Author Topic: The trap ate the chastity belt key (and my headband D:)  (Read 37560 times)

nintendonut888

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Re: I ran away at the altar from my fridge
« Reply #120 on: May 29, 2009, 05:05:53 AM »
The dishwasher wants you to get back in the kitchen and make him a sammich with the dishes he cleans. :(
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Re: I ran away at the altar from my fridge
« Reply #121 on: May 29, 2009, 05:32:47 AM »
I just met with Mr. mahogany reading table and he is very disappointed with the turn of events
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Re: I ran away at the altar from my fridge
« Reply #122 on: May 29, 2009, 05:40:34 AM »
I just met with Mr. mahogany reading table and he is very disappointed with the turn of events

THIS TABLE! THIS TABLE! THIS TABLE! THIS TABLE! THIS TABLE! THIS TABLE! THIS TABLE! THIS TABLE! THIS TABLE! THIS TABLE! THIS TABLE! THIS TABLE! THIS TABLE! THIS TABLE! THIS TABLE! THIS TABLE! THIS TABLE! THIS TABLE! THIS TABLE! THIS TABLE!

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Re: I ran away at the altar from my fridge
« Reply #123 on: May 29, 2009, 08:40:56 AM »
SIR PATIO CHAIR XVII, ESQUIRE, WISHES FOR EVERYONE TO SHUT UP AND GET HIM ANOTHER BRANDY
There was something here once. Wonder what...

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Re: I ran away at the altar from my fridge
« Reply #124 on: May 29, 2009, 10:39:33 AM »
Yang Amat Mulia (Most Honorable Awards/Awarded) Sir Dato' Tun Pewter Display Trophy would like to have a word with you Sir Patio Chair XVII for stealing his spotlight on the display case.
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Re: I ran away at the altar from my fridge
« Reply #125 on: May 29, 2009, 12:44:44 PM »
The dishwasher's was bigger =/

The fridge is now crying in the corner.

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Re: I ran away at the altar from my fridge
« Reply #126 on: May 29, 2009, 01:24:38 PM »
Clearly Pewter Display Trophy had the shiniest one.

Can't you see that solid surface of a carved design?
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Re: I ran away at the altar from my fridge
« Reply #127 on: May 29, 2009, 09:51:54 PM »
This just in - established Mafioso faction 'The Cold Storage Corleones' is out for TSO's blood. That marriage with the fridge was meant to give them total power over MotK, and they aren't about to let her and her dishwasher boyfriend get away scot-free. More as the story develops, Shameimaru out.

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Re: I ran away at the altar from my fridge
« Reply #128 on: May 30, 2009, 04:16:16 AM »
/r/ perverted dvds
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Demonlord Pichu

Re: I ran away at the altar from my fridge
« Reply #129 on: May 30, 2009, 04:48:37 AM »
Amature Fridge porn?

Re: I ran away at the altar from my fridge
« Reply #130 on: May 30, 2009, 04:52:07 AM »
This just in - established Mafioso faction 'The Cold Storage Corleones' is out for TSO's blood. That marriage with the fridge was meant to give them total power over MotK, and they aren't about to let her and her dishwasher boyfriend get away scot-free. More as the story develops, Shameimaru out.

just as a note in Unlimited Game Works - My Mafia game will no longer be called Communication BreakDance.

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This makes me sad.
« Last Edit: June 01, 2009, 10:05:42 PM by E-mouse »

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Re: I ran away at the altar from my fridge
« Reply #131 on: May 30, 2009, 08:40:11 AM »
Meet my little friend Mr. American Sawed-off double barrel shotgun.

This is the assassin employed by The Cold Storage Corleones.

QUICKLY TSO, HIDE!
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nintendonut888

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Re: I ran away at the altar from my fridge
« Reply #132 on: May 30, 2009, 10:31:39 PM »
just as a note in Unlimited Game Works - My Mafia game will no longer be called Communication BreakDance.

* Zakeri Jots down evil ideas

If I had any imagination or experience in making Mafia games, I'd say you just inspired me to come up with an actual "Idiot Maiden Mafia."

I forget, was that done already?
« Last Edit: June 01, 2009, 10:07:36 PM by E-mouse »
nintendonut888: Hey Baity. I beat the high score for Sanae B hard on the score.dat you sent me. X3
Baity: For a moment, I thought you broke 1.1billion. Upon looking at my score.dat, I can assume that you destroyed the score that is my failed (first!) 1cc attempt on my first day of playing. Congratulations.

[19:42] <Sapz> I think that's the only time I've ever seen a suicide bullet shoot its own suicide bullet

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Re: I ran away at the altar from my fridge
« Reply #133 on: June 02, 2009, 01:18:41 AM »
If I had any imagination or experience in making Mafia games, I'd say you just inspired me to come up with an actual "Idiot Maiden Mafia."

I forget, was that done already?



There has been a western touhou community mafia, I believe.

Close enough.

Still not the same kind of silliness that could be in Idiot Maiden Mafia
« Last Edit: June 02, 2009, 12:17:59 PM by Pesco47 »

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Re: I ran away at the altar from my fridge
« Reply #134 on: June 02, 2009, 01:55:28 PM »
Amature Fridge porn?
That would be beautiful. Art.

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Re: I ran away at the altar from my fridge
« Reply #135 on: June 02, 2009, 04:35:34 PM »
Epic post detected. ^
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Re: I ran away at the altar from my fridge
« Reply #136 on: June 03, 2009, 09:31:46 AM »


transparent for increased pleasure

How vanilla. They're still clothed and everything. =|

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Re: I ran away at the altar from my fridge
« Reply #137 on: June 04, 2009, 04:25:25 AM »

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Re: I ran away at the altar from my fridge
« Reply #138 on: June 04, 2009, 12:09:16 PM »

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Re: I ran away at the altar from my fridge
« Reply #139 on: June 04, 2009, 01:17:23 PM »


transparent for increased pleasure

no. just... no


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Re: I ran away from the dishwasher with a trap
« Reply #140 on: June 04, 2009, 06:30:10 PM »
I swore off kitchen appliances, I'll stick to nice, quiet and simple traps :V


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Re: I ran away from the dishwasher with a trap
« Reply #141 on: June 04, 2009, 07:32:40 PM »
I hope you knew beforehand that it's a trap, because otherwise your first honeymoon night will be quite the shocker.

Unless you like that sort of thing.

Wait, how could I forget? Trance is your hubby. So of course you like that sort of thing.

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Re: I ran away from the dishwasher with a trap
« Reply #142 on: June 04, 2009, 07:33:45 PM »
Mousetrap or flytrap?



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Re: I ran away from the dishwasher with a trap
« Reply #143 on: June 05, 2009, 03:08:29 AM »
I perfer the term Rattrap, thank you very much.


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Re: I ran away from the dishwasher with a trap
« Reply #144 on: June 05, 2009, 12:28:49 PM »
I perfer the term Rattrap, thank you very much.

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Re: I ran away from the dishwasher with a trap
« Reply #145 on: June 05, 2009, 09:05:03 PM »
This is a mouse trap
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Re: The trap has a chastity belt on
« Reply #146 on: June 08, 2009, 04:54:55 PM »
No wonder they call these things traps... you get them in bed and undress them and find out there's a solid steel panty with a lock on it.


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Re: The trap has a chastity belt on
« Reply #147 on: June 09, 2009, 01:43:20 AM »
I still have a key. I don't know what it opens, but it's probably worth a shot.

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Re: The trap has a chastity belt on
« Reply #148 on: June 09, 2009, 02:04:49 AM »
Therefore, nude pics of Trance mean that TSO is the Master of Unlocking.

Hop to it!
There was something here once. Wonder what...

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Re: The trap has a chastity belt on
« Reply #149 on: June 09, 2009, 02:18:30 AM »
Your house key should work.

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