I see him as Castlevania: SotN Dracula actually.
And yes, you are. But I'm enjoying it. It's like my initial attack except more generalized.
I initially thought I'd try to play up the Jewish guilt. "Oh, no, it's okay dear, you can be interested. I'll just be crying in the dark, bemoaning my fate."
Then I thought I'd be a militant feminist: "I don't need ANY man in MY life! I can work construction JUST FREAKING FINE!"
After that, I thought I'd go the comrade route: "Comrade, surely you do not mean to become a wrecker against the people with the thought of a personal romantic relationship! Such behavior is counterproductive to the Revolution!" but I didn't want to steal Lenin's schtick.
I figure I'll see what happens, yeah? ^^