Maidens of the Kaleidoscope
~Beyond the Border~ => Daiyousei's Cold Storage => Aya's Personals Section => Topic started by: helvetica on October 07, 2009, 02:50:45 AM
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This thread is for the lovely lady Mode to resist the gentleman's charm of Sir Pozeal.
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Okie dokes, so I get to be bitchy in this one~?
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Hello mode. You look lovely today. e we
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As big of a compliment whore I am, it's gonna take a whole lot more than "lovely" to get me to even crack a smile.
I wish there was a gif of the "Inability to handle
all this Mode" laying around somewhere, simply because that was so awful.
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:V
or rather
(http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb58/Pozeal/facesnake.png)
I could handle ALL of your mode.
I love your modiness and the lovely scent about you~
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Oh really?
Is Pedo not a big enough squished roadkill on the Mode Highway of Love?
He couldn't handle
all this Mode and I made him go bye bye~
Trust me, I'm just too much.
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try me.
I can take it.
give me ALL YOUR MODE AT ONCE
I'll take it like a man.
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POZEAL
He got squished so hard, his intestines CAME OUT OF HIS MOUTH.
>:3
So, yeah. I ain't for the squeamish.
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I don't care if I lose my intestines. If your mode is lunatic mode, or even above that, I can handle it.
I just want your mode.
Even if I die, your mode will be my last experience and it will be joyous and full of ecstasy.
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'Scuse me, but have you seen the four Modes?
Think of it as four stages of grief.
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d146/_Subaru_chan_/2yns4d2jpg.png)
They will end in death, I assure you.
You will get trampled on the face by the e we. And most importantly,
it thinks you are far too pathetic to even consider shitting sprinkles and rainbows on.
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So you consider me unworthy of your Mode?
I swear to you, give a rite of worthiness and I will achieve it to gain you and your mode!
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Oh, hold on.
I'm going to make myself a bowl of something that has more charm than you ever will.
(http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n17/dizzleman22/lucky_charms.jpg)
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Man that cereal has pure luck on it's side, it manages to charm everyone.
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It actually makes me poop green. >:3
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It actually makes me poop green. >:3
how...charming.
I poop red.
Opposites attract.
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Those are Christmas colors, you dolt.
The opposite of green is yellow. And you shouldn't be pooping red.
You might have parasites. All the more reason for me to turn you down.
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No red is the opposite of green my love.
consult the color wheel.
And my poop is read because I drank some food dye by accident the other day.
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I'm so awesome, I made my own colorwheel. And yellow is the opposite of green. >:C
So you're dumb enough to drink food coloring, too?
Ohohoho, you're a sad little boy.
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I'm a sad little boy who needs the guidance of a mode.
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Welp, the Mode Tunnel has only broken lights.
Looks like you're going to have to try a lot harder to be able to cruise down the Highway of Love.
>:C
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Perhaps if I create a beautiful pony with an e we face we can ride down the highway happily...
(http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb58/Pozeal/STALLIONOFLOVE-1.png)
BEHOLD
BEHOLD OUR STALLION OF LOVE.
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What is all of that in its ass?
You're awful. >:C
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What is all of that in its ass?
You're awful. >:C
It came into existence like that.
I tried to just conjure an e we horse but my touhous got mixed in and well
yeah.
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You can't even draw a simple e we without messing it up completely.
Just consider yourself another pile of roadkill on Mode's Highway of Love.
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I refuse to allow my corpse to lay on the highway, mangled and broken.
as even once my mortal body has gone, I will rise in spiritual form and chase you.
Come, my lover, let me whisk you away to a magical land where the fortune is great and the e we graze bullets in a wonderful cacophony of art and love!
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Nice going, James.
Do I look like a Jessie to you? I once had a fat friend named Jessie.
She smelled like cheese and is a lesbian now.
Are you calling me a fat, cheese smelling lesbian?
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no, I'm calling you a fat, cheese smelling beautiful organism.
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You just called me fat.
>:C
Pedo called me fat many times. Only because it was a fetish of his.
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You just called me fat.
>:C
Pedo called me fat many times. Only because it was a fetish of his.
You're voluptuous.
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No, I just have decent titties for a fifteen year old.
>:C
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Okay then
well uh.
I love you with all of my heart, some of my liver, a lung, approximately 12.53 percent of my skin, and my gall bladder.
LOVE ME BACK DAMNIT ;_;
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Well, you only need a sliver of your liver, so that was worthless to me.
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My love, I love you will all of my nerve tissue!
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Why would I want your nerve tissue? To blow my nose in?
>:C
Are you insulting me because of my cold now?
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No.
I would never insult such a fine specimen of beauty.
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Jesus kristal, you just don't know when to quit, do you?
Specimen? So what, I'm an animal now? You're sick!
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No, you're not an animal my love.
You are an elegant flower, blossomed in the garden of my emotions.
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I hate flowers. They make my nose itch.
You're trying to kill me now, aren't you?
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Only because you've already killed me.
Death is the only way we can be together now mode-chan!
I shall haunt you with these flowers until our spirits can be together in eternal love.
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Ugh, not into poltergheists, thank you very much.
Otherwise I wouldn't like Alice, I'd like a Prismriver.
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I can easily just turn my poltergeist abilities to my doll collection if you'd like, and manipulate those.
I could do your housework and cook you meals with them.
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You know, I'm pretending to be asleep just so I can cut you down some more.
How does that feel?
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I.. I just want your love, Mode!
(http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb58/Pozeal/ewedolls.png)
See! I can manipulate dolls with my ghostiness!
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Using a can on a string? What are you, eight?
I love me some shota, but that's just sad. >:C
You're just digging yourself deeper and deeper, kid. I may have to tell mommy on you.
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but... mode
I love you..
;_;
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Go on, boy. Just give up already.
>:3
There's no chance. I'm as frigid as a plant cell.
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Wait so if you're like a plants cell do you have a cell wall too?
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Yes. >:C
It is made of cellulose and proteins.
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and chlorophyll?
do you have cholorphyll?
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>:3 Plenty of it.
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FUCK YES
do you have a nucleus?
and nucleotides?
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No, I do not.
I am a plant/bacteria hybrid. Who just had to take a shower.
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Hm.
What other sexyfine cell materials do you have?
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Carrier proteins and a membrane. >:3
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man that's hot.
and your cell wall keeps you stiff?
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Sure it does.
And it keeps polar particles like you out. >:C
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then I'll just have to keep attacking until you soften up or let me in.
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Get out of my cells.
>:C
You are not AIDS.
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But I'm aggresive like it.
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>:I
I like my immune system, thank you very much.
And I am perfectly content not having anything muck it up.
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but love knocks you down
down into ecstasy
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Wouldn't that be up?
You bring shame to Tenshi.
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there is no up, there is no down.
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:/
I have a mole on my leg with two weird black hairs.
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ew.
That completely ruins my image of you forever.
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>:3
So do you give up?
mole is not actually there
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no. your personality is what I love, not your body
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:I
I have a very gross personality.
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and that's why I love it so much ~
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Whatever. I'm eating a sandwich.
>:C