard, I mean, all you kids listen to what? John Legend? That piece of shit puts me to sleep, Elton John is gay and Daughtry sounds like he is constipated.

surely you can't find a better band than Jonas Brothers!
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: Kuma on August 06, 2009, 12:27:26 PM
Get headphones and politley tell her to turn it down.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: Tenbatsu! Myon Rabbie on August 06, 2009, 12:30:47 PM
What are you? dense?
Jonas Brothers is the best fucking band I ever heard, I mean, all you kids listen to what? John Legend? That piece of shit puts me to sleep, Elton John is gay and Daughtry sounds like he is constipated.

surely you can't find a better band than Jonas Brothers!
Best troll ever
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 06, 2009, 12:32:15 PM
Elton John is gay
Are you intending this a fact or an insult? >_>
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on August 06, 2009, 12:38:06 PM
What are you? dense?
Jonas Brothers is the best fucking band I ever heard, I mean, all you kids listen to what? John Legend? That piece of shit puts me to sleep, Elton John is gay and Daughtry sounds like he is constipated.

surely you can't find a better band than Jonas Brothers!
Best troll ever

I am flattered.

Elton John is gay
Are you intending this a fact or an insult? >_>

anti-revolutionary
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: Tenbatsu! Myon Rabbie on August 06, 2009, 12:43:53 PM
Dicks everywhere
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on August 06, 2009, 12:44:57 PM
Bomber!
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: Gappy on August 06, 2009, 12:48:00 PM
Lock her in a basement for 495 years, then send in the Radiohead band to play with her.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: Bias Bus on August 06, 2009, 12:50:35 PM
If she likes the Jonas Brothers (or any of the other shit Disneys craps out) then there is no reasoning now, the only answer is violence.

Unleash the power of the Gekido (RAGE) Punch and teach her a valuable lesson.

Yes, I'm a horrible brother. Thank you for asking.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: Menorah Jams, Pham on August 06, 2009, 12:51:00 PM
Is she hot?
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 06, 2009, 01:18:33 PM
Is she hot?
She's thirteen Oh wait that isn't relevant on this board

Personally though, I'm no judge. Mainly because I DON'T MAKE AN EFFORT TO LOOK UP MY SIBLINGS. Seriously, how many people are gonna ask me this? -_-
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: Pesco on August 06, 2009, 01:22:30 PM
Is she hot?

Does Triangles know what you're doing in here?
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on August 06, 2009, 01:27:06 PM
Rou, you do get in the showers with them amirite?
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on August 06, 2009, 01:35:47 PM
I don't listen to them for a number of reasons.

1. What the fuck is with the "purity ring" shit?
2. Disney stuff intended for kids. I'm outta the age range, really.
3. Yukari's fucking around again.
4. It's a Mickey Mouse conspiracy!
5. Why do you need to do a concert in 3D?!? Nothing's shooting out at you!!!

etc. etc.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: triangles on August 06, 2009, 01:54:36 PM
Is she hot?

Does Triangles know what you're doing in here?

I don't think he's posted one truthful, non 4chan-esque trollbait statement yet in this subforum.  This latest post is no exception.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 06, 2009, 01:57:36 PM
Rou, you do get in the showers with them amirite?
...Uh...why would I walk in on my sisters in the shower? T_T
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: Menorah Jams, Pham on August 06, 2009, 01:59:51 PM
...Uh...why would I walk in on my sisters in the shower? T_T

I dunno, why do we breathe oxygen instead of pure vaporous ammonia?
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on August 06, 2009, 03:00:05 PM
Rou, you do get in the showers with them amirite?
...Uh...why would I walk in on my sisters in the shower? T_T

well, you don't know what you missing out then.

not that I care, your sister lays eggs so I wouldn't want to be there when she does.

>lol

(no offense)
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on August 06, 2009, 03:01:16 PM
your sister lays eggs so I wouldn't want to be there when she does.

And you are to blame
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on August 06, 2009, 03:02:22 PM
If I imagine hard enough it is bound to happen.

that is what imagination does.

and pairing it with a Jonas Brothers song is excellent with that.

Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: Helepolis on August 06, 2009, 03:11:47 PM
Atleast she doesn't listen to that crap bitch (sorry ladies) from Disney, forgot whatever her name was.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on August 06, 2009, 03:14:45 PM
Billie Holiday?
Aretha Franklin?
Fantasia Barrino?
Celine Dion?
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: Menorah Jams, Pham on August 06, 2009, 03:15:47 PM
Billie Holiday?
Aretha Franklin?
Fantasia Barrino?

Silly Fairy, there are no black people in Disney.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on August 06, 2009, 03:19:12 PM
If I guessed correctly people will know I went for that movie, you know...THAT MOVIE
the one with said stupid bitch.

(nah)
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on August 06, 2009, 03:28:44 PM
If I guessed correctly people will know I went for that movie, you know...THAT MOVIE
the one with said stupid bitch.

(nah)

Probably has something to do with a state...

...Carolina?
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: Rin Kagamine on August 06, 2009, 03:30:34 PM
Like them too.  She'll be weirded out enough to never listen to them again
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: Letty Whiterock on August 06, 2009, 03:35:25 PM
...Uh...why would I walk in on my sisters in the shower? T_T

I dunno, why do we breathe oxygen instead of pure vaporous ammonia?
MJP, do not stop posting. <3
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on August 06, 2009, 03:36:40 PM
If I guessed correctly people will know I went for that movie, you know...THAT MOVIE
the one with said stupid bitch.

(nah)

Probably has something to do with a state...

...Carolina?
Are you implying that you know something you shouldn't?
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on August 06, 2009, 03:38:11 PM
If I guessed correctly people will know I went for that movie, you know...THAT MOVIE
the one with said stupid bitch.

(nah)

Probably has something to do with a state...

...Carolina?
Are you implying that you know something you shouldn't?

Pretty much. Now find me a shovel. I need to dig it out of my head.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on August 06, 2009, 03:39:48 PM
If I guessed correctly people will know I went for that movie, you know...THAT MOVIE
the one with said stupid bitch.

(nah)

Probably has something to do with a state...

...Carolina?
Are you implying that you know something you shouldn't?

Pretty much. Now find me a shovel. I need to dig it out of my head.
I'd do it, but I'd use it to remove said head.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: ?lice Bl?ckb?rn on August 06, 2009, 04:57:46 PM
Replace those decadent songs with some Soviet (http://folk.ntnu.no/makarov/temporary_url_20070929kldcg/anthem-sovietunion-1977-alexandrov_ensemble.mp3) hymns. (http://folk.ntnu.no/makarov/temporary_url_20070929kldcg/internationale-ru1.mp3)
I approve of this idea.

I have a CD of a bunch of old Soviet hymns that I ripped off a vinyl record I found over at my uncle's back in Russia, they're awesome. iirc, a bunch of them are available free for download here. (http://www.pakhmutova.ru/songs/uk.shtml) They're really catchy and quite fun, plus the lyrics are sometimes nice. Idealist Utopias are fun. Pity the Soviet Union never became one :(
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: DeathShot Catharsis on August 06, 2009, 05:23:00 PM
My name is Billy and I am 13 years old!
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: Drake on August 06, 2009, 05:25:27 PM
Utopia = Dystopia = Paradox

Every time.

But it doesn't mean that they weren't awesome.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on August 06, 2009, 05:31:41 PM
LIES, clearly capitalism killed more Japanese a year than 60 million in Russia since the rise of the communist system, our local Bolshevik can explain to you on that.

also, suicide rates, discuss.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 06, 2009, 06:46:14 PM
Once again Lenin provides the correct answer.

Alternately: Pick up some Parliament Funkadelic.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: Menorah Jams, Pham on August 06, 2009, 07:03:04 PM
As much as I plan to grab those Soviet hymns, can we put this back onto the track of getting Rou's sister a webcam and Stickam account?
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: Pesco on August 06, 2009, 07:04:54 PM
He's got more sisters where those came from ya'know.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: Gpop on August 06, 2009, 07:47:06 PM
Atleast she doesn't listen to that crap bitch (sorry ladies) from Disney, forgot whatever her name was.

Hannah Montana?
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 06, 2009, 07:49:46 PM
As much as I plan to grab those Soviet hymns, can we put this back onto the track of getting Rou's sister a webcam and Stickam account?
I don't remember this ever being the point of this thread. o_o

Atleast she doesn't listen to that crap bitch (sorry ladies) from Disney, forgot whatever her name was.

Hannah Montana?
More like every Disney-themed real life singer ever.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: Gpop on August 06, 2009, 07:51:39 PM
Dude I fucking hate that bitch as much as everyone else.

And Jonas Brothers are just as bad. I mean, even my sister and mom hates them with a passion.

At least they have the sense to do that.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: Alice Fact on August 06, 2009, 07:54:36 PM
get her to stop watching TV and play more Tetris

or even Touhou, little girls seem to love little girls beating up other little girls from 100m away

on a serious note they hate your shit too
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 06, 2009, 07:56:54 PM
on a serious note they hate your shit too
This is a fact. When I commented on it she replied 'Why are you criticising what I like? I could talk about your Touhou shit all I want.'

I died inside. ;_;
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on August 06, 2009, 08:02:27 PM
Atleast she doesn't listen to that crap bitch (sorry ladies) from Disney, forgot whatever her name was.

Hannah Montana?

Thatsthejoke.png

Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: DeathShot Catharsis on August 06, 2009, 08:06:19 PM
on a serious note they hate your shit too
This is a fact. When I commented on it she replied 'Why are you criticising what I like? I could talk about your Touhou shit all I want.'

I died inside. ;_;

She IS technically in the right to do that. You're being immature in not accepting that she likes the Jonas Brothers.

Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 06, 2009, 08:11:45 PM
She IS technically in the right to do that. You're being immature in not accepting that she likes the Jonas Brothers.
Clearly you're a Jonas fan and can't bring yourself to admit it (understandably) so instead you're defending my sister.[/troll]
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: DeathShot Catharsis on August 06, 2009, 08:13:51 PM
She IS technically in the right to do that. You're being immature in not accepting that she likes the Jonas Brothers.
Clearly you're a Jonas fan and can't bring yourself to admit it (understandably) so instead you're defending my sister.[/troll]

No, I've never even heard one of their songs. I'm just saying you need to stop being an immature douche.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 06, 2009, 08:18:26 PM
No, I've never even heard one of their songs. I'm just saying you need to stop being an immature douche.
Why me in particular? Plenty of other people here seem to agree that the Jonas Brothers are pretty horrible. >_>
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 06, 2009, 08:20:13 PM
Weren't you the one whining about how other people's fetishes were terrible last night?
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: DeathShot Catharsis on August 06, 2009, 08:20:46 PM
No, I've never even heard one of their songs. I'm just saying you need to stop being an immature douche.
Why me in particular? Plenty of other people here seem to agree that the Jonas Brothers are pretty horrible. >_>

FIne, but it seems like you want your sister to stop completely for your own selfish gain.

Just like a douchebag.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 06, 2009, 08:22:20 PM
I never at any point said I wanted her to stop, that was what other people were saying. I just need some coping strategies so that this music doesn't drive me insane. -_-
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: Alice Fact on August 06, 2009, 08:23:46 PM
oh wow you fail chagen

get out of here while you're ahead, we already took one down not too long ago
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 06, 2009, 08:24:28 PM
In fact, weren't you shitposting in the Fetish thread an awful lot about how disgusted you were?
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on August 06, 2009, 08:27:35 PM
>> have fun
>> have fun
>> responsibly

I mean, that is what forums are all about.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: Gpop on August 06, 2009, 08:36:26 PM
Hello Chagen. Welcome to Cirno's Perfect Math Class.

Please take the seriousness elsewhere.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: DeathShot Catharsis on August 06, 2009, 08:40:33 PM
Hello Chagen. Welcome to Cirno's Perfect Math Class.

Please take the seriousness elsewhere.

I am well aware of the un-seriousness in ths board.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: Dragoshi on August 06, 2009, 08:43:50 PM
Or don't. 'Cause, either way. I could care less.

Now, for Rou's problem... Seeing as he doesn't want any over-the-top violent solutions... *Marks off several things on a list, then reads down...* Uhhh... huh. Not much left to suggest aside from 'Grin and bear it', 'replace music with Soviet hymns' (As suggested by Vladimir and Alice) and 'get her a headset'. I'm sure there's some other solutions, but I am too lazy to recall them at the moment.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: Moerin on August 06, 2009, 08:48:46 PM
I have no idea who these Jonas Brothers are, although from the sounds of it that's probably a good thing.

Anyway, here's what to do... Grab a hold of your sisters MP3 player and replace all of the songs with other songs you've renamed to have the same names as the songs by these Jonas Brothers.  Bonus points if the replacements are things like death metal, grindcore, or other acquired tastes.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 06, 2009, 08:49:57 PM
Bonus points if the replacements are things like death metal, grindcore, or other acquired tastes.

Opera.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: Dragoshi on August 06, 2009, 08:53:52 PM
More bonus points if you throw in the 25-minute trainwreck that is 'The Worst Song in the World'. Especially if you title it as whatever her favorite song by the lolnas Brothers is. :x

Which I have listened to about FOUR TIMES. It's not really that bad to me, but. I'm hilariously fucked up in that sense, so. :V
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: Menorah Jams, Pham on August 06, 2009, 08:55:25 PM
He's got more sisters where those came from ya'know.

Are they hot?

I never at any point said I wanted her to stop, that was what other people were saying. I just need some coping strategies so that this music doesn't drive me insane. -_-

My mom loves Prince.  She always did.  I hate the guy.  Sounds like every lyric is a hiccup.

So I got into Duran Duran and played it loud enough to drown her out.  They had a living room stereo system that made annoying bass, so I saved my money for a better, bassier set of speakers for my boom box. 

She got the message when SHE could hear MY bass through a closed door.

But seriously, get into Duran Duran.  It will fix all your problems, except for the problem where you haven't told us if she's hot yet.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: Helepolis on August 06, 2009, 09:04:40 PM
Atleast she doesn't listen to that crap bitch (sorry ladies) from Disney, forgot whatever her name was.

Hannah Montana?

Oh yea, that was her name (rage)
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: Gpop on August 06, 2009, 09:18:06 PM
Bonus points if the replacements are things like death metal, grindcore, or other acquired tastes.

More bonus points if it's Dream Theater.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: Pesco on August 06, 2009, 09:25:41 PM
Tell your sister how much you love her.

Mindscrew ftw :V
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: Rin Kagamine on August 06, 2009, 10:18:35 PM
This thread sucks.  Everyone posting in this thread is a nigger.  Myself included.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 06, 2009, 10:22:47 PM
Anyway, here's what to do... Grab a hold of your sisters MP3 player and replace all of the songs with other songs you've renamed to have the same names as the songs by these Jonas Brothers.  Bonus points if the replacements are things like death metal, grindcore, or other acquired tastes.
How many points do I get for replacing them with Touhou vocal mixes?

This thread sucks.  Everyone posting in this thread is a nigger.  Myself included.
I'd respond with 'shut up, foo', but then Pesco would kill me. T_T
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: Menorah Jams, Pham on August 06, 2009, 10:24:50 PM
"Hey sis!  I got JoBros tickets!  LET'S GO TOGETHER!" 

Game over.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: Easy Mode on August 06, 2009, 10:32:59 PM
I actually like them. :/

I just hate the fanbase.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: E-Nazrin on August 07, 2009, 12:22:05 AM
Opera.

Flandre Opera (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3y2iaxUkbto)
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: Fetch()tirade on August 07, 2009, 02:23:02 AM
You do nothing noticeable. Endure it, while looking at your sister inquisitively while she listens. When she asks, say nothing and turn away. When she turns away, repeat the process.
Mindfuck is always the best solution.
PS If she turns up her player loud enough, then you should be able to tell.
PPS If she starts singing their songs out loud or goes on about how dreamy one of those whorebags is, you have permission for LTL force.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: Letty Whiterock on August 07, 2009, 02:35:48 AM
This thread sucks.  Everyone posting in this thread is a nigger.  Myself included.
Chagen is one of the only good posters in this thread.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: DeathShot Catharsis on August 07, 2009, 03:11:17 AM
This thread sucks.  Everyone posting in this thread is a nigger.  Myself included.
Chagen is one of the only good posters in this thread.

I sense sarcasm mode.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: Sana on August 07, 2009, 03:15:48 AM
I don't know who these people are, but:
Do nothing. She has the right to her own opinion, even if that includes loving bands you hate.
/serious

Or, force her to listen to all their songs on infinite repeat for days on end until the sound of them makes her cringe.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: Fetch()tirade on August 07, 2009, 03:25:36 AM
I don't know who these people are, but:
Do nothing. She has the right to her own opinion, even if that includes loving bands you hate.
/serious

Or, force her to listen to all their songs on infinite repeat for days on end until the sound of them makes her cringe.

You don't know, you don't know. This is going to be a problem.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: Alice Fact on August 07, 2009, 04:01:13 AM
You do nothing noticeable. Endure it, while looking at your sister inquisitively while she listens. When she asks, say nothing and turn away. When she turns away, repeat the process.
Mindfuck is always the best solution.
PS If she turns up her player loud enough, then you should be able to tell.
PPS If she starts singing their songs out loud or goes on about how dreamy one of those whorebags is, you have permission for LTL force.
I approve of this decision
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: Hououin Kyouma on August 07, 2009, 04:20:29 AM
Ask her why she likes it? Then complain to about how their voice sucks.

Actually, Just say I am one of the Jonas Brothers. I will guarantee, that she will stop listening to them
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: Kilgamayan on August 07, 2009, 04:32:55 AM
Is she hot?
She's thirteen Oh wait that isn't relevant on this board

Personally though, I'm no judge. Mainly because I DON'T MAKE AN EFFORT TO LOOK UP MY SIBLINGS. Seriously, how many people are gonna ask me this? -_-

I will admit I was going to jokingly ask for pictures.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: Letty Whiterock on August 07, 2009, 05:45:28 AM
This thread sucks.  Everyone posting in this thread is a nigger.  Myself included.
Chagen is one of the only good posters in this thread.

I sense sarcasm mode.
No, pretty serious. Nearly everyone else is pretty dumb.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: Hououin Kyouma on August 07, 2009, 05:49:15 AM
This thread sucks.  Everyone posting in this thread is a nigger.  Myself included.
Chagen is one of the only good posters in this thread.

I sense sarcasm mode.
No, pretty serious. Nearly everyone else is pretty dumb.
You tell him/her Not Winter Letty.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Drake on August 07, 2009, 05:55:01 AM
Good title change.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on August 07, 2009, 06:11:18 AM
I totally wanted to Rou's sister, the whole thing, accidentally.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Pesco on August 07, 2009, 06:38:34 AM
Guys, there's more than one sister. Pay attention.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: DeathShot Catharsis on August 07, 2009, 06:57:05 AM
How hot is your sister, Rou?

I'm 13, so it's not digusting for me to ask that, k'?
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Hououin Kyouma on August 07, 2009, 08:11:14 AM
I am awfully disturbed by the title........................
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Dragoshi on August 07, 2009, 08:16:38 AM
Eh. There are infinitely worse names this could've been changed to. Just be glad that it's not one of them. :V
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Apotheosis on August 07, 2009, 08:18:28 AM
n/m
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Tengukami on August 07, 2009, 10:31:06 AM
What you should do is ask if you can record her dancing to some Jonas Brothers and singing into her hairbrush. Then, in a couple years when she no longer likes them and is embarrassed that she ever did, you'll have some awesome blackmail material. Revenge done well takes time.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Pesco on August 07, 2009, 10:35:49 AM
What you should do is ask if you can record her dancing to some Jonas Brothers and singing into her hairbrush. Then, in a couple years when she no longer likes them and is embarrassed that she ever did, you'll have some awesome blackmail material. Revenge done well takes time.

How old was your daughter again?

pls don't kill me
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Tengukami on August 07, 2009, 10:37:46 AM
What you should do is ask if you can record her dancing to some Jonas Brothers and singing into her hairbrush. Then, in a couple years when she no longer likes them and is embarrassed that she ever did, you'll have some awesome blackmail material. Revenge done well takes time.

How old was your daughter again?

pls don't kill me

Three, so she pretty much watches/listens to whatever I do. I'm hoping this will shape her into a person of taste, but I'm sure she'll be listening to Disney's manufactured shit machine soon enough.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Pesco on August 07, 2009, 10:43:05 AM
I'm really curious here as to how you choose appropriate toys or learning material for children in the midst of all the marketing crap that gets thrown at you.

If I have a daughter (I don't think I want a son), I'd like her to experience flying a kite or climbing a tree instead of playing with manufactured toys.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Hououin Kyouma on August 07, 2009, 10:47:03 AM
Toys contain plastic. Plastic = BAD for health.

If I had a children I would discipline them while at the same time let them do what they want to do
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Pesco on August 07, 2009, 10:50:27 AM
You'd let them listen to Disney produced crap?
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Hououin Kyouma on August 07, 2009, 10:52:11 AM
Disney, before 2000 were really good and that's where most of my childhood comes from
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Tengukami on August 07, 2009, 10:59:14 AM
I'm really curious here as to how you choose appropriate toys or learning material for children in the midst of all the marketing crap that gets thrown at you.

If I have a daughter (I don't think I want a son), I'd like her to experience flying a kite or climbing a tree instead of playing with manufactured toys.

My daughter is very physically active, and is already showing a talent for soccer, and the only equipment you need for that is a ball. We go toy shopping together, though - I might think something is super cool and educational but if she finds it boring it's a waste of money. In this way, I'm getting her something I hope will develop her cognitive abilities and she chooses something she finds fun.

If you want your child to get outside and do things, I've found most little kids need very little encouragement to go out and play. It's when they get a little older, like six or seven, that you need to limit their time in front of the TV or online.

You'd let them listen to Disney produced crap?

Here are my options: a) if she likes it, let her listen to it or b) FORBID HER to listen to it and make it seem even cooler because Dad doesn't like it.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Pesco on August 07, 2009, 11:01:54 AM
Yeah it's like that, but then her likes and dislikes must have been shaped with other experiences to end up with her liking that stuff.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Tengukami on August 07, 2009, 11:05:24 AM
Yeah it's like that, but then her likes and dislikes must have been shaped with other experiences to end up with her liking that stuff.

Exactly - that's why she's already listening to my music and watching my anime collection (well, most of it anyway; I don't think she's ready for Serial Experiments Lain).
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
Post by: Menorah Jams, Pham on August 07, 2009, 11:58:30 AM
I will admit I was going to jokingly ask for pictures.

Yeah, tell her tits or GTFO and hope for the best.

How old was your daughter again?
Three
[/quote]

Is she hot? You must be so proud of her!
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on August 07, 2009, 12:49:06 PM
Submit your daughter to Russian discipline

"if something doesn't work, hammer it until it does."
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: WRATHIE_Beatrice on August 07, 2009, 12:50:13 PM
You'd let them listen to Disney produced crap?

kids with disney grow up better than kids with CS guys.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on August 07, 2009, 12:51:38 PM
You'd let them listen to Disney produced crap?

kids with disney grow up better than kids with CS guys.

Fuck your opinion, Kids grow up best watching Home Improvement and Fresh prince of bel-air.

Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Pesco on August 07, 2009, 01:06:43 PM
Kids grow up best educated by A-F, UK and Purvis. Y/Y
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on August 07, 2009, 01:07:40 PM
Kids grow up best educated by A-F, UK and Purvis. Y/Y
Y
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: WRATHIE_Beatrice on August 07, 2009, 01:27:56 PM
god forbid.

unless they keep their hands off them, then they're the best kids
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on August 07, 2009, 01:36:46 PM
Like I said, WILL SMITH

srsly, you people think the Wayans are funny?

Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Menorah Jams, Pham on August 07, 2009, 01:54:13 PM
Raise your chilluns on In Living Color, The State, the Ferrell/Kattan years of SNL, TLC, the Cranberries, White Zombie, and the good years of Stone Temple Pilots.

The mid-90s are the only good time to be a growing child. 
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Greyn on August 07, 2009, 02:31:58 PM
You'd let them listen to Disney produced crap?

kids with disney grow up better than kids with CS guys.

Fuck your opinion, Kids grow up best watching Home Improvement and Fresh prince of bel-air.

Hey hey, stuff like DuckTales, Talespin, Rescue Rangers, and Darkwing Duck were awesome and still are to this day.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on August 07, 2009, 02:34:07 PM
You'd let them listen to Disney produced crap?

kids with disney grow up better than kids with CS guys.

Fuck your opinion, Kids grow up best watching Home Improvement and Fresh prince of bel-air.

Hey hey, stuff like DuckTales, Talespin, Rescue Rangers, and Darkwing Duck were awesome and still are to this day.

Who, What, How, and Who?
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: WRATHIE_Beatrice on August 07, 2009, 02:37:20 PM
I am a Looney Tunes and RoadRunner person myself
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on August 07, 2009, 02:38:06 PM
I am a Looney Tunes and RoadRunner person myself
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Letty Whiterock on August 07, 2009, 03:26:09 PM
she pretty much watches/listens to whatever I do. I'm hoping this will shape her into a person of taste
You post on a Touhou message board.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on August 07, 2009, 03:29:19 PM
she pretty much watches/listens to whatever I do. I'm hoping this will shape her into a person of taste
You post on Cirno's Perfect Math Class

fix'd. I hope you're proud of yourself, Amaterasu...
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Tengukami on August 07, 2009, 03:45:27 PM
Touch?, both of you.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Pesco on August 07, 2009, 05:00:19 PM
If she ever signs up here, put in a word to the admins to block off the bad boards from her view. Of course UGW is a perfectly safe place for her to hang around.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Tengukami on August 07, 2009, 05:03:44 PM
Right now the only site she visits is Boobah Zone. It's oddly addictive.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Fetch()tirade on August 07, 2009, 05:18:23 PM
I say let her be. Look at her to fall into the traps and troubles of childhood, and watch her as she struggles with problems you may or may not have had. Lend a hand sometimes, depending on how you want her to grow up, but never do everything for her, or she will never do anything by herself or for herself. Allow her to fall victim to lies and propoganda, and let her build knowledge from experience. Watch her build herself up and repair what needs to be fixed, but make sure things don't get out of hand. There is a limit on how protective or unprotective you can be. Restrictions will have to be broken one day so that the world will never get old.
Watch her grow up into someone that you can be proud of, not only for your sake, but for hers. It is your obligation as well as your privilage, and I wish you well. Congratulations.

Seriousness over.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Pesco on August 07, 2009, 05:21:22 PM
Back on topic: Rou has hot sisters!
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Tengukami on August 07, 2009, 05:44:07 PM
Seriousness

In other words, manipulation of boundaries!

See? Everything is Touhou-related if you try hard enough.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Gpop on August 07, 2009, 06:13:09 PM
Hmm...I tend to stay away from grade school girls (or freshmen high), but if she's passable, then I'd take it.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Menorah Jams, Pham on August 07, 2009, 07:29:43 PM
Hmm...I tend to stay away from grade school girls (or freshmen high), but if she's passable, then I'd take it.

IF?  You have to ask IF?!

Get off my plane.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 07, 2009, 07:34:01 PM
Get off my plane.

/me pitches Gpop into a portal to Sigil
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 07, 2009, 07:42:57 PM
Back on topic: Rou has hot sisters!
WHY EXACTLY ARE YOU SO SURE OF THIS
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on August 07, 2009, 07:44:16 PM
Back on topic: Rou has hot sisters!
WHY EXACTLY ARE YOU SO SURE OF THIS

Why are you getting so worked up?

 :yukkuri:
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 07, 2009, 07:46:03 PM
WHY EXACTLY ARE YOU SO SURE OF THIS

Consensus Reality.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 07, 2009, 07:48:27 PM
Because the entirety of this board is suddenly interested in my freaking sisters.

AND ONE OF THEM SAW ME READING THIS THREAD (as she usually does) AND PROCEEDED TO PUNCH ME. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, GUYS. ;_;
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on August 07, 2009, 07:49:41 PM
 :smug:

That went just as planned...
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Moerin on August 07, 2009, 07:51:38 PM
Because the entirety of this board is suddenly interested in my freaking sisters.

AND ONE OF THEM SAW ME READING THIS THREAD (as she usually does) AND PROCEEDED TO PUNCH ME. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, GUYS. ;_;

Mission accomplished!

...Even though I wasn't actually doing anything here!
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 07, 2009, 07:57:12 PM
AND ONE OF THEM SAW ME READING THIS THREAD (as she usually does) AND PROCEEDED TO PUNCH ME. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, GUYS. ;_;

This is a triumph~
I'm making a note here:
huge success~
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Pesco on August 07, 2009, 08:01:40 PM
Because the entirety of this board is suddenly interested in my freaking sisters.

AND ONE OF THEM SAW ME READING THIS THREAD (as she usually does) AND PROCEEDED TO PUNCH ME. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, GUYS. ;_;

Which one was it?
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 07, 2009, 08:07:08 PM
Which one was it?
The 15-year old one, the only one who actually plays the games.

...And I suppose looking for guilt was a bad idea. >_>
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Letty Whiterock on August 07, 2009, 08:10:08 PM
Tell her to register an account and post in this thread. Do it, or I'm banning you.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: shinyjam on August 07, 2009, 08:13:21 PM
I will be waiting for her here.  :smug:
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: AMMC on August 07, 2009, 08:15:29 PM
I will be waiting for her here.  :smug:

;_;

I'm scared. Very scared.

As you can see, Rou here has forced me to join in fear of being banned >_> so yeah. Thanks.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 07, 2009, 08:15:55 PM
I hope you people are happy now.

I'd take my PC back (posting from my laptop now) but she's insistent on finding a good Sakuya avatar to use. -_-
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Letty Whiterock on August 07, 2009, 08:16:50 PM
I hope you people are happy now.
Quite! :3
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Pesco on August 07, 2009, 08:18:49 PM
I hope you people are happy now.

I'd take my PC back (posting from my laptop now) but she's insistent on finding a good Sakuya avatar to use. -_-

I need a Sakuya flipping off avatar now!
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: AMMC on August 07, 2009, 08:20:50 PM
Why was this topic even started anyway? >_>

EDIT: HOLY CRAP what is with the picture?
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Pesco on August 07, 2009, 08:22:12 PM
That was not me.

Either Purvis or Letty
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 07, 2009, 08:22:42 PM
The Deuce-o-caust will be the best time for her to arrive!

Edit: Not my style.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Moerin on August 07, 2009, 08:22:48 PM
Why was this topic even started anyway? >_>

Because this forum is full of perverted deviants.  Um... Nice to meet you, by the way.  Enjoy your stay here, however short it may be.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 07, 2009, 08:22:58 PM
It was me complaining about sister no.3 playing the Jonas Brothers, which somehow evolved into 'is she hot?' and then it expanded into everyone being interested.

I'm as disturbed as you. O_O
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Pesco on August 07, 2009, 08:24:14 PM
Hey it was going to derail into how to choose educational pastimes for your daughter, but yeah...
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Menorah Jams, Pham on August 07, 2009, 08:24:35 PM
Why was this topic even started anyway? >_>

Are you hot?
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 07, 2009, 08:25:23 PM
The question, Roukanken, is not whether you are disturbed by these events but whether you are surprised?


Why was this topic even started anyway? >_>

Are you hot?

Goddamnit, I broke out laughing for like a good half minute.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 07, 2009, 08:26:03 PM
The rquestion, Roukanken, is not whether you are disturbed by these events but whether you are surprised?
True. >_>
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: AMMC on August 07, 2009, 08:26:35 PM
Because this forum is full of perverted deviants.  Um... Nice to meet you, by the way.  Enjoy your stay here, however short it may be.

I know--I've been watching since the beginning. I still remember the mafia game played here. THAT was funny :D

Quote
Are you hot?

... Maybe~
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 07, 2009, 08:27:25 PM
Also: Sup Roukanken the Younger. =]
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Menorah Jams, Pham on August 07, 2009, 08:28:03 PM
... Maybe~

Wow, with a response like that you're either an unattractive flirt or a camwhore.  I demand you prove either one of those right or wrong or nothing you say will be believable. 

And yes, the dbaggery DOES stop at the borders of this section.  But until then, tits or GTFO.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 07, 2009, 08:28:51 PM
I'm making a long list of people to kill, by the way. Just in case you're interested.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 07, 2009, 08:29:59 PM
Am I on it?
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Letty Whiterock on August 07, 2009, 08:30:56 PM
I'm making a long list of people to kill, by the way. Just in case you're interested.
Onii-chan's defending the imouto. Kawaii ne~
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 07, 2009, 08:31:05 PM
Am I on it?
You'll be added after Paranoia ends.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: AMMC on August 07, 2009, 08:34:00 PM
Wow, with a response like that you're either an unattractive flirt or a camwhore.  I demand you prove either one of those right or wrong or nothing you say will be believable.

Not getting it. And you're wrong--I may not be all that pretty, but I really don't flirt nor do I take many pictures of myself if at all.

Sorry~

Onii-chan~, you actually care~ I'm so happy!~
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: shinyjam on August 07, 2009, 08:34:35 PM
Very well, it will be a mortal kombat to the death and the victor get the princess sister.

If it's end in a draw, both of them can share the prize.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Pesco on August 07, 2009, 08:34:47 PM
I know--I've been watching since the beginning. I still remember the mafia game played here. THAT was funny :D

Oh? Which one?

Am I on it?
You'll be added after Paranoia ends.

Minus Pervesity points!
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Letty Whiterock on August 07, 2009, 08:34:55 PM
You'll be added after Paranoia ends.
a remix or the original?
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Moerin on August 07, 2009, 08:35:06 PM
I'm making a long list of people to kill, by the way. Just in case you're interested.

Bah, that's nothing.  I have a list of people to spare.  Think about that for a moment~
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Pesco on August 07, 2009, 08:35:53 PM
Hey Theorin. She's just like you with the ~ ~
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 07, 2009, 08:36:28 PM
Onii-chan~, you actually care~ I'm so happy!~
Oh great, now she's calling me onii-chan. WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO PLEASE YOU PEOPLE?! T_T

a remix or the original?
Seems to have been fused with Tomb of Horrors.

Bah, that's nothing.  I have a list of people to spare.  Think about that for a moment~
...Am I on it? ;_;
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: AMMC on August 07, 2009, 08:38:01 PM
I know--I've been watching since the beginning. I still remember the mafia game played here. THAT was funny :D

Oh? Which one?


The first one. The way Ramus revealed the mafia and everything. I still remember how Onii-chan raged about it. He's still a bit upset about it, cause Onii-chan just can't let such minor things go~
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Greyn on August 07, 2009, 08:38:42 PM
I'm making a long list of people to kill, by the way. Just in case you're interested.

I gotcha.  You're gonna kill them with passionate love.

Quote
Are you hot?

... Maybe~

Pics or it didn't happen.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Pesco on August 07, 2009, 08:39:07 PM
Rou's imouto-ちゃん. Would you like to have a blue username like your onii-chan?
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Moerin on August 07, 2009, 08:39:29 PM
Hey Theorin. She's just like you with the ~ ~

A RIVAL APPEARS!

Bah, that's nothing.  I have a list of people to spare.  Think about that for a moment~
...Am I on it? ;_;

...Maybe~
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Menorah Jams, Pham on August 07, 2009, 08:39:50 PM
Not getting it. And you're wrong--I may not be all that pretty, but I really don't flirt nor do I take many pictures of myself if at all.

Sorry~

Onii-chan~, you actually care~ I'm so happy!~

You've done one of two things: proven that you're not hot, or Rou, I don't think you have a sister.  Enjoy your kawaii imouto fantasy ^_^^_^^_____^
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 07, 2009, 08:41:24 PM
OKAY SERIOUSLY, IF YOU GIVE HER THE IP TITLE I WILL CRY.

...This thread is going to kill me, I'm sure of it.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Menorah Jams, Pham on August 07, 2009, 08:41:51 PM
Sauce of Rou's icon nao plz
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 07, 2009, 08:42:04 PM
Onii-chan~, you actually care~ I'm so happy!~
Oh great, now she's calling me onii-chan. WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO PLEASE YOU PEOPLE?! T_T

The solution to this problem is a german suplex gogogo
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Pesco on August 07, 2009, 08:42:37 PM
OKAY SERIOUSLY, IF YOU GIVE HER THE IP TITLE I WILL CRY.

...This thread is going to kill me, I'm sure of it.

You know that's not the way to go about it.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: AMMC on August 07, 2009, 08:43:25 PM
Rou's imouto-ちゃん. Would you like to have a blue username like your onii-chan?

Get the chance to be an Idiot Princess? WHY NOT!?

Quote
You've done one of two things: proven that you're not hot, or Rou, I don't think you have a sister.  Enjoy your kawaii imouto fantasy ^_^^_^^_____^

;_; B-but I don't like pictures...

ONII-CHAN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ;_;
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Menorah Jams, Pham on August 07, 2009, 08:44:12 PM
;_; B-but I don't like pictures...

THEN WE DON'T LIKE YOU
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Pesco on August 07, 2009, 08:44:27 PM
IP is on it's way, うさ。

;_; B-but I don't like pictures...

THEN WE DON'T LIKE YOU

Hey! Be nice.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Cadmas on August 07, 2009, 08:45:45 PM
I'm enjoying this and I'm still wearing my pants.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: AMMC on August 07, 2009, 08:45:57 PM
THEN WE DON'T LIKE YOU

NOBODY LIKES ME! NOT EVEN ONII-CHAN DESPITE THE AVATAR~~

Quote
IP is on it's way, うさ。

Onii-Chan is now freaking out. I think I love you.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Letty Whiterock on August 07, 2009, 08:46:16 PM
oh no what happened i think i clicked something
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 07, 2009, 08:47:39 PM
I'm laughing like a madman to stop myself from crying and rest assured I will be visiting most of your houses tonight armed with a cleaver.

Admittedly, kudos to Letty for bringing this shit around. It would be utterly hilarious if it were happening to anyone other than me.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Gpop on August 07, 2009, 08:47:49 PM
So the 15-year-old signs up...

...hey baby what you doing tonight?
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Menorah Jams, Pham on August 07, 2009, 08:48:20 PM
Hey! Be nice.

I am being nice; it's because I'm being nice and honest that she's getting her expectations set in the right place.  If I was mean, I would string her on about how we aren't interested in her sexy lithe young trim naked sweat-dripping subtly-curved body.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 07, 2009, 08:49:52 PM
Eddie cannot tell a lie.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Pesco on August 07, 2009, 08:49:57 PM
So the 15-year-old signs up...

...hey baby what you doing tonight?

Piss off back to your Koishi-penis

I'm laughing like a madman to stop myself from crying and rest assured I will be visiting most of your houses tonight armed with a cleaver.

Admittedly, kudos to Letty for bringing this shit around. It would be utterly hilarious if it were happening to anyone other than me.

It's only because we don't know if Donut has an imouto or not.

Hey! Be nice.

I am being nice; it's because I'm being nice and honest that she's getting her expectations set in the right place.  If I was mean, I would string her on about how we aren't interested in her sexy lithe young trim naked sweat-dripping subtly-curved body.

Heh, I suppose. This thread needs UK's guiding hand for the little girl.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: AMMC on August 07, 2009, 08:50:10 PM
Seriously, Onii-Chan is laughing in such a way that it is freaking me out 0_0; I think you people have broken Onii-Chan.

...I love this place more than ever now >:D

Quote
So the 15-year-old signs up...

...hey baby what you doing tonight?

Mocking Onii-Chan and making him regret he ever mentioned his family to the world ^_^
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Menorah Jams, Pham on August 07, 2009, 08:51:17 PM

Quote
...hey baby what you doing tonight?

Mocking Onii-Chan and making him regret he ever mentioned his family to the world ^_^

Wrong answer: the right one would be "getting your world rocked by me, allll niiiight looooong."
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 07, 2009, 08:52:22 PM
Moral of this story: Mentioning younger sisters on a board about 2D lolis is a bad idea. I hope others learn from my mistakes wait no I don't, I want others to have to go through this so I don't feel alone.

This thread needs UK's guiding hand for the little girl.
How about NO.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: AMMC on August 07, 2009, 08:52:43 PM
Wrong answer: the right one would be "getting your world rocked by me, allll niiiight looooong."

When it comes to you, MJP, I don't think I'll ever get the right answer ;_;
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Moerin on August 07, 2009, 08:52:56 PM
Quote
So the 15-year-old signs up...

...hey baby what you doing tonight?

Mocking Onii-Chan and making him regret he ever mentioned his family to the world ^_^

...I like you.  You are indeed a worthy rival~
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Gpop on August 07, 2009, 08:53:31 PM
So the 15-year-old signs up...

...hey baby what you doing tonight?

Piss off back to your Koishi-penis

Well excuuuuuuuse me princess Pesco.

Mocking Onii-Chan and making him regret he ever mentioned his family to the world ^_^

All I can say is good job. I want all of this on tape.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Greyn on August 07, 2009, 08:53:40 PM
I'm laughing like a madman to stop myself from crying and rest assured I will be visiting most of your houses tonight armed with a cleaver.

Admittedly, kudos to Letty for bringing this shit around. It would be utterly hilarious if it were happening to anyone other than me.

Oh indeed it is quite wonderful.  I thank you for opening the door for this floorshow.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Menorah Jams, Pham on August 07, 2009, 08:53:57 PM
When it comes to you, MJP, I don't think I'll ever get the right answer ;_;

That's good, because the wrong answer is in my pants.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Sodium on August 07, 2009, 08:54:08 PM
Isn't it sad, Roukanken? ;_;

...Better or worse then RoHL?
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 07, 2009, 08:54:37 PM
Moral of this story: Mentioning younger sisters on a board about 2D lolis is a bad idea. I hope others learn from my mistakes wait no I don't, I want others to have to go through this so I don't feel alone.

This is wrong, you are wrong.

The moral is that other people's family is hilarious.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Gpop on August 07, 2009, 08:55:48 PM
Moral of this story: Mentioning younger sisters on a board about 2D lolis is a bad idea. I hope others learn from my mistakes wait no I don't, I want others to have to go through this so I don't feel alone.

This is wrong, you are wrong.

The moral is that other people's family is hilarious.

Man why didn't we do this with Jan and his sister then?
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Pesco on August 07, 2009, 08:56:06 PM
This thread needs UK's guiding hand for the little girl.
How about NO.

UK is about as girl as you can get on this board. Imouto-ちゃん needs friends like those.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Menorah Jams, Pham on August 07, 2009, 08:56:17 PM
This is wrong, you are wrong.

The moral is that other people's family is hilarious.

I think the moral is best paraphrased from Genshiken: anyone who has a real sister knows that imouto complexes were made by people who never had a real sister. 
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: AMMC on August 07, 2009, 08:56:50 PM
That's good, because the wrong answer is in my pants.

Correction: When it comes to you, MJP, I don't think I'll ever get the answer you're looking for~
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Sodium on August 07, 2009, 08:57:38 PM
Well, don't get too worked up over this, Roukan. It'll pass, probably within the week seeing as Cirno's Perfect Math Class has trouble staying on a topic.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Suikama on August 07, 2009, 08:57:59 PM
Haha oh wow this needs to be archived or something
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Moerin on August 07, 2009, 08:58:21 PM
Moral of this story: Mentioning younger sisters on a board about 2D lolis is a bad idea. I hope others learn from my mistakes wait no I don't, I want others to have to go through this so I don't feel alone.

This is wrong, you are wrong.

The moral is that other people's family is hilarious.

Good thing my only sister is older than me, otherwise I could be in the same posi- Actually no, she doesn't even know what Touhou is, so... Yeah.

This thread needs UK's guiding hand for the little girl.
How about NO.

UK is about as girl as you can get on this board. Imouto-ちゃん needs friends like those.

...What about Ruro?  Even if UK's guidance is probably better at the moment~
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 07, 2009, 08:58:58 PM
That's good, because the wrong answer is in my pants.
Surely there has to be a limit to how low you'll stoop. SURELY.

...Better or worse then RoHL?
Worse, and I never thought I'd ever say that about anything. T_T

I think the moral is best paraphrased from Genshiken: anyone who has a real sister knows that imouto complexes were made by people who never had a real sister. 
I'm not the one asking if she's hot. T_T

Well, don't get too worked up over this, Roukan. It'll pass, probably within the week seeing as Cirno's Perfect Math Class has trouble staying on a topic.
It'll pass, probably within the week seeing as Cirno's Perfect Math Class has trouble staying on a topic.
It'll pass, probably within the week
the week
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 07, 2009, 08:59:03 PM
Hey AMMC, you got the PC, right?

Change some of his passwords.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Pesco on August 07, 2009, 08:59:08 PM
If the topic is Imouto-ちゃん, MJP will be on topic all the time if you know what I mean.

Edit
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...What about Ruro?  Even if UK's guidance is probably better at the moment~

Forgive me, I don't get much time to interact with Ruro but I know she's awesome incarnate.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: AMMC on August 07, 2009, 09:00:05 PM
Doesn't that make you happy Onii-Chan~? You won't need to bother about this again, it'll just be blow to your self-esteem~

Hey AMMC, you got the PC, right?

Change some of his passwords.

! Why didn't I think of that? I'll be back in a minute or two~
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Gpop on August 07, 2009, 09:00:27 PM
Maybe Rou would let me pet his sister then?

/me  pets AMMC on the head
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 07, 2009, 09:01:55 PM
HEY! MJP!

When are you going to stop borrowing my van (http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/4849/1244264998750.jpg)?
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 07, 2009, 09:02:16 PM
/me  pets AMMC on the head
/me writes the name Gpop down in a black notebook, next to the words 'fapped himself to death'.
[purvis]His last words shall be: "Hey, that's not supposed to come off..."[/purvis]
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Greyn on August 07, 2009, 09:02:57 PM
Don't worry Rou, I'll keep this bumped for posterity and mention this regularly in IRC.  :V
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Pesco on August 07, 2009, 09:03:43 PM
Don't worry Rou, I'll keep this bumped for posterity and mention this regularly in IRC.  :V

Oh so cruel...
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 07, 2009, 09:05:08 PM
Don't worry Rou, I'll keep this bumped for posterity and mention this regularly in IRC.  :V
/me scribbles down 'Greyn, choked to death on his own tongue'. The God of the New World understands that the best deaths are the ironic ones.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 07, 2009, 09:06:11 PM
Don't worry Rou, I'll keep this bumped for posterity and mention this regularly in IRC.  :V
/me scribbles down 'Greyn, choked to death on his own tongue'. The God of the New World understands that the best deaths are the ironic ones.

That's not ironic at all, you bat-brained strumpet!
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Drake on August 07, 2009, 09:07:12 PM
I'm gonna have to sauce on those avatars.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Greyn on August 07, 2009, 09:07:46 PM
The IRC frenzy has begun.  Now I take my leave and allow time for this concoction to brew.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 07, 2009, 09:08:31 PM
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12 Members and 0 Guests are viewing this thread
oh god

On the bright side she's been called away for a few minutes, so I might have the chance to regain my composure and NOT murder everyone. And/or smash the other PC so she can't post anymore. One or the other.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 07, 2009, 09:09:15 PM
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12 Members and 0 Guests are viewing this thread
oh god

On the bright side she's been called away for a few minutes, so I might have the chance to regain my composure and NOT murder everyone. And/or smash the other PC so she can't post anymore. One or the other.

Quick change her passwords.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Moerin on August 07, 2009, 09:09:56 PM
Oh dear, he's got out the Death Note already~

You wouldn't put my name in it would you, God of this New World?  All hail Kira, our saviour!
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 07, 2009, 09:11:23 PM
I DON'T KNOW HER PASSWORDS ;_;

Oh dear, he's got out the Death Note already~

You wouldn't put my name in it would you, God of this New World?  All hail Kira, our saviour!
God, I HATE fanboys.
/me writes 'Theorin Satsuki, cut from the game of life during development to make way for a shrine maiden and black magician'. He's irritated that this will probably only result in a heart attack.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Sodium on August 07, 2009, 09:12:12 PM
15 Members and 0 Guests are viewing this topic.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Drake on August 07, 2009, 09:12:24 PM
Tools-Options-Security-Saved Passwords

Try to find one.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Moerin on August 07, 2009, 09:12:52 PM
I DON'T KNOW HER PASSWORDS ;_;

Oh dear, he's got out the Death Note already~

You wouldn't put my name in it would you, God of this New World?  All hail Kira, our saviour!
God, I HATE fanboys.
/me writes 'Theorin Satsuki, cut from the game of life during development to make way for a shrine maiden and black magician'. He's irritated that this will probably only result in a heart attack.

Death Note's don't work on non-existant entities~
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Pesco on August 07, 2009, 09:14:23 PM
(http://i28.tinypic.com/25fhr36.jpg)
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Cadmas on August 07, 2009, 09:14:42 PM
Quote
non-existant entities~

So being Creatures of the internet Technically we don't exist.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 07, 2009, 09:15:07 PM
Death Note's don't work on non-existant entities~
And yet non-existent entities can post on forums without a problem? T_T
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Moerin on August 07, 2009, 09:16:29 PM
Death Note's don't work on non-existant entities~
And yet non-existent entities can post on forums without a problem? T_T

Yes.  Why would you question this?
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 07, 2009, 09:17:39 PM
Yes.  Why would you question this?
I dunno, fighting for my rights as a believer of SCIENCE?
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on August 07, 2009, 09:18:20 PM
Yes.  Why would you question this?
I dunno, fighting for my rights as a believer of SCIENCE?

And Bill Nye is your savior?
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Letty Whiterock on August 07, 2009, 09:19:19 PM
(http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/3377/010copy.jpg)
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Rin Kagamine on August 07, 2009, 09:19:50 PM
Hey guys I was out what'd I miss?~
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Drake on August 07, 2009, 09:20:41 PM
moar
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: UncertainJakutten on August 07, 2009, 09:21:01 PM
Quote
Heh, I suppose. This thread needs UK's guiding hand for the little girl.

What are you on? I'm liable to corrupt her in worse ways than you all can imagine.

Quote
How about NO.

See? Rou gets it

Well, whatever. Hi AMMC, I'm UK, your sensei in the world of sapphic wisdom. First lesson is ignore the guys, they are meaningless and will be eliminated in our new world order.

Also, don't let them touch you. They have cooties. Forever.

Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 07, 2009, 09:21:56 PM
...Letty, I don't know why, but for some reason I DON'T ACTUALLY want to kill you.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on August 07, 2009, 09:22:45 PM
Quote
Heh, I suppose. This thread needs UK's guiding hand for the little girl.

What are you on? I'm liable to corrupt her in worse ways than you all can imagine.

Quote
How about NO.

See? Rou gets it

Well, whatever. Hi AMMC, I'm UK, your sensei in the world of sapphic wisdom. First lesson is ignore the guys, they are meaningless and will be eliminated in our new world order.

Also, don't let them touch you. They have cooties. Forever.

Listern to her. She knows what she's talking about.





































































...I think
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Moerin on August 07, 2009, 09:22:59 PM
Quote
Heh, I suppose. This thread needs UK's guiding hand for the little girl.

What are you on? I'm liable to corrupt her in worse ways than you all can imagine.

Quote
How about NO.

See? Rou gets it

Well, whatever. Hi AMMC, I'm UK, your sensei in the world of sapphic wisdom. First lesson is ignore the guys, they are meaningless and will be eliminated in our new world order.

Also, don't let them touch you. They have cooties. Forever.

This is exactly why we want you to guide her.  It'll screw with Rou so very much, for one thing~
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Pesco on August 07, 2009, 09:25:48 PM
Quote
Heh, I suppose. This thread needs UK's guiding hand for the little girl.

What are you on? I'm liable to corrupt her in worse ways than you all can imagine.

Quote
How about NO.

See? Rou gets it

Well, whatever. Hi AMMC, I'm UK, your sensei in the world of sapphic wisdom. First lesson is ignore the guys, they are meaningless and will be eliminated in our new world order.

Also, don't let them touch you. They have cooties. Forever.

UKxAMMC NAO!
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 07, 2009, 09:25:57 PM
SOMEONE UPGRADE ME TO IM OR SOMETHING SO I CAN LOCK THIS THREAD BEFORE SHE GETS BACK

PLEASE
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on August 07, 2009, 09:27:07 PM
Excellent he isn't aware that he han lock on his own...

just as planned...
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Pesco on August 07, 2009, 09:28:12 PM
He can lock, but there's how many of us that can unlock?
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 07, 2009, 09:28:39 PM
I MEANT LOCK IT IN A WAY THAT SOMEONE ELSE CAN'T UNLOCK
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on August 07, 2009, 09:29:26 PM
btw, is that Tewi in your avatar, Rou?
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Pesco on August 07, 2009, 09:29:55 PM
Stickied :V

btw, is that Tewi in your avatar, Rou?

Oi! What you getting at there?
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 07, 2009, 09:30:01 PM
OH SHIT SHE'S BACK
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: AMMC on August 07, 2009, 09:34:47 PM
I'm currently breaking down in fits of laughter at the insanity of all this. Onii-Chan is surprisingly calm right now~

Hello UK-Sensei~
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 07, 2009, 09:35:18 PM
ALRIGHT WHO STICKIED THIS.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on August 07, 2009, 09:35:52 PM
ALRIGHT WHO STICKIED THIS.

GJ
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Pesco on August 07, 2009, 09:36:36 PM
ALRIGHT WHO STICKIED THIS.

The best rabbit

Stickied :V
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Moerin on August 07, 2009, 09:36:43 PM
I'm currently breaking down in fits of laughter at the insanity of all this. Onii-Chan is surprisingly calm right now~

I'd hate to see him when he's mad, then~

ALRIGHT WHO STICKIED THIS.

God wanted it to be stickied, and who are we to deny His almighty will?
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 07, 2009, 09:39:24 PM
DAMMIT PESCO, I TRUSTED YOU.

God wanted it to be stickied, and who are we to deny His almighty will?
Traitor, I thought you worshipped ME!
/me writes 'odds of Rin ever appearing in any Touhou game ever, struck down by a bolt of lightning'
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: AMMC on August 07, 2009, 09:39:58 PM
I'd hate to see him when he's mad, then~

Onii-Chan doesn't really get mad much--he rages at Mafia a lot, but he knows he can't match anyone in the house when it comes to rage. Onii-Chan knows, even when mad, not to fight something he'll never win~
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on August 07, 2009, 09:41:23 PM
AMMC....

[dsiruooskdhfoidshfgiufh uv9ihreoihtuhsvogdsifvuwhboiufhbiue ngcsyndroidsymrvyeoiroyneiotvimrcoiydsrciad

That is all.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Drake on August 07, 2009, 09:41:47 PM
I still want sauce.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Nine West on August 07, 2009, 09:43:16 PM
I still want sauce.
This.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on August 07, 2009, 09:44:24 PM
I still want sauce.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: AMMC on August 07, 2009, 09:45:35 PM
Since Onii-Chan is obviously unhappy, I'll take my leave from you all. I'll maybe come back later. I'll just see how everythings goes.

But right now, I have to kill that bitch Alexei--for some reason I just can't get his Secret Mission! >:[
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Fetch()tirade on August 07, 2009, 09:46:05 PM
Amazing how far this thread degenerates after a couple hours.
And welcome AMMC. WE'LL TREAT YOU NICE for a price, of course.

PS A question to whichever one of you is willing to answer.
Are your avatars from Perversity? I feel that it's fitting. Sorta.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 07, 2009, 09:46:42 PM
Since Onii-Chan is obviously unhappy, I'll take my leave from you all.
HELL YES
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 07, 2009, 09:47:54 PM
PS A question to whichever one of you is willing to answer.
Are your avatars from Perversity? I feel that it's fitting. Sorta.
I dunno, someone else put them on. Most likely Letty. T_T
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Pesco on August 07, 2009, 09:48:36 PM
Since Onii-Chan is obviously unhappy, I'll take my leave from you all.
HELL YES

Don't make me do horrible things to you. (As if I don't already :V)
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Drake on August 07, 2009, 09:49:12 PM
You started talking about Vesperia and I splurged.

Alexei's secret mission isn't one of the toughest. Are you using Repede?
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Fetch()tirade on August 07, 2009, 09:49:27 PM
HELP

The topic header just makes it look wrong now.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Drake on August 07, 2009, 09:50:28 PM
Now it's a /jp/ thread.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 07, 2009, 09:51:00 PM
Alexei's secret mission isn't one of the toughest. Are you using Repede?
She's on the 360 right now, but she is using the Gale Dog trick. For some reason it didn't work the first time even though she hit him right after the MA ended. T_T

(She insists on adding that she mains Rita, though.)
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Letty Whiterock on August 07, 2009, 09:51:53 PM
(http://i25.tinypic.com/120gnyp.jpg)
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 07, 2009, 09:53:10 PM
Okay, I take back what I said about not wanting to kill you now. T_T

(...And why is SHE coming on to me?)
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Cadmas on August 07, 2009, 09:56:06 PM
Oh wow Chen is getting some action.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Hououin Kyouma on August 07, 2009, 09:56:09 PM
She is 15? I am 15-years-old, want to go out? (unless you already have boyfriend)


Sex while playing video games

Are you guys doing this?
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on August 07, 2009, 09:56:26 PM
I lol'ed so damn hard.

That is the best censorship I have ever fucking seen.

Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 07, 2009, 09:56:33 PM
...Okay, she insisted on looking at it and she's laughing now.

...I'm very, very scared.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Drake on August 07, 2009, 09:57:12 PM
ilu letty

Also use something better than a normal attack. Repede's normals are pretty weak. Try Cyclone Shot or Punishing Dog or something.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 07, 2009, 10:00:56 PM
She just tried Cyclone Shot. Didn't work. T_T
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on August 07, 2009, 10:01:27 PM
Are you sure that it was a cyclone that was shot?
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Drake on August 07, 2009, 10:05:06 PM
wtf

Alright, use Yuri. Before he uses his Mystic Arte, cast Estelle's Force Field on Yuri.

I forgot to note that it gets easier every time he uses it, so if you stretch the battle out it will get easier.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on August 07, 2009, 10:06:33 PM
So Rou and AMMC are siblings...

expect story eventually.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Pesco on August 07, 2009, 10:07:48 PM
So Rou and AMMC are siblings...

expect story eventually.

I think we know just the person to write the story. Obv Slaves could provide illustrations when he gets back.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 07, 2009, 10:08:05 PM
It's okay, she basically drew out the fight and got him on the third Mystic Arte. She offers her thanks.

'Unfortunately' (for her at least) she'll need to move next door if she wants to post again because apparently my PC chair creaks too much at night for the neighbours, so I only get to use the laptop. T_T
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Cadmas on August 07, 2009, 10:09:36 PM
Creaking chair bothers the neighbors? Tell them to mind their own business.
They hear too well.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on August 07, 2009, 10:10:23 PM
So Rou and AMMC are siblings...

expect story eventually.

I think we know just the person to write the story. Obv Slaves could provide illustrations when he gets back.

Most likely A-F. He's a fucking expert at it.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 07, 2009, 10:12:47 PM
Creaking chair bothers the neighbors? Tell them to mind their own business.
They hear too well.
Apparently I keep them up at night. At like 4am. And if people complain too much we get thrown out. So...yeah.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Fetch()tirade on August 07, 2009, 10:13:03 PM
Rule 34.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Cadmas on August 07, 2009, 10:14:41 PM
Creaking chair bothers the neighbors? Tell them to mind their own business.
They hear too well.
Apparently I keep them up at night. At like 4am. And if people complain too much we get thrown out. So...yeah.

Complain about them sleeping too much at night, and how its intruding on your use of the internet.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Pesco on August 07, 2009, 10:15:19 PM
Creaking chair bothers the neighbors? Tell them to mind their own business.
They hear too well.
Apparently I keep them up at night. At like 4am. And if people complain too much we get thrown out. So...yeah.

Complain about them sleeping too much at night, and it's intruding on your use of the internet and bonding with your sister.

Fixed.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Moerin on August 07, 2009, 10:15:59 PM
Creaking chair bothers the neighbors? Tell them to mind their own business.
They hear too well.
Apparently I keep them up at night. At like 4am. And if people complain too much we get thrown out. So...yeah.

Complain about them sleeping too much at night, and it's intruding on your use of the internet and bondage with your sister.

Fixed.

Double fixed~
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 07, 2009, 10:18:01 PM
Yeah, she's going to bed now. Show's over, guys.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Pesco on August 07, 2009, 10:18:36 PM
Give her a kiss goodnight. And more.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Moerin on August 07, 2009, 10:18:58 PM
Give her a kiss goodnight. And more.

3. Put it in.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on August 07, 2009, 10:19:13 PM
Creaking Springs in the bed bothers the neighbors? Tell them to mind their own business.
They hear too well.
Apparently we keep them up at night. At like 4am. And if people complain too much we get thrown out. So...yeah.

Complain about them sleeping too much at night, and it's intruding on your sex drive and bondage with your sister.

Fixed.

Double fixed~

Super Fix'd~
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Pesco on August 07, 2009, 10:20:38 PM
I'm going to sleep too. Coincidence much?
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 07, 2009, 10:23:22 PM
I'm going to sleep too. Coincidence much?
I'm listening for strange sounds coming from her room. TRUST ME, I'M LISTENING. T_T
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Suwako Moriya on August 07, 2009, 10:24:01 PM
I demand this whole topic be part of the vows when MJP and triangles get married.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 07, 2009, 10:27:52 PM
I demand this whole topic be part of the vows when MJP and triangles get married.
With recordings, to be posted here before the end of the honeymoon.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on August 07, 2009, 11:04:37 PM
ENJOY BEING YOUNG WHILE IT LASTS, IMOUTO-CHAN

T__________________T
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Sodium on August 07, 2009, 11:05:02 PM
Isn't it sad, Roukan? ;_;
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Greyn on August 07, 2009, 11:11:42 PM
Tomorrows agenda:

Get AMMC Well acquainted with ppirc and #shrinemaiden.


Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Moerin on August 07, 2009, 11:13:01 PM
Tomorrows agenda:

Get AMMC Well acquainted with ppirc, #shrinemaiden and Maid RPG.

Fixed.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Dragoshi on August 07, 2009, 11:14:01 PM
pffffffffhahahahaha

Oh man. Letty's Chensoring never gets old.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Menorah Jams, Pham on August 07, 2009, 11:15:35 PM
I demand this whole topic be part of the vows when MJP and triangles get married.

AMMC is going to be my flower girl, if you know what I mean.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on August 07, 2009, 11:17:47 PM
I demand this whole topic be part of the vows when MJP and triangles get married.

AMMC is going to be my flower girl, if you know what I mean.

You're going to deflower her? What about triangles (whoever that's supposed to be) ?
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 07, 2009, 11:18:37 PM
AMMC is going to be my flower girl, if you know what I mean.

*cracks knuckles*

Not if I can help it.

Quote
Maid RPG.
I do remember her insisting on rolling her own character for lulz when I started.
All I remember is that she was some sort of double-loli android. T_T
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: triangles on August 07, 2009, 11:19:35 PM
lol internet
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Menorah Jams, Pham on August 07, 2009, 11:20:30 PM
You're going to deflower her? What about triangles (whoever that's supposed to be) ?

In the words of a site that starts with G and rhymes with Oogle: I'm feeling lucky.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: dustyjo on August 07, 2009, 11:38:08 PM
since when did 13 year old girls have such good grammar
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Hououin Kyouma on August 07, 2009, 11:38:58 PM
since when did 13 year old girls have such good grammar
That's his other sister, that is 15 years old
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on August 07, 2009, 11:43:35 PM
Why does the awesome stuff happens while I'm away? Seriously, I'm laughing like a madman here.
armed with a cleaver.
Sup'.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 08, 2009, 12:18:13 AM
AMMC is going to be my flower girl, if you know what I mean.

*cracks knuckles*

Not if I can help it.

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Maid RPG.
I do remember her insisting on rolling her own character for lulz when I started.
All I remember is that she was some sort of double-loli android. T_T

Is a double loli like a double hawk or a double nigger? Because I am seriously intrigued.
Title: Re: My 13-year-old sister is hot.
Post by: Letty Whiterock on August 08, 2009, 12:18:27 AM
This thread has served its purpose. I'm moving it before it gets ruined. I love you all.

- Letty