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~Beyond the Border~ => Daiyousei's Cold Storage => Topic started by: Edible on May 17, 2009, 05:15:18 PM

Title: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Edible on May 17, 2009, 05:15:18 PM
hu.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: shinyjam on May 17, 2009, 05:31:18 PM
Whip someone!
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Edible on May 17, 2009, 05:31:44 PM
itt we shitpost all the time, every time

Nothing out of the ordinary for these threads.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 17, 2009, 05:33:35 PM
koolio

(Something within me recoils at the idea of a one-word shitpost. So I always add a little addendum like this. Sorry.)
Title: ITT, we discuss freedom.
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 17, 2009, 05:37:12 PM
inafterirony.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 17, 2009, 05:38:25 PM
Wow Ruro, you completely missed the awesomeness that went on yesterday. MY THREAD WAS ACTUALLY FREE, and I broke out into a Bel-air solo.

Oh?

And what do you mean by "free"?

Kanako broke me out of Edible's grasp, and he somehow allowed it for an entire day. He deleted everything in the thread that happened after though, so you can't see my awesome Bel air lyrics. :(

Oh.
Then do it again.
:V

@ Edible: So what IS autosage autolock on the forums now, anyway?

But it was only a couple parts, and they don't sound that great when you just post them. :(

Consider it knowledge of what happens when you disappear for like two days. Were you engaging in post-high school drug abuse?

That's classified information, kid.

That said, replace "drug abuse" with "debauchery" and it's a lot more accurate.

Also, Edible states that threads are to be locked by mods at 1000 posts.

coolness

I...see. Naughty girl. :O
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Greyn on May 17, 2009, 06:24:21 PM
My enlistment will have to be postponed.  I'm still far above the acceptable weight limit for them, so I'll yet again have to increase daily activity to get in well enough shape so I can be recruited in a timely manner. :(
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Tapsa on May 17, 2009, 06:31:05 PM
My enlistment will have to be postponed.  I'm still far above the acceptable weight limit for them, so I'll yet again have to increase daily activity to get in well enough shape so I can be recruited in a timely manner. :(
Where are you joining
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 17, 2009, 07:09:24 PM
So I see nameless theorist joined the site. Cool.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Sodium on May 17, 2009, 07:28:23 PM
Is this the new Donut/Edible thread?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 17, 2009, 07:32:53 PM
That seems to be the case.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 17, 2009, 07:36:01 PM
Well, clearly Edible refuses to let me go. <3 It's like Edible is Bowser, Kanako is Mario, and I'm...I'm...

Okay, we're dropping this analogy.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 17, 2009, 07:47:45 PM
Yes. Let's. Or i'll drop it for you. ...Into a chasm.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on May 17, 2009, 07:52:44 PM
I can't make a one word post. :c
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Greyn on May 17, 2009, 08:01:48 PM
Where are you joining

Preferably this summer.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: E-Nazrin on May 17, 2009, 08:13:28 PM
Where, not when, Greyn.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Greyn on May 17, 2009, 08:26:50 PM
Where, not when, Greyn.

Damn I read it wrong, I'll be going for the navy.  From what I've researched I'll be going to Naval Station Great Lakes around Chicago.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 17, 2009, 09:29:51 PM
I think I'm just going to not draw Tenshi BTW. It's clear she's shy.

≖_≖

From IE, I only see boxes, lol. Well, I've BEEN ready, but you've been off in Orinrin land or whatever.

Good point. I'll remind you later when I'm not in the middle of a drug-induced descent into dreamland debauchery.

be back later, partying

Oh how quickly their innocence leaves them...

Also, have I ever said how scary feeding time can be? I unlock the door and five seconds later 9 cats jump onto the porch. X_X Also, OMG WE HAVE EVEN MORE KITTENS.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Kanako Yasaka on May 17, 2009, 10:20:38 PM
updated NIHV, yay. I like how blunt they are to homosexuals.

Also, stupid uploading is stupid so you should start at the first image and go all the way to Dear Jordan 7.

Only 61 more books to go!
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on May 17, 2009, 10:26:55 PM
updated NIHV, yay. I like how blunt they are to homosexuals.

Also, stupid uploading is stupid so you should start at the first image and go all the way to Dear Jordan 7.

Only 61 more books to go!
Your bible > Mine.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 17, 2009, 10:38:52 PM
Your bible > Mine.

Either way. I still wanna see more of both. Because my morbid curiousity towards the hilariously retarded must be satisfied. :x

...then again, I could check to see if there's a PDF file of it floating around on the net somewhere. Then I could get my cheap laughs and move on. ...though, that'd require me to not feel completely lazy right now so. :V
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on May 17, 2009, 10:41:31 PM
Either way. I still wanna see more of both. Because my morbid curiousity towards the hilariously retarded must be satisfied. :x

...then again, I could check to see if there's a PDF file of it floating around on the net somewhere. Then I could get my cheap laughs and move on. ...though, that'd require me to not feel completely lazy right now so. :V
I still can't find the cover. I'm beginning to think that I threw it away. :c
I'm sure I'll find it soon.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: E-Nazrin on May 17, 2009, 11:14:07 PM
Damn I read it wrong, I'll be going for the navy.  From what I've researched I'll be going to Naval Station Great Lakes around Chicago.

Well, my only advice is www.gonnaenlist.com
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 17, 2009, 11:17:26 PM
AH WTF.

This would usually not go here, but since Ruro is suffering over MS normal, this is probably something she wants to know too.

I was watching this instructional video (not reading it obviously) of MS lunatic, and saw how he did Shinki's first wing attack. You know, when she first sprouts her wings and fires a mindrape of fast blue bullets? Guess how this guy dodged it. Just guess. Hint: It involves a blindspot. You know where this blindspot is?

Everything above Shinki.

brb head to wall action.

And hope that helps.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 18, 2009, 12:13:44 AM
You know where this blindspot is?

Everything above Shinki.

brb head to wall action.

And hope that helps.

(http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/7893/yuyukohorror.png)

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on May 18, 2009, 12:16:01 AM
Still on my way back from NY.

All I saw were fat and blacks.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 18, 2009, 12:17:54 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8osP9r4rtKw&feature=related

At 1:00...it's all there. ;_;

I could have really used this knowledge too you know. I have NEVER survived this attack above normal.

EDIT: What's going ON in that picture?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: WRATHIE_Beatrice on May 18, 2009, 12:22:06 AM
(http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/7893/yuyukohorror.png)

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

crud i need that source... it is bringing the yandere in me alive again =D
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on May 18, 2009, 12:25:41 AM
Still on my way back from NY.

All I saw were fat and blacks.
Anything is better than Utah.
Did you take pictures?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 18, 2009, 12:29:58 AM
At 1:00...it's all there. ;_;

Dear Shinki:

(http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/2139/komachirage.png)

I AM COMING TO TAKE YOU TO HIGAN YOU BITCH DO YOU FUCKING HEAR ME

Sincerely, Ruro

No, I really do like Shinki, but this just makes me rage out of control.

@ Wrathie: Source (http://gallery.gensokyo.org/japanese/trance/daydream/)
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 18, 2009, 01:21:54 AM
This is a post.

...
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 18, 2009, 01:31:54 AM
This is a post.

Thanks.

19:17 Ruroeiki Yamaxanadu : SCARLET MOON ROCKET
19:18 Ruroeiki Yamaxanadu : WINDOWS
19:18 Ruroeiki Yamaxanadu : OH MY GOD
19:18 Navox : Trust me, nothing's gonna happen tonight
19:18 Gengetu : LET'S OPEN THE WINDOWS
19:18 Anon : It's still on!
19:18 Mirrzara : OOOHHHH NNNNOOOOOEEEESSSS!
19:18 tyvb : What were you expecting, Macs?
19:18 Golden NBunny : tyvb!
19:18 Kanako Cant Type : LOLWHAT
19:18 Rufo : LIGHTS OUT
19:18 Navox : !
19:18 Anon : And the lights!
19:18 Mirrzara : The lights!
19:18 Golden NBunny : hello !
19:18 Ruroeiki Yamaxanadu : UBOA
19:18 Gengetu : CACODEMON!
19:18 tyvb : HEY! :D
19:18 Golden NBunny : how have you been man!?
19:18 Emerge : FREDDY KREUGER
19:18 Navox : OH GOD
19:18 Rufo : cure suspenseful music
19:18 Emerge : SCHWARTZ BRUDER
19:18 Gengetu : This will end well
19:18 Anon : And breathing!
19:18 Rufo : cue*
19:18 Chibity : Yoko, cute!
19:18 Ruroeiki Yamaxanadu : Sounds like Saya bgm
19:18 Golden NBunny : this will end in hentai

Come join us. We're MST3K-ing/watching Suicide Club in Mogulus.

EDIT: Log here (http://mokou.webs.com/apps/forums/topics/show/763431).
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 18, 2009, 02:15:23 AM
This is a post.

...

Ruro wanted me to post so she wouldn't be double posting. It's cool.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: shinyjam on May 18, 2009, 02:20:47 AM
Ruro wanted me to post so she wouldn't be double posting. It's cool.
Donut wanted someone to post so he can post again. It's cool.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 18, 2009, 02:46:45 AM
Oh god my brain...that movie was so terrible...

I need to lie down now and reevaluate my life...

EDIT: Muh...Gengetu...in a doujin...*nosebleed*
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 18, 2009, 03:16:46 AM
...that. wow. That was fucking surreal. Especially that one scene. Seriously. It was like...Hilariously over the top at first. But then it degenerated into retardedly over the top and never really recovered. So... yeah. what?

EDIT: Also, donut = slowpoke.jpg
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 18, 2009, 03:19:51 AM
I thought Slowpoke = Slowpoke.jpg ???
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 18, 2009, 03:21:28 AM
Yes, but so are you. 'Cause the doujin with Gengetu in it's been around for a while. :V
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 18, 2009, 03:23:12 AM
I never look for/read doujins, so go me. >_> I knew it existed, but I didn't know it was so Gengetu-centric.

The only problem is that Kieyza seems to be the only guy who gives PC-98 this much love.

You just gave me a really really really bad idea. Lmfao whoops, I put in the glow color as donut at first.

Is it "Shonen Jump" bad?

Worse.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 18, 2009, 03:32:35 AM
Or is it 'SOOPER SPECIAL SUICIDE CLUB
BASEMENT BOWLING ALLEY/SNUFF FILM AND MUSIC STUDIO. WITH SPECIAL MUSICAL PERFORMANCE BY GENESIS.
' bad?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: helvetica on May 18, 2009, 03:36:41 AM
Damn I read it wrong, I'll be going for the navy.  From what I've researched I'll be going to Naval Station Great Lakes around Chicago.
My dad did his boot camp at Great Lakes :l
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Edible on May 18, 2009, 03:37:21 AM
GREYN IS TSO'S DAD

FROM THE FUTURE

Heard it here first.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: shinyjam on May 18, 2009, 03:49:26 AM
GREYN IS TSO'S DAD

FROM THE FUTURE

Heard it here first.
Tso invented General Tso Chicken.

FROM THE PAST.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: helvetica on May 18, 2009, 03:55:36 AM
My chicken rulez :V
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 18, 2009, 03:57:55 AM
I've never had General Tso's Chicken.

:<
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: shinyjam on May 18, 2009, 03:59:28 AM
I've never had General Tso's Chicken.
You will have your chance. There's half as much Chinese restaurant as there is KFC.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 18, 2009, 04:03:45 AM
I've had my chance, but have never tried any.

So I read both those Kieyza doujins. It's interesting how similar the personalities I've come up with for the LLS cast are with his...and how dissimilar the ones we have for MS. Except for Sara.

EDIT: WHAT?!

I just read the Wikipedia article for Suicide Club (still makes no sense BTW), and THERE'S A SEQUEL. And a third in the making.

Whut.

EDIT 2: If I still feel like it, I will probably start drawing somewhere around 40 minutes from now.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Jana on May 18, 2009, 04:41:39 AM
Ah, I missed the movie showing... Well, I was sorta busy,so I doubt I would have had the time to sit and watch. I guess I didn't miss much but QUALITY, judging from your reactions...
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 18, 2009, 04:49:04 AM
...there's a SEQUEL? ...oh god we've got to watch that. I'm sorry but. Dude. I want to see if it'll be hilariously over the top or stupidly over the top. :V
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on May 18, 2009, 04:50:52 AM
I'm so angry. :c
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 18, 2009, 04:54:16 AM
Why are you so angry, if I may inquire?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on May 18, 2009, 04:56:33 AM
Because both Scene Kids and the Enzai OVA piss me off.
Scene Kids just suck, and the OVA is all censored. I ranted about it in the Anime and Manga thread.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 18, 2009, 05:27:08 AM
I... see. So. Nothing I'd know about. Gotcha. :x
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 18, 2009, 05:46:08 AM
Heh, guess Tenshi will have to wait another night. Although I'm getting this sick idea for a new way to draw...what if I DON'T start with the face? What if I work from the bottom UP?

Could be a revolutionary new way of drawing.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on May 18, 2009, 05:46:59 AM
Heh, guess Tenshi will have to wait another night. Although I'm getting this sick idea for a new way to draw...what if I DON'T start with the face? What if I work from the bottom UP?

Could be a revolutionary new way of drawing.
Upside down. Draw her poppin' outta a gap.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 18, 2009, 05:58:24 AM
There. T_T I revealed my face in that thread. Just stalk me or whatever you want to do!
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: helvetica on May 18, 2009, 05:59:55 AM
Stupid scene kids, get off my lawn
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on May 18, 2009, 06:03:55 AM
Stupid scene kids, get off my lawn
You hate them, too?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on May 18, 2009, 06:08:00 AM
During my visit back in ye olde motherland, I took a picture of an interesting shop.

The Sexual Wellbeing Store.

So, you will all see it soon enough. :<
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on May 18, 2009, 06:10:27 AM
During my visit back in ye olde motherland, I took a picture of an interesting shop.

The Sexual Wellbeing Store.

So, you will all see it soon enough. :<
Ohhhh! You took pictures?
Yay! I wanna see!
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on May 18, 2009, 06:12:15 AM
Yes, Tsundere Mode, I took pictars xD

I would like to share to you all both the new things around here and my entire childhood in the form of things I see!

For lunch earlier my family and I met up with a waitress we knew since a long time ago, it was quite interesting. And also very nice to be in a place overseas where you can communicate easily.

Right now, I am at a coffee shop drinkan some caffeine and on the internet. :3
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 18, 2009, 06:13:39 AM
Oh Trance, you need to post pictures. If even I can get over my camera shyness, you need to post pics. =D
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on May 18, 2009, 06:15:40 AM
I'll probably take pictures of myself tomorrow or later tonight.

But right now, enviro-pix first, you definitely ALL have to see the Sexual Wellbeing Store, advertising such things like Oral Toys, Vibrators, Reliable Condoms and the like.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 18, 2009, 06:21:36 AM
ahahahaha. Oh, man. This is gonna be a thing, isn't it?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: helvetica on May 18, 2009, 06:57:03 AM
But right now, enviro-pix first, you definitely ALL have to see the Sexual Wellbeing Store, advertising such things like Oral Toys, Vibrators, Reliable Condoms and the like.
You know what to get =P
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: helvetica on May 18, 2009, 06:58:33 AM
You hate them, too?
Actually, funny thing, I had no idea you mentioned Scene Kids in the topic, I just felt like saying it after my brother and his "posse" came over and was smoking pot on the front lawn.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 18, 2009, 07:10:49 AM
yawn

i need to sleep but i have work to do

AFTER I'VE GRADUATED

goddamn

whatever

zzz

oh yeah draw tenshi too
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 18, 2009, 07:15:27 AM
Eh, it's way too late to start Tenshi now.

Go see how apparently badass I am in that IRL thread instead. >_>
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 18, 2009, 07:20:17 AM
I fall over myself to get a time that's late enough for you to start, and you pull this.

Naw, man.

Naw.

imma cut you

(http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/9135/noriscary.gif)

aw man i am so sleep deprived at the moment

and i have a hot deito tomorrow

i don't need this right now
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 18, 2009, 07:21:59 AM
O_O

Late for me is simply dark (meaning in your time zone about 10:00). I GUESS I could try drawing her, but I'm a bit exhausted.

's 1:22 here atm
yay mountain time
if you want to, go ahead, i won't make you do anything
but it's really good timin'
T_T

Hmm...I'mma flip a coin. Heads, I do Tenshi. Tails, I don't do Tenshi. brb

k

imma trust you
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 18, 2009, 07:26:06 AM
...ALRIGHT, we're doing Tenshi then! Let's start this thang.

SHIT YEAH DAWGS

PARTY IN DA HEEZY

i don't think my drinks were spiked

...Were they?

i don kno

i feel quite sober acutally

i wonder how i would be drunk

Anyway, I'll repost this to give me my base:

(http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/7129/1241450026742b.png)

Let's get this started...I'm starting to feel sleep-deprived though, so hopefully I won't wimp out.

imma be wathcin

watchin

whatever
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 18, 2009, 07:28:19 AM
...pffffAHAHAHAHA. OH man. That picture is just so hilarious. I have no idea why though.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 18, 2009, 07:33:57 AM
OFFICIAL PROGRESS POST: Feet are done, hooray. I'm not sure how this "drawing from bottom up" deal is going to go, but I may as well try it.'

I'm absolutely terrible at drawing from bottom up
I always start with face structure
I know some of my friends do damn well with this, though, so good luck

Aw dang it, I knew this wasn't going to work. I now cannot draw her dress right. I may as well start ALL over.

the reason bottom up doesn't work, imo, is because of fold lines
how are you supposed to draw fold lines falling from the top when you're startin at the bottom?

Fold lines are beyond me. Anyway, I've instead started with her hat. Since my last picture had such a great hat, I've been studying hat theory and I may FINALLY come up with a good one. I'll have to see how Tenshi's head fits though.

Argh no! Tenshi's face is taking after her hat and looks like a turnip! DX

...Hat theory?

It's like spell card theory...but with hats. =D

and i thought i was crazy

CRAZY CAT LADY

BOY

WHATEVER

Okay, as usual, I'm going to have to go with the face.

Now the eyes...oh god.

Attempt 1: Alien eyes

kekekekekeke
martian tenshi

It has been photographed for posterity, don't worry.

Damn it, I KNOW there's a way to make eyes look good. I see it all the time, why can't I figure it out? Attempt 2 = Psycho Tenshi
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 18, 2009, 07:49:53 AM
by the way

i love gta touhou

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aomgOM-p4Q

shikieiki is a true bro

that is all

Damn it, I KNOW there's a way to make eyes look good. I see it all the time, why can't I figure it out? Attempt 2 = Psycho Tenshi

Restoring sanity points to help you.
What precisely is it that is bothersome about eyes? I struggled with them for a long while, and maybe I can help you out if you show me your process.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 18, 2009, 07:51:24 AM
Serious question: Should I just go with giving Tenshi a "I'm gonna rape you" look?

What precisely is it that is bothersome about eyes? I struggled with them for a long while, and maybe I can help you out if you show me your process.

They always look wrong. Like I wish I could make them look at all like how anime artists do them. You've seen my past works; Kurumi is how my eyes usually turn out. All I want is an expression that doesn't look weird. Specifically, their shape.

k

you overrided my edit :<

Apart from using charts of eye sketches as references for eyes, which are available at any "how to draw" site out there, I recommend you use this (http://www.howtodrawmanga.com/howtodraw/tutorials_howtodraw_eyes_koda.html).

It's a series of tutorials; this one is specifically on how to draw eyes. There are others, such as "how to draw ears", "how to draw hands" (sweet Jesus I suck at that), "how to draw hair", etc. All very convenient, and detailed!

HOLD IT! I think I may have somehow done it! They don't look like Tenshi's eyes at all, but they look like eyes! OMG I'm so happy! :D I'll take them for now.

Hooray!

On to the hair and neck...

Thanks, I'll look at that later. For now, let's press on...

Yep, I'm watching now

Neck actually came out semi-decent. Same with hair, although it's her prettiest feature and therefore I butchered it. ;_; Now on to the other hardest part: The pink part of her dress.

You're using colour?
ho' shit, that's a whole diff'rent ball game.

I'm coloring all my Touhous now. I can't do hair right without color anyway as dreadlock-Kurumi proved.

Anyway, this isn't turning out so bad right now! I even have her holding her sword now! Sure the fingers are EoSD ZUN level, but what can you do?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Tapsa on May 18, 2009, 08:12:46 AM
Damn I read it wrong, I'll be going for the navy.  From what I've researched I'll be going to Naval Station Great Lakes around Chicago.
I respect your decision. You're going to have one big adventure around the world in the Navy. You'll stop into many ports and see places around earth.

But you're still not safe, just because you're out at the sea. Now only if I could remember that british ship that sunk from one missile blow.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 18, 2009, 08:15:08 AM
I like using varied reference pictures for different fold lines and angles.

Here are three.

(http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/5431/tenshieatingpeaches.th.jpg) (http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/5431/tenshieatingpeaches.jpg) (http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/9854/tenshiandikureading.th.jpg) (http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/9854/tenshiandikureading.jpg) (http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/1387/tenshibringiton.th.jpg) (http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/1387/tenshibringiton.jpg)

Tenshi is the prettiest Touhoe. Sanae is right up there too, but Tenshi has superior accessories.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 18, 2009, 08:16:54 AM
Holy crap, face aside, Tenshi's looking kinda awesome by my standards! This might turn out pretty cool! I've got the outline of the pink thing done, now to add the details. I also have the arms and they don't look particularly OMG or nothin'!

And I'm still way below stuff like fold lines.

I think most artists end up drawing fold lines instinctively, so I disagree.

Well, not me. Maybe someday if I continue with this thing.

With that, I am done with the pink thing, weird design things included! Now to put on those rainbow things and the remainder of her skirt.

Question: How does the colors on her rainbow things progress? What colors are which ones?

Colours of the rainbow. Start with yellow on the right (her left) and progress to purple all the way to the left (her right).

ZOMG I'm somehow onto coloring.

Got it. Coloring is always the quickest part of this process, so I think next update I'll be ready to upload!

\o/

I kinda wish I had more colors to work with than I do...

CRAYOLA

TOOL OF CHAMPIONS

Seriously. -_- I couldn't get the right shade of pink. Welp, either way, only the blue part of her skirt left to draw. Next update will be the picture.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 18, 2009, 09:02:29 AM
MUSICAL INTERMISSION

Watch me graze it. Watch me roll!

Marisa up in it YO!
Watch me graze it! Watch me roll!

Now watch me graze that danmaku!
Watch me graze that danmaku!
Now Marisa up in that YO!
Watch me graze it watch me roll!

Zun!

We gonna aim the mini hacker and unleash her annihilation of love.
Marisa up in it YO!
Watch me graze it! Watch me roll!

Now watch me graze that danmaku!
Watch me graze that danmaku!
Now watch me graze that danmaku!
Danmaku! ZUN! ZUN! ZUN!

Marisa tell her.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 18, 2009, 09:03:10 AM
Donut number 5: Tenshi Hinanai!

First up, alien Tenshi as promised:

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/1973/picture028m.jpg

And now the real thing. Blurry I know, but that's why I took more than one picture:

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/6826/picture029c.jpg

You drew me...DRAW ME MORE!

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/1378/picture030soc.jpg

I've got nothing to say about this one:

http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/3368/picture031.jpg

And there you go...there's your precious Tenko.

I don't know why, but you drew her to be so insanely cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute.

C'MERE, TENKO, GIVE ME A HUG!

Also...

the shadowy figure, who is it.

...It was Iku. Yeah, that's it. Iku dropped a keystone on Remilia's head. That's it.

Somehow, I'm getting the feeling that you're ly~ing...

That, or you honestly forgot who it was. >_>

It was totally not Tenshi if that's what you are thinking. >_>

And really? The picture looks better outside of the pictures, but I do really think this is my best one yet.

So if you are satisfied, then this was a 2 hours well spent. So unlike SOME people, some of us have school in 4.5 hours. So good night.

Yeah, I have a date with a certain handsome man in a few hours too, and some homework I need to finish STAT. So good night to you too, and well done!
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Kanako Yasaka on May 18, 2009, 12:05:12 PM
Donut, why'd you have to post your picture? Now I have to post mine. nooooooooooooooooooo. ;_;
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on May 18, 2009, 01:48:45 PM
You know what to get =P

Pshuuuu

dearie x3
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on May 18, 2009, 02:05:10 PM
Anything is better than Utah.
Did you take pictures?

Nah. I was just there for a soccer tournament. I didn't do any sightseeing or anything. We didn't intend to.

Btw I had a dream. All I can remember atm is that Donut and shinyjam was perma-banned from this site. I have no idea why though =/.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: shinyjam on May 18, 2009, 02:11:29 PM
Btw I had a dream. All I can remember atm is that Donut and shinyjam was perma-banned from this site. I have no idea why though =/.
You know you're addicted to MoTK when...you dream about it.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 18, 2009, 02:12:33 PM
You know you're addicted to MoTK when...you dream about it.

Several times.  8)

Donut, why'd you have to post your picture? Now I have to post mine. nooooooooooooooooooo. ;_;

Just find a way to make yourself look not as stupid as you usually do like I did.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on May 18, 2009, 02:15:40 PM
You know you're addicted to MoTK when...you dream about it.

This has been the third or fourth time though =/.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: helvetica on May 18, 2009, 02:24:09 PM
*Permabans your dream login*
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: shinyjam on May 18, 2009, 02:43:07 PM
*Permabans your dream login*
Don't forget to unpermadreamban me.  :'(
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Tapsa on May 18, 2009, 02:45:18 PM
You know you're addicted to MoTK when...you dream about it.
I dreamed about old MoTK and I were an EXPERT troll. I had a headache later that day.

Didn't see any other dreams revolving around MoTK after that. Guess TSO IP range banned me.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: helvetica on May 18, 2009, 02:52:39 PM
I should just block the entire dreamland IP range :|
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on May 18, 2009, 02:56:12 PM
Oh, I also remembered that somehow my avatar was changed to some random Yuyuko avatar, which is given to members who are considered "moe". I raged and quickly changed my avatar.

Yeah now I'm starting to remember that it was some fucked up dream.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Greyn on May 18, 2009, 03:05:30 PM
GREYN IS TSO'S DAD

FROM THE FUTURE

Heard it here first.

Oh my god, it all makes sense now........  HOW COULD I HAVE MISSED THE FUCKING SIGNS DAMNIT!!!

TSO is John Connor's waifu....
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: shinyjam on May 18, 2009, 03:06:04 PM
Oh, I also remembered that somehow my avatar was changed to some random Yuyuko avatar, which is given to members who are considered "moe". I raged and quickly changed my avatar.
Should do something like that for those without avatar.  ;D
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Tapsa on May 18, 2009, 03:11:48 PM
Should do something like that for those without avatar.  ;D
ho yeah

I love silly default avatars

Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on May 18, 2009, 03:17:04 PM
Hmm...I got an awesome avatar ready when I bored with my current avatar. It's still a Koishi avatar though.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Greyn on May 18, 2009, 03:48:52 PM
Ok Donut, go home, watch how to make manga eyes part 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sc8S3rvjlw&feature=channel) and part 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOHAPxldtI4&feature=related).  Watch it, learn it, eat it, breathe it, and live it.

I respect your decision. You're going to have one big adventure around the world in the Navy. You'll stop into many ports and see places around earth.

But you're still not safe, just because you're out at the sea. Now only if I could remember that british ship that sunk from one missile blow.

Actually, if I go the way of getting under my parents skin, I could be seeing most of my time on land.  Because the Marines don't train their own medics, and they go to the Navy to fill that gap.  :P

I've never had General Tso's Chicken.

:<

I haven't lived a single day in my life ever and yet you haven't tasted blackberries - (tack on marionberries too since most people don't seem to hear about them at all) or General Tso's chicken? GODDAMN!!!!




Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 18, 2009, 08:01:34 PM
Ugh. Apparently staying up until 2:00 isn't always a good idea. I've been exhausted all day... -_-
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Greyn on May 18, 2009, 08:10:58 PM
Ugh. Apparently staying up until 2:00 isn't always a good idea. I've been exhausted all day... -_-

Velkommen to the days when I played WoW.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: helvetica on May 18, 2009, 09:19:50 PM
Ugh. Apparently staying up until 2:00 isn't always a good idea. I've been exhausted all day... -_-
You get to bed before 2am???

I'm lucky to get to bed before 4 most nights, and I have to get up at 8am for work.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 18, 2009, 10:45:22 PM
Well, then we get about the same amount of sleep then, because I have to be up by 6:45.

Come Summer, my sleep schedule tends to have me staying up a LOT later.

Also, I just took a small nap and logged in, so the dream IP ban isn't working.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Edible on May 18, 2009, 11:54:45 PM
WHOOPS
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Sodium on May 19, 2009, 12:26:36 AM
WHOOPS
Edible!

Donut Topic has been stolen by Edible
This is an unprecedented serious affair
Girls are preparing, please wait warmly until ready
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 19, 2009, 12:31:57 AM
He stole it from the very start...what's the "WHOOPS!" for?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Sodium on May 19, 2009, 12:34:43 AM
He stole it from the very start...what's the "WHOOPS!" for?
Really? Eye'm an idiot.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: helvetica on May 19, 2009, 01:02:14 AM
/me sneezes
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 19, 2009, 01:06:14 AM
Oh god, is TSO post whoring? :O
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Sodium on May 19, 2009, 01:07:32 AM
/me sneezes
/me wonders what the hell the me tag does

Also, Hi TSO. You're a Phantasm Boss according to that Idiot Maiden game we made up in our minds. =3
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on May 19, 2009, 01:16:30 AM
##YuyukoDoll: TheStupidOne
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 19, 2009, 01:43:13 AM
So Kanako, how's that picture of yourself coming along? :3
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on May 19, 2009, 01:44:14 AM
Soft serve ice cream is seriously the best, huh?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Greyn on May 19, 2009, 01:44:42 AM
My damn pants are getting too big for me now, damnit.

In other news ~60 more pounds to go!
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Kanako Yasaka on May 19, 2009, 01:46:12 AM
So Kanako, how's that picture of yourself coming along? :3

Oh right, that. >_> Well I was meaning to PM it to you but uh...I forgot. :3 I'll send it to you in like 10 minutes after I finish some stuff.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 19, 2009, 01:49:14 AM
Can't wait. I'm sure you're adorable. :D
I'm not that adorable, I'm just the prettiest guy at my school apparently. >_>;

Now I'm suddenly curious if Ruro will join in on the fun or not.

She said that she might, but I tried convincing sodium and I got a big fat NO. T_T

Party pooper. :( If even I, the one with stalkers can post a picture...

yarly ;_; Or I who probably would never be taken seriously after seeing my picture.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on May 19, 2009, 02:08:44 AM
Meh, I'm still looking for a decent picture of me =/. But I'm not that willing to post myself.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 19, 2009, 02:20:04 AM
And I don't really have a camera or any way to upload an image of me even if I had one so. :V

'Sides i'd prolly' be too lazy to bother with that kind o' thing. :V ....so yeah.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on May 19, 2009, 02:22:52 AM
Why was there a picture of a cat in Utsuho's Nuclear thing background?

Orin maybe? Idrk.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: helvetica on May 19, 2009, 02:58:40 AM
Oh god, is TSO post whoring? :O
No, this is post whoring http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?action=profile;area=statistics;u=1
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Sodium on May 19, 2009, 03:02:53 AM
No, this is post whoring http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?action=profile;area=summary;u=1
I was wondering why you haven't done that yet, seeing as you did it on the old forums. Also, is the maximum number larger now?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on May 19, 2009, 03:03:32 AM
No, this is post whoring http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?action=profile;area=statistics;u=1

You just want to be first again -_-.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: helvetica on May 19, 2009, 03:18:51 AM
I was wondering why you haven't done that yet, seeing as you did it on the old forums. Also, is the maximum number larger now?
Yes, that's the new maximum limit.  And I forgot about it until Edible reminded me.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: helvetica on May 19, 2009, 03:23:37 AM
:V testing
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: helvetica on May 19, 2009, 03:23:48 AM
v2
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: helvetica on May 19, 2009, 03:27:50 AM
:l
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on May 19, 2009, 03:31:15 AM
I don't get it.

Then again, I don't think I want to get it.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 19, 2009, 03:37:13 AM
Oh TSO, you make me look like a lurker. <3
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on May 19, 2009, 03:41:31 AM
 
Oh TSO, you make me look like a lurker. <3

A Lurker, You say?

(http://www.blizzard.com/shared/blizz-com/images/broodwar/units/lurker/cglurkerhigh.jpg)
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 19, 2009, 04:06:07 AM
I don't see how having a high post count could actually be a good thing.

Well, I suppose there are a few exceptions. The only reason I could think of is that this theoretical person actually says something meaningful with each post, or that they really have that much to contribute to the community.

But I don't see much of it, as a rule.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 19, 2009, 04:23:53 AM
The thing is, I post a lot because I always have stuff to say. To be perfectly honest, giving me idiot maiden powers would probably drastically cut down my posting because I could just respond in someone's post.

Like, if you didn't have idiot maiden powers, you'd probably still be in the top 10. :V

Edit to Edible in this post just 'cause: I realize that, but this board seems to kinda be a mix IMO. Plus I'm too lazy to look into this new-fangled "IRC" or whatever the kids are toying with on their post-2002 computers.

And I think I get it more than some other people on this forum to be honest...

EDIT EDIT: Oh come on, post-per-day is back? Now I REALLY feel bad...
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Edible on May 19, 2009, 04:26:44 AM
The thing is, I post a lot because I always have stuff to say. To be perfectly honest, giving me idiot maiden powers would probably drastically cut down my posting because I could just respond in someone's post.

Like, if you didn't have idiot maiden powers, you'd probably still be in the top 10. :V

You have yet to grasp the concept that this is a message board, not a chatroom.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: helvetica on May 19, 2009, 04:57:54 AM
I don't see how having a high post count could actually be a good thing.

Well, I suppose there are a few exceptions. The only reason I could think of is that this theoretical person actually says something meaningful with each post, or that they really have that much to contribute to the community.

But I don't see much of it, as a rule.
And this here folks, is why post count is not shown by posts, because people tend to equate post count with social status.  Plus we had an idiot who spammed just to maintain the number 1 spot.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 19, 2009, 05:02:09 AM
Out of curiosity, who was that idiot? It was probably before my time.

And I'm reminded of this one forum I used to lurk (yeah, you read that right), where the more you posted, the "higher" your status went and the increasingly more embarrassing names you had as your title.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 19, 2009, 05:08:40 AM
Could you, liek. Give an example of the stupid titles? :V Or has it been ages since then and you can't remember them?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 19, 2009, 05:42:06 AM
Well, they weren't so much creative as progressively worse. At first you are a "beginner donkey diddler", and move up through the ranks the more you post to "extreme donkey diddler." >_> This was a speed running forum BTW.

EDIT to help beat the system: I'mma actually go to bed early (read: Before midnight) and hope I'm not in a state of half asleepness all day tomorrow too.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 19, 2009, 05:54:09 AM
Ah. Well, those are shitty titles. Then again, I suppose I prolly' wouldn't do much better as nonsensicalness prolly' wouldn't be much better than awfulness.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on May 19, 2009, 07:48:09 AM
zzz returning home tomorrow (Wednesday morning for those in the US of A)

Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Mr_Bob on May 19, 2009, 08:18:21 AM
zzz returning home tomorrow (Wednesday morning for those in the US of A)

Sleep well Miss Trance, the Jet-lag is going to be horrible.

And this here folks, is why post count is not shown by posts, because people tend to equate post count with social status.  Plus we had an idiot who spammed just to maintain the number 1 spot.
That is a enormous post count in your stats. Though if we equate post count to lack of IQ that would be bad. It would probably be more accurate to approximate online time to lack of other impotant stuff to do. And when I compare times, I realize my time is almost equal to the administrator's! Maybe I should cut back.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on May 19, 2009, 08:20:20 AM
Sleep well Miss Trance, the Jet-lag is going to be horrible.

Jet-lag? What jet-lag? xDDD

Hong Kong and the Philippines have the same timezone.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Mr_Bob on May 19, 2009, 08:32:41 AM
Oh. *Facepalm*

Mr_Bob incorrectly assumed you were headed for America.
But Jet-lag would have been horrible if that were the case.

Anyway, at least you'll be back home, though I'm sure you enjoyed Hong Kong too.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on May 19, 2009, 08:34:01 AM
Oh. *Facepalm*

Mr_Bob incorrectly assumed you were headed for America.
But Jet-lag would have been horrible if that were the case.

Anyway, at least you'll be back home, though I'm sure you enjoyed Hong Kong too.

Definitely did. Given as Hong Kong is where I was born T___T I'm gonna miss here so muuuch.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Mr_Bob on May 19, 2009, 08:39:47 AM
Definitely did. Given as Hong Kong is where I was born T___T I'm gonna miss here so muuuch.

Nice. I'm sure everyone will want to hear about it, there's already a topic about it.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Greyn on May 19, 2009, 12:38:47 PM
A Lurker, You say?

No no no

(http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/mediawiki/images/3/31/Lictor_ambush.jpg)

He actually meant a Lictor.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 19, 2009, 01:59:31 PM
When I went to Japan, I discovered the meaning of "jet lag." >_< I got to fall asleep in a classroom on another continent (English class oddly enough), and when I came back my bedtime became 3:00 A.M for the remainder of Summer.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on May 19, 2009, 02:06:47 PM
When I went to Japan, I discovered the meaning of "jet lag." >_< I got to fall asleep in a classroom on another continent (English class oddly enough), and when I came back my bedtime became 3:00 A.M for the remainder of Summer.

Good thing for me not to really know what jet-lag is, Japan is only one hour ahead of me.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: helvetica on May 19, 2009, 02:11:15 PM
No no no
He actually meant a Lictor.
Lictor >>>> pansy Lurker anyday.  Lurker is just an uglier and weaker Ravener anyways.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: ghost333 on May 19, 2009, 03:01:42 PM
Good thing for me not to really know what jet-lag is, Japan is only one hour ahead of me.

well , I will probably became one with jet-lag since it will take 17 hours to get there this summer ....
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 19, 2009, 11:57:40 PM
So as it turns out, even my relic of a computer has decided that after all these years, Microsoft Word 97 is too old for it, and crashes whenever I try to use it. So now I'm upgrading...
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Sodium on May 20, 2009, 12:41:11 AM
So as it turns out, even my relic of a computer has decided that after all these years, Microsoft Word 97 is too old for it, and crashes whenever I try to use it. So now I'm upgrading...
...You use Word 97? What the hell. Just get Open Office.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on May 20, 2009, 12:44:10 AM
Hey I can see one of my friends lurking here (preskooldude).
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 20, 2009, 12:46:04 AM
...You use Word 97? What the hell. Just get Open Office.

Same reason I like IE 6. I like the minimalistic look, plus I've found that the more advanced Word gets, the more convoluted and confusing it gets.

This is true. Word 2007 is nothing short of absolutely horrible. It's painful to use and scary.

If at all possible, Word 2008 is even worse. I never want to see that thing again as long as I live. And honestly, Notepad is all the word processing I need.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: WRATHIE_Beatrice on May 20, 2009, 01:06:41 AM
on the good side, Sakuya and Alice is not a spelling error in 2007ver.. i think but Reimu is...
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: SONIC BHOCOLATE STRIKER on May 20, 2009, 01:34:57 AM
...You use Word 97? What the hell. Just get Open Office.
This.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: mad on May 20, 2009, 03:30:57 AM
Lictor >>>> pansy Lurker anyday.  Lurker is just an uglier and weaker Ravener anyways.

I prefer using the biotitan and hierophant.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: helvetica on May 20, 2009, 03:36:46 AM
Too much flab for my tastes
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Demonlord Pichu on May 20, 2009, 03:42:40 AM
Real men use Wordpad!

I am a woman therefore I use Notepad

Seriously, Word doesn't work on my laptop. :<
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: helvetica on May 20, 2009, 04:00:26 AM
I write PDFs in a hex editor :smug:
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 20, 2009, 04:05:52 AM
So anyone else think Chen in a spaz that needs to be locked up?

YES

YES SO HARD

GOD DAMN I HATE HER

*just captured all her scenes in StB*

I'd forgotten how addicting this game is. Currently have 40~ scenes cleared, and am not looking forward to 5-5. ;_;

(http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/5679/alismirk.jpg)

I wish I could watch.

I h8 9-1. D: How the hell are you supposed to do this one?

You mean the jellybean danmaku Eirin throws at you? I'll show you tomorrow if you haven't already beaten it by then.

I GOT IT. YES. LEVEL 10 UNLOCKED AGAIN.

...

Shikieiki is a punishing bitch and needs to be be de-accessorized.

( ≖‿≖)

And sorry, but I did 5-5 fine. It was a LOT easier than I remember, because the first time it took me about as many tries as Kinkakuji.

Yeah, StB scenes are ridiculously easy clearing them the second time around. I had to do that because Aya was all "lol you beat this scene but I don't have good enough photos so w/e" with lots of scenes, and I just went and cleared them in minutes. Totally fun.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Greyn on May 20, 2009, 03:36:50 PM
So my new glasses are supposed to be ready for pickup by today :V.

TSO: cool I can edit posts from my fone
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: helvetica on May 20, 2009, 05:16:25 PM
This new phone rules for surfing.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 20, 2009, 08:04:37 PM
I still don't get why Ruro can be good at StB and not that good at any other game. I know individual scenes are easier than a full game, but still...StB has stuff way harder than lunatic.

How is StB harder than lunatic? It's super easy. :V

How long did 9-6 take you again?

Shut up okay

;_;

I will admit that EX and some of the scenes are stupidly hard, but that's only a few of them. On the whole, the game is like easy mode.

I see.

...

So how's MS normal coming along? :P

You're a hateful, bitter person ;_;

PLAY POFV NETPLAY WITH ME

I wonder if netplay even works for me. How does it work?

BTW, I still am jealous of school computers in relation to my own.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Jana on May 20, 2009, 08:09:12 PM
Maybe she's just a born photographer?

Speaking of StB, I have a question: What would be the lunatic equivalent of some of the scenes to you, Donut? I can only clear the first two levels completely, and I haven't managed to clear the Level 3 scenes yet...
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 20, 2009, 08:11:55 PM
Lunatic equivilent? Hmm...because of the nature of the game, it's hard to say, but I believe many of the scenes past level 7 are that level.

Also, how the heck are you supposed to do good in sports? D: It makes me wonder why I sign up for P.E again and again when I simply suck at everything...
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Jana on May 20, 2009, 08:28:10 PM
So I guess Level 3 is Later Easy-Early Normal-ish... I'll have to keep working to get past that bump, considering I can handle that in the original shooters already.

P.E. is mandatory in Illinois, at least at the high school level. I have P.E. to thank for showing me how cool rock climbing can be, as well as helping me keep a decent body.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Greyn on May 20, 2009, 10:16:04 PM
Wheee, new glasses, new period of adjustment so it stops looking like I'm staring at the world through a fishbowl.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on May 20, 2009, 10:18:23 PM
I need to finish getting ready for my choir concert.
I have a solo! Yay!
Moses Hogan's Elijah Rock is the best choir song ever imo.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Kanako Yasaka on May 20, 2009, 10:41:19 PM
oh my god I have a national compeition in TWO WEEKS. FFFFFF

Also, my science teacher randomly baked our class delicious cookies. It was awesome.

What flavour?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Sodium on May 20, 2009, 11:35:50 PM
oh my god I have a national compeition in TWO WEEKS. FFFFFF

Also, my science teacher randomly baked our class delicious cookies. It was awesome.

What flavour?
Pft, my Computer Science teacher does it every time we finish a unit. =3
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 20, 2009, 11:39:05 PM
My Fish and Wildlife Resources teacher just promised us DONUTS on Friday for helping him do manual labor (he manages the school farm), and I didn't even DO anything. ^_^

BTW, it would be interesting to play Ruro in PoFV, but there's this small problem where selecting the netplay option freezes the game.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Greyn on May 21, 2009, 12:20:30 AM
oh my god I have a national compeition in TWO WEEKS. FFFFFF

Also, my science teacher randomly baked our class delicious cookies. It was awesome.

Funny that you say that, I got paid to make enchilada's for my mom's staff.

My Fish and Wildlife Resources teacher just promised us DONUTS on Friday for helping him do manual labor (he manages the school farm), and I didn't even DO anything. ^_^

BTW, it would be interesting to play Ruro in PoFV, but there's this small problem where selecting the netplay option freezes the game.

Get a new PC you bum. :V
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 21, 2009, 12:55:20 AM
Is that the only problem? I'd imagine there's something you need for netplay or something...

BTW Ruro, Shikieki sucks. Every one of her scenes in StB are really awful.

That's why I love her :D

At least 10-2 came easily this time...

EDIT: Okay, 10-4 cleared. Still...god. Currently have 61 scenes cleared.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Greyn on May 21, 2009, 01:32:01 AM
Time to dive once more into the breech before calling it quits today.

*Bitch* + *Moan*
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Kanako Yasaka on May 21, 2009, 01:34:39 AM
Is that the only problem? I'd imagine there's something you need for netplay or something...

BTW Ruro, Shikieki sucks. Every one of her scenes in StB are really awful.

At least 10-2 came easily this time...

EDIT: Okay, 10-4 cleared. Still...god. Currently have 61 scenes cleared.
Oh yeah? Well I have...26. >_> There are a couple from levels 3/4 that I can't do for no particular reason.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Sodium on May 21, 2009, 01:38:37 AM
Oh yeah? Well I have...26. >_> There are a couple from levels 3/4 that I can't do for no particular reason.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wr9yh9JXasY&fmt=18
You'll feel better if you listen to this.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 21, 2009, 01:39:26 AM
Oh, in reality I have 78 cleared now. This is after erasing my score.dat. Let's see if I can remember the last ones I've yet to beat...

9-2 (for some reason I've never put any time into this one)
10-3 (I only JUST figured out how it's supposed to work)
10-5 (same as 9-2)
10-6 (MOTHERFUCKER THIS ONE IS CRAP)
EX-1 (meh...)
EX-2 (meeeeeeeeeeeh)
EX-7 (not enough patience...)
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Sodium on May 21, 2009, 01:41:53 AM
KANAKO. I FINALLY FOUND YOU!

http://www.youtube.com/user/KrikOBob

I think. It's the same name for your uploaded pictures. And I found it on Affynt's Last Remote upload, in which said person said "my favorite touhou stage theme is Alice in Wonderland". OBVKANANKO

That's my bro's account. I just comment on there a lot.

You have a youtube account?

Nah, I just share it with my brother, just like my PB account. I hardly upload any videos there. The only ones that I have uploaded are that Flandre one and HYG and LR.

Is your brother better then you at Touhou? =3

Donut! Donut! Kanako's brother likes Broken Moon.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 21, 2009, 02:03:54 AM
How nice. :)

But you know what? You made me search for the unfindable Broken Moon vocal arrangement again. >:( It's not so much that I can't listen to it as I CAN'T FIND IT NO MATTER HOW LONG OR HARD I LOOK.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Sodium on May 21, 2009, 02:10:51 AM
How nice. :)

But you know what? You made me search for the unfindable Broken Moon vocal arrangement again. >:( It's not so much that I can't listen to it as I CAN'T FIND IT NO MATTER HOW LONG OR HARD I LOOK.
Donut, you're missing Sara's theme. Touhou Channel
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on May 21, 2009, 02:18:01 AM
Hey guys, I am back?

from Penang?

did anyone missed me?

I guess not.

I am not donut.

Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on May 21, 2009, 02:20:54 AM
I got back from HK like last night liao
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on May 21, 2009, 02:38:25 AM
How was Hong Kong?
any winnings?

(otaku product wise)
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: WRATHIE_Beatrice on May 21, 2009, 02:46:27 AM
did he play mahjong? we should play mahjong sometimes, Anon, u, me, Cassie and Anathe in JB.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on May 21, 2009, 02:49:27 AM
but I suck so hard.

I am better if we all play a round of Blackjack and drinking games.

Everything you bust you finish a shot of Vodka.

(in your case, we will change that to orange juice)
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: WRATHIE_Beatrice on May 21, 2009, 02:54:05 AM
good u realized i detest alchohol and fruit... damnit but i'm legal to drink. just very very weak at drinking

tt said, i dun think my waifu can actually go JB.. lol.

blackjack? what ever floats ur boat but it's kinda fast... hmm... any other options? Not like i am good with mahjong..
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on May 21, 2009, 03:12:13 AM
We can play texas holdem
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on May 21, 2009, 03:23:41 AM
Had two soccer games today. That's why I wasn't on much =/.

Won both though. 2-1 and 2-0 respectively.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on May 21, 2009, 03:32:18 AM
How was Hong Kong?
any winnings?

(otaku product wise)

I will make my report thread.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 21, 2009, 05:12:02 AM
Ah hah~ More delicious scenes cleared in StB. Every one contributes to my ego, especially since one of them is 9-2. ^_^

:<

And it was easy too. ;)

And again Ruro, how exactly do you get PoFV netplay to work?

I don't. I'll tell you if I ever do.

You're the one that brought it up. It'd be fun to netplay you at a game you're probably better at than me. >_>

In unrelated news, shower, then I'm scanning a present for you~

...?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on May 21, 2009, 05:16:35 AM
Ah hah~ More delicious scenes cleared in StB. Every one contributes to my ego, especially since one of them is 9-2. ^_^

And again Ruro, how exactly do you get PoFV netplay to work?

I'm not Ruro, but as an avid PoFV netplayer:

1. get adonis
2. make sure you have 1.50 PoFV
3. contact your opponent.
-- a: If you're hosting // b: if you're joining
4a. type s for server, you are hosting
4b. type c for client, you are the client
5a. Insert your port. Depends on your port forwarding settings. Default is 17723 (Yeah, I memorized it)
5b. Insert the host's IP address.
6a. Wait for client.
6b. Insert host's Port, default is 17723.

Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 21, 2009, 05:17:27 AM
So what happens when even selecting the netplay option freezes the game?

EDIT to lower my god damn post count: I see, so in other words I'm never doing PoFV netplay.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on May 21, 2009, 05:18:51 AM
So what happens when even selecting the netplay option freezes the game?

Don't EVER use the bundled netplay option for PoFV unless you want to kill yourself

You open adonis itself to access the prompt, it is command line
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 21, 2009, 05:54:48 AM
I could probably practice really really hard, even harder than I already do, and beat MS Normal. I could probably also work hard on beating an extra stage for the first time in my life. I could do that. And I'd be willing.

....

But sometimes, it's so much more fun to illustrate it instead!

(http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/9126/gengetsuismywaifu.png)

hastily cropped and cleaned so that it's not terribly sketchy and/or shows nudity, because I would prefer it if none of the other artists here saw how hilariously bad I am at nudes

I'm kidding. The original version doesn't have nudity either. The picture cuts off a few centimetres below this.
[/sub]

For this, I must thank Donut. Gengetsu was delicious~

G'night, my darling sweetie pookums Donut. Gengetsu also says hi. Her wings are so warm~ as I get to discover anew every night~
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 21, 2009, 06:04:03 AM
*fumes*

*FUMES*

...!

D: D: D:

(http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/7457/gengeturapetime.png)

...

(http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/4610/mysticawesome.png)

KYA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

...V_V

lol u jealous

Have you even REACHED Gengetu in LLS extra?

Nyahahahaha

I didn't think so. :)

Why so bitter, Donut?

Because you can draw and I can't.

Well, you can dodge danmaku and I can't. :(
Can't we just agree to suck at the other's area of expertise?

Agreed! I SUCK AT DRAWING! :D
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on May 21, 2009, 12:28:48 PM
I feel like changing my avatar, but I still like my current one =(
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Tapsa on May 21, 2009, 12:30:02 PM
do it before somebody else does
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Greyn on May 21, 2009, 12:39:13 PM
So I dragged my feet to the breaking point yesterday, now I'll have to continue my regimen on exercise bikes until the blisters go away.  :(
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: SONIC BHOCOLATE STRIKER on May 21, 2009, 12:46:41 PM
I'm too lazy to make a sig or upload an avatar.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on May 21, 2009, 01:14:17 PM
do it before somebody else does

Nah, I don't think anyone has the avatar. It comes from a (Satori) NSFW doujin.

Well it's a Koishi avatar. I also have a Satori to go with it.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 21, 2009, 01:58:52 PM
I sometimes think about changing my avatar, but then I realize that I love it too much and don't know of anything else I want to change it to.

EDIT: What the hell? I can't post from school computers because there's apparently pornography here. o_O Damn web filters that don't work right.

@Ruro: You know that's from Metal Gear Solid 2, right?

Yes, but context makes it boring!

I can make it boring then. I've never played a Metal Gear game, but I know why it was said. If you make it your sig, don't forget to find the full quote.

...I think I know why it might be blocked here. Perhaps it's blocking my Gengetu Rape Time picture because that's in its image name? I dunno, web filters are really stupid.

BTW, sending PMs with GRT is clunky because I have to log out of this account.

@TSO because lol I can't actually post: Ruro's stealin' mai waifu, I had to send her a message with Gengetu Rape Time.

And also, who the heck changed my avatar THIS time?! I don't have my USB drive ATM, so I can't change it until I get home. D:

I didn't do it this time. I think the only avi I've edited was Theorist, and that was on request.

For some reason, Kilga comes to mind, given his cute nickname "Sonybolt", but what the heck. Well, it's changed now.

So you need to try MS normal and tell me how it goes. :) I wanna hear more about it.

I will after I get over my \AWESOME/ camera.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 21, 2009, 03:55:53 PM
I must save this. It is too weird not to save.

[09:20] <Pyrothon> I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on hiri-kiri rock

Maybe I shall use it as a signature.

@ Donut: rofl
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on May 21, 2009, 03:59:45 PM
I sometimes think about changing my avatar, but then I realize that I love it too much and don't know of anything else I want to change it to.

So typical of Donut. liao.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: helvetica on May 21, 2009, 05:19:03 PM
BTW, sending PMs with GRT is clunky because I have to log out of this account.
Stop using it?  I don't get why you still maintain 2 accounts even after I told you it wasn't necessary :|
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 21, 2009, 06:29:53 PM
oh my god oh my god oh my god ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod

My Canon Rebel XSi came in the mail today

Along with my 250-mm zoom lens

IT'S SO AWESOME (http://www.dpreview.com/news/0801/08012403canoneos450d.asp)

YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESIDOYESYESYESYESYESYES

A HA I FINALLY HAVE THE PROFESSIONAL CAMERA I'VE ALWAYS WANTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 21, 2009, 07:34:44 PM
'grats. Enjoy your new camera, then. :x
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Sodium on May 21, 2009, 08:38:28 PM
Stop using it?  I don't get why you still maintain 2 accounts even after I told you it wasn't necessary :|
TSO, Donut is Donut. Guy who uses IE 6 after being told that IE 6 sucks and makes your job harder. GUy who used Word 97 until it randomly wouldn't work. Yeah.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 21, 2009, 11:59:25 PM
;_;

RIP Gengetu Rape Time.

F-FINE! I'LL USE FIREFOX AND LOG IN WITH NINTENDONUT888! TT_TT

But I still use IE 6 for this site mainly. :P
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 22, 2009, 12:15:11 AM
Donut's been mentionin' it, so I was curious. I usually use Firefox, but I had this idea, since I had Internet Explorer on this machine, too: What Internet Explorer is it?

Turns out that it's also IE6.

:(

Sorry TSO.

On the plus side, the glow function looks a lot more badass in IE than it does in Firefox.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 22, 2009, 12:22:15 AM
Wait, so it's not just my Firefox that has the glow just highlight the text? That's the chief reason I hate browsing this site with it.

And join us Ruro~ You'll never look back~

Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Ruka on May 22, 2009, 12:23:02 AM
oh my god oh my god oh my god ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod

My Canon Rebel XSi came in the mail today

Along with my 250-mm zoom lens

IT'S SO AWESOME (http://www.dpreview.com/news/0801/08012403canoneos450d.asp)

YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESIDOYESYESYESYESYESYES

A HA I FINALLY HAVE THE PROFESSIONAL CAMERA I'VE ALWAYS WANTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
That IS a nice camera.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: helvetica on May 22, 2009, 02:02:56 AM
;_;

RIP Gengetu Rape Time.

F-FINE! I'LL USE FIREFOX AND LOG IN WITH NINTENDONUT888! TT_TT

But I still use IE 6 for this site mainly. :P
I already told you, you can login to IE6 with your main fine.  Accounts are not tied to whatever browser you regged with fool.  So use whatever you want, it's just retarded you're maintaining two accounts even after I banned one of them (and abusing a feature meant just for mods to PM the convicts).
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 22, 2009, 02:29:53 AM
I abused a feature? ???

And I hardly used Gengetu Rape Time since you banned it, but it did have its uses...like how I could have PMed myself stuff from the old MoTK for storage (and it's too late for that now...), communicating and not stuffing up my own PM box, etc.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Edible on May 22, 2009, 02:38:30 AM
I abused a feature? ???

And I hardly used Gengetu Rape Time since you banned it, but it did have its uses...like how I could have PMed myself stuff from the old MoTK for storage (and it's too late for that now...), communicating and not stuffing up my own PM box, etc.

...

Start --> Run... --> notepad.exe
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Sodium on May 22, 2009, 02:40:45 AM
...

Start --> Run... --> notepad.exe
Edible's a Genius!
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 22, 2009, 02:41:20 AM
I don't like Notepad. :( Besides, considering my computer could still die at any time (it's not as if it's magically gotten better), storing it in an online place would be better, and considering the thing in question is various parts of RWoS mafia, it'd be much more convenient to store it here.

If it really comes down to it, use http://pastebin.com/ and manually write down the links (they're tiny!

And I use Notepad 'cause I don't have much of a choice. :(

Eh...if my one moment of glory is really going to be lost forever, I'll just have to live with the memory of it. The game's too long to save like that.

Actually, whatever happened to that archive of mafia games I heard about?

EDIT: Sodium, get an avatar.



I'm going to piggyback on your post because it doesn't raise my post count. ;D

(http://i40.tinypic.com/148pzs7.png)

The glow function. Left is Firefox, right is IE.

You mean you never knew it looked that awesome? I have to highlight your text if I want to read it in Firefox. X_X

Also, bad news Ruro: http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.php?board=579339&topic=49605843

I am oh so jealous.  ::)

You'd better be. 8)

BTW, how did that MS normal run go? :O I seriously wanted to know how you were doing at it.

Later, I'm being a sexy cool maid getting felt up by her fifteen-year-old mistress. Stuff's awesome.

ALSO, YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO THIS. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayvLZpgqN88&fmt=18

Not bad, but I have a problem with just listening to music on its own before I like the song.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on May 22, 2009, 08:13:12 AM
Meh at mafia.

Meh at IE v Firefox.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 22, 2009, 08:58:06 AM
Meh at Trance.

Meh at everything ever forever.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on May 22, 2009, 12:21:59 PM
lol at Mafia.

lol at IE vs FF.

lol at everything at life.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on May 22, 2009, 01:27:34 PM
meh at lol.

meh at meh.

meh
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Tenbatsu! Myon Rabbie on May 22, 2009, 01:39:26 PM
This thread doesn't amuse me.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on May 22, 2009, 01:43:20 PM
This thread doesn't amuse me.

So what?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Tenbatsu! Myon Rabbie on May 22, 2009, 01:55:17 PM
Thats what :|
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Tapsa on May 22, 2009, 02:10:53 PM
This thread doesn't amuse me.
then one day you wake up and realize you're pissing in a sea of piss
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Tenbatsu! Myon Rabbie on May 22, 2009, 02:12:15 PM
lawl, piss.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 22, 2009, 02:12:20 PM
You're not amused because you are not soft enough.

So math test today, wish me luck...I have an 89% in the class, and if I somehow do good on this test it might be enough to get me an A.

EDIT: Also, check back here for hawt update action in case the web filter as school is retarded again.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Tenbatsu! Myon Rabbie on May 22, 2009, 02:14:02 PM
You deserve no luck
Just kidding ;w;
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Tapsa on May 22, 2009, 02:16:09 PM
lawl, piss.
(http://s230.photobucket.com/albums/ee253/splattergoomba/repeatwhatIjustsaid.png)
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Tenbatsu! Myon Rabbie on May 22, 2009, 02:16:58 PM
Awkwaaaard..
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Tapsa on May 22, 2009, 02:26:37 PM
read the filename you dolt
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Tenbatsu! Myon Rabbie on May 22, 2009, 02:33:19 PM
no, but I just did.
GIMME GIMME YOUR TIME, SHOW ME SHOW ME YOUR LOVE!
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on May 22, 2009, 06:12:02 PM
You want this to be interesting?

Go and find someone to abuse =/.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 22, 2009, 07:52:03 PM
o_O And people say I post too much.

So I'm not entirely sure how the test went. My teacher was difficult as always and refused to clarify a part of what he said. The problem? Four questions relied on me knowing exactly what he meant, and he wouldn't give it to me. As it turned out though, my guess was right. I'm not sure I got an A, but I think I did alright.

Also, I need more days where you spend an entire block walking 2.5 miles. Walking's fun.

Walking is fun. Especially on pleasant spring/fall/winter days.

Yeah. It's running I hate. If sports had you walk, I'd do much better at them.

The only thing I really hate about sports is that they make you sweat. A lot. I don't do well with sweat. >_> That's why I like swimming and relaxed biking.

I'm more hateful of the fact that I manage to find strange and exotic ways to hurt myself in every sport ever. And the fact that the only thing I can do well is dodge, like dodgeball (yes I do think I have lunatic dodging skillz IRL too).
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Greyn on May 22, 2009, 08:05:07 PM
o_O And people say I post too much.

So I'm not entirely sure how the test went. My teacher was difficult as always and refused to clarify a part of what he said. The problem? Four questions relied on me knowing exactly what he meant, and he wouldn't give it to me. As it turned out though, my guess was right. I'm not sure I got an A, but I think I did alright.

Also, I need more days where you spend an entire block walking 2.5 miles. Walking's fun.

Walking is fun. Especially on pleasant spring/fall/winter days.

Yeah. It's running I hate. If sports had you walk, I'd do much better at them.

Walking... HahaHAHAHahAHAHAHaHAHAHa.... Fun until you get confined to an exercise bike because you feet get owned by blisters.  And I'll have to brush up on running if I'm to have any hope on surviving the PT.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 22, 2009, 08:07:34 PM
I don't need an exercise bike in the first place.  8)
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Greyn on May 22, 2009, 08:11:22 PM
I don't need an exercise bike in the first place.  8)

Oh I don't have a base need for an exercise bike, it's a replacement for walking until my feet recover from the blisters.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Tenbatsu! Myon Rabbie on May 22, 2009, 08:46:34 PM
*abuses*
Yay, Im doing it right!
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on May 22, 2009, 09:10:18 PM
I think our next target to abuse is Pedo and his inability to fap/his chastity belt.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 22, 2009, 09:11:07 PM
eh. You guys go do that. I'll just laze around. :V
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on May 22, 2009, 09:48:49 PM
New avatar w00t!

I also have a Satori version if anyone wants it =/.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: LHCling on May 22, 2009, 10:09:54 PM
New avatar w00t!
Hooray. I got bored and made one last night. 4 hours for this.

...brb breakfast.

"Spell Card Theory?"

Oh ya, I started it. Well, writing down copious amounts of notes for Spell Cards, that is.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on May 22, 2009, 10:19:09 PM
(http://i516.photobucket.com/albums/u323/Gpop92/SatoriAvatarMotK.png)

Satori avatar if anyone wants it =/.

Both of the Komeiji avatars came from an NSFW doujin btw =/.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 22, 2009, 10:42:54 PM
Oh I don't have a base need for an exercise bike, it's a replacement for walking until my feet recover from the blisters.

I don't get blisters either. :P In Japan I had to walk for miles every day, and I never got blisters on my feet.

So today in my Fish and Wildlife Resources class...I HAD DONUTS! ^_^ Two chocolate ones, so delicious~

But then...we were given a new project (the class is mostly projects). We've suddenly moved away from fish onto elk. You know what it entails...?

Making a comic book of informative information about elk.

Drawing.

D:

+_+

Thankfully I have little else to worry about. Today a whole bunch of stuff in school ended at one time. The math test, we're FINALLY getting ready to move on from The Scarlet Letter (movie still made me laugh from all the narms), and the previous Fish and Wildlife project was done today. So other than chemistry homework this is all I've got to do.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Greyn on May 23, 2009, 12:08:28 AM
I don't get blisters either. :P In Japan I had to walk for miles every day, and I never got blisters on my feet.

So today in my Fish and Wildlife Resources class...I HAD DONUTS! ^_^ Two chocolate ones, so delicious~

But then...we were given a new project (the class is mostly projects). We've suddenly moved away from fish onto elk. You know what it entails...?

Making a comic book of informative information about elk.

Drawing.

D:

+_+

Thankfully I have little else to worry about. Today a whole bunch of stuff in school ended at one time. The math test, we're FINALLY getting ready to move on from The Scarlet Letter (movie still made me laugh from all the narms), and the previous Fish and Wildlife project was done today. So other than chemistry homework this is all I've got to do.

Oh the deal for me is I'm playing through a wide gap of 'catch up'.  My physical shape is still unacceptable for recruitment.  What I've been doing for weeks is continually pushing myself further and further (and thus far beyond what I should be doing as the blisters indicate).  I still have plenty of weight to lose and much more strength training to do before this whole deal is done.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 23, 2009, 12:19:39 AM
I still don't see what's so hard about getting a better metabolism. :V I can eat all I want and do little rigorous exercise and still be thin.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on May 23, 2009, 12:24:41 AM
You guys should learn to enjoy SOME kind of sport.

Then use that for exercise.

I play soccer with my friends and team. Although joining a team isn't necessary, just playing with your friends can help improve your fitness.

I still don't see what's so hard about getting a better metabolism. :V I can eat all I want and do little rigorous exercise and still be thin.

Yeah, that's me as well, except I have a feeling that all that crap goes straight to the legs. My legs are abnormally huge.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 23, 2009, 12:35:21 AM
I'd enjoy a lot more sports if I were any good at them.

Basketball? I can neither guard nor keep control of the ball, and I considered it a major accomplishment when I MADE A BASKET ONCE.

Football? I hate contact sports like that.

Baseball? I played it for a few years, but being left handed most of my hits were foul balls, plus I was ALWAYS put on third base in the league, which was a very boring position.

Hockey? It's pretty fun, but the people who play it are WAY too aggressive.

Soccer? I find it fun, but I can't control the ball, aim the ball, pass the ball, and nobody ever passes to me since I kinda suck.

The only two sports I can claim to really like are Badminton and Dodgeball, and of course I rarely get the chance to play either.

EDIT: I just showed Gengetu why I'm better than Ruro again. :) I lost a few more lives than I would have liked (ended with three), but I was experimenting with Gengetu Spark. The opening in the center is actually bigger than it appears, the double bullets are not aimed at you, so it's not as simple as tapping right.

Not to worry though! I am suddenly motivated to play IaMP normal and show just how bad I am. Should I play as Patchy or Yukari?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on May 23, 2009, 02:52:30 AM
Not to worry though! I am suddenly motivated to play IaMP normal and show just how bad I am. Should I play as Patchy or Yukari?

Patchy. Just so you can spam projectiles at the opponents.

Soccer? I find it fun, but I can't control the ball, aim the ball, pass the ball, and nobody ever passes to me since I kinda suck.

Well when I play with my friends we got the good guys, and then the ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE players, but we all have fun anyways because we really don't care.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on May 23, 2009, 02:54:11 AM
I think our next target to abuse is Pedo and his inability to fap/his chastity belt.
W-why? Noooo!
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: mad on May 23, 2009, 02:58:35 AM
W-why? Noooo!

Maybe there was a paper cut.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on May 23, 2009, 03:09:34 AM
W-why? Noooo!

We will abuse him until he becomes a man and faps to SOMETHING.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on May 23, 2009, 03:20:44 AM
We will abuse him until he becomes a man and faps to SOMETHING.
I know what he'll fap to. 8D
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 23, 2009, 03:31:47 AM
Well, Kanako got to me first, so Yukari it is! So with only a bit of time to get a basic feel for Yukari again, it's off to play IaMP normal for the first time in months! :O Expect a replay that is full of lulz and "oh god what the hell is wrong with him."

EDIT: Oh god it took like 10 minutes to do one practice match. This will not be fun...

On the other hand, I got this:

(http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/831/yukarihatesfanon.png)

I wish the Touhou wiki had all these quotes, because I want to know 'em all. I must remember to post this whenever I see a really bad piece of fanon.

Also, this one:

(http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/9316/yukarirules.png)

<3 Yukari.

Well, time to go into story mode...
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 23, 2009, 05:00:10 AM
Why yes, it did take 50 minutes to beat the game, why do you ask?

http://rapidshare.com/files/236196668/replay036.rep.html

I expect no one to watch this all the way through. However, I think the first stage pretty much sums the whole thing up. I do manage the 1cc, but not with any kind of dignity.

But it's all worth it to experience the more detailed and refreshing plot. ^_^ Even if the endings for Yuyuko, Remilia, Yukari and Suika make little to no sense.

So are you SURE you still want to netplay me Ruro?

fgsfds i just remembered that I should actually install the English patch
This should tell you something about how often I play.

You're missing out on the only interesting part of IaMP to me.

BTW, EX-1 captured. :D 5 scenes left...
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on May 23, 2009, 05:06:26 AM
I know what he'll fap to. 8D

What, to you? :V
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on May 23, 2009, 05:16:44 AM
What, to you? :V
You ask him, not me!
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Greyn on May 23, 2009, 05:41:16 AM
You guys should learn to enjoy SOME kind of sport.

Then use that for exercise.

I play soccer with my friends and team. Although joining a team isn't necessary, just playing with your friends can help improve your fitness.

Yeah, that's me as well, except I have a feeling that all that crap goes straight to the legs. My legs are abnormally huge.

Sport = Not fast enough

This is preparation for soldiery, not simply getting in shape.  And anyways I don't have friends so nyaa~.

That last stint a couple hours ago has left me sore and stiff, now I'm lurching around like a Carnifex to get to the toilet and water dispenser.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Mr_Bob on May 23, 2009, 08:35:53 AM
The thing I dislike most about a new exercise routine (i.e. when you're not used to it)
is not how sore and beat you feel after you do it, but how sore and beat you feel the day after, even sometimes the day after that.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on May 23, 2009, 01:12:12 PM
I know what he'll fap to. 8D

Nothing, because he CAN'T!
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on May 23, 2009, 01:53:00 PM
The dream of fapping is only but a phantasm to the guy?

Wow...wait, who are talking about again?

*reads posts*

Why Pedo, of all people?

Must we beat up on him if he doesn't fap?

If a man doesn't fap, there is a perfectly good reason for that! Perhaps he is restricted from it. Perhaps he has simply chosen not to fap. Perhaps he is unable to do so as he may even be a she!

Do you know why those reasons and more could be why he doesn't fap?!?

(http://tizona.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/united-states-flag-640.jpg)

BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNbIY5rDHmI&feature=related)

A home of the brave! A land of the free!

A land where people have freedom to do what they want!

A land where even poor people can grow fat with food!

A land where we can deep fry just about anything!

A land where the media holds more sway over government issues! (that's right American Idol, I'm talking about you!)

A land of democracy!

A land where a *censored* could actually be legal!

A land of many cultures!

A land where people post stuff like this! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52nSDWAHzeU)

A land... of freedom!

Jesus, did you just go into a patriotic rant about fapping?

Yes common sense, yes I did.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Greyn on May 23, 2009, 03:47:55 PM
The thing I dislike most about a new exercise routine (i.e. when you're not used to it)
is not how sore and beat you feel after you do it, but how sore and beat you feel the day after, even sometimes the day after that.

Morning: I'm sore enough for it to be... Unpleasant, but not enough to stop me from trudging through it all again today.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 23, 2009, 05:55:25 PM
It already feels like Summer vacation...I feel like I have infinite time at my disposal.

...Should I try IaMP again?

Real men play on lunatic against hourai
no spellcards no bombs
final destination

... what difficulty?

Normal. See my big IaMP spiel above for more information and possibly a view into how much I suck.

And since when is Hourai in this game?

I mean hourai the gamer, but you're not catching it. =(
Also, IaMP normal is fun. Lunatic is ten times more fun, but it's been so long~

You can play lunatic?!

TT_TT

IaMP is the only game where I endorse easy mode. I can beat normal with everyone, but it's so...unfun. Mostly because I can't pull off any special moves consistently. I play for the plot and music anyway.

Well yeah. You don't have to be terribly good at games in general to play lunatic on IaMP.
That said, mauve, hourai, and co. would kick my ass from here to the Sudan if I ever played them. Hell, Ruka and Wong could probably do that. :V

...;_; I can't even pass the first stage on lunatic.

GO PLAY MS NORMAL BEFORE I START CRYING! ;_;

Can I go draw 4koma instead? I just had this wonderful idea~

Only if you share when it's done.

You bet, kid.
PS: What's your preferred poofy hat? You need a hat of some sort. I have my S. Ruro design, but you have nothing. At this rate, you'll be reduced to a manly version of Gengetsu-- which is respectable enough, never mind~

Eh?! That kind of 4koma? Er...I guess Yukari's hat is pretty poofy...I've never thought about my favorite accessory though.

Wait, Patchy's hat.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Sodium on May 23, 2009, 05:56:25 PM
It already feels like Summer vacation...I feel like I have infinite time at my disposal.

...Should I try IaMP again?
Donut, you're so easy to fool. =3
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 23, 2009, 05:59:43 PM
Last of the Graduation parties today. Gonna head off an' go visit with friends for... probably the last time I shall see them all again in a group, until we start having the summer weddings. A few of them are planned, yes.

And this White Rose update will be the single largest update yet. Seriously. It eclipses the size of any other one. (Yes, I am continuing to write, I did not forget my beloved Koishi.)
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 23, 2009, 06:00:07 PM
Summer weddings...my, how quickly they grow up.

To be fair, one of them is actually needed. My friend Stephanie (not my best friend Stephanie, another one who is still a good friend) is the sole IB student who got pregnant, by her boyfriend John, a year older than her. He's actually wanted to marry her since last year; the pregnancy has only sped things up. He actually really wants to be a good father.

... yes, this is the same John I once accidentally kicked in the balls. =( I do like him, though. He's always been a good runner, and he's a terrific artist. I don't know how long they'll stay together-- my cynicism about 18-year-olds being mature enough for marriage is still there-- but I have known some, not many, couples like this that actually stay together for years to come, if not the rest of their lives. I wish them the best.

In related news, I'm going to be a bridesmaid =D

Awesome. Be sure to go dressed up like VIVIT to be a good maid, and catch the bouquet for Yuka.

BTW, I'm in posting rehab. Notice my post count! It's down to 26 posts per day! =D

Until I get mine below 2 posts per day, I shall not be pleased. =(

And yes, VIVIT is love. I always did have this fantasy of racing Yuka in a footrace around a track... though I'd probably die from the strain. And even if I won, Yuka would urotsukidōji me afterwards with grapevines or something.

... hooray pleasant thoughts

Aww~ How Sodium edits his post to hide his shame is so cute~ :D
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Sodium on May 23, 2009, 06:01:01 PM
...Edit that post =<

You're very lucky. I saw that. +_+

And Kanako is actually online
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on May 23, 2009, 06:10:03 PM
Hey Donut don't feel bad for playing IaMP easy mode

Lunatic is retarded and broken, especially on story mode.

BUT IT'S FUN
<3 <3 Sakuya

Also, Rhythm Tengoku Gold is fun:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08FdoeuNqDY
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Pedonymous on May 23, 2009, 08:45:38 PM
Hey guise what's goin on in this thre-

What the hell.

Who said I can't fap? I fap alot...

Well, not as much since Mode gave me that present...

I know what he'll fap to. 8D
It's true.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on May 23, 2009, 09:00:56 PM
Trying to cover it up now eh?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on May 23, 2009, 09:02:02 PM
Trying to cover it up now eh?
What present?
Cover what up?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on May 23, 2009, 09:26:26 PM
What present?
Cover what up?

The *censored*. You know, the *censored* involving Reimu's *censored* *censored* *censored* going up Marisa's *censored**censored* and *censored* with *censored**censored**censored* Meling's *censored**censored**censored* Hot tea*censored**censored**censored**censored* with two girls *censored* *censored**censored* one cup as well as *censored**censored* with Kanako and Suwako's *censored**censored**censored* Sanae's gohei in *censored**censored* Remilia's *censored**censored**censored* Sakuya's pads *censored**censored* Koishi *censored**censored* Satori's third eye *censored**censored**censored**censored* with a melon
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on May 23, 2009, 09:29:23 PM
Oh, well...
Okay.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on May 23, 2009, 09:37:40 PM
Btw...
Who said I can't fap?

Quote from: Pedonymous
Ok, good...

Jeez, waiting for story posts is driving me crazy!! I can't even fap!

Fucking liar...
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 23, 2009, 09:45:35 PM
The *censored*. You know, the *censored* involving Reimu's *censored* *censored* *censored* going up Marisa's *censored**censored* and *censored* with *censored**censored**censored* Meling's *censored**censored**censored* Hot tea*censored**censored**censored**censored* with two girls *censored* *censored**censored* one cup as well as *censored**censored* with Kanako and Suwako's *censored**censored**censored* Sanae's gohei in *censored**censored* Remilia's *censored**censored**censored* Sakuya's pads *censored**censored* Koishi *censored**censored* Satori's third eye *censored**censored**censored**censored* with a melon

(http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/5206/0009ozh.jpg)

In unrelated news, I am plowing the back field in my house to prepare it for planting and there's a splinter stuck in my thumb. D=

brb cutting thumb open
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Tapsa on May 23, 2009, 10:22:19 PM
In unrelated news, I am plowing the back field in my house to prepare it for planting and there's a splinter stuck in my thumb. D=

brb cutting thumb open
not unrelated to me as I did the same today sans walking over a rotten plank
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 23, 2009, 11:14:58 PM
I feel sorry for you, but I manage to incur similar or worse maladies every other day...

Here, have a cowcaster. http://iamp.mizuumi.net/stuff/CowCaster-090210-test.zip

But I dunt wanna. D: Didn't Sodium tell you to finish Story of Eastern Wonderland extra?

It's not like I'm any better than you =(

In case you haven't noticed, I run a rewards system here. Oh, I've noticed. >_> Maybe after dinner I'll reconsider though...I'd love to get beaten around and convince you all I'm not so l33t at games.

EDIT: Oh god I'm suddenly so tired. D:

EDIT 2: This is why I don't take naps. D: Oh god I'm even more out of it now...
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Sodium on May 24, 2009, 12:00:50 AM
But I dunt wanna. D: Didn't Sodium tell you to finish Story of Eastern Wonderland extra?
No. Because that would make Kanako mad at me.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: WRATHIE_Beatrice on May 24, 2009, 12:34:31 AM
Well, Kanako got to me first, so Yukari it is! So with only a bit of time to get a basic feel for Yukari again, it's off to play IaMP normal for the first time in months! :O Expect a replay that is full of lulz and "oh god what the hell is wrong with him."

EDIT: Oh god it took like 10 minutes to do one practice match. This will not be fun...

On the other hand, I got this:

(http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/831/yukarihatesfanon.png)


Holy, i didn't know that line existed and I wrote it in SoG ANYWAY... yay me!
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Kanako Yasaka on May 24, 2009, 01:35:00 AM
Naps suck. :) But isn't this the perfect time to prove that you aren't so l33t at videogames? :|
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 24, 2009, 01:37:04 AM
Not when my eyes are feeling really bugged out. X_X

Like, I'm watching some of "The Onion", right? I read the word "racist" as "racket." THAT'S what my eyes are like right now.

EDIT: Okay, I'm feeling better now...but still...eh.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Pedonymous on May 24, 2009, 02:51:19 AM
Oh fuck it im just gonna say it cause being coy isnt working. Mode and I are a couple now. There, I said it.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: WRATHIE_Beatrice on May 24, 2009, 03:00:09 AM
do i say congrats.. or it's a 1-sided thing
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on May 24, 2009, 03:06:41 AM
Oh fuck it im just gonna say it cause being coy isnt working. Mode and I are a couple now. There, I said it.

=_=

Good... job, I guess...
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on May 24, 2009, 03:12:51 AM
Oh fuck it im just gonna say it cause being coy isnt working. Mode and I are a couple now. There, I said it.

Is that so~?

Well, congrats and good luck in whatever you may try to accomplish.

Even if it is 1-sided, good luck.

Of course if it is mutual or whatever the hell you call it, good luck. May your days be whatever the hell you want them to be.

Anyways, I think we've found out why he doesn't fap (or claims he can't at least).
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on May 24, 2009, 03:29:10 AM
Oh fuck it im just gonna say it cause being coy isnt working. Mode and I are a couple now. There, I said it.
It's true!
Mutual, to boot! Take THAT, internet!
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on May 24, 2009, 03:32:12 AM
It's true!
Mutual, to boot! Take THAT, internet!

Again, congrats, but must you be mean to E-Mouse?

Remember Ladies and Gentlemen, E-Mouse = Internet.

Apparantly he vomits at night a lot. This is how 4-Chan was made, apparently.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Sodium on May 24, 2009, 03:51:48 AM
To this topic in general:
IS THAT SO?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 24, 2009, 03:55:11 AM
Just get a Rumia avatar.

Or any avatar.

Or do LLS extra.

Or MS normal.

Whatever. D:
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Sodium on May 24, 2009, 04:19:04 AM
Just get a Rumia avatar.

Or any avatar.

Or do LLS extra.

Or MS normal.

Whatever. D:
1 & 2. I should do that

3.No

4.I beat MS normal. >_>
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Kanako Yasaka on May 24, 2009, 04:28:21 AM
I AM GOING TO SLEEP

:(
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on May 24, 2009, 04:33:26 AM
Good night.

I, on the other hand shall stay awa

*user fell asleep due to exaustion*
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Demonlord Pichu on May 24, 2009, 04:44:04 AM
Oh fuck it im just gonna say it cause being coy isnt working. Mode and I are a couple now. There, I said it.
I find this claim false and therefore demand further information be given for me to accept this as canon true.

Or not.

Whatever, I'm hungry. I'm going to gorge myself on itsy bitsy pizza rolls til I fall asleep watching some action movie I know shit about.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on May 24, 2009, 04:48:07 AM
I AM GOING TO SLEEP

:(
You must train yourself.
Look at me, this is the third day in a row without sleeping at all.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Greyn on May 24, 2009, 04:49:37 AM
You must train yourself.
Look at me, this is the third day in a row without sleeping at all.

Please, keep going for six more days.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on May 24, 2009, 04:50:14 AM
*user has woken up*

*reads posts made so far*

Three days in a row? Do you devour a lot of sugary stuff, or are you highly caffinated?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on May 24, 2009, 04:59:03 AM
*user has woken up*

*reads posts made so far*

Three days in a row? Do you devour a lot of sugary stuff, or are you highly caffinated?
It's mainly a mix of TVTropes and lots of water.
Oh, and 9 eggs a day. (Obviously mixing styles, I don't want to eat three daily omelettes)

Please, keep going for six more days.
Sadly, University onlw will allow me to pull this off one more day.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 24, 2009, 05:34:48 AM
I find this claim false and therefore demand further information be given for me to accept this as canon true.

Or not.

Whatever, I'm hungry. I'm going to gorge myself on itsy bitsy pizza rolls til I fall asleep watching some action movie I know shit about.

http://www.viddler.com/explore/retsu/videos/108/
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on May 24, 2009, 05:44:21 AM
I find this claim false and therefore demand further information be given for me to accept this as canon true.

Or not.

Whatever, I'm hungry. I'm going to gorge myself on itsy bitsy pizza rolls til I fall asleep watching some action movie I know shit about.
Those are gross after the fifth one.

And... it is quite canon. Quite.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Pedonymous on May 24, 2009, 05:48:13 AM
Every word... Eheheh...
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Greyn on May 24, 2009, 06:28:09 AM
In other news (Specifically pertaining to the running gag of stalking Donut):  My brother is apparently being transferred to the Portland PD.  In other words - My reach is long Donut, very long.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on May 24, 2009, 06:58:21 AM
This is all nice and dandy, but what exactly is the big deal behind the whole "omfg ijji modo and pedo are together" thing.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 24, 2009, 07:18:17 AM
I don't know. Do I look like I have all the answers to everything ever forever?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on May 24, 2009, 07:20:11 AM
I don't know. Do I look like I have all the answers to everything ever forever?

Does it look like I was asking you in particular?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 24, 2009, 07:24:40 AM
Oh man, it's like 9-6 all over again! EX-8 caused another one of my trademark StB-related psychotic episodes. =D Except instead of saying stuff like "sata andagi~" and "TAKE IT EASY YOU BITCH", I said stuff like "Anata tachi wa!" and "BATTLETOADS!", and the occasional badly sung Tsurupettan. But I finally got it...

And 10-3 too! JUST FOUR MORE SCENES LEFT! :O

In other news (Specifically pertaining to the running gag of stalking Donut):  My brother is apparently being transferred to the Portland PD.  In other words - My reach is long Donut, very long.

It'd be much easier for your brother to stalk my sister, since she goes to college in Portland.

Be careful though: She has a boyfriend, and he is a tourney player of Brawl. :O
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on May 24, 2009, 07:25:19 AM
I accidentally the internet on my keyboard.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 24, 2009, 07:29:59 AM
http://www.viddler.com/explore/retsu/videos/108/

pfffffahahahahah. Is it wrong that I hope he went through with that bit Proteus suggested at, like... near the end and decided to go and eat, like EIGHTY FRICKIN' PIZZA ROLLS.

...Then again, maybe that's just my inner horribleness speaking.

Does it look like I was asking you in particular?

Does it look I want to start an unending loop of questions that will only be responded to with questions?

I accidentally the internet on my keyboard.

...You should prolly' clean that up, then. Unless you really want all that internet on your keyboard to mess things up.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Tapsa on May 24, 2009, 07:41:13 AM
I don't know. Do I look like I have all the answers to everything ever forever?

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST (Why reply? - TAYGAY))
I wish
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on May 24, 2009, 07:43:21 AM
You no hungry for ban, you hungry for hotpockets.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Tapsa on May 24, 2009, 07:50:18 AM
me hungry for 40x parafragging jap airfield
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on May 24, 2009, 08:12:15 AM
Are we talking about Red Alert 3?

The Empire is hax.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on May 24, 2009, 08:15:31 AM
This is all nice and dandy, but what exactly is the big deal behind the whole "omfg ijji modo and pedo are together" thing.
It's GOSSIP!
Gossip is always lovely. You've gotta love junior high.
I'm supposed to be asleep... I can't! I'm too excited!
We're talking tomorrow...~
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on May 24, 2009, 08:23:47 AM
Wait, you guys go to the same school?

ah...young love, how nice.

reminds me of the 1990s when I first held hands with a girl, walking down memory lane, and I never touched no pussy then, it was my clean, my mind was clean and all I wanted was the girl go home on the same street as me, walking slowly and taking a small ice cream cone on a hot summer day, where we would gaze at the passing traffic and just mellow down the smooth.

It has been sometime.

(Advertising attached: looking for quick action TL note: sex)

lawlz. joking, but if you are offering and you are near, I would gladly take up your offer.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on May 24, 2009, 08:27:35 AM
Wait, you guys go to the same school?

ah...young love, how nice.

reminds me of the 1990s when I first held hands with a girl, walking down memory lane, and I never touched no pussy then, it was my clean, my mind was clean and all I wanted was the girl go home on the same street as me, walking slowly and taking a small ice cream cone on a hot summer day, where we would gaze at the passing traffic and just mellow down the smooth.

It has been sometime.

(Advertising attached: looking for quick action TL note: sex)

lawlz. joking, but if you are offering and you are near, I would gladly take up your offer.
It would be nice to go to the same school. But no.



Also,

wat.
I'm not sure whether to coo or be repulsed.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 24, 2009, 08:39:27 AM
Well. You could always take the third path and be simultaneously both yet neither in a comical paradox of sorts.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on May 24, 2009, 08:41:55 AM
It's GOSSIP!
Gossip is always lovely. You've gotta love junior high.
I'm supposed to be asleep... I can't! I'm too excited!
We're talking tomorrow...~

Gossip of that type is hardly something to be enthused about, but alright.

Maybe it's just my bias against teenager relationships...
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on May 24, 2009, 08:50:42 AM
Fine I will fuck the nearest tree that I can have.

surely drilling a dick sized hole in the middle is not that hard at 4am in the night is it?

I will try the national park by the way.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 24, 2009, 08:52:04 AM
Well... Good luck with that. Just don't get caught. ...Or get any splinters, for that matter.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on May 24, 2009, 08:53:08 AM
This reminds me...
Of that one story on Sankaku Complex. About the man who got stuck fucking park equipment.
I cried.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Mr_Bob on May 24, 2009, 08:54:13 AM
Maybe it's just my bias against teenager relationships...

My bias against relationships is .... I've never had one.
Nobody takes a fancy to Mr_Bob (*sheds a single tear).
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 24, 2009, 08:57:40 AM
Well, when I read that...I was just stuck between staring blankly or bursting out laughing, because what. I mean, seriously. Why would you even do that?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on May 24, 2009, 08:59:18 AM
I don't want to sleep.

I almost pity the man. The humiliation must be...
Good god. I feel bad for him now.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on May 24, 2009, 09:02:39 AM
I have no idea you can be turned on by park bench.

I mean, surely a tree with a hole where it should be is where is at.

also

http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/05/20/my-daddy-ate-my-eyes-man-bites-out-sons-eyes/

LAWLZ
I AM HARDKOREEE
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 24, 2009, 09:04:02 AM
Yeah...But, still. Man.... I want to know what he was thinking when he thought that was a good idea.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on May 24, 2009, 09:06:32 AM
Eyes probably taste awful.
Guess what I am reading.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 24, 2009, 09:10:08 AM
The link that was posted a few minutes ago.
Though, yeah. I'd imagine eyes wouldn't taste that good. Unless they were, like... Gummy eyes. Filled with bloody jelly. :V
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on May 24, 2009, 09:11:00 AM
Oh my god...

I love Sankaku Complex. anyone who complains is an idiot.

http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/05/20/men-gang-rape-porcupine-porcupine-rapes-back/

LOL

Rape rumia here NSFW here (http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/05/20/paperchild-fingering/)

http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/03/02/touhou-strippable-speaking-oppai-mouse-pad/

lol
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on May 24, 2009, 09:13:30 AM
The link that was posted a few minutes ago.
No. It involves a chair. And nostalgia of good times past.

Paper cuts.
I like the shota mousepad more. I want it.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 24, 2009, 09:20:42 AM
Ah. Fun, fun. Though, man. People are screwier than I thought. I mean, really? Porcupine raping?

...though, yeah, I can see that other thing leading to papercuts. No opinion on the mousepad, though
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: LHCling on May 24, 2009, 09:23:37 AM
The link that was posted a few minutes ago.
Though, yeah. I'd imagine eyes wouldn't taste that good. Unless they were, like... Gummy eyes. Filled with bloody jelly. :V
Find out!

...this Friday. Once I dissect it.

EDIT: for the record, I believe the eye to consist mainly of lipids (that is, fat)
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on May 24, 2009, 09:27:33 AM
"Oh, hey! What's with the gash on your finger? What is that, a paper cut?"
"..."

I want http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2008/06/30/flat-chested-mouse-pad/

And this http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/05/13/shota-penis-mouse-pad-unveiled/

NSFW DUH.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 24, 2009, 09:39:24 AM
...Well, if anything, those mousepads would be interesting conversation pieces. :V
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on May 24, 2009, 09:40:36 AM
Or fap/shlick pieces.
I don't know about you, but...~
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 24, 2009, 09:46:32 AM
Ehhhh... maybe. Maybe not. It'd depend on how bored i'd be, in all honesty. and if i'd even bother buying one in the first place, so. :V
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on May 24, 2009, 09:48:19 AM
I would if I was old enough to have a credit card.
I so would.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 24, 2009, 09:52:20 AM
Ah, I see. Well, I have one myself, but...eh. I never really use it much since there usually isn't anything i'd like to buy. Hell, my most recent purchase was, like... a couple of months ago, when I bought a headset 'cause I was fed up with Skypeing voiceless.

So yeah. :x
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on May 24, 2009, 10:16:41 AM
Traps being trapped are lovely.
But...
Scene kids suck.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 24, 2009, 10:22:49 AM
I... see.
what are scene kids, anyway?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on May 24, 2009, 10:28:30 AM
I... see.
what are scene kids, anyway?
These stupid fucks.
I just ranted about them on another thread.
http://www.luv-emo.com/scene-kids.html
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 24, 2009, 10:33:53 AM
And now I have learnt something new that I will probably forget a few minutes later due to my fucktardobad memory. :V

Okay, maybe not ten minutes later, but i'm just exaggerating the comical awfulness of my memory for the sake of it.

...seriously though. Thanks for the info. :x
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on May 24, 2009, 10:38:15 AM
Kill them. Kill them all. Dead.
Kill.
But anyways... playing Trans 2. And ogling Mariya kig tidbits.
Damn you, AF.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 24, 2009, 10:40:23 AM
In all honesty, I don't really feel like killing right now. Too much effort. That, and i'm relatively tired, and it's like... 6:40 AM. :v

...Oh, and my usual bouts of excessive laziness. That too. But mostly the former reasons though.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on May 24, 2009, 10:45:02 AM
It's 4:43 AM here.
I was going to stay up and talk to Pedo at 6:00 AM...
But there are some difficulties.
Now I cannot sleep. D: But...
Traps are great.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 24, 2009, 10:47:20 AM
I... see. Well, then. I... think i'll just go to sleep now as I seem ot be nodding off ever so slightly.
It's annoying and I don't really want to keep bothering myself with it every few minutes.
So, uh. Good night. :V
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Pedonymous on May 24, 2009, 12:54:59 PM
Hauuuu~, I feel guilty for sleeping...
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: WRATHIE_Beatrice on May 24, 2009, 12:56:57 PM
i am honestly amazed at the randomness around here... but i'm one to talk...
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Sodium on May 24, 2009, 01:02:26 PM
Hauuuu~, I feel guilty for sleeping...
Isn't it sad, Pedonymous?;_;
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Pedonymous on May 24, 2009, 01:05:56 PM
I didn't know Sweetheart was gonna stay up all night...
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: WRATHIE_Beatrice on May 24, 2009, 01:19:10 PM
Guys, who want to volunteer to be the lawyer to file for their marriage/divorce papers...
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on May 24, 2009, 01:21:08 PM
What the hell kind of conversations happen here anyway
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on May 24, 2009, 01:54:47 PM
What the hell kind of conversations happen here anyway
I dunno about you, but I've seen worse.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Pedonymous on May 24, 2009, 01:57:28 PM
Just marriage. :3
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on May 24, 2009, 02:44:21 PM
k back from Anime North.

*stares at Pedo*

...next victim...
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on May 24, 2009, 02:49:16 PM
I dunno about you, but I've seen worse.

Oh, this isn't bad at all. This is tame.

I just am very uncomfortable about relationship discussion.

Just marriage. :3

/me just sighs.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Kanako Yasaka on May 24, 2009, 03:21:13 PM
HEY GUYS IM UP NOW

:)
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Greyn on May 24, 2009, 04:18:41 PM
It'd be much easier for your brother to stalk my sister, since she goes to college in Portland.

Be careful though: She has a boyfriend, and he is a tourney player of Brawl. :O

Portland PD.... Pee Dee... Police Department...

DANGER! DANGER! NINTENDONUGGET!
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on May 24, 2009, 05:57:06 PM
Ok reading thread...

Oh fuck it im just gonna say it cause being coy isnt working. Mode and I are a couple now. There, I said it.

...I lost all respect to Pedo now.

Mode...I'm starting to lose your respect as well.

Me, I never even cared about relationships. And I don't regret this. I'm quite happy by myself, solitary from the rest, peace and quite with no annoying interruptions.

And if I'm bored from my solitary confinement, then I go to my friends to hang out with.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Pedonymous on May 24, 2009, 06:01:44 PM
Ok reading thread...

...I lost all respect to Pedo now.

Mode...I'm starting to lose your respect as well.

Me, I never even cared about relationships. And I don't regret this. I'm quite happy by myself, solitary from the rest, peace and quite with no annoying interruptions.

And if I'm bored from my solitary confinement, then I go to my friends to hang out with.
Well we're not like you, we enjoy each others company... Why are you being so bitter?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on May 24, 2009, 06:06:07 PM
Well we're not like you, we enjoy each others company... Why are you being so bitter?
Is this a subtle Y SO BUTTHURT?
...For shame.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Pedonymous on May 24, 2009, 06:06:49 PM
Is this a subtle Y SO BUTTHURT?
...For shame.
I'm just kinda worried about Gpop... Did I do something wrong?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on May 24, 2009, 06:08:52 PM
I'm just kinda worried about Gpop... Did I do something wrong?

Let me tell you something. I, and a few other people I know (and I won't mention any names), don't have a very good impression on you.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 24, 2009, 06:12:10 PM
I never have any idea what is going on in this forum when I wake up.

And the recent spam attack on Poosh has also made me lose even more faith in humanity. I didn't even know I had any left. I must have regained it when I started to get along with people again. It's gone now, though.

Anyway.

I took Donut's advice and all but timed out the stage 5 midboss, avoiding much of the latter half of Stage 5's spam. I screwed up and lost another life, but I have some good news:

(http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/7804/msquare01.png)

I HAVE LEARNED TO BOMB AGAIN. <3

And even Yumeko seemed easier than before. :) Though she still raped me. She was kinder about it this time, though.

...

And then Shinki came along.

"I remember Donut mentioned something about when her wings first burst out, that blue bullet spam, that the safespot is above Shinki, but when does that happeOHGOD"

*crash*

*scream*

sfx: *ZUN*

(http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/5268/msquare02.png)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

And that was Ruro failing at Mystic Square. Again.



@ Donut: You have this mental fanfic going on with you and the Touhou characters. Mind me asking where you placed Gengetsu and Mugetsu's home? I'm stuck on a certain point in White Rose, and I should like your help.
For now, I have them in a place called "Tsukuyomi Castle", but I need more material.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 24, 2009, 06:39:22 PM
Jesus, you guys really do make me look like a lurker the way you guys post like that.

@Ruro: So you didn't get above Shinki in time? I guess that's possible, since the time when her wings are forming is basically free damage time. Still, :(

Yeah, I forgot when precisely her wings show up. :(

And I wouldn't recommend taking stuff from my mental fanfic. Gengetu lives in a rather normal house in Makai near the portal between the worlds (for easy access to Gensokyo). I have little imagination for setting.

Bah. NORMAL HOUSES DO NOT SUFFICE FOR SUCH AN EPIC CHARACTER! I need castles! With turrets and fortified walls two metres thick! With high arches and vaulted ceilings! With a portcullis and a moat outside! I need medieval architecture!

.... maybe Tsukuyomi Castle should be more eastern in its design than all that, but anyway.

And let me stress again that this is the kind of thing I keep to myself for a reason...

Bah, I only pay attention to architecture insofar as it contributes to setting. Not being clear on some details in fiction is bad, but it's not inexcusable.

Well, it's also how my plots written on paper probably go under the crap fanfiction label, and my continuity makes ZUN look like a god.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Greyn on May 24, 2009, 06:49:15 PM
Ok reading thread...

...I lost all respect to Pedo now.

Mode...I'm starting to lose your respect as well.

Me, I never even cared about relationships. And I don't regret this. I'm quite happy by myself, solitary from the rest, peace and quite with no annoying interruptions.

And if I'm bored from my solitary confinement, then I go to my friends to hang out with.

Hahahahahahahaha, believe me, I can assure that it will eventually catch up to you.  One way or the other it will happen.  It is only a matter of time.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on May 24, 2009, 06:59:18 PM
And the recent spam attack on Poosh has also made me lose even more faith in humanity.
Damn you, thanks to that I facecrashed straight to a goatse post.

Why on earth would you go somewhere where I explicitly told you there was spam >_>

You've nothing to blame but your own curiousity.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Moerin on May 24, 2009, 07:02:33 PM
Damn you, thanks to that I facecrashed straight to a goatse post.
Oh god, that's still going on?

I never knew until this moment that it was possible to accrue negative faith in humanity, but I seem to have done so. Yay.

What say you, buddy? Which character shall we imagedump to combat it, if at all? I vote our great goddess Suwako.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on May 24, 2009, 07:02:59 PM
Hahahahahahahaha, believe me, I can assure that it will eventually catch up to you.  One way or the other it will happen.  It is only a matter of time.

I don't care, because I won't mind.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Greyn on May 24, 2009, 07:05:52 PM
Bah. NORMAL HOUSES DO NOT SUFFICE FOR SUCH AN EPIC CHARACTER! I need castles! With turrets and fortified walls two metres thick! With high arches and vaulted ceilings! With a portcullis and a moat outside! I need medieval architecture!

Bah, I only pay attention to architecture insofar as it contributes to setting. Not being clear on some details in fiction is bad, but it's not inexcusable.

You just reminded me of something..... Wonderous...  Time to find the pics.

I don't care, because I won't mind.

It will catch up to you.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on May 24, 2009, 07:09:39 PM
Oh god, that's still going on?
Ahem.
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Lost faith on humanity, and some youkai.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Sodium on May 24, 2009, 07:17:03 PM
Jeez Gpop, take it easy. Here, have some TTGL.

http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/3061/tengentoppamechs.jpg
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Greyn on May 24, 2009, 07:24:01 PM
Why settle for some cliche fantasy design for a castle when...

(http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/8121/lm1.th.jpg) (http://img188.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lm1.jpg)(http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/7333/imperialwarmongertitan.th.jpg) (http://img37.imageshack.us/my.php?image=imperialwarmongertitan.jpg)(http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/1451/imperatortitan.th.jpg) (http://img33.imageshack.us/my.php?image=imperatortitan.jpg)

An Imperator Titan is so much better?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on May 24, 2009, 07:49:26 PM
The mood is sad.
Be happy. Like this:
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d146/_Subaru_chan_/1243078342346.jpg)
I haven't seen a Shikieki yukkuri until now.
ITT Pedo is adorable.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on May 24, 2009, 08:53:55 PM
You people are crazy!

I sleep for a bit, then threads explode!

When I wake, they DIE!

I do not see any indication of the mood. As for happy, I don't know. Too much energy is needed for happy. Any kind of happy for that matter. Really happy would require a tremendous amount of energy spent, and perhaps a cigarette.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 24, 2009, 09:33:30 PM
So, in all honesty it's just too much effort required, right? :V
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Pedonymous on May 24, 2009, 09:41:02 PM
Hauuuu, I'm gonna get outta here until things calm down... I really don't get why you guys hate me all of a sudden.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Demonlord Pichu on May 24, 2009, 09:43:31 PM
More or less.

And they say it takes less effort to smile. Buncha bullshit.

Hauuuu, I'm gonna get outta here until things calm down... I really don't get why you guys hate me all of a sudden.
I don't hate you. Should I have any reason to?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 24, 2009, 09:46:24 PM
Hauuuu, I'm gonna get outta here until things calm down... I really don't get why you guys hate me all of a sudden.

..yeah, I don't have any reason to hate either. In all honesty, I just look upon everything with apathy so. ...yeah. :/
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on May 24, 2009, 09:47:37 PM
Hauuuu, I'm gonna get outta here until things calm down... I really don't get why you guys hate me all of a sudden.
Thirded. In fact, I kinda feel proud of you.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: helvetica on May 24, 2009, 09:48:23 PM
Hauuuu, I'm gonna get outta here until things calm down... I really don't get why you guys hate me all of a sudden.
I hate everyone equally :V
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Moerin on May 24, 2009, 09:48:44 PM
And they say it takes less effort to smile. Buncha bullshit.

It takes five muscles to smile, but absolutely none to maintain a look of mild indifference.

...And I don't hate you either, Pedo.  I likely don't know you well enough to hate you, though, but I digress.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Kanako Yasaka on May 24, 2009, 09:50:35 PM
I don't hate you.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on May 24, 2009, 09:51:40 PM
And I don't hate you either, pedo.
Duh.
<3
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 24, 2009, 09:54:15 PM
Besides. That hate would be such a waste of time. Time that could be better spent on hating something that's actually worth hating on. :V

Which would be hilariously difficult for me to find in all honesty so. Oh, and too much effort as well. I guess. :/
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on May 24, 2009, 09:54:21 PM
I hate nothing, yet everything at the same time.

I don't know, you figure it out.

I really have no reason, nor nothing to gain from hating you dood.

TAKE IT EASY
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 24, 2009, 10:14:14 PM
moar liek.

STEAK It Easy.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. (I love making lame puns. Also, there IS a brand of meat called Steak It Easy. It's pretty good for making cheesesteaks, but, it really... smells. Well, at least. That's what my mom says. I didn't really have any problems scent-wise.)
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Pedonymous on May 24, 2009, 10:29:56 PM
Oh, that's good... I'm really happy~ c:

NYAH NYAH GPOP~
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Kanako Yasaka on May 24, 2009, 10:32:36 PM
So anyway, I was attempting to upload an IaMP replay to show how bad I am, but I keep getting a MySQL error. I have no idea what's wrong...
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 24, 2009, 10:58:03 PM
I don't really hate you Pedo. I just think your posts have little to no content most of the time.

Also, I was feeding my cats, and suddenly this big fluffy cat came running up. This cat's a stray that's lived around us for at least a year, but this is the first time I've seen it try and eat with my other cats...it ran away BTW, so don't ask for pics. >_>

Pics ple- Oh, forget it.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on May 24, 2009, 11:05:47 PM
It will catch up to you.

And like I said, I won't care.

But the thing I'm somewhat feel irritated is ONLINE MARRIAGE. Not only that, but both Pedo and Mode are just being Attention Whores by posting about it in other threads.

And why I hate Pedo is for many reasons coming from the previous forum and still somewhat here.

And obviously these people aren't those "few people" that hate you.

TSO doesn't count, nor does Moogy.

I don't really hate you Pedo. I just think your posts have little to no content most of the time.

And this is one of the many reasons, though this isn't very big.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on May 24, 2009, 11:10:34 PM
Eh, I already said something about it on another thread. It's true, we do need to tone it down. Oh well.

In another news, there's a kid playing with a ball in my backyard, It's creepy.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Sodium on May 24, 2009, 11:13:54 PM
To this topic in general:
SO NANOKA?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on May 24, 2009, 11:14:36 PM
there's a kid playing with a ball in my backyard, It's creepy.

Kick the ball out of the yard. Far

Then kick the kid out the yard. Far.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on May 24, 2009, 11:20:54 PM
Kick the ball out of the yard. Far

Then kick the kid out the yard. Far.
Better option: Fire. Lots of it.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 24, 2009, 11:42:07 PM
...eh. Too much effort. I say use orbital sock-lasers and call it a day. Or maybe have someone do the 'Fire. Lots of it.' thing for ya. :V
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: helvetica on May 24, 2009, 11:58:31 PM
I hate because I care~ and yeah stupid faggot scene kids need to get off my lawn.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on May 25, 2009, 12:01:24 AM
Kick the ball out of the yard. Far

Then kick the kid out the yard. Far.

Follow second part of post. Alter yard to lawn.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on May 25, 2009, 12:02:55 AM
I hate because I care~ and yeah stupid faggot scene kids need to get off my lawn.
They took Touhou.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on May 25, 2009, 12:05:25 AM
I hate because I care~

We care about you too.

Only because you're one of the admins of this wonderful place.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: mad on May 25, 2009, 12:10:26 AM
Better option: Fire. Lots of it.

molten brass.

It's reusable.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on May 25, 2009, 01:13:20 AM
/me just sighs again.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Demonlord Pichu on May 25, 2009, 02:17:55 AM
Kick the ball out of the yard. Far

Then kick the kid out the yard. Far.
I did this once. Albeit it verbally.

His Mama really laid me out about it.

And before you go off saying "OMG Erebus, you're a monster for 'kicking' that poor kid!" Let me tell you that the kid in question was one of those kids you see on Super Nanny. Y'know the loud, bratty, 'Holy Shit I wish I could just strangle that little fuck' kinda kid.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Greyn on May 25, 2009, 02:25:31 AM
I hate because I care~ and yeah stupid faggot scene kids need to get off my lawn.

(http://www.doublepunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/dsc00064.png)

Fits TSO perfectly.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: helvetica on May 25, 2009, 02:32:11 AM
(http://i41.tinypic.com/in4cwk.jpg) always appropriate
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: deslar`ris on May 25, 2009, 02:45:26 AM
Wow... before this thread I thought I used to be odd, but this just made me sit up and say "What."

That aside; for some reason I really hate little kids. They're so damn loud. And I hate seeing parents just stand by them in public places and... they don't say a word to them. They let them run wild, it just blows my mind how a parent could care so little.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on May 25, 2009, 02:46:44 AM
Wow... before this thread I thought I used to be odd, but this just made me sit up and say "What."

That aside; for some reason I really hate little kids. They're so damn loud. And I hate seeing parents just stand by them in public places and... they don't say a word to them. They let them run wild, it just blows my mind how a parent could care so little.
I hate little kids, too.
Do you know how awful it would be to raise a little me?
I am my own birth control.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Pedonymous on May 25, 2009, 02:51:26 AM
If I had kids, they'd prolly just sit in the corner and read... :3
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on May 25, 2009, 02:56:08 AM
If I had kids, they'd prolly just sit in the corner and read... :3
I guess that implies tying them up, or mentally scarring them at a young age, right? Because if not, it'll be impossible.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: WRATHIE_Beatrice on May 25, 2009, 03:00:04 AM
i actually agree with u on this.
kids are a bundle of energy that can be tapped on like how the matrix does.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on May 25, 2009, 03:01:05 AM
Fucking hate little kids. Fucking annoying little fucks.

At least my sister isn't half as annoying as the rest.

I guess that implies tying them up, or mentally scarring them at a young age, right? Because if not, it'll be impossible.

Mentally scarring is having Pedo as a father (you can change the name to whomever you like) =3
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Pedonymous on May 25, 2009, 03:04:49 AM
That was mean.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on May 25, 2009, 03:06:04 AM
That was mean.

Why hello there I didn't see you around =/
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Pedonymous on May 25, 2009, 03:08:11 AM
:(
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 25, 2009, 03:10:44 AM
Guys, you're spamming again~

BTW, I'm actually really good with kids. Some of them. I seem to be able to relate to them a lot more than most people I know...>_>

I hate kids.

I just thought of something cruel to say, but I'm not mean like you guys.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on May 25, 2009, 03:13:13 AM
Guys, you're spamming again~

Man I'm not the one who posts on the phone 24 fucking 7.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 25, 2009, 03:24:38 AM
I just thought of something cruel to say, but I'm not mean like you guys.

Well. Tell it to me, then. And then i'll tell everyone that. I'll be like a radio, except several times more idiotic. :V
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Demonlord Pichu on May 25, 2009, 03:47:30 AM
I just thought of something cruel to say, but I'm not mean like you guys.
Say it. You suddenly caught my curiosity as to how 'cruel' this phrase really is.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 25, 2009, 04:01:39 AM
Oh, it's just about how he hates kids and his pictures he has posted...:P

I really don't like making these kinds of jabs though.

I knew where you were going with that. >:) ...and I don't really have a proper rebuttal either.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 25, 2009, 04:45:56 AM
This thread confuses me, so all I shall do is post lovely badass Cinque.

(http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/9190/cinque.jpg)

And now I am thinking of Magical Girl Lyrical TSO-chan for some reason.  ???

omg white rose is taking forever to finish
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 25, 2009, 04:48:51 AM
We're just making fun of Kanako Ruro.

BTW, how's that 4koma coming along? =D I wanna know how I look.

Donut halo.

That is all.

...Huh? I don't understand at all...

Wait...XD are you serious? I can't wait to see it.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Moerin on May 25, 2009, 05:08:12 AM
So it turns out that I suddenly have a deep hatred for kids too.

This has nothing everything to do with the fact that someone's still trying to turn Poosh into a second /b/.  Sigh.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: deslar`ris on May 25, 2009, 05:18:33 AM
This has nothing everything to do with the fact that someone's still trying to turn Poosh into a second /b/.  Sigh.

There's really nothing we can do about it either, and that's what annoys me. If poosh had active mods that would somewhat help, but eh.

Odd how I'm probably only a few years older (or same age) as some of those idiots at /b/ and yet, we behave so differently. Humans can be so idiotic, hence why many of us have no faith in humanity.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: helvetica on May 25, 2009, 05:20:06 AM
And now I am thinking of Magical Girl Lyrical TSO-chan for some reason.  ???
Because you know I'm that awesome.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 25, 2009, 05:33:19 AM
So it turns out that I suddenly have a deep hatred for kids too.

This has nothing everything to do with the fact that someone's still trying to turn Poosh into a second /b/.  Sigh.

Truth be told, I'm still not sure what you guys see in Pooshlmer beyond the images. I'd think it's hard to have a sense of community in a place like that...
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on May 25, 2009, 05:36:06 AM
It's a community?
I look at it as nothing more than an image board.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: WRATHIE_Beatrice on May 25, 2009, 05:42:09 AM
Poolshlmer has ur credit card number, internet login number and etc

it's a cmmunity naturally  ;)
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: deslar`ris on May 25, 2009, 05:46:36 AM
Poosh is like.... a pet fish.

You think "oh hey cool, it's swimming around" for the first few days then "it's just swimming..." but you still have to feed it. The feeding in this case is taking a look and maybe contributing (I don't think I ever have though...)
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on May 25, 2009, 06:16:54 AM
This whole Poosh turning into /b/ issue makes me remember the "Newfag summer" on /m/...
It started last year and it's still as strong as ever.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on May 25, 2009, 06:36:07 AM
Pooshlmer is just silly. I don't bother with such a place.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Greyn on May 25, 2009, 06:44:37 AM
I don't get the appeal of those boards, they always struck me as cesspools of idiocy whenever I 'observed' one.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Mr_Bob on May 25, 2009, 07:48:54 AM
Where there are humans, there will be stupidity.

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." - Einstein

I just try to turn my stupidity into something amusing. It is a real travesty when people act stupid for the sake of being stupid.

One more thing, are we going to get more Lessons from Cirno?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Prody on May 25, 2009, 08:15:14 AM
About the universe...its not really infinite. Its just really big, and constantly growing.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: helvetica on May 25, 2009, 09:59:41 AM
I wish I were a magical girl :(
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on May 25, 2009, 12:21:18 PM
I never had faith in Poosh at all.

I only go there for some new music and a few images, but that's it. I don't even bother posting there anymore.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Demonlord Pichu on May 25, 2009, 01:41:48 PM
About the universe...its not really infinite. Its just really big, and constantly growing.
But if it's constantly growing doesn't that make it infinite in a sense?

...Oh wait, one of the ways the universe is said to end will be it grows too large...or something I forgot the details but that's what'll happen, or so I read.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Pedonymous on May 25, 2009, 02:06:29 PM
The Big Freeze.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Some Ordinary Dood on May 25, 2009, 02:07:44 PM
Time to fix!

The Big Cheese.

ok, Fixed.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 25, 2009, 04:31:17 PM
Today I'm off to go see this ceremony for a freakishly large flag donated to our town. I caught a glimpse of it before, and it is SCARY. Like, it's bigger than our house, and that's saying something.

Are you...excited? O_o
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 25, 2009, 05:02:25 PM
>i don't understand poosh etc

That's probably 'cause you haven't been posting there for two years straight.  ;)

And looking at the archives, oh my god I really have been posting with a name for about two years by now-- more, actually.

In unrelated news, I watched Slumdog Millionaire last night and it is awesome <3 Reminds me of Water (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_(2005_film)) for some reason.

What weirded me out was the fact that the ending credits theme, which are otherwise in Hindi, have a few stanzas of Spanish mixed in. I was confused when I actually started understanding portions of the song. I mean, why Spanish? Not that I mind.

I also went to a party yesterday. I was constantly being fed for about four hours as a result. We were talking about what we had done after graduation (which was just ten days ago! It feels like so much longer...) and then we sang silly love songs into the karaoke machine, so we had ten girls around two microphones singing My Heart Will Go On very loudly, to varying degrees of success (some of them were good singers; others like me were not). Then we put on dance music and had a spontaneous rave in the living room, then ran outside into the rain, at which point I took out my sexy sexy camera and took photos. Then we just stayed outside playing.

Oh, it was wonderful. I love my friends.

And believe it or not, this is the sort of environment I am writing Satori Eye Z in.  ???
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Moerin on May 25, 2009, 05:10:25 PM
Speaking of Poosh... Is it safe to go back now?  Or is it still, y'know, Goatse City over there?

It's gone now, thanks to the admin last night. Jeez, is it so much for me to want J to appoint me as a mod? :(

Also, I don't get why you're scared, Donut.  A flag that big just screams "awesome!" to me.  But then I'm weird like that.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 25, 2009, 05:48:06 PM
Well the flag was...heh. See, it didn't fly. They hoisted it on the pole, but there wasn't enough wind to support it. XD I did manage to take one good picture one of the three or so times it extended to full length, but like Aya said at one point in StB, there are some things a picture can't properly say. That thing was HUGE.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Pedonymous on May 25, 2009, 05:53:49 PM
Big flags gave me nightmares when I was little... ._.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Demonlord Pichu on May 25, 2009, 09:18:07 PM
Big flags gave me an urge to make them my capes when I was little~

(Shut up, I played too much Super Mario World back then).
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: helvetica on May 25, 2009, 10:57:08 PM
Poosh is a lost cause.  He refuses to let anyone else mod the boards and this is far from the first "invasion".
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on May 25, 2009, 10:59:42 PM
Today I'm off to go see this ceremony for a freakishly large flag donated to our town. I caught a glimpse of it before, and it is SCARY. Like, it's bigger than our house, and that's saying something.
BEST
FLAG
EVER
YEAH

Lookie, it's a 4x4 reply.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 25, 2009, 11:03:33 PM
Poosh is a lost cause.  He refuses to let anyone else mod the boards and this is far from the first "invasion".

I have come to learn that, yes.

:(
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Edible on May 25, 2009, 11:04:11 PM
BEST
FLAG
EVER
YEAH

BFEY
ELVE
SAEA
TGRH
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on May 25, 2009, 11:05:13 PM
Speaking of Poosh... Is it safe to go back now?  Or is it still, y'know, Goatse City over there?

It's gone now, thanks to the admin last night. Jeez, is it so much for me to want J to appoint me as a mod? :(

Also, I don't get why you're scared, Donut.  A flag that big just screams "awesome!" to me.  But then I'm weird like that.

D: Goatse City?!?

dear lords... what happened to Poosh?!?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on May 25, 2009, 11:35:13 PM
dear lords... what happened to Poosh?!?
What happens to every imageboard eventually.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 26, 2009, 01:01:31 AM
(http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/4467/picture032j.jpg)

Here's the decent picture of the flag BTW. Again, you really don't get a sense of how BIG this flag is from the picture. Do note though that this was taken over 50 meters away from the flag, just to give you a sense of scale.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Sodium on May 26, 2009, 01:04:57 AM
Why would you need such a huge ass flag? it's not even a World Record(Probably not).
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 26, 2009, 01:06:18 AM
It was a donation from some guy. We don't know why either.  :-\ The best part? It won't be flown in bad weather, which would be the only time there was a gust of wind strong enough to make it flow like a normal flag. XD
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: deslar`ris on May 26, 2009, 01:13:12 AM
Bloody hell... that thing looks like one of the huge flags they have at car dealerships near the highway. Can't imagine how hard it would be to fold it without ever hitting the floor.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on May 26, 2009, 01:39:06 AM
D: Goatse City?!?

dear lords... what happened to Poosh?!?

Lurk more =/

Also,
*American Flag*

Here's the decent picture of the flag BTW. Again, you really don't get a sense of how BIG this flag is from the picture. Do note though that this was taken over 50 meters away from the flag, just to give you a sense of scale.

It's scary because it's America!
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 26, 2009, 03:19:20 AM
EX-7 cleared! I dunno why the same method I've been doing every single time suddenly worked now, but...

I also recleared EX-6. Most god awful form of streaming ever. TT_TT It's even worse that THAT is all streaming.

And 10-6...I just made a breakthrough. It's BS, but it's MICROMEMORIZABLE BS.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Kanako Yasaka on May 26, 2009, 04:15:33 AM
Ugh, I just had a horrible mood swing.

I'm a completely different person when this happens. It happens frequently, but it hasn't been this bad for a couple of years.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: helvetica on May 26, 2009, 04:50:07 AM
Ugh, I just had a horrible mood swing.

I'm a completely different person when this happens. It happens frequently, but it hasn't been this bad for a couple of years.
You uhh.. might be bipolar and probably want to get that checked out :|
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 26, 2009, 04:53:37 AM
I could happily kill someone right now.

<3 <3 Spamfilter

[22:48] * Yanderuro chops up a large barrel of strawberries
[22:48] * Yanderuro is splattered all over with red
[22:49] <Yanderuro> Ahahahaha, ahahahahahaahahaha, AHAHAHAHAHAHAA~
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 26, 2009, 04:56:30 AM
You can kill me. <3

I've captured every spell card from EoSD to MoF if that gives you any inspiration.

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

(http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/6725/yukarage.jpg)

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Oh hey, it's Yuka.

*defeats on lunatic*

I thought you'd never played PoFV.

LLS, my dear Ruro. LLS.

But then you haven't captured every spell card from EoSD to MoF.

Now I can't kill you D:

Yes I have! I've played PoFV, and have captured every spell card from every opponent at one point or another. Does the bullet density change on lunatic? I thought it was only the AI.

Oh god now I'm crying. Literally crying. My mother is just being completely idiotic and this is just not working. I will probably cut something apart like I have before. Last time it was a plant and I had to lie and say the cat cut it apart with her claws.

Heh? Real life issues? All I can do is allow you to take out your rage on me now.

Or give you ways to constructively extinguish your rage. For example: If you are angry, kick your cat.

Aaah. I just wish I could cut something apart and watch it die or have someone hug me.
I am nothing short of twisted when I get this angry. Now I can't even breathe. My throat feels really hot for some reason.

I know how that feels, honest. I don't know the circumstances, so all I can say to do is do something you like and wait for the feeling to go away.

You know I would hug you right now if I could, right?
Even though I physically can't...
/me spontaneously hugs Donut and doesn't let go

/me Stoicly allows hug

You spelled "stoically" wrong. :P
And thanks.

Blah. And no problem. I'm not known for being good at comforting others, but I try.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 26, 2009, 05:49:16 AM
...well. That's a thing to walk in on. :x
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on May 26, 2009, 06:23:34 AM
I ignore the reasons, but seeing stuff like this every once in a while makes me feel... I don't know, maybe warm inside. [/cheeziness]

On unrelated news, due to a STUPID mistake, I have to skip lunch tomorrow. That, or breakfast, and skipping breakfast is literally painful.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 26, 2009, 06:35:41 AM
Eughh...I'd imagine. Better to skip lunch than breakfast, then. Less pain and whatnot. In any case, uhhh... Good luck with the remainder of the day after that, tehn?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Momiji on May 26, 2009, 06:39:59 AM
skipping breakfast is literally painful.

I almost never eat breakfast.  =O

In fact I usually only eat once a day.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: helvetica on May 26, 2009, 07:09:08 AM
Breakfast?  What's that?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 26, 2009, 07:48:52 AM
SCENE 10-6 CLEARED

 :D :D :D

TAKE THAT SHIKIEKI!

I'VE CLEARED EVERY ONE OF YOUR SCENES!

she will once you start spelling her name correctly

SHE DOESN'T DESERVE IT, THAT CHEATING BITCH! :D

How do you spell it then?

And she'll what?

Cleanse you of your many sins.

REPENT

She needs to cleanse herself of her sin of USING BUBBLE BULLETS IN THE MOST SADISTIC WAY POSSIBLE.

So it's Shikieiki? Whatever. And I'm suddenly a bit down, because in comparison 10-5 and EX-2 are very anticlimactic for the last two scenes in StB I've yet to clear. :(

It DOES leave a nice close to a long day though. 'Night.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: LHCling on May 26, 2009, 07:55:53 AM
Another 'i' after the 'e'.

Also, I can't go to dinner, because it's raining, and I have to go to the dining hall to eat (i.e. outside, across the road for like 2 mins) ;_;

It's raining rather heavily too.

EDIT: the rain died down a bit. I might consider taking the chance!

...nope it went back up. Thank goodness I didn't go.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on May 26, 2009, 08:33:31 AM
Breakfast?  What's that?

people who don't eat breakfast are fat.

or are going to be fat.

mark my words with yellow.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on May 26, 2009, 11:18:03 AM
I think I may have just met someone who shares my tendency to randomly laugh like an idiot maniacally :V

Plus she's a fellow weeaboo, or something. I don't give free passes to people who call Nogizaka Haruka no Himitsu yuri, though >|
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 26, 2009, 06:19:53 PM
What joy! Thursday and Friday are going to be half days! I love school and all, but it's high time for it to be over.

Enjoy it while you still can, young 'un. High school was one of the best times of my life.
God I feel old.

I am. I'm not really looking forward to the day I graduate.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Moerin on May 26, 2009, 06:42:19 PM
Just remember that it's nothing but a downward spiral of ever worsening problems after you leave.  Have fun!
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Tenbatsu! Myon Rabbie on May 26, 2009, 07:16:11 PM
UNINSTALL, UNINSTALL
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on May 26, 2009, 07:48:05 PM
High School is fun. I'll miss it when I graduate.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Moerin on May 26, 2009, 08:07:28 PM
If high school is supposed to be the best days of your life... Then it explains why my life seems so crappy most of the time.

Sigh... I envy those who have good memories of high school, I really do.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Sodium on May 26, 2009, 08:31:04 PM
High school isn't really about the education as it is about the social interaction. Although the education is a nice plus.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Moerin on May 26, 2009, 08:37:29 PM
Well, about the social interaction thing...

Let's just say I made a lot more friends after I left high school than I ever did whilst there.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Sodium on May 26, 2009, 09:38:36 PM
Well, about the social interaction thing...

Let's just say I made a lot more friends after I left high school than I ever did whilst there.
It's not about making friends. It's about interacting with people. Friends or not.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Moerin on May 26, 2009, 09:46:34 PM
Okay, I'll admit it, I was that one weird guy who sat at the back of the class and never talked to anyone.  Y'know, the really sad, pathetic, nerdy guy?  That was me!

...And now that I've been reminded of it, I'm going to go sit in the corner, listen to MCR and CUT MYSELF!  I hope you're happy!
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Sodium on May 26, 2009, 09:53:32 PM
Don't worry, Rin. Have 47 minutes of pure, touhou remix awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BAvLYgq5m0&e&fmt=18
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6823162

No, I do not know how someone made a 47 mintue vid on Youtube.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Edible on May 26, 2009, 10:30:36 PM
No, I do not know how someone made a 47 mintue vid on Youtube.

Old director account.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 26, 2009, 10:38:16 PM
I got my ACT scores back today. Is a composite score of 26 good or bad?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: LHCling on May 26, 2009, 10:47:22 PM
http://www.actstudent.org/scores/norms1.html

...Google'd. Unfortunately, I can't give any more insight other than that.

From what I've read on that page, it seems like you're part of the top 15% (or somewhere about).
Somebody else should probably clarify, since I have no idea how this system works  <_<

EDIT: 4/8 for my last assessment for Chemistry, wtf is going on.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 27, 2009, 01:10:16 AM
ITT, avatar wars.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Sodium on May 27, 2009, 01:17:58 AM
ITT, avatar wars.
Is that so?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Kanako Yasaka on May 27, 2009, 01:31:01 AM
I'd edit donut's avatar to a Patchkkuri with panties on her head but I think his avatar is nice as it is.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 27, 2009, 02:27:49 AM
Heh, I are teh master photographer. StB is cleared completely.

Well, not exactly...since this WAS after I cleared my score.dat, there's still 4 I've yet to recapture:

8-3 (HATE this one)
8-5 (eh...I just haven't put major effort into it)
9-4 (I'MMA FIRIN' MY SPEAR BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)
Oh that one was so much fun
9-6 (Sata Andagi~)

 :( okay
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Sodium on May 27, 2009, 02:34:54 AM
Nintendonut. Get the Vsynch patch. PCB and EoSD movement is so smooth. =3
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on May 27, 2009, 03:01:57 AM
O_o;; at Kanako's "i <3 donut"

I never knew.

I did it to him. At one point, Donut's was "i <3 kanako" to match. In fact I think I'll go do that now.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Pedonymous on May 27, 2009, 03:17:22 AM
MotK is a dating service.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on May 27, 2009, 03:22:04 AM
ITT Roneriness.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 27, 2009, 03:37:34 AM
ITT Roneriness.

Ehhh... I think that's too easy of a subject. Let me change it for you.

Subject is now bread

Discuss. :V
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on May 27, 2009, 03:41:20 AM
Ehhh... I think that's too easy of a subject. Let me change it for you.

Subject is now bread

Discuss. :V
Still too easy.
ITT, Snipers.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: deslar`ris on May 27, 2009, 03:45:19 AM
Still too easy.
ITT, Snipers.

They kill people? Have to calculate wind speed and direction. Can't make a sound, can't be seen, have to prevent the scope from reflecting sunlight....  Is there anything else?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on May 27, 2009, 03:48:22 AM
MotK is a dating service.

Damnit is there no place sacred from dating service?!?!?!
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 27, 2009, 04:05:00 AM
Yes. You're just not looking hard enough is all.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Momiji on May 27, 2009, 04:06:06 AM
MotK is a dating service.

I haz chance. XO
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on May 27, 2009, 05:33:19 AM
Damnit is there no place sacred from dating service?!?!?!

I would gladly a blind date accidentally the whole you if you don't mind.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: helvetica on May 27, 2009, 05:48:35 AM
I got my ACT scores back today. Is a composite score of 26 good or bad?
Above average.  I got a 32 though when I took it (and a 1500 on the SAT, before essay was part of it) >>
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 27, 2009, 06:04:08 AM
Above average.  I got a 32 though when I took it (and a 1500 on the SAT, before essay was part of it) >>

Makes your name quite ironic then. :V

Also:

(http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/1699/shoottheslut.png)

~ After about 10 months of not really hard work (I didn't play for 6 months), I have 85 scene success!

And now I can stop posting my progress on StB here. >.>

EDIT: BTW, in case anyone ever wonders what goes through my head when I play Touhou...well, during 9-6 I was playing the latter part of this video in my head.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6no6nEtlAo&fmt=18
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: helvetica on May 27, 2009, 06:13:17 AM
Makes your name quite ironic then. :V
That's the whole point of me taking it, I'm not really that stupid.  On the contrary I'm probably a genius >>.  I just tend to make really really idiotic decisions.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on May 27, 2009, 06:32:21 AM
And survived a day without lunch.
Best part of it? I finally got my monthly pay! (That comes from my mother BTW, I'm still too much of a NEET to work).
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on May 27, 2009, 10:22:53 AM
To declare that openly makes you an hero.

not that I am any better, I wish I was NEET, life would be easier.

Also, I forgot where I installed my Vagina (aka Photoshop)
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on May 27, 2009, 01:15:04 PM
Now the sudden reference to orifice and genitalia, so typical... zzz
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on May 27, 2009, 01:17:13 PM
MotK is a dating service.

You should be ashamed of making it so -_-

Also, I think there's a girl in this class that I'm in that likes me =/.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on May 27, 2009, 01:25:35 PM
You should be ashamed of making it so -_-

Also, I think there's a girl in this class that I'm in that likes me =/.

Well then, GO FOR IT!

or, since you don't like relationships(possibly from one that went bad)...

DON'T GO FOR IT!

Either way, wouldn't it be a good idea to clear the air?

also

Also, I forgot where I installed my Vagina (aka Photoshop)

Well, have you tried the PINGAS (search engine)?

in other news, I am probably a half NEET.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on May 27, 2009, 02:58:14 PM
You should be ashamed of making it so -_-

quoted for fucking truth man
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: SONIC BHOCOLATE STRIKER on May 27, 2009, 03:40:19 PM
Don't worry, Rin. Have 47 minutes of pure, touhou remix awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BAvLYgq5m0&e&fmt=18
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6823162

No, I do not know how someone made a 47 mintue vid on Youtube.

Wow.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Moerin on May 27, 2009, 03:44:35 PM
...And that's why Suwako is my favourite little froggy.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Demonlord Pichu on May 27, 2009, 04:25:39 PM
You should be ashamed of making it so -_-
I agree. Ha Ha!

In other news: I watched Kung-Fu Panda the other day. Shit's pretty awesome.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 27, 2009, 07:53:09 PM
Oh wow, today is AWESOME. I got my math test back, and got an 83%. However, I only need to retest one section if I retest, and this section is one that I now fully understand! This means that if I can retest, unless the retest is one of those bastard retests that changes the things used, I can get 100% on this test, pushing my grade to an A! :O (BTW: Retest)

And in P.E, we ran the mile for the last time...

I. GOT. 7:33! :D That is the best I have EVER done (previous all time record was 8:15). I learned that getting Night of Nights stuck in your head can keep you running even when you feel like you're about to die.

And then we did archery. I suck at archery, but it's fun. :)

And we have two half days after this due to seniors needing to do...stuff.

And best of all! After lunch is over, I get to draw elk for the rest of the day.

DRAW. ELK.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Moerin on May 27, 2009, 08:15:38 PM
Downward spiral, Donut.  That's all I'm saying.

...The elk thing is pretty awesome, though.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Drake on May 27, 2009, 09:15:00 PM
I learned that getting Night of Nights stuck in your head can keep you running even when you feel like you're about to die.
Yeah getting repetitive songs in your head is the best way to keep you from keeling.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on May 27, 2009, 09:17:22 PM
Yeah getting repetitive songs in your head is the best way to keep you from keeling.
It's simpler than that, really. Even having a couple of inspiring words on your head has that effect.

...And it's called a Mantra.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Sodium on May 27, 2009, 09:54:47 PM
Donut. You know how you said you always had trouble with Yuyuko's second card on Lunatic? I captured it on my first try. >_> While I was thinking "It'd be funny if I captured this just to spite Donut". >_>

=3

...Also, I captured more of Yuyuko's cards then Chen's cards. And Alice's cards. lolwut?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Kanako Yasaka on May 27, 2009, 09:59:10 PM
something extremely awesome happened today brb pics
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on May 27, 2009, 10:11:36 PM
Well then, GO FOR IT!

or, since you don't like relationships(possibly from one that went bad)...

DON'T GO FOR IT!

Either way, wouldn't it be a good idea to clear the air?

Well once again I'm not interested in relationships, but I'll have to make sure if she really does like me.

If so, well...I'll have to figure this out =/. She's a nice, cute girl, so this'll make things a little hard.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 27, 2009, 10:11:48 PM
Do these elks have...

EYE LASERS?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on May 27, 2009, 10:19:33 PM
If so, well...I'll have to figure this out =/. She's a nice, cute girl, so this'll make things a little hard.
Man, the chance of a lifetime!
I'm not forcing you to do it, but damn I'd feel bad to reject her if I was in your place.
But yeah, your best bet for now is to assess the situation and act accordingly.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on May 27, 2009, 10:27:01 PM
Man, the chance of a lifetime!
I'm not forcing you to do it, but damn I'd feel bad to reject her if I was in your place.
But yeah, your best bet for now is to assess the situation and act accordingly.

Yeah I know, but first I need to know if she DOES like me.

If not, I'll look like such an ass if I ever decide to go for it. I'll just have to pay more attention to how she acts around me.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Sodium on May 27, 2009, 10:28:06 PM
Well once again I'm not interested in relationships, but I'll have to make sure if she really does like me.

If so, well...I'll have to figure this out =/. She's a nice, cute girl, so this'll make things a little hard.
...What if she did a really good cosplay of Koishi? =3

...Yeah, I felt like asking that for some reason.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on May 27, 2009, 10:32:56 PM
Yeah I know, but first I need to know if she DOES like me.

If not, I'll look like such an ass if I ever decide to go for it. I'll just have to pay more attention to how she acts around me.
Yeahm that's why you need to investigate, and to do it HARD so you're certain of her feelings.
But whatever happens, I wish you good luck.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: helvetica on May 27, 2009, 10:35:16 PM
You people are dumb :V (and Trance is cute)
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on May 27, 2009, 10:38:21 PM
...What if she did a really good cosplay of Koishi? =3

...Yeah, I felt like asking that for some reason.

Man...you sound exactly like me friend.

Seriously, he was asking me the same questions about girls like that. Then I countered him with Flandre and Remilia =/.

So yeah I won't answer that.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Jana on May 27, 2009, 10:47:35 PM
Hmm... My mile time is better than Donut's. Then again, not many get close to 6 minutes. I'll never get under that again, though... My personal best is 5:54, but this was before my health went downhill at the end of senior year.
And Archery is fun. I used to be a part of my high school's Archery Club.
ACT scores? I got a 30 on mine, but then I failed college, so yeah...

It feels like it's been a while since I stopped in, but without regular laptop access, I haven't done much in the way of leisure lately.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 27, 2009, 11:44:11 PM
Mile runs are fun.

/me is an ex-cross-country runner

Hooray injuries.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 27, 2009, 11:46:32 PM
I heavily dislike mile runs, because I feel like I've been punched in the stomach when it's all over. I had to lie down for like three minutes until I could move again (thankfully it's sunny, so there weren't any adverse effects to doing so)...BUT I FINALLY GOT SUB 8:00! :D It's like I 1cc'd normal mode in physical activity!

Also, what kind of injury would force you to be an ex cross country runner?

Incredibly severe ones that have delightful side effects such as not being able to walk for two months and (partial) muscle death.

Yikes...sorry. That's actually why I don't like physical activity: Because stuff like that might happen.

In other news, spiders in bathtubs are funny.

Gpop, you somehow read my mind. O_O
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on May 28, 2009, 12:16:51 AM
In other news, spiders in bathtubs are funny.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/191110

And while we're in the discussion of sports somewhat.

FUCK YEAH FC BARCELONE WON THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WOO!
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on May 28, 2009, 12:47:31 AM
Mile runs are fun.

/me is an ex-cross-country runner

Hooray injuries.

Same.

I'm much better as a sprinter, though.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on May 28, 2009, 01:00:53 AM
I hate running.

I run when I have to, but I don't like to run.

I spend my energy swinging things around in sword-like fashion. I like swords

I once did fencing, so yeah.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Jana on May 28, 2009, 03:07:55 AM
I used to run a lot... In sophomore year, my gym teacher wanted me to join cross-country. I'm not healthy now, though.

And that flash Gpop posted makes me nostalgic. No time to watch it now, though...
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 28, 2009, 05:13:55 AM
Donut is making me post this here in exchange for his "photos" of "elk".

(Seriously if you're so good at StB, learn to focus. :P)

Anyway.

(http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/8372/dualshootersketch.png)

And yes that is my stationery shut up
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 28, 2009, 05:15:13 AM
And here are my...derp...elk.

http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/2677/picture033h.jpg

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/4900/picture034joj.jpg

BEST FOCUS EVER.

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9168/picture035u.jpg

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/4620/picture036p.jpg

BEST PUN EVER.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Kanako Yasaka on May 28, 2009, 05:33:55 AM
Well THEY were doing it ;_;

(http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/9906/img0374n.jpg) (http://img291.imageshack.us/my.php?image=img0374n.jpg)

It's midnight and I'm bored so I drew that epic recreation of Ruro's sketch.

I'm especially fond of Siki and that cat that looks like it's from Yume Nikki.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Mr_Bob on May 28, 2009, 07:54:58 AM
Ha ha ha ha! I LOVE the way power outages reset all the clocks in the house and temporarily disables Mr_Bob electronically. Ugh.
(Just occurred at aprox. 00:45 Pacific Time)
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 28, 2009, 06:12:19 PM
It's midnight and I'm bored so I drew that epic recreation of Ruro's sketch.

Kekekekeke. What does the caption next to Yumemi read?

And yeah, my stationery is A★W☆E★S☆O★M☆E
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 28, 2009, 06:52:13 PM
So yay, half day. I think I'm actually going to use this time and do something I haven't done in years: Yard work. In a great many places, weeds have been taking the place over. Our sidewalk (yeah, our property is so big we have SIDEWALKS) is getting hard to maneuver because the weeds are so overgrown. I'm going to use these AWESOME hedge clippers against them, but I kinda wish I had a scythe instead. Like Elly's scythe. :(
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 28, 2009, 07:45:32 PM
By request, here is episode 2 of elk.

http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/2104/picture037hfz.jpg

http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/3977/picture038hgm.jpg

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/8901/picture039ugq.jpg

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/7279/picture040h.jpg

Yes I realize now that I forgot Cone's name on two panels. I'll fix that up for the real thing...

BTW, if you guess where I got the exciting names "Cane" and "Cone", you win a prize. Seriously.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 28, 2009, 08:17:47 PM
Hell if I know. I'm just gonna take a wild (and most definitely incorrect) guess and say you just picked two objects at random and said '...eh. Good enough.'. :V
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Pedonymous on May 28, 2009, 08:20:14 PM
That sounds about right. :/
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 28, 2009, 08:24:42 PM
Nope. Try again. I'm serious when I say I'll reward you if you guess it right BTW.

Hint: You're more likely to get "Cane" than "Cone", but both are related.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 28, 2009, 08:57:30 PM
14:49 Ruronya: Hey N. Theorist, remember what you said about me playing Subterranean Animism?
14:50 Rin Satsuki: Um... I think so.
14:50 Ruronya: That the world would come to an end if I did?
14:50 Rin Satsuki: Yes... I don't like where this is going.
14:50 Ruronya: Personally, I happen to like the world. So I didn't want it to come to an end.
14:51 Ruronya: And then I played MS normal.
14:51 Ruronya: And then I died to Luize.
14:51 Ruronya: And now I want the world to come to an end.
14:51 Ruronya: brb playing sa
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Kanako Yasaka on May 28, 2009, 08:59:50 PM
Kekekekeke. What does the caption next to Yumemi read?

And yeah, my stationery is A★W☆E★S☆O★M☆E
I was saying how AWESOME you made Yumemi's hair in your sketch.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 28, 2009, 09:06:31 PM
14:49 Ruronya: Hey N. Theorist, remember what you said about me playing Subterranean Animism?
14:50 Rin Satsuki: Um... I think so.
14:50 Ruronya: That the world would come to an end if I did?
14:50 Rin Satsuki: Yes... I don't like where this is going.
14:50 Ruronya: Personally, I happen to like the world. So I didn't want it to come to an end.
14:51 Ruronya: And then I played MS normal.
14:51 Ruronya: And then I died to Luize.
14:51 Ruronya: And now I want the world to come to an end.
14:51 Ruronya: brb playing sa

Oh god, who knew my drawing elk would cause the end of the world?  :'( That says something about my drawing skills...
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Moerin on May 28, 2009, 09:10:17 PM
Bad Donut!  You know you shouldn't invoke the Apocalypse like that!
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 28, 2009, 09:11:49 PM
Worse, I'm off to assault nature now. Unless Yuka hates weeds (they ARE a time of plant...), we're all screwed doubly over. D:
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 28, 2009, 09:27:34 PM
Knowing my luck, i'll prolly' survive both. And then ascend to godhood for no reason whatsoever.

No seriously. My luck is fucking crazy sometimes.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 28, 2009, 09:41:52 PM
Flash news. I have to take a practice CLEP Algebra test instead of going off to play SA.

... you kids got lucky.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 28, 2009, 09:44:29 PM
...For now, right? :V
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 28, 2009, 09:44:44 PM
*whew* Now I'm safe from one apocolypse.

Pulling weeds is hard! D: Especially when there's a full garden's worth and more of them in various areas around our house. I attacked, pulled, uprooted (sometimes; some have REALLY thick stalks), and disposed of three wheelbarrows worth of weeds and there's still so much more to go. D: I'll save that for tomorrow...

And again, I want Elly's scythe. That would make this SO much easier than hedge clippers (and more fun too).

EDIT: And Ruro, PLEASE. Unless you want Remilia to be the ruler of hell when we die, do NOT use Marisa B! You will HATE yourself even more than you already do!
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Moerin on May 28, 2009, 09:49:16 PM
You're only delaying the inevitable, Ruro.  The world shall end, and it shall be by your hands.

Personally, I'd welcome such an Apocalypse (Rurocalypse?), but that's just me.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 28, 2009, 10:11:20 PM
Ahahahaha lol. Sixty questions. Ninety minutes. I ended up getting 22 of them right, with 45 minutes to spare, because I had no idea what I was doing and just clicked B for almost all of them. I got 37%... which is honestly better than I expected, since you only need 51% to pass and I haven't done algibberish in six years.

Pulling weeds is hard! D: Especially when there's a full garden's worth and more of them in various areas around our house. I attacked, pulled, uprooted (sometimes; some have REALLY thick stalks), and disposed of three wheelbarrows worth of weeds and there's still so much more to go. D: I'll save that for tomorrow...

Welcome to my life a few days back. I was plowing earlier to prepare the soil for gardenin', and it was backbreaking. But then it rained on and off in a torrential fashion, so the next day was laughably easy, since the soil was softer.

And again, I want Elly's scythe. That would make this SO much easier than hedge clippers (and more fun too).

No, it would not. You would cut off the top of the weeds, yes, but you would leave the roots entirely in the soil and they would just grow back in a matter of days. More importantly, the movement of a scythe might have loosened some of the weeds' seeds and scattered them over a larger area, which means more problems later on.

Though I will admit that the idea of Elly using a scythe to tend the flower gardens around Mugenkan is deeply amusing.

EDIT: And Ruro, PLEASE. Unless you want Remilia to be the ruler of hell when we die, do NOT use Marisa B! You will HATE yourself even more than you already do!

What? ;_; Why? She served me well in the demo. Also, options exploitation. Plus I hate myself a lot to begin with, so it'd be really hard to make that worse.

And Hell sounds like a nice, relaxed place. Speaking of, I'm gonna go visit its streets. See you in a bit, gonna go play SA--

EDIT: Or I will be interrupted by dinner time. DAMN YOU! I WILL PLAY SA TODAY, I VOW IT!

EDIT2: Or by my mother randomly wanting me to come watch a movie with her at the local theatre. Damnit, why is all creation conspiring to pull me away from my impending apocalypse?!
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Sodium on May 28, 2009, 10:33:20 PM
Bah. Next week is going to be fun. Newspaper assignment thing, Good Copy of English ISU, accounting assignment, Compsci Assignment, and Civics crap probably. And I have to finish the rough copy of my English ISU right now, and I have an accounting test tomorrow.

Next week is my last week, and I'm going to be gone 2 days of it!

All I have are loleasy final exams.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 28, 2009, 10:42:24 PM
Damn your mom! D:

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Though I will admit that the idea of Elly using a scythe to tend the flower gardens around Mugenkan is deeply amusing.

If I could draw or write, this would be a great "OMG IDEA" idea.

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What? ;_; Why? She served me well in the demo. Also, options exploitation. Plus I hate myself a lot to begin with, so it'd be really hard to make that worse.

Let me tell you a story. Flash back to last September, when I was, believe it or not, only a hard level player. SA normal was kicking my ass, and really frustrating me (after all, a hard player should be able to trivialize normal mode). No matter what I did, I would get clip deathed in the worst place possible or out of power with no chance of getting it back. I was using Marisa A and Marisa B, because I insisted that Reimu wasn't as good as Marisa in this game. I don't think I knew that Marisa had a hitbox like 150% the size of Reimu's (or however much bigger), but still...it was hell.

And then one day I decided to try Reimu A for the first time in weeks, just for kicks. Suddenly, clip deaths severely decreased, I could actually do damage, the bomb was relatively powerful (for SA), and I 1cc'd it my first try.

Along with Marisa's horrible hitbox, Marisa B, while its options are interesting and even useful at times, has one fatal flaw: Not a single shot type that can be used practically does any good damage. Her straight basic shot is I think almost as weak as the homing type, and even shotgunning with the spread shot does little damage. The bomb is great if you get on top of the enemy, but think about how likely that is in Touhou...

So yeah. Other than having possibly the hardest Satori battle, Reimu A is pretty much the only way to go. Reimu C's also alright.

EDIT: Oh god Mugetu and Gengetu just got so much more awesome.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Jana on May 28, 2009, 11:53:10 PM
I liked Reimu B. I can just stop shooting to pick up my items, so I can take it easy instead of trying to graze everything. But yeah, damage and bomb aren't any good... The Satori fight's just fine if you're patient, though.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 28, 2009, 11:59:22 PM
If anyone's interested, we're watching some gory movie on Mogulus now.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Pedonymous on May 29, 2009, 12:09:43 AM
Aw damn... Busy.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on May 29, 2009, 12:17:53 AM
I'd go, but my intenet is so crappy that it even causes lag to IRC.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Sodium on May 29, 2009, 01:34:34 AM
And then it ended. It was pretty shit too.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Kanako Yasaka on May 29, 2009, 01:36:44 AM
Well that was an experience.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 29, 2009, 02:45:39 AM
Dare I ask waht was an experience?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on May 29, 2009, 02:47:37 AM
I missed experience due to soccer game.

Which we won =/.

Btw what movie was it?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 29, 2009, 03:59:01 AM
I'm scared Ruro, why isn't the world dead yet?

If you wake up tomorrow, feel safe. That means I didn't get the chance to play SA tonight. Thanks to RPing a romance with Kerigis. >_>

I'm scared Ruro, what'll happen if you lose your idiot maiden powers? D:

I don't know... but you must be strong, my little Donut! You must!

I seriously don't know how I'll go on without your orange text. ;_;

Don't worry, my little Donut... everything will turn out all right...hopefully.
/me pets Donut

/me has drooped ears

Also, you missed another mind-raping Japanese movie. D:

I went to go watch an existential-crisis inducing American movie instead. Don't feel bad. Chin up, dear.
Well, g'night. Don't let the bedbugs bite-- that goes for you too, Theorist~

I don't think we have bedbugs...unlike that one woman who stabbed her ear and brain out after a millipede tried to crawl in her ear.

SPIRALZ.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Moerin on May 29, 2009, 05:07:25 AM
The world hasn't ended yet?  Damn, that means I still have to go to work...

Sigh.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on May 29, 2009, 05:11:09 AM
If you wake up tomorrow, feel safe. That means I didn't get the chance to play SA tonight. Thanks to RPing a romance with Kerigis. >_>
You need to play SA sooner!
Also, D'aaaaawwww...
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 29, 2009, 05:12:38 AM
Eh. I guess i'll miss you guys when the world ends. 'Cause, yanno. I'll prolly' manage to miraculously survive and wahtnot. So. Yeah. I'll really miss the lot of you. :V
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Moerin on May 29, 2009, 05:15:41 AM
Meh, I'd probably survive too.  Because the world hates me like that.  So it'd just be me and you, alone together, for all eternity.

At least, until I finally snap and kill us both.  But there's no reason why we can't be happy together until that happens, right?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 29, 2009, 05:17:05 AM
Don't worry, I'll dodge the apocolypse. <3 Can't be THAT hard.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Demonlord Pichu on May 29, 2009, 05:18:14 AM
I won't miss a single one of ya! Cuz I know I'll at least see one of you in Makai Hell.

Besides the end of the world never scared me much, I think of it as a 'putting the earth out of it's misery' sort of thing.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 29, 2009, 05:19:20 AM
Yeah, I suppose so. Though i'll prolly' go their the slow way. :V Because i'm strange like that.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: helvetica on May 29, 2009, 05:21:02 AM
The World Ends With Me.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 29, 2009, 05:27:23 AM
...Oh man. That is gonna end in a trainwreck. Such a ludicrous trainwreck. I do not know why, but something is telling me that it will. :x
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Moerin on May 29, 2009, 05:28:57 AM
If the world ends, it'll probably just restart in a more perfect form anyway, where everyone loves each other, Rin Satsuki is the main protaganist of Touhou and Ruro is the unquestioned lord and master of Earth.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on May 29, 2009, 05:37:33 AM
The World Ends With Me.
I lol'd more tha I should have.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 29, 2009, 05:41:41 AM
If the world ends, it'll probably just restart in a more perfect form anyway, where everyone loves each other, Rin Satsuki is the main protaganist of Touhou and Ruro is the unquestioned lord and master of Earth.

I see I have no place in such a world...

*drapes cape over self, walks into the sunset*

Oh god my eyes that sun is bright...
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Demonlord Pichu on May 29, 2009, 05:50:44 AM
If the world ends, it'll probably just restart in a more perfect form anyway, where everyone loves each other, Rin Satsuki is the main protaganist of Touhou and Ruro is the unquestioned lord and master of Earth.
Aww, I want dark and edgy post apocolyptic world filled wit mutated monsters, and shit. Also since Ruro got the title as Lord and master I take the title of Tyrant AND Secret Boss

Now to have myself gain the ability of reincarnation so that whenever I am killed I simply reincarnate to a stronger body~
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on May 29, 2009, 10:36:53 AM
I will play the guy who betrays the two masters and lords and jump start my own army.

later defeated by hero working together with final boss to overcome my superb powers.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on May 29, 2009, 10:46:36 AM
Jesus Mongolian Space Lizards! How could you guys probate a pretty jailbait like Ice fairy? (although yes...it is somewhat annoying, but hey. Aren't girls meant to be? (to guys at least, you constant nagging for closing the toilet lid amuses me plenty))
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: LHCling on May 29, 2009, 11:17:22 AM
I see I have no place in such a world...

*drapes cape over self, walks into the sunset*

Oh god my eyes that sun is bright...
Sunsets are usually not very bright at all. Neither are sunrises.

Speaking of eyes:

(contains dissection details)
We had an eye dissection today, as I have mentioned. It was extremely fun. Very tough to cut though, even with a scalpel. The jelly vitreous humor leaked from the moment I was half way through cutting. Then we took the lens out, which proved to be quite difficult without trying to damage it. And then the lens leaked because it was damaged... very sticky  >_>

Following that, we had various eye tests and whatnot. Turns out my eyes are below average, with my left being sub-par (6:7 vision in metric), and right eye being only average (6:6). I don't need glasses though.

Yes, my practical classes are quite strange, no?

---

Also:
Jesus Mongolian Space Lizards! How could you guys probate a pretty jailbait like Ice fairy? (although yes...it is somewhat annoying, but hey. Aren't girls meant to be? (to guys at least, you constant nagging for closing the toilet lid amuses me plenty))
I appear to have missed something.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on May 29, 2009, 11:38:52 AM
Ice fairy (for short), is a new member. She openly posted a picture of herself in the pictures thread, and I thought she looked jailbaitly cute, (saying so because I am remarkably old and saying she is cute makes me sounds likes I want to sexually abuse her on the internet or something), is probated.

So yeah...ze.
I didn't know posting "eye" instead or "I" is that bad.
Or was there some other reason?

Damn the CEO club is growing.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Moerin on May 29, 2009, 12:00:18 PM
Ah, dissections...  That takes me back.  Good times, good times...

Never got to do an eye, though.  The most I ever got to dissect was a heart, which was fun I guess.  Still...
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on May 29, 2009, 01:26:21 PM
I mutalated a pigeon.

Well, actually it was a disecting that I was doing wrong, so yeah.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on May 29, 2009, 01:33:49 PM
I didn't take Biology.

I suck at those classes, so I didn't get a chance to dissect a rat.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on May 29, 2009, 01:38:00 PM
I didn't take Biology.

I suck at those classes, so I didn't get a chance to dissect a rat.

I dissected a frog, and inflated a pig's lung til it exploded. It was cool.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Moerin on May 29, 2009, 01:48:07 PM
...And this is the reason why biology is the best science.  Anyone who says otherwise is either lying or delusional.

Amen, m'boy. Amen.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 29, 2009, 02:10:18 PM
Ugh, I did NOT enjoy dissecting that baby pig last year. More than being disgusting, it was just...frustrating and boring.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 29, 2009, 06:55:55 PM
Elk progress: 5/12 pages done! No I am not posting any more, because seriously, it gets worse and worse.

So only two more weeks of school...this has been possibly my favorite school year of them all. But you know what I'm not going to miss about this year? The people in my Fish and Wildlife Ecology class! The class is pretty small, and at least, if not more than half of them are your stereotypical rednecks. It's so hard to work when they're continuously talking about stuff like SHOOTING the elk, slapping each other with rulers, talking in an annoying voice they think is hilarious, lifting up tables, and trying to make each other admit they're gay.

There's a reason I don't socialize with many people...
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 29, 2009, 07:37:25 PM
...half of them are your stereotypical rednecks. It's so hard to work when they're continuously talking about stuff like SHOOTING the elk, slapping each other with rulers, talking in an annoying voice they think is hilarious, lifting up tables, and trying to make each other admit they're gay.

... this is your ecology class? Wow, I don't even want to think about how your other classes are. Take comfort in the fact that you're worse off than I am, 'cause my buddies were largely tree-hugging pacifists.

So when I woke up this morning, I wanted to procrastinate further on playing MS normal and SA in general, and I couldn't play my favourite Touhou game, either, Touhou Soujiki, since I played that last night. And EoSD had thoroughly kicked my ass last night (I got to Remilia with three lives and two bombs left, less than when I first beat her. And then I died.)

So, I did something I literally hadn't done in six months or so.

I fired up Scarlet Weather Rhapsody.

I want to get back into the fighters, but I've forgotten most of my movesets. So I kicked the shit out of Tenshi in story mode normal, then trounced arcade mode lunatic, just to prove that I still could. I'm starting to remember how to play with Raymoo again. With time, I should be back at my former level with Sakuya and Reimu when the game first came out (I was in Mexico at the time and 503-tan was having her laughs with Poosh, it was great). Story mode hard tomorrow, then lunatic, then beating lunatic with all the characters, and then-- and only then-- headin' off to #iamp to get my ass kicked from wall to wall. Should be fun.

And the reason I can't do it tonight (or play Maid RPG for that matter) is because I'm going to participate in revelry and debauchery with my friends in a final graduation party today (and stretching into tomorrow, prob'ly). This will be awesome~
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 29, 2009, 07:47:25 PM
I was wondering why the world was still here...

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... this is your ecology class? Wow, I don't even want to think about how your other classes are. Take comfort in the fact that you're worse off than I am, 'cause my buddies were largely tree-hugging pacifists.

Oh, this is my worst class in that respect. My animal science class has some similar people (like this moron who likes to make rooster sounds every 30 seconds and this autistic kid who while annoying has given me some interesting perspective on life from his actions...), but most are fine.

So Ruro's good at all the games that aren't the shooters? Geez, now I'm jealous. :(

Isn't it sad? I wish I could be good at the shooters, too, but they elude me. Otherwise, though, you're quite right.  

Have fun at your party, I guess. BTW, I'm a jerk who never says anything nice.

It takes practice and will. 's all. Not like it comes naturally or easily, especially when you don't want to be.

Well, it's hard when the guy doesn't even TELL you why you're a jerk, and never answers any of your questions (this is spurred by Foxy Methoxy 9 on the channel BTW...).
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 29, 2009, 09:38:29 PM
Double posting FTW. I'm regressing...

But in Pre Calculus, I just thought up the weirdest analogy ever. For posterity, I'll write it down here.

You see, winning as scum in Mafia is a lot like Ran's survival spell card, Kokkuri-san's Contract, where the cage is the game and all the other bullets are the arguments and accusations. As soon as it begins, arguments fly in random directions that are easy to dodge, but you still can't get caught in the crossfire. After a point, the arguments become more focused and pointed, and the game moves along. To survive, you must not only move with the game, but avoid getting caught by the arguments (in other words, since this is a survival spell card you're a lurker scum. :P).

As the game goes on and moves around, arguments change, sometimes stop (although there are SOME that never go anywhere else), but are always moving. At some points you can just relax and sit where you are, but before you know it the game starts moving again and you have to keep up with it, lest you get caught and have to bus one of your scum buddies (bomb), if it's not too late (death bombing is a cruel mistress. D:)

Eventually, the game starts getting smaller as other players drop out. As the game gets smaller, more arguments fly in your direction, and you feel cornered. It takes a lot of skill to get out of the way of these things, but it's possible. And eventually...you survive, pull out your Yuyuko doll, and end it all. :P

Personally, I think it's rather clever. And no, I was not really paying attention in math today. :V
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: helvetica on May 29, 2009, 11:30:34 PM
Ice fairy (for short), is a new member. She openly posted a picture of herself in the pictures thread, and I thought she looked jailbaitly cute, (saying so because I am remarkably old and saying she is cute makes me sounds likes I want to sexually abuse her on the internet or something), is probated.

So yeah...ze.
I didn't know posting "eye" instead or "I" is that bad.
Or was there some other reason?

Damn the CEO club is growing.
You didn't see the smartass PM I got after I asked nicely to stop it.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Kanako Yasaka on May 29, 2009, 11:53:37 PM
I got one too!

(http://i343.photobucket.com/albums/o455/KirkOBob/facedesksmash.jpg)

Oh geez.

Nice filename, btw.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: WRATHIE_Beatrice on May 29, 2009, 11:57:13 PM
/me facepalm

good god.. here goes the drama again.. can't say he's not RP-ing it well
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 30, 2009, 01:16:42 AM
Welp. Nothing I could care about. So. What's next on the agenda?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Sodium on May 30, 2009, 01:29:04 AM
If it's any constellation, she does the Cirno RP well.

PCB Lunatic is a pretty cool difficulty. eh likes to have stage 3 as difficult as stage 4, 5, and most of 6 and doesn't afraid of anything.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on May 30, 2009, 02:37:06 AM
...And this is the reason why biology is the best science.  Anyone who says otherwise is either lying or delusional.

Amen, m'boy. Amen.

Sorry to break it to you, but to me it's the worst. I can't fucking do that shit.

Well then, you just suck :P Bio is the best science, hands-down.

Also, little miss Ice Fairy doesn't seem to get what it means to stop apparently. I was about to tell her to stop politely or to face the wrath of TSO, but I guess she got to her first =/.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: helvetica on May 30, 2009, 02:43:40 AM
Sorry to break it to you, but to me it's the worst. I can't fucking do that shit.

Also, little miss Ice Fairy doesn't seem to get what it means to stop apparently. I was about to tell her to stop politely or to face the wrath of TSO, but I guess she got to her first =/.
What wrath :V

I'm hardly a bloodthirsty person, you've got to do some concentrated stupid to get on my nerves.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 30, 2009, 03:35:32 AM
Unless you're me, in which case anything goes.

I mean, it's not like I'm really bitter over the whole probation incident (something cuh-RAZY always happens around here), but I at least hoped there was a reason behind it.

And that's why you keep bringing it up, right? :P
Arbitrary or for a reason, it happened. Just accept it and move on.

NEVER! I WILL NEVER GIVE UP THIS VENDETTA I HATE TSO >:(!!!!!!!!!!!!

Or not.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: LHCling on May 30, 2009, 05:05:31 AM
...And this is the reason why biology is the best science.  Anyone who says otherwise is either lying or delusional.
For the record, I absolutely hate the majority of biology. Actually, I should be saying "Physiology", since that's what I'm doing.

I can't ever seem to do get a grasp of things. It's boring. The concepts that you need to learn are boring. The only thing I seem to be able to get is the anatomy of the human body, minus the muscles because they're too awkwardly named. And similarly named.

---

And wow at the PM. Even more because my internet proxy was down until now (3 p.m.), and I return to this.

Guess there's always something interesting happening around "here". Maybe I should visit this part of the forum a lot more often.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 30, 2009, 05:23:53 AM
Ruro, do you happen to rock at HRtP too?

Everyone sucks at tHRtP. No exceptions.

BECAUSE D: SARIEL YOU SUCK!!!! TT_TT

omg sariel, I was about to win when that bitch pulled a second form out of his ass

Her, Ruro. Her. Sariel's a she.

Not according to VIVI he isn't >_>

Use your imagination to discover why she insists that. :P Unzan's the first male boss.

She finds fanart to back it up-- not to mention draws it herself. I don't understand that girl. She takes a series like Touhou, where there are laughably few males, searches for yaoi, somehow finds ten kingdoms' worth of it, and when that's not enough, she draws her own.

And that is why VIVI is awesome.

Yeah yeah, but that doesn't change the facts. Sariel never struck me as anything other than female, especially in her OFFICIAL art. >_>

I can't even remember the official art by this point.  :-\

If I ever 1cc this again I'll get a screenshot for you.

And I've beaten HRtP hard with default lives and both routes. I can actually consistently 1cc the Jigoku route, but the Makai route...D:

I guess I just suck at danmaku puzzle games. :V Then again, I never learned how to bomb. Maybe I would live longer if I learned how to bomb.

Also, have you noticed? I'm back. Before midnight. My friends wanted to go off and do their drunken drug-induced descent into debauchery thing, but I wanted to just go home and sleep. Despite my insinuations, I don't get involved in any of that kind of stuff.

Oh good. You don't seem like the kind of person to do that kind of stuff. You're a good girl. *pets Ruro*

It's sometimes more fun to pretend that I do. No, I never get involved. I spend my time as an ascetic student, artist, and writer, after all.
*nya*

THERE. I BEAT SARIEL ON HARD MODE WITHOUT BOMBING. I DON'T CARE HOW MANY CONTINUES IT TOOK, I BEAT HER.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Drake on May 30, 2009, 05:29:11 AM
I actually find it pretty funny that she could RP Cirno so terribly. Because somehow the only way to do so was to replace every single "I" with eye, terrible spelling and faked cluelessness.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Demonlord Pichu on May 30, 2009, 05:37:12 AM
Everyone sucks at tHRtP. No exceptions.
Except for those who don't play it. For one cannot suck at a game they do not play.

Or something.

Christ, I hated that game.

oh god kimeemaru is hot
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Mr_Bob on May 30, 2009, 07:34:19 AM
Biology and Physiology aren't bad by any means, however I think Chemistry trounces both.
But I'm probably in the minority when I say that.

And at BaitySM:
What species was the eyeball from?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: LHCling on May 30, 2009, 07:49:46 AM
Biology and Physiology aren't bad by any means, however I think Chemistry trounces both.
But I'm probably in the minority when I say that.

And at BaitySM:
What species was the eyeball from?
Chemistry owns.

And all the dissections we've done so far (spinal cord, brain, eyes) have items coming from sheep.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 30, 2009, 07:55:06 AM
So in conclusion:

Play the Makai route if you want a brutal, unforgiving game that will test your ability to handle a rough and flawed system.

Play the Jigoku route if you want to have fun.

1cc'd Jigoku hard route without even bombing on Konngara. :P It's actually fun this way.

BTW Theorist, I present further proof that that picture should not prove that Reimu has breasts and just binds them (and you're still going to Jigoku for even SUGGESTING the main character of Touhou has boobs):

(http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/5891/whatthehellh.png)

With art skills like THIS, how can you in good conscience say that ZUN made Reimu have breasts in that ONE picture on purpose?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on May 30, 2009, 08:45:25 AM
Chemistry is the best duo singing on J pop music scenes now.

fact.

anyone who disagrees shall face my poetic wrath of Touhou porn. (with scat and chairs)
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 30, 2009, 09:58:58 AM
Oh, goody. Is this a prelude for something that could degenerate into a horrendous trainwreck? 'Cause if it is...

Mind if I take a seat?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Demonlord Pichu on May 30, 2009, 11:32:34 AM
anyone who disagrees shall face my poetic wrath of Touhou porn. (with scat and chairs)
*TATARI Smile*
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Moerin on May 30, 2009, 01:18:47 PM
Donut, I'm already going to hell for many more things than simply insisting that Reimu binds her breasts.

Which she does.  Because she has boobs.

Also, Shingyoku was the first male boss, Sariel and Konngara are both male, Touhou yaoi can feasibly exist and VIVI is, in fact, awesome.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: WRATHIE_Beatrice on May 30, 2009, 01:20:19 PM
binding doesn't mean she has boobs.. but i'll take ur word for it  ;)
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Demonlord Pichu on May 30, 2009, 02:56:45 PM
Sariel's androgynous, but who cares?

Also Rinnosuke having no mention in Yaoi? What the hell, man?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on May 30, 2009, 03:34:18 PM
binding doesn't mean she has boobs.. but i'll take ur word for it  ;)

You quite simply do not bind if you do not have boobs.

Srsly, boobs are indecent, that is why you bind them.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on May 30, 2009, 04:01:30 PM
You quite simply do not bind if you do not have boobs.

Srsly, boobs are indecent, that is why you bind them.

Actually, you can just cover up the area.

a female chest is a female chest, no matter how flat and barren it is.

but... wait a sec...

Chemistry is the best duo singing on J pop music scenes now.

fact.

anyone who disagrees shall face my poetic wrath of Touhou porn. (with scat and chairs)

anyone who disagrees shall face my poetic wrath of Touhou porn. (with scat and chairs)

Is that so~?

*disagrees with Ahoge Fairy*
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on May 30, 2009, 04:58:04 PM
Letty's thread is more funny than insulting.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 30, 2009, 06:49:21 PM
Taking the colloquialism of the word "boobs" to mean "mammaries", then by definition all mammals have "boobs", because by definition, all mammals lactate--the root word of mammal is the Latin word mamma, or breast--and possess mammaries for that very purpose. Therefore all mammals, from whales to cats, have breasts.

Therefore, Reimu, being a human, and by extension a mammal, has breasts.

They're just small.

Anyway.

I woke up this morning, and was kind of bored. So I sat down at my laptop and beat Reimu's Story mode on Hard.

(http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/7534/swrhardclear.png)

This is honestly not difficult, but it does confirm to me that I have at least remembered Reimu's basic moveset. My next move will be to beat all story modes on Hard. I'll start after I come back from a day out at a rather relaxed, old-school theme park called Lakeside this afternoon.

Oh, but I was still a bit bored, and so I scrounged around my spellcards, and I found a rather interesting gem in Patchy's cards. I'm no Patchy player-- that's Ruka's thing-- but I do like exploiting her for all she's worth at times.

(http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/5554/royalflaaaaaaaaaaare.png)

Plus, I wanted to take my brand-new Sun Sign「Royal Flare」out for a spin.

Now, off to the theme park!
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 30, 2009, 07:27:05 PM
 >:(

Damn it, I HATE IT when I sleep past noon! My mom should know this...>_< Whenever I sleep past noon I end up feeling more sleepy than if I woke up at 9:00. It feels like I've already wasted half the day...THAT WAS MY DAY TO WASTE!!!!

*sigh*

EDIT: And yes, I do feel like stage 5 Yuka right now.

*does that thing where stage 5 Yuka snaps out of it and wakes up more*

A theme park? It's been years since I've been to one...:(
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on May 30, 2009, 08:05:30 PM
Damn it, I HATE IT when I sleep past noon!
Been there, done that.
In fact, I've been asleep until the sun sets.
SEVENTEEN FUCKING HOURS ASLEEP
anyone who disagrees shall face my poetic wrath of Touhou porn. (with scat and chairs)
Come 'ere!
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Moerin on May 30, 2009, 08:10:38 PM
Sleeping past noon?  If it's the weekend, I'm usually not up until the middle of the afternoon.

...Then again, I'm usually up until about 5 or 6am, so that might explain it.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 30, 2009, 08:16:38 PM
14:11 nintendonut888: We ARE Forest Grove
14:11 nintendonut888: The most redundant name EVAR!
14:11 Tenshi Ruronai: Heh.
14:12 nintendonut888: It's actually funny. I learned something in Japanese class
14:12 Tenshi Ruronai: Oh?
14:12 nintendonut888: You can write our city's name in katakana, "Foresuto Guroobu"
14:12 nintendonut888: But you can also spell it in kanji
14:12 Tenshi Ruronai: Hooray \o/
14:12 nintendonut888: "Forest" is represented by three tree-shaped kanji, which aptly mean "tree"
14:13 nintendonut888: And Grove is the same, except it is two in a different arrangement.
14:13 Tenshi Ruronai: So...
14:13 nintendonut888: So in kanji, our city is five trees
14:13 Tenshi Ruronai: It's even more redundant in Japanese than in English?
14:13 nintendonut888: Yep. \o/
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Tenbatsu! Myon Rabbie on May 30, 2009, 08:44:08 PM
CAN I HAZ ABUUUUSEMENT?!
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 30, 2009, 08:55:11 PM
No. Now go away. Before my typing craps out and you have to face the horrifying consequences.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: AntKiller on May 30, 2009, 09:00:40 PM
/Flame mode 1

About the Little Ice Fairy,
Yes she does RP Cirno.. On Youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/user/ClRNO
But she is so stupid hiding stuff that she can't even hide her new acc because of the "eye" thing:
http://www.youtube.com/user/RElMOO

She added my brother on MSN other day, my brother...
Wait, lemme quote it.

Quote
Reimu says (2:52 PM):
 how did eye fail?
 eye didn't do anything
SSS! AntKiller says (2:53 PM):
 idk
 thats what he said
 D=
 and that you are a 30yo guy DX
Reimu says (2:53 PM):
 nuuh.
 eye told him
 this guy
 was being mean to me
 because eye was ignoring him
 and hecalled me a 30yo pedo
 your brother is stupid

Quote
Vile Lasagna Nnnn~UUURRYYAAA!!!!! -> http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=62CB9672FA103F79 says (3:16 PM):
 Reimu says (14:52):
*you didn't block me
Vile Lasagna Nnnn~UUURRYYAAA!!!!! -> http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=62CB9672FA103F79 says (14:55):
*Apparently not...
Reimu says (14:55):
*yup
*thankies for telling weir thingiis to AntKiller
*wierd*
*and innocorect*
*you should block me now
*or
*hnns
*let me do that for you~<3
Reimu says (14:56):
*bbai ^-^

/flame mode 0

(This was a free flaming broadcasted by AntKiller - Because I just woke up and my stomach hurts - And because my brother made a good pasta today so I can't go against him - and...)


*AntKiller was slapped by the admin.

K, I'll stop now.. =P
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on May 30, 2009, 09:17:42 PM
What is suprising is that so many people are getting pissed off, annoyed, frustrated, etc.

Eye damn, gotta stop doing that Ball, on the other hand, find it more of a "meh" kind of thing than a "grr" kind of thing. That's just my opinion.

What ball find even more suprising is that now ball have a competetor in terms of pissing people off. huh? what is it?

*user was struck with a fan*

What did ball do?!?

*user was struck with a 16 ton weight*

Seriously, what did I do?!?

*listens to what had transpired*

Oh. Meh.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Tenbatsu! Myon Rabbie on May 30, 2009, 09:20:29 PM
No. Now go away. Before my typing craps out and you have to face the horrifying consequences.
Yaaay, sounds like fun
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Demonlord Pichu on May 30, 2009, 09:21:29 PM
What is suprising is that so many people are getting pissed off, annoyed, frustrated, etc.

Eye damn, gotta stop doing that Ball, on the other hand, find it more of a "meh" kind of thing than a "grr" kind of thing. That's just my opinion.

What ball find even more suprising is that now ball have a competetor in terms of pissing people off. huh? what is it?

*user was struck with a fan*

What did ball do?!?

*user was struck with a 16 ton weight*

Seriously, what did I do?!?

*listens to what had transpired*

Oh. Meh.
I was just fending to post something like that, only minus the slapstick comedy.

Personally, I don't really care who the ice fairy is. So she got probated, Hooray for her. (pun and sarcasm intended)

Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 30, 2009, 09:34:14 PM
It started to rain. Right over the theme park we were headin' to.

I hate Colorado sometimes.

:V
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 30, 2009, 09:37:58 PM
Hey Ruro, you fail

Hahah. Whoops. ;>_>

... and ffffffffffff I just deleted your message. Stupid library computer. I can't even use my beloved glow function on this thing. :V

EDIT: Never mind, I can do it now. And now I have cleaned my inbox from all the PMs we've discussed random crap in, from hypnosis videos to conversations about how hot Tenshi is. :P

But those memories are priceless! D:
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on May 30, 2009, 09:38:14 PM
Btw for those in relationship problems:
Quote from: FFR
Q. "I like this boy/girl a lot but I don't know how to ask them out."
A. "Stop being a pussy and ask them. Don't do anything stupidly dramatic."

Q. "My boyfriend/girlfriend just broke up with me and I am very sad."
A. "Too bad."

Q. "The boy/girl I like just rejected me."
A. "Too bad. Find someone else."

Q. "I can't get a girlfriend. What am I doing wrong?"
A. "Well, for a start you're posting about it on a forum for (Touhou discussion)."
Q. "No, really."
A. "Don't be someone you're not, and be patient. Someone will come along, and if they don't there's always masturbation."

Q. "I am in a relationship, but am attracted to another boy/girl as well."
A. "Don't be a jerk."

Q. "My boyfriend/girlfriend is pressuring me for sex but I am not ready."
A. "Stick it up the butt and pee."
Q. "Please."
A. "Tell Them. If they don't understand then you probably shouldn't be with them.

Q. "My ex-boyfriend/girlfriend says that they love me and want to get back together, even though they broke it off in the first place."
A. "They want sex. Don't do it."

Q. "I am attracted to my best friends brother/sister."
A. "Make sure they won't feel weird about it before you start dating them."

Q. "My boyfriend/girlfriend cheated on me, but is begging I take them back."
A. "You'd have to be pretty stupid to do it."

Q. "I think I'm gay."
A. "Okay."
Q. "But I don't know how to meet other fags."
A. "You'll love college."

Q. "You didn't answer my question at all. :("
A. WWW.TEENHELP.ORG (http://WWW.TEENHELP.ORG)
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Ruka on May 30, 2009, 09:39:35 PM
It started to rain. Right over the theme park we were headin' to.

I hate Colorado sometimes.

:V
...tsundere weather?

The weather has actually gotten colder than when you came to visit me. :V God, what is wrong with this state?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Moerin on May 30, 2009, 09:40:44 PM
Sometimes, I wish I could punch the rain.

And the snow.  And the wind.  And the cold, and heat, and clouds, and...

I'm just going to out and out say that I hate weather in general, and can't wait until we live in space colonies that are free of such things.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 30, 2009, 09:43:24 PM
If I'm at the library (unfortunately not Voile library, 'cause then I would be able to rob Ruka blind), then I may as well make the most of it.

What books and/or movies should I get?

(Doctor Who DVDs are already taken, btw)
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Moerin on May 30, 2009, 09:45:24 PM
Discworld.  You can never go wrong with that.

...Wait, they do movies at libraries now?  Since when!?

Since shitty commercialization/wanting to extend libraries' appeal to younger folk like me.
On the plus side, this means I can now get my Doctor Who DVDs and old Romy Schneider videos (<3 <3 Romy Schneider) for no cost.

Hey cool I can make it glow now by copying and pasting the function
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on May 30, 2009, 09:46:57 PM
I like rain. I find it very relaxing.

And thunderstorms. It's pretty interesting to watch.

I won't deny it, but it is pretty annoying when you wanted to go to a theme park instead. :(
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Demonlord Pichu on May 30, 2009, 09:48:50 PM
If I'm at the library (unfortunately not Voile library, 'cause then I would be able to rob Ruka blind), then I may as well make the most of it.

What books and/or movies should I get?

(Doctor Who DVDs are already taken, btw)
You're library has Doctor Who (or had)!?

Our library doesn't have squat, hell I'll be lucky to find a movie that isn't some crappy ass kiddie show or a movie that wasn't made in 1980...or if it's even a DVD for that matter. Who the hell still has a VHS player anyway?

I hate this state...we don't ever get the good stuff...it's like all the backwater shit comes pouring into Virginia.

Also I hate rain, it makes me cold and I hate being cold.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Ruka on May 30, 2009, 09:49:31 PM
If I'm at the library (unfortunately not Voile library, 'cause then I would be able to rob Ruka blind), then I may as well make the most of it.

What books and/or movies should I get?

(Doctor Who DVDs are already taken, btw)
That's right, better not go pillaging the library though lending is possible but not by just asking.

patchouli_surfing_bora_bora.jpg

As for recommendations, I'm no good with fiction books. Books that lend towards research is what I'm better at.

As for movies, try and see if the library carries DVDs of The Big Bang Theory. Awesome show though I haven't been watching lately.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Moerin on May 30, 2009, 09:51:05 PM
Of course, if it does have DVDs, and you're already getting Doctor Who...

Get Torchwood as well.  If only so you can ogle John Barrowman.

A most excellent idea. Oh, Theorist, we should engage in hot selfcest together someday. <3

So far: Discoworld (Theorist), The Big Band Theory (Ruka), and, apparently, the Cardcaptors dub (Pichu).
All misspellings are intentional, btw.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 30, 2009, 09:56:55 PM
I don't watch many movies these days (the most recent movie I've seen is WALL-E), so I can't help you.

Also, in other news, I'm an idiot. :( Touhou related "oh god how have I missed the obvious solution to this spell card until now" stuff in case you're wondering.

Welcome to my life. :(

Quick question now that I have you here: Can you tell me if it's possible to time out attacks in Mystic Square?

It is, but I can't imagine why you'd want to.

... excellent.

...Why are you going to time out MS attacks? It doesn't help you in any way other than lowering rank.

EXACTLY

also i am a masochist

Great. Now go and beat MS normal.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 30, 2009, 10:05:54 PM
Yaaay, sounds like fun

No it isn't. Now seriously go away. You have stuff to do, right?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Demonlord Pichu on May 30, 2009, 10:07:50 PM
Probably not. Being here and all...
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Alice Fact on May 30, 2009, 11:21:19 PM
lower rank by dying
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 30, 2009, 11:27:03 PM
lower rank by dying

Better yet, die in the attempt of timing out an attack. Two for the price of one!
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 30, 2009, 11:48:59 PM
(http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/110/sariel.png)

...Damn. Even in her official art she looks androgynous. I still say it's a she.

And BTW, I did this with three lives to spare. :P Sariel bent over a took it this time.

And with these new idiot maidens, I fear the end is near. D:

I fear you're paranoid.

D: D: D: *spazzes out*

Also, that's supposed to be MY color text! I used it in the five minutes I was an idiot maiden before TSO took it away from me and I AM NOT BITTER ABOUT IT.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 31, 2009, 12:30:23 AM
...so, who's the green supposed to be? :x
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 31, 2009, 12:33:49 AM
Serpentarius.

I wonder what E-Mouse's color will be?

Looks like my term is about to be over.

;_; I'm gonna miss you and Ruro's (not really) antics.

You mean you're not going to miss us? ;_;

You're gonna leave? D:
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: deslar`ris on May 31, 2009, 12:45:21 AM
Serpentarius. I wonder what E-Mouse's color will be?

I say yellow. But meh. So, new idiot maidens? Like a complete switch or just a few?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Moerin on May 31, 2009, 12:46:15 AM
I wonder what E-Mouse's color will be?

Octarine.  I'm calling it right now.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Sodium on May 31, 2009, 12:55:28 AM
OUR NEW OVERLORDS!

So, we'll need to make up a new Idiot Maiden Game.

Old Idiot Maidens revolting
This is an unprecedented serious Affair
Girls are preparing, please wait warmly until ready

Playables:New Idiot Maidens:
Pesco
Serp  (I get the totally bugged shot type.)
E-Mouse

Stage 1 Mid: Pedonymous
Stage 1 Boss: Easy Mode
Stage 2 Mid : Gpop 
Stage 2 Boss : TranceHime
Stage 3 Mid: Drake
Stage 3 Boss:Ahoge Fairy
Stage 4 Mid: N Theorist
Stage 4 Boss: S Ruroni
Stage 5 Mid:Suwako Mafiya
Stage 5 Boss : Kanako Yasaka
Stage 6 Midbosses : Rurogi Shiki and Kanguya Yaraisan
Stage 6 Boss:Donut
EX Mid: Letty Whiterock
EX Boss & Phantasm Mid: Edible
Phantasm Boss:TSO and Trance/RegulusHime

Made some edits

Somebody do a Danmakufu for this!!!
We at Cirno's Perfect Math Class are too lazy. We made a list like this for the least Idiot Maiden Regime, so yeah.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 31, 2009, 12:59:19 AM
So Trancehime is the new Rin Satsuki?

*snrk*

Also, Ruro and Kanako are the stage 6 midbosses ala Yukari and Yuyuko in CtC.

That would be awesome.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on May 31, 2009, 01:03:13 AM
Somebody do a Danmakufu for this!!!
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 31, 2009, 01:07:31 AM
Wait a sec...I thought Trancehime was TSO's hubby! :O

Possible extra/phantasm backstory?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: helvetica on May 31, 2009, 01:41:34 AM
...so, who's the green supposed to be? :x
A real mod.

EDIT: oh you meant the text, Serpentarius from the edit logs.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Kanako Yasaka on May 31, 2009, 01:48:03 AM
Oh my god I just...wow.

(http://i343.photobucket.com/albums/o455/KirkOBob/ijustdid.jpg)
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on May 31, 2009, 02:19:11 AM
Somebody do a Danmakufu for this!!!

That would be pretty epic if someone bored enough actually did a danmakufu game for this.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Jana on May 31, 2009, 02:36:26 AM
I didn't make the new Idiot Maiden game? Not much of a surprise, since I don't get much time online all of a sudden. There's a bunch of stuff I'd quote if I wasn't as lazy/on my sister's laptop and in a hurry to check everything.

WALL-E was the most recent movie I watched too! Pleasant little film~

Libraries are fun. To follow tradition, the three of us (my brother, sister, and self) will be volunteering/trying to get a job there. Should be fun, especially if I can get the paid position and get to work with my old friend.

Anyway, I was languishing around earlier (stress=increased stomach acids?), but Monday is my last chance...
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Demonlord Pichu on May 31, 2009, 02:46:25 AM
Oh my god I just...wow.

(http://i343.photobucket.com/albums/o455/KirkOBob/ijustdid.jpg)
Hey I'm on there, sweet~

And what the hell. Not putting me in that god damn danmakufu line up. I'm more than worthy of a boss spot!

*Threatening point*
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Serp on May 31, 2009, 02:50:30 AM
So, Ruroni, what will be your gimmick based on which of the playable characters goes up against you?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Kanako Yasaka on May 31, 2009, 02:52:54 AM
brb drawing rikako
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 31, 2009, 03:03:45 AM
So, Ruroni, what will be your gimmick based on which of the playable characters goes up against you?

In the original game, I decided to put Ruro as the stage 4 boss because she changes her name. The way I figure it, she has different names depending on which character and shot type goes up against her. For example, Serpentarius A could go up against Rurogetsu and face spell cards like Gengetu Spark, and E-Mouse B could face Tenshi Ruronai, who uses attacks from SWR adapted for danmaku.

BTW, I did the most derptastic IN extra run ever. I got raped unexpectedly by Mokou, ruining an otherwise godly run that's the best I've ever done.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 31, 2009, 03:07:40 AM
For example, Serpentarius A could go up against Rurogetsu and face spell cards like Gengetu Spark, and E-Mouse B could face Tenshi Ruronai, who uses attacks from SWR adapted for danmaku.

You haven't even seen some of my other name combinations, like Reisen Rurongein Inaba, Ruroko Saigyouji, or even Fujiwara no Rurou. :P

That said, Rurogi Shiki is by far my favourite, because I am a Kara no Kyokai fangirl. <3

And yeah, I'm seriously going to miss being an Idiot Maiden. 's been fun. :(

@Serp: Gimmicks will include LOL PC-98 GRAPHICS and throwing a camera at the player character, complete with the gamestyle abruptly switching to Shoot the Bullet-esque scenes.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Serp on May 31, 2009, 03:12:24 AM
And yeah, I'm seriously going to miss being an Idiot Maiden. 's been fun. :(

I will take up your sword glowy edits!

What colour are you going to use?

Both green and black seem appropriate for a guy with a Sikieiki avatar.  Can't quite decide.

Black looks almost like spoiler text. It also looks damn awesome. I recommend you use black.
Oh, and words cannot express enough my love for you, as the only other Shikieiki fan in all creation. ;_;

Quote
@Serp: Gimmicks will include LOL PC-98 GRAPHICS and throwing a camera at the player character, complete with the gamestyle abruptly switching to Shoot the Bullet-esque scenes.

So you're going to be that boss everyone complains about?  Though, I suppose the others might pick worse concepts...

Yep. :P I'm just ripping off my own concepts from Indelible Crash Script, too. Of all the people here, only E-Mouse would also be able to do that.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Sodium on May 31, 2009, 03:15:56 AM
In the original game, I decided to put Ruro as the stage 4 boss because she changes her name. The way I figure it, she has different names depending on which character and shot type goes up against her. For example, Serpentarius A could go up against Rurogetsu and face spell cards like Gengetu Spark, and E-Mouse B could face Tenshi Ruronai, who uses attacks from SWR adapted for danmaku.
Ironically, Kanako could've done that too, seeing as his position as the "Gensokyo Blender". =3

And Kanguya Yaraisan and Rurogi Shiki are their most powerful forms or something. =3

Serp, don't forget: The Idiot Maiden position comes with the bonus abilities of tampering with another person's avatar and custom title. For example, see this~

So I noticed.  I may need to get creative with that.

...eh, thanks for the avatar I guess.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 31, 2009, 03:26:17 AM
As long as you don't leave us, I guess I'll eventually learn to deal with it...but the orange glowy text~ D:

BTW, how did MS normal go? I'm sure timing out boss attacks went well...:P

[21:27] <TranceHime> Hey Ruro how did MS Normal go~
[21:27] <Sakura-Rurouni> If you think I'm going to touch that game again without a meterstick, think again. :/

I will someday. Honestly, I was just curious about if it was possibly to time out attacks in PC-98.

*gets a meter stick*

Here you go~ <3

:/

BTW, E-Mouse A and E-Mouse B are going to be named A-Mouse and B-Mouse.

And @Trance, you're actually going to be like how Ran was used by Yukari in her boss fight. :P

In ICS, Phantasm was two bosses. Doyora and Betty. And they were fighting each other throughout the whole thing, and you as Nameless Fairy (the player character) got caught in the crossfire. =D

Cute. Well, like I said, here at least a few of TSO's spell cards are her throwing around Trance like how Yukari makes Ran spin around the screen.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on May 31, 2009, 03:27:17 AM
It would be funny if my Phantasm form was actually RegulusHime (D.I.V.I.N.E Regulus.)
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Kanako Yasaka on May 31, 2009, 04:34:46 AM
(http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/9792/elk.jpg) (http://img207.imageshack.us/my.php?image=elk.jpg)


Some elk that I drew for no reason other than rage at donut's comics
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: deslar`ris on May 31, 2009, 04:37:58 AM
elk.jpg

Some elk that I drew for no reason other than rage at donut's comics

Damn you Freud...
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on May 31, 2009, 04:43:26 AM
Damn you Koishi...

fixed.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Demonlord Pichu on May 31, 2009, 04:48:27 AM
Those are some sexy giraffes~
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 31, 2009, 05:25:45 AM
I feel sorry for the elk who's neck is connected to the CENTER of his body.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on May 31, 2009, 07:34:45 AM
So after hearing Gengetu Rape Time this, and Gengetu Rape Time that, I decided to do some researching.
And well... Is that shit even possible without spambombing?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on May 31, 2009, 07:50:10 AM
OUR NEW OVERLORDS!

So, we'll need to make up a new Idiot Maiden Game.

Old Idiot Maidens revolting
This is an unprecedented serious Affair
Girls are preparing, please wait warmly until ready

Playables:New Idiot Maidens:
Pesco
Serp  (I get the totally bugged shot type.)
E-Mouse

Stage 1 Mid: Pedonymous
Stage 1 Boss: Easy Mode
Stage 2 Mid : Gpop 
Stage 2 Boss : TranceHime
Stage 3 Mid: Drake
Stage 3 Boss:Ahoge Fairy
Stage 4 Mid: N Theorist
Stage 4 Boss: S Ruroni
Stage 5 Mid:Suwako Mafiya
Stage 5 Boss : Kanako Yasaka
Stage 6 Midbosses : Rurogi Shiki and Kanguya Yaraisan
Stage 6 Boss:Donut
EX Mid: Letty Whiterock
EX Boss & Phantasm Mid: Edible
Phantasm Boss:TSO and Trance/RegulusHime

Made some edits
We at Cirno's Perfect Math Class are too lazy. We made a list like this for the least Idiot Maiden Regime, so yeah.

I will not be LOOKED DOWN UPON

hooray stage 3 boss!

You bastards, you raped me of my title because I am not funny enough?
To hell with you, if that video contest was on you would seen hell on earth with my posting of a video of me dancing with a Urinal in public toilets!


christlets. Isn't it possible to RP Cirno without memes (aka EYE AM STRONGEST AND A BAKAKA LOL xD)? It's fucking retarded.

You sure that is her?

those comments look somewhat...different.

oh and Congrats Serp.

HURRY UP AND LIVEN UP TO THINE NAME, MAKE THREAD, BEGAN MAYHEM.

All good things in time.  You can't see it right now, but I'm steepling my fingers.  Yes, while typing at the same time.  I'm that sinister.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 31, 2009, 07:51:25 AM
So after hearing Gengetu Rape Time this, and Gengetu Rape Time that, I decided to do some researching.
And well... Is that shit even possible without spambombing?

Depends. Are you a superhuman? :V

EDIT: Also, I left my ramen water boiling for 30 minutes while I was RPing with Theorist and Anthony on the channel. I was Elly teaming up with Kurumi, and I eventually turned into an elder god. I have really bad luck with these kind of things...
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on May 31, 2009, 07:54:12 AM
I know Donut-kun is.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Moerin on May 31, 2009, 07:55:14 AM
Is Gengetu Rape Time really that bad?  Who am I kidding, of course it must be...

And, as a midboss, I demand to be able to utilise the Wriggle Kick.  Because... Just because.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 31, 2009, 08:00:54 AM
You've never seen it? Well~...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS-o5nYe9pw&feature=channel_page

Skip to 4:00, and behold true terror. :D

And fine, Sikieiki can be a death fairy, and Theorist can use a kick attack.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Moerin on May 31, 2009, 08:04:17 AM
Holy... Is that... But you can't possibly...  There's no way...

...I can see why it's called Gengetu Rape Time now.

And yay Wriggle Kick~
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on May 31, 2009, 08:08:29 AM
Can I have Ahoge attack?

That or Nintendonut is a puqnI'loD whose mother have a Hab SoSlI' Quch! 

(Klingon insult saying that Donut is a child whose mother has a smooth forehead.)

Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Mr_Bob on May 31, 2009, 08:47:15 AM
You've never seen it? Well~...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS-o5nYe9pw&feature=channel_page

Skip to 4:00, and behold true terror. :D

Skipped to 3:57: Hmmm. Interesting bullet pattern.
               4:00: Okay, a deathbomb.
               4:02: Pattern starts up again.
               4:04: This doesn't seem ridiculous, what's Donut talking about?
               4:07: Oh shit. There it is.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Sodium on May 31, 2009, 12:15:03 PM
Old Idiot Maidens revolting
This is an unprecedented serious Affair
Girls are preparing, please wait warmly until ready

Playables:New Idiot Maidens:
Pesco
Serp  (I get the totally bugged shot type.)
E-Mouse

Stage 1 Mid: Pedonymous
Stage 1 Boss: Easy Mode
Stage 2 Mid : Gpop 
Stage 2 Boss : TranceHime
Stage 3 Mid: Drake
Stage 3 Death Fairy: Sikieiki Yamaxanadu 
Stage 3 Boss: Ahoge Fairy
Stage 4 Mid 1: Drago
Stage 4 Mid 2: N Theorist
Stage 4 Boss: S Ruroni
Stage 5 Mid :Suwako Mafiya
Stage 5 Boss : Kanako Yasaka
Stage 6 Death Fairy: Monoe Erebus
Stage 6 Midbosses : Rurogi Shiki and Kanguya Yaraisan
Stage 6 Boss: Donut888
Extra Mid: Letty Whiterock
Extra Boss & Phantasm Mid: Edible
Phantasm Boss:TSO and RegulusHime

Due to popular demand, death fairies have been added. Also Drago is now Stage 4 Midboss 1. Also, I forgot that TranceHime was a Stage 2 boss when I put him as a Phantasm. Well, it's only RegulusHime now.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: N-Forza on May 31, 2009, 12:21:32 PM
i don't want to wait warmly it too hot in here as it is
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on May 31, 2009, 01:15:44 PM
Phantasm Boss:TSO and RegulusHime

Due to popular demand, there will be death fairies have been added. Also Drago is now Stage 4 Midboss 1. Also, I forgot that TranceHime was a Stage 2 boss when I put him as a Phantasm. Well, it's only RegulusHime now.

I suppose that would work like the Yuki & Mai fight? O_o
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Demonlord Pichu on May 31, 2009, 02:25:29 PM
Probably, that's the only one I know of where the enemy tag teams you like that...or am I missing a game here.

Also, Fuck yes, I'm a fucking death fairy! Stage 6 too!
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 31, 2009, 05:40:57 PM
It could also work like Mugetu and Gengetu. Like, we defeat TSO, and it turns out Regulushime was behind everything ALL ALONG! AH HA HA HA HA!!!

Also, for my last spell, it's going to be caused by me being a sore loser and being whiny and stuff.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: helvetica on May 31, 2009, 08:17:04 PM
Except I'm behind everything :V
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Moerin on May 31, 2009, 09:04:10 PM
That's just what they want you to think.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on May 31, 2009, 09:29:45 PM
Let's not start up that they bullshit.

...In any case. I'd prolly' just be wandering around, trying to find the old Idiot Maidens so I could ask them what the in the crispy, chocolate-coated HELL they were thinking and maybe stop them. Possibly. ...That is until the player character appears and I then decide to see if they're capable of taking on their predecessors.

How, you may ask? With danmaku, of course! After the player defeats me, i'll be like "...yeah, you can do it. Too much effort for me, anyway." I'd then float off, wondering why I even bothered with all that effort if I wasn't even going to do it in the first place...
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 31, 2009, 09:31:33 PM
That's just what they want you to think.

Shh....

So I think I'm coming down with a new fever...Hina fever. D: I've been spinning a lot lately. It's just weird because Hina's always been one of those characters that's been "there" for me. Second boss I ever faced, only spot in MoF that actually slows down, gothic lolita to the extreme, but it's only now I realize she's cute...

*spins around in chair*

As for me in this game, I'd probably be orchestrating the rebellion, saying that I am in no way bitter that I was an idiot maiden for all of 2 hours and make up a poor excuse for why the new idiot maidens need to drop dead easy.

EDIT: In other news, I've started a playthrough of Super Mario Galaxy. Yay.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on May 31, 2009, 09:33:45 PM
In as PescoA shot type.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 31, 2009, 11:16:11 PM
Midboss or Phantasm boss, it won't make a damn difference if you kids don't start theorizing on spellcards. :P

Rehash time, from the old ICS project. Of course, the fourth-stage bosses' gimmicks haven't been worked into these, so they're a bit off...

Ruro's boss fight is easily the most erratic of the entire game.

EASY/NORMAL:

Canon Sign 「Shoot the Bullet」
Suddenly, StB returns. Player fairy is tossed a camera and is forced to take six photos of Ruro, who is jumping around like a hyperactive monster cat. At least you start out with your camera fully charged.

Tripshipping x Arsen 「Akiha_what.png」
Set off by the player fairy's remark about hot yuri action between Arsen and Ruro, Akiha_what.png appears in the background and shoots red bullets in flares out at you from her disapproving eyes, not unlike Kaguya's 9-4 in StB.

Windows Sign 「I Think PoFV is the Best Dual Shooter in Touhou」
Ruro takes up Shikieiki Yamaxanadu's judgement baton and goes after you with a Dragon-level barrage of hot dog danmaku. Higanbana background.

Technological Illiteracy 「I don't get what the hell you people are saying」
A barrage of erasers and pencils.

Fate/Scarlet Night 「Unlimited Fanart Works」
Paper shreds fly around as Sakura petals. Be sure not to get caught.

HARD/LUNATIC:

Dual-Shooter 「Split the Screen」
Suddenly, PoFV returns. Player fairy must last 120 40 seconds against Ruro, who starts out at full gauge. Consolation: you have Gorilla Power from PoDD at your disposal.

Tripshipping x Kilgamayan 「Shikieiki_Molest_Awesome.png」
Set off by player fairy's passing along a remark from Kilgamayan ("can't rape the willing"), Shikieiki_Molest_Awesome.png appears in the background and Ruro starts throwing censorship bars out at top speed.

PC-98 Sign 「I think PoDD is Better」
SUDDENLY PC-98 GRAPHICS. Ruro puts on Yumemi Okazaki's cape and uses cross danmaku against you. Strawberries fill the background.

Translator's Resentment 「Screw your moonrunes, I am using a romance language」
Oddities of Romance-language-only grammatical signs, fired as danmaku.

Touhou Lunar Legend 「ARC DRIVE FINISH」
Ruro physically chases you around the screen, releasing a flash of red light at your position. Dodge neatly, dodge swiftly, graze well.

LUNATIC ONLY:
Theological Sign 「Danmaku Zeitgeist」
A combination attack of Shikieiki's hot dogs and Yumemi's crosses. Toss in a random lunatic-level Lily Black barrage, and you've got the basic idea of this spellcard.

Last Spell:

Player is Nameless Fairy - Okazaki Sign 「MORE CROSSES THAN A JESUS PARADE」
Crosses everywhere. It's like PoDD final stage lunatic-- on steroids.

Player is Erotic Fairy - Interrobang Sign 「Why is this piece of punctuation so awesome‽」
Ultimate Shift-JIS attack. Every ASCII art you've ever known, used as danmaku.

Last Word:

Sakura Taisen 「America no Bara」
Ruro's only remotely serious attack. Rose petals fly around, then start zooming at you like Sakuya's Killing Doll. Except much faster and more random.

There's also a combo attack with VIVI, since we were both stage five bosses at this point, but it's a reference to us both speaking in Spanish half the time back then, and as such is not compatible with Kanako Yasaka. :/

I think your first card on h/l should be toned dwon significantly. How about 40 seconds? :| Two minutes seems way too long IMO.

Yeah, that was for a fifth-stage boss, too long for a fourth. It shall be changed.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 31, 2009, 11:22:23 PM
I have no imagination for coming up with patterns, only dodging them. :( Someone else'd have to come up with my spell cards. Feel free BTW.

I can come up with patterns, just not names.

EDIT: But for Ruro and Kanako's dual spell card as stage 6 midbosses, they'd be firing bullets and changing their directions ala the Prismriver Sisters' lasers in Stygian Riverside. This would represent their "editing" each other's bullets. On hard/lunatic, they'd overwrite each others edits at random intervals, making it more unpredictable.

That's pretty AWESOME.

A most excellent idea! And in indigo and orange, of course.

Someone come up with something for me~ I want something nice and final bossy.

I'll have some ideas for you tomorrow.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on June 01, 2009, 12:49:30 AM
I'm a mid-boss, so I get one SC if I want.

Also, I get the ability to manipulate lust =/.

Non-SC attack is just cluster-fucks

Easy/Normal

Summon 「Satori Komeiji」
Satori Komeiji appears! She will attack you with danmaku you remember!

If you are Pesco, you will be attacked with Kilga's YuyukoDoll vote, followed by random bullets. You will have to defeat Satori before the YuyukoDoll vote reaches you. Oh, and it's homing.

If you are Serp, you will be attacked with just plain cluster-fucks, while U.N Owen was her is being played backwards.

If you are E-mouse, you will be attacked by Chen and Ran. Along with Ran's SC, Shikigami "Dakini's Heavenly Possession", Chen will curl into a ball and throw herself at you and bounce around the screen until you beat SC.

Hard/Lunatic

Summon 「Koishi Komeiji」
Koishi Komeiji appears! She fucks with your mind by shooting invisible bullets at you. But they can be seen a few pixels away from her, so you must use that to assume the bullet locations.

Last Word

Hentai 「Fap Attack!」
Another cluster-fuck while white aimed lasers and bullets are being shot at you, with an h-image of your favourite character in the background. If you capture SC, you get to obtain image.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on June 01, 2009, 01:26:57 AM
Oh, I just got an idea for my final spell card.

easy/normal: Frustration ~ Raging Lunatic

Basically, it's a multi-stage spell card that alternates between different attacks. I use altered versions of spell cards that have made me rage throughout the series, but aren't necessarily hard for others.

First phase: Border of Wave and Particle
Second phase: Unilateral Contact
Third phase: Illusional Misdirection (I would be faster than Sakuya is in firing these out so it'd be more complicated)
Fourth phase: Trauma in the Glimmering Depths (to represent my rage of the card, it would not be static unlike the real thing)
Fifth phase: Rainbow Danmaku

There'd be no time out phase on this difficulty, because nothing would embody rage more than having to time out these attacks. Therefore you could just time out one that you find easy, but it has a long timer.


hard/lunatic: Elite Sign ~ Tales of a Lunatic Gamer (better title needed probably)

Basically, it's a multi phased spell card that alternates between different attacks. I decide to prove my lunatic leetness by throwing at you vague recollections of hard spell cards in the series (meaning powered down versions). As my health goes down, the attack changes.

First phase: Apollo 13
Second phase: Q.E.D at full speed (but less dense)
Third phase: Virtue of Wind God
Fourth phase: Flawless Nirvanha
Fifth phase: Rising World (about 15 seconds worth of life at full power, and is at full strength unlike the others)

And of course like any multi phased spell card, it needs a time out attack...  ;D Gengetu Rape Time starts up if the timer reaches 30 seconds.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Sodium on June 01, 2009, 01:29:29 AM
Oh, I just got an idea for my final spell card.

I will use Icicle Fall Lunatic. It'll be completely awesome at the front, but I will shoot absolutely nothing behind me. =33333333
Fixed.

Oh, and all your other attacks will be Aya's last non-card.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on June 01, 2009, 01:36:11 AM
Gengetu Rape Time starts up if the timer reaches 30 seconds.
Gengetu Rape Time
30 seconds
30 SECONDS WORTH OF GENGETU RAPE TIME
OMG YOU FUCKING SADIST

And I assume you are speaking from a position of moral higher ground?

Then what the hell is that doing in your sig?

:P
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on June 01, 2009, 01:38:35 AM
That's actually what I'm planning on making another one of my easy/normal spell cards: Eternal (9) Maiden. I'm not sure what the hard/lunatic version will do though.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: WRATHIE_Beatrice on June 01, 2009, 01:45:27 AM
Gpop, I hate to admit it but ur spellcards are awesome..
+10 innovation points if you have 30 images to collect XD
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Kanako Yasaka on June 01, 2009, 01:45:33 AM
@donut: Your last noncard NEEDS to be Yuka's final phase. You're cool enough to have a noncard before your final spellcard.

You also need a last spell with one condition: Capture your final card.

And if you're truly a bro then you will get the OTHER last spell with one condition: TIME OUT your final card.

I'm still thinking of ideas to use for them though.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on June 01, 2009, 02:13:33 AM
Sure Kanako, Yuka's final phase needs to be in somehow.

Also, for Raging Lunatic, remove BoWaP and switch it with Terrifying Hypnotism. Perfect example of spell card that I alone find hard. The difference would be that the lasers actually HAVE hitboxes larger than their sprite. Plus it works into how I'm secretly a hypnosis fan. >.>

Also, Unilateral Contact's difference would be that if you ever go in the circle, I'll immediately fire another wave to screw you over.

Rainbow Danmaku's difference? Eh...I dunno. Work it out yourself.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on June 01, 2009, 02:19:17 AM
STG2

EASY

1. 鉄符「橙刃」
Iron Sign 「Orange Katana」
"Aaah, what the heck is this? It's raining swords and oranges!! It's so hard to maneuver, but sometimes I can take a break..."

2. 鉄符「赤く剣」
Iron Sign 「Red Sword」
"Waah! So much fire everywhere! I can't see who the heck I'm supposed to shoot at he-- OHSHI-"

3. 戦符「杖の儀式」
Battle Sign 「Wand of Rituals」
"It's kinda dark... and chilly... Oh shit, icicles outta nowhere!!"

NORMAL

1. 鉄符「レイピーア」
Iron Sign 「Rapier」
"Wah, this reminds me of the quickness of another certain person... But, this one can shoot bullets twice as fast!! Just like what one boxer said..."

2. 戦符「決闘者の包むな炎」
Battle Sign 「Duelist Consuming Flame」
"Hot hot hot!! Grazing these bullets really really buuuurns... How can I ever expect to survive this! The person disappeared!"
(Survival card, 60 counter)

3. 戦符「毒のアロー」
Battle Sign 「Venom Dart」
"This reminds me of the power of a certain doll... Well, if I graze, it seems my movement slows down considerably. I can't afford to miss my shots!!"

HARD

1. 鉄符「ストライク」
Iron Sign 「Strike」
"Ah, that... thing's got their sights on me... But where'd they go... I can only see a curtain of bullets! ...Damn, got me!"

2. 戦符「乱脈崩壊」
Battle Sign 「Chaotic Decay」
"Lots of poisonous arrows... How many different forms of danmaku DOES this thing have?! H, hey, don't hide from me!!! Aaargh, I feel weaker even staying here!!"
(Survival Card, 90 counter)

3. 鋼符「黄泉の拳」
Steel Sign 「Fist of Hades」
"I can feel the power of the underworld destroying my protection... So, I can't afford to let myself get overwhelmed by this!"

LUNATIC

1. 戦符「淵」
Battle Sign 「Abyss」
"It's dark again... Hey, shit, where'd you come out from!? Aah, you disappeared again?! Stop shooting and hiding and coming outta nowhere!"

2. 神速符「ローグのデスダンス」
Godspeed Sign 「Rogue Death Dance」
"This one doesn't disappear anymore, but... They're so fast?! It's like that stupid bird!!"
(Survival card, 120 count)

3. 天来符「天国突撃」
Heaven-sent Sign 「Heaven Piercer」
"Hey, each movement this person makes... releases such powerful blasts of energy?! It's covering up everything! These stupid cheeto lazers can get out of my face please!"
(Aimed cheeto lasers, bubbles, knife danmaku all conspire to fuck up your life)
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Demonlord Pichu on June 01, 2009, 02:20:55 AM
Can us death fairies have cards too? I want to make some fancy cards just like you guys~
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Sodium on June 01, 2009, 02:25:10 AM
Donut. No. All your cards are Aya's Last non-card. Except your last, which is Icicle Fall Lunatic.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on June 01, 2009, 02:28:48 AM
No Sodium, no. I will have Ayaesque donut bullets for some of my non-cards though.

Monoe, death fairies don't have spell cards, but I guess we can have your attack be named.

I'll say the same thing to Pichu that I told Kebinu way back when:
This is our game and we make and break the rules. You can have a spellcard at the least. Though since you're not a midboss, you don't get a change in music. :( Sorry.

Also Icicle Fall Lunatic is a freakin' awesome idea.

Anyway, since it may not get noticed editting it into a previous post, here's my new spell card idea:

easy/normal: Active Sign ~ Thousand Message Spammer: I would begin raining down bullets of various types (various lengths of posts) and rain them down. It would be like a number of other vertically falling spells like Starbow Break and Froggy Braves the Elements.

hard/lunatic: Edit Spam ~ Conversation in a Single Post: Like before, many bullets of various sizes rain down from the top. However, about 40% of the bullets upon reaching the bottom of the screen bounce up and fire multiple bullets in random directions, this time colored orange and indigo (the indigo groups would be smaller). This would force the player to keep above the bottom of the screen.

:D

I thought you'd like it. :D

Also, fine.

easy/normal: Idiot Sign ~ Icicle Fall Lunatic: An amazing barrage of seemingly impossible to dodge bullets. However, everything above me is completely safe.

hard/lunatic: Status Reinstatement ~ Eternal ⑨ Maiden: A beautiful pattern of bullets that I am way too unimaginative to think up. Everything above me is still open, yet if you travel there I will reverse the attack and you'll have to face me there. And yet, there's still a safespot somewhere in the barrage, making it trivial if you can find it (it's as big as the safespot in Apollo 13 though).
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on June 01, 2009, 02:47:32 AM
Somebody rip and tear my spellcard names to shreds!!!
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Demonlord Pichu on June 01, 2009, 02:55:47 AM
I'm fine with just a named attack. Hmm, I'll just let that be my...

Gekido (God) Punch!

My rage is boundless, my hatred is limitless. With this fist that seeths of my anger and animosity, I'll simply punch the hell out of what hope others may have and crush them with the malice that beats within my black heart.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Drake on June 01, 2009, 03:10:30 AM
i have been demoted lol

A non and a spell, hmm. I have no ideas.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on June 01, 2009, 03:54:04 AM
Well...I have, like... names for my cards, but way too many names and not enough, well...patterns. Hell, enough for multiple 'decks', to be honest.

Non-SCs will prolly' just be FAAAAAAABULOUS (by that, I mean rainbow-colored) generic stuff. Why the rainbow of colors? Disorientation. And annoyance. :V And before you ask why i'm coming up with multiple spellcards since i'll prolly' only need one, considering that i'm a mere midboss.... I'm just preparing for if I ever ascend to bosshood. :V (Always a good idea to plan ahead for the future, yanno.)

...Oh, and the comments are being said by Dragoshi, not the player. :V.

DECK A: Nonsense

Easy/Normal

Laziness「:effort:」
"...I have no idea what the hell I was thinking when I came up with this card. Seriously, this is SO goddamned stupid..."

...As is to be expected by the name it's just a very sloppy placement of various bullets with quite a few blindspots here and there. Dragoshi was hilariously 'off' when he came up with this one. The background... Is nothingness. Fitting for a card based around laziness.

Special Delivery「Truckful of Bees」
"You have NO idea how pissed off these guys are from staying in a truck for so long. You really don't."

Will definitely involve bee danmaku. Don't know about the other details, except that the image will probably be the inside of a truck...maybe one that's full of bees. :V

Explosive Disco「EXTREME FUNK」 (Will prolly' use this as my midboss card on Easy/Normal. :V)
"Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Stayin' Alive! Stayin' Alive!"

Background image becomes that of a typical disco, ball included. A silhouette of Iku Nagae in her infamous pose (The one that's similar to John Travolta's dance pose from Saturday Night Fever) appears behind Dragoshi. Small, colorful explosions of bullets appear and spread out, covering the area while being accompanied by thin, prismatic lasers.

Generic Sign「Also, Generic Ice Cream. Now on sale.」 (Or this. But i'm prolly' leaning towards EXTREME FUNK)
"Hey! You got your advertisements in my danmaku! Well, you got your danmaku in my advertisements! ...also, why am I talking to myself again?"

....Yeah, I got nothing. Though I do know that the colors of the bullets will be Brown, White, and Pink. As to represent Neopolitan (Or however that's spelt) flavor ice cream.

Inane Typos「Realty Baker」
"...Wait a second, this isn't Reality Breaker. FUCK!"

No idea for this one either. Will prolly' involve shooting out house-shaped loaves of bread at people, though.

Hard/Lunatic

Birds of Fury「Double Deuce」 (Might use this as Hard/Lunatic midboss spellcard.)
"Hey, you know what? FUCK YOU!"

Dragoshi gives the player the double deuce (In other words he flips them off with both middle fingers) and randomly gains a luchadore mask. ...Well, for this spellcard anyway. No idea on other details, but it'll prolly' have something similar to Unzan's fists attacking from the sides, except slightly smaller and with the middle fingers rudely sticking out.

Revel in Madness「Psychotic Laughter」
"ahahahahaha...HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA...hahaaaaa. ...Heh."

Probably the only spellcard in this 'Deck' that borders on actually being somewhat serious. Insane laughter can be heard in background during the duration of this spellcard. The player will not only have to deal with bullets, but soundwaves (Which can be destroyed if shot at enough) as well. Dunno what else i'll put down for this. :/

Agitation「AAAAAAAAA Through FFFFFF」 (Miiiiiight use this instead. Though i'll prolly' use Birds of Fury, though.)
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

The music becomes much more grating and in addition, Dragoshi starts screeching. This is pretty much a test of one's focus as reality starts becoming foggier, thus making things harder to see. Also, letter danmaku. Dunno what kind o' pattern it'll be though.

Unholy Union「EXPLODING DISCO BEES」
"Alright, enough screwing around! Let me show you some REAL firepower!"

Takes some aspects of Special Delivery「Truckful of Bees」 and Exploding Disco「EXTREME FUNK」 and combines them into a fucked-up...thing. Which aspects, i've yet to decide.

Last Word

Ultimatum「Because bread
"...bread, bread as far as the eyes can see. Nothing more. Nothing less."

Dragoshi now wields a loaf of bread. It appears to be some sort of horrendous combination of sourdough and french bread. A...frankenbread, so to speak. The background image is now that of an... endless field of breads. No idea on the other stuff, but there WILL be bread. Lots and lots of bread.

Aaaaaaaand, that's it for Deck A. Decks B and C will come up sometime in the near future. Depends on how lazy I feel.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: LHCling on June 01, 2009, 04:07:17 AM
Meh. Needs more SOOPER SPECIAL SUICIDE AWESOME CLUB BASEMENT BOWLING ALLEY/SNUFF FILM AND MUSIC STUDIO. WITH SPECIAL MUSICAL PERFORMANCE BY GENESIS.  :-\
Fixed.

Nuh-uh.
Yes it is, stop complaining. Utopia never exists in the first place, so there will always be arguments and disagreements.

And wow. Lots of posts about...

...what? Seriously? Interesting...
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Jana on June 01, 2009, 04:10:33 AM
Meh. Needs more SOOPER SPECIAL SUICIDE CLUB BASEMENT BOWLING ALLEY/SNUFF FILM AND MUSIC STUDIO. WITH SPECIAL MUSICAL PERFORMANCE BY GENESIS.  :-\
Should be the final spellcard in the game, only unlocked after both capturing and timing out every other card.

Jan would probably just appear among the nameless fairies in an early stage, considering his demotion from Stage 2 midboss... And my drop in activity.

Also, someone needs an Uboa card, like the one from ICS, but with more あああああああああああああああああああああああああああ.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on June 01, 2009, 04:15:38 AM
No, donut. That's a bit too...in-jokey. And I don't think there are spellcards strong enough at containing that level of fucktardery.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on June 01, 2009, 04:22:37 AM
I just figured out my last spell. The reason behind it would be that the rebellion somehow allows me to regain my idiot maiden powers at long last (somehow; we haven't even gotten the plot decided).

easy/normal/hard/lunatic: Idiot Maiden: A 120 second survival card. For the first 60 seconds, I will be firing a small spray of bullets everywhere, and every five seconds I will throw a familiar to a set spot on the screen (representing a new thread I make). Every familiar will fire off a random barrage of bullets whose density depends on the difficulty. After the 60 seconds, phase two begins.

In phase two, I begin editing my bullets. I sweep a laser across the screen back and forth constantly. This laser does not harm the player, but every bullet it touches will move in another random direction. After 40 seconds, the final phase begins.

In the final 20 seconds, all the familiars/threads are merged together into one spot on the screen (where I am). The bullet density from the familiars does not change, but they are now all concentrated on one spot of the screen, and I sweep the laser around in a circle now. After 20 seconds, the spell card ends and I get my idiot maiden powers revoked by TSO, ending the battle.  :'(

What do you think? BTW, this would be like Resurrection Butterfly, in that you still lose lives during the spell card.

Awesome. 6 cards in total then?

Also, I have my nonspells figured out. They're probably going to be ridiculously hard, but that's how we want them to be right? After all, I'm a stage 5 boss, and stage 5 bosses always cause rage!

Well, I still need most of my non-spells and two more spell cards, but yeah. I also need a last spell and a last word.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Kanako Yasaka on June 01, 2009, 04:56:07 AM
Anyway, my nonspells are going to be similar.

They're all going to involve familiars not unlike the kedamas in PCB extra that spin a bullet pattern around at you. I will have two of them, one on each side of me (and below me as well) and they will be constantly shooting that pattern while I shoot a shitload of bullets everywhere but about...

________________
[                       ]
[                       ]
[          ____      ]
[        /       \     ]
[       /         \    ]
[___ /_______\__]

There, kind of (just more space on the bottom). O_o So therefore, you get limited space to dodge two constant diagonal swarms of bullets. Obviously, they'd get faster and denser as the difficulties increase, and change a bit depending on which noncard number they're on (in speed obviously, and maybe the last noncard will add an extra familiar to the mix, but make the bullets a bit slower and less dense.)


NOTE THAT THIS POST MIGHT NOT MAKE MUCH SENSE CONSIDERING I'M RIDICULOUSLY TIRED.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on June 01, 2009, 06:03:49 AM
So all these spellcard speculation happens every time there's a Idiot Maiden rotation?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on June 01, 2009, 06:07:28 AM
Nope, this is just what we do. Like I said, there's always something odd going on, whether it's this or idiot maiden mafia or me mangling drawing another Touhou character. It's just spell card speculation this time.

Also, this is the first idiot maiden rotation ever.

Isn't it sad Donut? ;_;

;_;

And bright yellow? For some reason I never thought that'd be Pesco's color.

I prefer plain yellow text. But it wouldn't be an Idiot Maiden edit if it wasn't in glow.

So if you're a godmother AND an idiot maiden...would that make you a senile grandmother? :P

Tewi is not senile, not sure about the grandmother part.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on June 01, 2009, 06:56:15 AM
Nope, this is just what we do. Like I said, there's always something odd going on, whether it's this or idiot maiden mafia or me mangling drawing another Touhou character. It's just spell card speculation this time.
Heh, I already like hanging around you guys.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on June 01, 2009, 08:05:42 AM
In any case. I'm trying to write up Deck B. Well, type up is the case. And before you ask why i'm typing up multiple decks even though i'm still only gonna be a mid-boss... I'd like to give the player characters a little variety. That and it'd be boring if they all had to face the same spellcard.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on June 01, 2009, 08:33:41 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD_imYhNoQ4

IMO, every big victory should have one of these.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on June 01, 2009, 08:43:25 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD_imYhNoQ4

IMO, every big victory should have one of these.

MY DICK HURTS

...what xD
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on June 01, 2009, 09:07:46 AM
We're all a little bit hard. :V
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on June 01, 2009, 09:39:06 AM
So basically I told someone about this and mentioned about my status as STG2 boss/half of the Phantasm boss

His reaction? "So you're Chen?"
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on June 01, 2009, 10:11:23 AM
BURN! BURN TO THE GROUND! BURN BURN BUBURN BURN BURN TO THE GROUND! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bh01glhe5Vs&fmt=18)

Uhhh... yeah. Don't ask. I just find this to be strangely hilarious and I felt like sharing it with you guys.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Moerin on June 01, 2009, 04:23:49 PM
Well, I'm entitled to one spellcard, so here goes (even if I only have names and no patterns for my non-Last Word ones)...  Also, a few seconds before the fight with me begins, I come careening down the center of the screen, attempting to kick the player.  After this, I reappear a few seconds later and the fight begins.  If I have any dialogue at all, it will involve me claiming to be not only the stage 4 boss, but the mastermind behind the whole incident, and that I was put up to it by Ruro.

Easy/Normal: Wild Mass Guess "Everyone's a Time Lord"

Hard/Lunatic: Epileptic Tree "In The Aftermath of Third Impact"

Last Word: Obsession "Unlimited Wriggle Works"
Theorist launches a barrage ripped off of inspired by Wriggle's Unseasonable Butterfly Storm, as the background changes to a picture of him hugging Wriggle.  After a few seconds, however, hundreds of Wriggles begin descending from the top of the screen, attempting to Wriggle Kick the player.

As for non-card attacks, they'd look initially like they were just random barrages, but as they go on it becomes clear that there is an incredibly complex pattern.

Also, I call final boss for the PoDD/PoFV style sequel/spin-off/whatever whose plot involves me trying to convince everyone that I actually am the final boss.  Even if no-one believes me.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Pesco on June 01, 2009, 05:55:33 PM
Damn, yellow glow text is fugly. I'm sticking with plain yellow text whenever I edit a post.

Damn you, I was going to use yellow.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on June 01, 2009, 06:26:27 PM
Fair enough. It was admittingly not pretty.

So hooray, finals are approaching me~ Hopefully I'll get through them all okay.

And also...has anyone else ever had to deal with mentally impaired people talking to you out of nowhere? Just the way some of them talk to you bugs me. -_-

To clarify, one of those kids walked by while I was here and asked "is that animu?" (yeah, he said animu). I know it's not their fault, but it still...irks me.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on June 01, 2009, 06:28:20 PM
Hooray Comp Sci. exam this Thursday and Friday, and Physics Culminating tomorrow and Wednesday!

While I still have to do the second part of my English Culminating tonight =/.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on June 01, 2009, 08:15:55 PM
Last Word

Ultimatum 「Because bread
"...bread, bread as far as the eyes can see. Nothing more. Nothing less."

Dragoshi now wields a loaf of bread. It appears to be some sort of horrendous combination of sourdough and french bread. A...frankenbread, so to speak. The background image is now that of an... endless field of breads. No idea on the other stuff, but there WILL be bread. Lots and lots of bread.

You remind me so, so much of Server-tan (who by the way, also wielded a loaf of bread in her final boss fight). I remember that in ICS, one of the good ends was going to have Server-tan running around with a donations box yelling "O~SAISEN! O~SAISEN!" (to represent Poosh getting the PayPal button for donations).

The other one, though, would have featured Nameless Fairy, 503-tan, and Server-tan having the usual tea and friendship, but turn into a ranting about the bread that 503-tan and Server-tan brought to have with the tea, and it would go to the smallest details before the ending was cut short.
BREAD END

Anyway, needs more Lunatic-level bread cards.

Yeast Sign 「Wonderbread」
Dough Sign 「Leaven or Hell」
French Loaf Sign 「Bon Pain」
Oven Sign 「Do It, Baguette」
Carb Sign 「Those in Knead」
Roll Sign 「Batter Up」
Meat Bun Sign 「Bake It Easy」

And two last ones that I've made up just now as companion pieces to one another:

Historically Out of Context 「Let them eat Cake」
Historically Out of Context 「Croissant Crusade」

I was expecting this from Trefle :(

Also, I call final boss for the PoDD/PoFV style sequel/spin-off/whatever

(http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/3548/1215529449918.png)

How 'bout a fighting game instead?

(And oh man, I made that image so long ago...)

Oh man, I never noticed that one. Needs anti-aliasing though :(
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Moerin on June 01, 2009, 08:19:12 PM
A fighting game?  I can work with that too... As long as I get something interface screw-y for my last spell, at least.

Eheh~
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Mizuki-chan on June 01, 2009, 10:45:00 PM
Finals are tomorrow for me. Tuesday; Gym, English  Wednesday; World history  Thursday: Dance, Biology
Essay question on the worse book I have read The Odyssey
     
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on June 01, 2009, 10:53:52 PM
On the way home from school today, I thought up my last two spell cards. Now I just need to think up a last word.

easy/normal: Retro Sign ~ PC-98: A yin yang orb is shot, bouncing across the screen in a predictable pattern. Enemies come in from the sides of the screen and shoot bullets, but they are simple streaming. I myself fire a thin spray of bullets that while they appear small, have hitboxes larger than they look. Also, focusing is disabled.

hard/lunatic: Bitter Memories ~ Shuusou Gyoku: Every second I fire a cheeto laser, alternating from left to right. These travel quick, so you must always be on the move. I supplement these lasers with medium sized bullets that while not particularly big, travel blazingly fast. Along with this, enemies come in from the sides as before, but this time they move quickly at your position, and are likely to collide with you if you try destroying them. Also, death bombing is disabled.

Meh, I like the next one better.

easy/normal: Mafia Sign ~ ⑨ Squad: Two columns of bullets fall down on opposite sides of the screen, as they do in Kanako's fourth spell card (Source of Rains). The bullets are water bullets of Appeal to Emotion, and they travel back and forth slowly. Donut himself moves little, and fires a light spray of WIFOM bullets that curve and travel back towards him. Pesco A (the Roukanken shot type) has a strangely large amount of difficulty with this spell card.

hard/lunatic: Scum Sign ~ Real Woman of Science: On opposite sides of the screen, two identical sets of familiars are fired. On the bottom of each set are hydra formation familiars that fire at a crow shaped familiar on the top of the screen. These two sets sweep across the screen in a matter of seconds, and the player must dodge between the crossfire as they come by. Donut in the mean time plays keep away, and actively stays away from your bullets. At regular intervals, he fires three Yuyuko-shaped familiars that fire a quick spray of random bullets. This spell card has a short timer, and if you don't end the spell card before the time runs out, you automatically lose a life.

You just LOVE doing this to me don't you, I made a small edit in the spellcard title. >_>

I think I overthinked these, but whatever. >.>

Kanako, this has nothing to do with you. It's not like I played that whole game just to troll you.

I was just being silly, jeeze.  ::)
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Sodium on June 01, 2009, 11:15:51 PM
Is that Sou?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on June 02, 2009, 01:21:50 AM
Well, damn.
I need to start making my own Spell cards.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on June 02, 2009, 01:33:05 AM
Behold! Deck B is complete! Dunno how good it'll be compared to Deck A, but... as per usual, commentary on cards is Dragoshi's own words and stuff so yeah.

DECK B: Disasters

Easy/Normal

Fan-made Awfulness「Touhou Project: Side Story」 (Will prolly' be midboss spellcard. :V)
"Lunar Marius is a fucking imbecile. ...I mean, REALLY? Two Hourai Elixirs? Did he even THINK about how fucking retarded that is? ...Fuck this, i'm outta here."

lol obligatory TPSS reference. In any case, for this spellcard only, the player's power now maxes out at 10.00 instead of 5.00, and the bullets are...tiny Hourai Elxirs. Sure, taking one will bring your power up to 5.00. But, if you take another... well, let's just say you'll be seeing Marius in hell. :V Also, seeing as Dragoshi left in disgust, this is a... 30-second Survival card. don't know what the background image'll be, but it'll prolly' be something involving hurling more insults at Lunar Marius. :x

Over-Hyped Sign「Y2K」
"...Really, guys? ...REALLY? I mean, it's not that bad. Our computer's clocks would have only been... 17200 years off! That's not really much, yanno."

This card starts off normally enough... but, after a few seconds pass, things start accelerating at ludicrous speeds as time tries to catch up to the year 19100, thus making the bullets faster, which not only makes them harder to dodge, but sometimes creates harmless after-images that could throw you off. Don't know what the pattern'll be, though. Or the background image. :V

Crash「25 car Pile-up」
"Oh maaaaaaaaaan... That is not a pretty sight. Nosirree..."

Simply put, this is a horrendous, somewhat packed clusterfuck of various bullets of varying colors and sizes coming in from all directions, meaning that staying that the bottom of the screen is a bad idea.

Earthquake「Earth's Hunger」
"Jeeze... this shaking is ridiculous. Someone give the planet a goddamn antiacid or somethin'!"

No idea for the pattern, but I do know that from time to time, the screen will shake, causing some bullets to get knocked around and move in other directions.

Hard/Lunatic

Hellfire「Everything Burns」 (Will DEFINITELY be midboss spellcard on hard/lunatic. :V)
"BURN! BURN TO THE GROUND! BURN BURN BUBURN BURN BURN TO THE GROUND! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bh01glhe5Vs&fmt=18)"

Background music is now entirely comprised of the screaming from that link for the entirety of this spellcard. There will be lots and lots of fire, I shall tell you that much. No idea what else it'll have, though.

Chaotic Waves「Wrath of the Ocean」
"Ah, the ocean. A thing of great beauty, yet... It can become one's worst enemy as well. You'll see what I mean soon enough."

Another survival spellcard, though unlike the rather...Odd... Fan-made Awfulness one, this one is just more of a bullet-doding thing. Though, do be wary that while the amount of bullets will grow rather slowly, that the bullets on-screen will never leave the screen and merely bounce off the bottom, thus making staying down there a rather bad idea.

Winds of Change「Storm's Fury」
"Oh, sure, you think lightning isn't that bad on it's own, huh? Well, how about I throw in a hurricane for absolutely free?!"

A very erratic card that also has it's bullets bounce off the walls, but unlike the previous cards, more will be added a bit more quickly and they will disappear eventually. As an added bonus, lightning will attempt to strike you from time to time, so you'll have to get out of the way quickly.

Ultimate Parasite「Hourai Hourai Hourai Hourai」
"Hmph. It seems that i'll have to resort to more... drastic measures. I hope you don't mind encephalitis!"

Background image changes to that of the map used in Pandemic 2. All countries on the map (Except Madagascar, obviously) are red, signifying that they have been rendered unliveable Hourai x4-infested hellholes. And before you ask, yes. Madagascar WILL be a safe spot due to it CLOSING EVERYTHING. As for the attack itself, I... don't know really.

Last Word

End Sign「BIG MOTHERFUCKING ROCKS FROM SPACE
"Hmph! This is taking far more effort than it should! I guess i'll have to show you a little bit of what i'm holding back..."

Music changes to some sort of sweeping orchestral tune (Because every cataclysm needs orchestral music to make it even more obnoxiously threatening, yanno). Meteors come crashing down from the heavens in an attempt to annihilate the player. Once they reach the bottom of the screen they'll explode into smaller pieces and go all over the places, thus making staying at the bottom a profoundly terrible mistake.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on June 02, 2009, 01:53:55 AM

Music changes to some sort of sweeping orchestral tune (Because every cataclysm needs orchestral music to make it even more obnoxiously threatening, yanno).
Don't forget the Latin chorus.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on June 02, 2009, 02:44:04 AM
No, seriously. Why does school still exist? When even I am looking forward to Summer vacation something's gone terribly wrong. *sigh*
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on June 02, 2009, 03:01:06 AM
Hell if I know. I'm just glad I managed to finish up DECK B. :x
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on June 02, 2009, 03:34:46 AM
A present for Kanako:

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6397464
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on June 02, 2009, 05:44:37 AM
I Miss Bennie. Does Anyone Remember Him? It's A Habit.

I'm posting again. How have you all been?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on June 02, 2009, 06:00:56 AM
bennie111 Really Needs To Stop Doing What I Am Doing Now

I don't miss him at all. Seriously. :V
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on June 02, 2009, 06:03:47 AM
How Could You Not Appreciate This? This Is Art In Text Form.
Far More Beautiful And Thought Provoking Than An Autobiography Of God Himself.

I cannot keep that up for a whole paragraph. And my dog is trying to eat my mouse.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on June 02, 2009, 06:20:38 AM
I demand someone post an image of Youmu being incredibly moe, because I hate her right now. ;_;

Also, Trance, because someone on the channel wants to know REALLY badly (I don't know why), have you beaten all the PC Touhous on lunatic?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on June 02, 2009, 06:28:15 AM
Why would you hate Youmu?

I mean, you don't hate your pillow right?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on June 02, 2009, 06:30:42 AM
Also, Trance, because someone on the channel wants to know REALLY badly (I don't know why), have you beaten all the PC Touhous on lunatic?

PC as in Windows? I've only beaten PoFV Lunatic once. That's it. I don't like the Windows Touhou games barring PoFV. Hell I haven't even played PCB.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on June 02, 2009, 06:32:09 AM
You want moe Youmu? Is this moe enough for you?
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d146/_Subaru_chan_/YoumuKonpaku112.png)
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on June 02, 2009, 06:37:37 AM
I am oh-so-very-fucking sure that I could keep this up for an entire goddamned paragraph, if I felt fucking crazy enough. Or just fucking bored for that matter. In fact, maybe I should keep a "fucking" counter to see how many times I use the fucking (five) word. But... nah. That'd take the fun out of it. In all seriousness, though. I'm impressed that people can do this so casually without slipping and accidentally speaking 'properly' for all of ten seconds. It's amazing, really.

In any case, people. ...how are you today?

...Well, aren't you fucking precious? >:V

⊂二二二( ^ω^)二⊃ ブーーーーーン!!!!
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on June 02, 2009, 06:41:28 AM
PC as in Windows? I've only beaten PoFV Lunatic once. That's it. I don't like the Windows Touhou games barring PoFV. Hell I haven't even played PCB.

I see. Well, when I just mentioned that you are awesome at PC-98, for some reason he really wanted to know and wanted you to face SA lunatic. I don't know why. >.>

In other news, I am officially one of those anomalies that is good at HRtP. I never thought I'd 1cc the Makai route on lunatic...

Also, not moe enough. :( See, for quite a while I've been trying to perfect Youmu on lunatic, and tonight it happened again...I finally capture Hell God Sword (one of the hardest spell cards in the series FYI) again, make it to her last spell card...crash and burn. ;_; I love Youmu, but it's hard to forgive her for stuff like that.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on June 02, 2009, 06:42:44 AM
I'm Feeling Just Wonderful, As Reminiscing Always Puts Me In A Good Mood. My A Key On My Keyboard Seems To Be Stuck, So I Have To Jam My Finger Down Onto It To Get The God Damned Thing To Work. I Tried To Eat An Apple Fritter Earlier, But Shoved It Back Into The Package For Someone Else To Eat Because It Was Fucking Awful And Tasted Like A Crunchy Sponge.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on June 02, 2009, 06:44:39 AM
I see. Well, when I just mentioned that you are awesome at PC-98, for some reason he really wanted to know and wanted you to face SA lunatic. I don't know why. >.>

In other news, I am officially one of those anomalies that is good at HRtP. I never thought I'd 1cc the Makai route on lunatic...

SA Lunatic can go die in a fucking fire okay. Also I don't like SA.

Congrats on Makai route Luna 1cc. Now 1cc MS Lunatic
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on June 02, 2009, 06:47:24 AM
SA Lunatic can go die in a fucking fire okay. Also I don't like SA.

Congrats on Makai route Luna 1cc. Now 1cc MS Lunatic

(http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/4610/mysticawesome.png)

*poke* *poke*

Hint: Say "PoDD lunatic is a fucking joke" to get to me
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: N-Forza on June 02, 2009, 06:48:10 AM
Lyrica is one of my favorite characters, but she and her sisters still give me the most trouble in PCB.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on June 02, 2009, 06:50:34 AM

*poke* *poke*

Hint: Say "PoDD lunatic is a fucking joke" to get to me

Do it again

PoDD Lunatic is a fucking joke it just takes forever
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on June 02, 2009, 07:02:24 AM
Is it bad if your dog kind of smells like Doritos?
Like, he's the cutest thing... But he smells so bad.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on June 02, 2009, 07:10:51 AM
Do it again

PoDD Lunatic is a fucking joke it just takes forever

That picture is actually my second 1cc. :V It's the one where I beat Yumeko with only one death.

And >:( I suck at the phantasmagoria games, alright? I don't like games where your skill has no effect on when the computer decides to die, alright?

Although to be honest, the prospect of 1ccing the game's lunatic is tempting...just so I can TRULY wear the title of "PC-98 master." I should probably beat normal first though...>_>

BTW, goaded by Ruro into trying PoDD lunatic, I got to stage 4 before losing all my lives to one boss.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on June 02, 2009, 07:15:37 AM
And >:( I suck at the phantasmagoria games, alright? I don't like games where your skill has no effect on when the computer decides to die, alright?

>_>;; Actually yes it does... albeit in an indirect way
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on June 02, 2009, 07:18:27 AM
Whatever. The point is that the computer is still 90% in control of when it decides to get hit. If I actually found it or PoFV entertaining I may actually have the patience for it like I did HRtP lunatic, but the fact is that I don't.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on June 02, 2009, 08:26:41 AM
Whatever. The point is that the computer is still 90% in control of when it decides to get hit. If I actually found it or PoFV entertaining I may actually have the patience for it like I did HRtP lunatic, but the fact is that I don't.

Fair enough.

I'll miss the fun times of spending 7 minutes beating the last round of PoDD Lunatic.
In contrast, it only took me less than HALF that time to beat Shiki in PoFV Luna
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Mr_Bob on June 02, 2009, 08:52:37 AM
Fair enough.

I'll miss the fun times of spending 7 minutes beating the last round of PoDD Lunatic.
In contrast, it only took me less than HALF that time to beat Shiki in PoFV Luna

Seven minutes for the split-screen shooters on Lunatic! Ah, fiddlesticks, that is ridiculous.
I must applaud your finesse.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on June 02, 2009, 12:02:25 PM
Getting quizzed of my Windows Touhou achievements has me wondering - did I ever post my Touhou achievements here? I don't think I did... But I don't think I should...
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on June 02, 2009, 12:25:50 PM
I Miss Bennie. Does Anyone Remember Him? It's A Habit.

I'm posting again. How have you all been?

No I don't miss him at all.

He was retarded, along with MMXZ and Pedo, and I few others.

Although not as retarded as Videogamer though =/.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Pesco on June 02, 2009, 01:48:44 PM
You mean the Pedo we still have here?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on June 02, 2009, 01:50:19 PM
I used to be afraid to post here. Absolute fact.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on June 02, 2009, 01:53:42 PM
Trancehime is the most awesome member in the forums.

Confirm/Deny ?

No way! It's you.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on June 02, 2009, 02:09:43 PM
Go ahead Trance, I want to know for sure how awesome you are.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on June 02, 2009, 05:50:41 PM
I demand someone post an image of Youmu being incredibly moe, because I hate her right now. ;_;

k lol

(http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/3830/youmoe01.jpg)
(http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/4701/youmoe02.jpg)
(http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/7747/youmoe03.jpg)

And I finally fixed my Ruro spellcards. Here goes, MoTK-ized for your consumption:

EASY/NORMAL:

Canon Sign 「Shoot the Bullet」
Suddenly, StB returns. Player character is tossed a camera and is forced to take six photos of Aya Syameimaruro, who is jumping around a la Illusionary Dominance, raining down frighteningly random tiny orange bullets everywhere. There is no pattern to this at all, and no consistency each time the player sees this scene.

Endless Flirtation 「Yuritastic Exploitation」
Set off by the player's remark about hot yuri action between Ruro and any other female in the Touhou community, Maruro Kirisame rains down her favourite constellations from the skies at the player, increasing her speed every five seconds. About halfway down the lifebar, lasers start popping out too.

Windows Sign 「I Think PoFV is the Best Dual Shooter in Touhou」
Ruroeiki Sakuraxanadu's judgement baton multiplies across the screen and she goes after you with a Dragon-level barrage of hot dog danmaku. Higanbana background.

Virtue of Easy and Normal 「Honesty of Purpose」
Intent on showing you just how difficult Normal mode can be, Rureimu Hakurei adapts one of her favourite attacks to danmaku: Unnamed - Mysterious Flying Shrine Maiden. Except this time it's so much scarier than in IaMP, because there is no easy way to kill her in seconds (rofl Suika's 6c). It's frighteningly fast, rapidly shooting blue, orange, and purple charm danmaku in a circular rotation. And there are no safespots at all. Prepare to die.

All Things Must Come to an End 「Original Idiot Maiden」
Ruroko Saigyouji summons her butterflies of death all around her and sends them fluttering down at the player, intent on finishing them. Halfway through, they are accompanied by bright orange charm danmaku hailing down from the heavens.

HARD/LUNATIC:

Dual-Shooter 「Split the Screen」
Suddenly, PoFV and PoDD! Player must last 40 seconds against Rurokoto, who starts out at full gauge. Consolation: you have Gorilla Power from PoDD at your disposal.

End to Flirtation 「the haremm@ster」
Satoruro Komeiji outright steals the spellcards of some of her harem members. There are up to six available modes here, depending on who is playing.

- Serpentarius A - From Serpentarius himself, Repect her Authority 「Cleansed Crystal Judgement - Serpentarius」. As the only other Shikieiki fan in creation, Satoruro is intent on wiping Serp out. So she summons Serp's own sinful self to do battle with him... in the form of Akiha Rurohno!  My "mutual rape" sense is tingling.It should.
- Serpentarius B - From Ruka, Omni-Directional Laser 「Cirque du Voile」. A half-ring of light with long lasers attatched to it that rotates quickly, too quickly, while purple danmaku comes in from the sides.

- Pesco47 A - From Arsen, Flower Sign 「Le Soeur de la Rosa」. Surrounded by red lasers circumscribed (uh-oh)(it's a geometry term) around Ruro in a vaguely rose-like shape, green bullet danmaku spreads out every which way, and once it reaches the bottom of the screen, the green buds "bloom" and more red bullets spawn from the bottom.
- Pesco47 B - From Kilgamayan, Obsession 「The Inaba of the Moon and the Shame of the Earth」. From the top of the screen, bright white bullets. From the bottom, dark black ones. It's easy to see the white ones against the background of the night sky-- not so much the black ones! Exclusively to Lunatic, the screens alternate from time to time and shoot black from the top and white from the bottom.

- A-Mouse - Hearkening back to ICS, Satoruro uses Bilingual Sign 「El Orgullo de Tenochtitlan y la Patagonia」, her old combination attack with VIVI, in which VIVI and S. Ruro fire off ?'s, ?'s, ?'s, ?'s, and other oddities of Spanish punctuation as danmaku. I'm not seeing nearly enough interrobangs hereThey're not Spanish punctuation, they're English
- B-Mouse - Another tribute to ICS, Okazaki Sign 「Heart of Gold」 is her attack from E-Mouse himself. Large golden crosses fly every which way, exploding into dozens of smaller bullets upon being hit. Additionally, some of them will randomly turn sun-sized for no real reason except that it would be improbable of them to do so.

PC-98 Sign 「I think PoDD is Better」
SUDDENLY PC-98 GRAPHICS. Ruremi Sakurazaki pulls on her cape and uses cross danmaku against you. Strawberries fill the background. Not that you'll notice next to the graphics.

Long-Time Normal Player's Resentment 「Screw your Lunatic, brb seppuku」
Just to rub it into the Lunatic players' faces, Watatsuki no Rurohime puts no effort into her attack at all. In fact, if the player shoots at her, she absorbs the player's danmaku and increases her spellcard time with it. She also fires no bullets. Basically, all you have to do to beat this spellcard is just sit there for sixty seconds while the timer runs out. The Easy/Normal equivalent of this spellcard is what passes for Lunatic in any other game. In Hard mode, however, she is significantly less angered at the player's mere presence and actually puts up a respectable fight, firing peach danmaku at them in a slightly modified version of this spellcard: 「Hard Mode is Good Practice」.

Oriental Evening Sky 「Rainbow Sniper」
Tenshi Ruronai, wielding the Sword of Hisou, waves it at the player as she chases after them around the screen, releasing rainbow-coloured waves of danmaku. About halfway through, she will start shooting out random red lasers left and right, with the intention of pinning the player down into a position where they will certainly die.

LUNATIC ONLY:

Mystic Eyes of Deathbomb Perception 「Semper Idiot Maiden」
Rurogi Shiki physically chases you around the screen, each time releasing long red, thin lasers at your position, as well as random bursts of red bullets. She's much faster than you can hope to outrace, and so your only choice is to keep avoiding her long knives until you time her out, because it is nigh-impossible to shoot her down while she's moving so quickly. (Death)bombing might happen more often than you hope, because the long knives tend to create walls where you least expect them.

Last Spell

Player is Serpentarius - White Rose of Chireiden 「Everything is an Extended Metaphor」
White rose petals. And Sakura petals. And Sumire (violet) petals. And Iris petals. And Tachibana (azalea) petals. And wisteria petals. And lily petals. And camellia petals. And higanbana petals. All used by Sakura Rurouni as razor-sharp flower petal danmaku. Why not?

Player is Pesco47 - High-Stakes Gambit 「##Yuyuko Doll: Pesco47」
Easily-dodged white bullets shoot from Sakura Rurouni at first, and then the screen's vision suddenly collapses inwards, a lot like the Mystia fight from IN. With your vision reduced to almost nothing, bright red knives come out of the darkness from unknown directions. If you die, you explode in a burst of pink and blue light.

Player is E-Mouse - Wildest Dreams 「Moderators of Pooshlmer」
E-Mouse must confront a copy of himself alongside S. Ruro. As the mods of Pooshlmer, S. Ruro and E-Mouse are the defenders of all that is good and sane in the imageboard, and tolerate no dissent-- not even from a lowly mouse. Near the end, S. Ruro and E-Mouse spontaneously explode, because there is no such thing as moderation in Pooshlmer. Therefore, this card can never be captured. :V

... wait, 'player is E-mouse?'Yes, 'cause you're one of the three new player characters, Idiot Maidens. You are now officially your own worst enemy :D

Last Word

The Truth Shall Set You Free 「Ruro no Sekai」
Lightning flashes, thunder booms, and things fall apart. The center cannot hold, and the end of the world is nigh as Hotaruro Tomoe prepares to bring the Silence to the planet. As the screen shakes, purple danmaku swirls in from the right as mere anarchy is released onto the player, accompanied by the loosing of the blood-dimmed tide in the form of waves of red bullet danmaku from the left. Thirty seconds in, the background switches to a desert. Ravens fly in from the top of the screen and divebomb the player. Slowly a vortex descends from the top of the screen, whirling danmaku everywhere at top speeds. Vexed to nightmare, the player must survive all of this, as well as white lasers from Hotaruro's Glaive that emerge from time to time. At the end of the Last Word, right when her lifebar is about to run out, Hotaruro raises the Glaive, ready to leave the world a lifeless cinder suspended in the black void of space; stop her and you shall be set free.

Moral of the Story: Don't ever let Ruro play SA.

PS:
PoDD Lunatic is a fucking joke
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on June 02, 2009, 07:52:49 PM
Thanks Ruro. =D Moe enough for me. And no it isn't, and I may actually become crazy enough to try PoDD some more to prove you wrong. Let me say too that HRtP lunatic is overrated now that it's over and done with. :P

So anyway, I learned something today in math: As long as I do the next three homework assignments (I haven't, since homework's worth nothing in there), I don't have to do the final! If I can ace this retest today, I will essentially have an A in my worst class! As long as I get 100%...

And also, lol this means that there are only 3 classes I have with a proper final. With this, math and animal science have no final at all, my elk thing is essentially my ecology final, I just finished the last P.E fitness test, and a simple project in English is our final (BTW, I finally got rid of The Scarlet Letter).

tl;dr: Wish me luck on my math retest.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Kanako Yasaka on June 02, 2009, 09:09:50 PM
Back from school and all that.

My stupid mom took away my kb and mouse yesterday because I lost my temper (like always) and slammed the door. :D

Btw, that MIDI thing is pretty awesome.

Now, for PCB extra. Well, maybe in a bit.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Moerin on June 02, 2009, 09:32:32 PM
So apparently, according to some people on Mogulus Livestream, I'm moe.

Discuss.

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y147/exitjmouse/misc2/Reimu_Yaranaika.jpg)
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on June 02, 2009, 09:44:55 PM
I'd rather not. In any case... I'm gonna go back to thinking up what I should do for DECK C.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on June 02, 2009, 09:47:54 PM
So apparently, according to some people on Mogulus Livestream, I'm moe.

Discuss.

You're moe~

<3
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Ghaleon on June 02, 2009, 09:55:54 PM
Back from school and all that.

My stupid mom took away my kb and mouse yesterday because I lost my temper (like always) and slammed the door. :D

Btw, that MIDI thing is pretty awesome.

Now, for PCB extra. Well, maybe in a bit.

How can anybody who enjoys touhou lose their temper on stuff? >=P.

Seriously though this is the most friendly and laid back forum community I've ever met, it really is a gem, I *sniff* I'm getting all teary eyed now.

BTW, can someone please explain to me what the difference is (supposed to be) between the everything else forum, and the math classroom forum? they both seem pretty damn off topic to me, I don't see any patterns.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: E-Nazrin on June 02, 2009, 10:11:53 PM
How can anybody who enjoys touhou lose their temper on stuff? >=P.

Not everyone plays Lunatic, dear. And three hundred attempts at timing out Momiji is :( no matter who you are.

Quote
BTW, can someone please explain to me what the difference is (supposed to be) between the everything else forum, and the math classroom forum? they both seem pretty damn off topic to me, I don't see any patterns.

Mods didn't like how silly the Everything Else forum was getting a while back, and the Idiot Maiden power abuse was considered a little risky in a 'real' forum section. So, here we are. Consider it the spam forum.

Also YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD SHUT UP JESUS
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Ghaleon on June 02, 2009, 10:33:21 PM
Not everyone plays Lunatic, dear. And three hundred attempts at timing out Momiji is :( no matter who you are.

Mods didn't like how silly the Everything Else forum was getting a while back, and the Idiot Maiden power abuse was considered a little risky in a 'real' forum section. So, here we are. Consider it the spam forum.

Also YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD SHUT UP JESUS

well I don't even know what this abusemaiden is about either lol. I could read hundreds of pages in hopes of MAYBE figuring it out... but no sorry.

I don't play lunatic (much) yet either. I've only played touhou for 2-3 weeks. My more important point though is it's strage to see such a nice community talk about losing their temper.

Based on what you told me though. There is an "abuse maiden" contest. And the winner gets to be a mod in this childforum of the offtopic forum? sounds a little strange to me, but meh.

As for Ghaleon being dead. He has all of the qualities I enjoy in a character.

been both a villain and a hero, had long white hair (DONT YOU EFFING DARE SAY SEPHIROTH.. I've liked long white hair *LOOOONG* before FF6 as even made so stfu arghaghagh >=P). Isn't a child... too many rpgs feature main characters that are still in their pubes.. ugh.

Lunar itself was so superior and ahead of its time as a game back then.

Blah, I wont go into that. I've been a diehard lunar/ghaleon fan since before my age had 2 digits.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on June 02, 2009, 10:47:02 PM
Hey, lunatic players rage all the time. >_>

And this abuse maiden thing is because Edible is abusing me. ;_; It's a long story, and the first 4 threads are lost forever on the old forum.

Anyway, I GOT 100% ON THE RETEST!!!!! :D As long as I do these homework assignments, I have an A in math!

Also, I finished the last 7 elk comics in one class. It shows the difference between me when I'm slacking off and me when due dates draw near.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on June 02, 2009, 11:15:59 PM
Don't question this thread. If you don't get what's going on, you don't belong here :P
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Ghaleon on June 02, 2009, 11:17:14 PM
Don't question this thread. If you don't get what's going on, you don't belong here :P

take my previous quote back, this forum has its douche >=P.

you learn nothing by never questioning anything foo.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on June 02, 2009, 11:27:55 PM
Don't question this thread. If you don't get what's going on, you don't belong here :P
I've never even tried to do that, I just flow with graze the stream.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on June 02, 2009, 11:31:42 PM
take my previous quote back, this forum has its douche >=P.

you learn nothing by never questioning anything foo.

But then you'll never learn how to do things by yourself :P
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: E-Nazrin on June 03, 2009, 12:12:25 AM
take my previous quote back, this forum has its douche >=P.

You haven't met Moogy, have you?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Ghaleon on June 03, 2009, 12:20:02 AM
But then you'll never learn how to do things by yourself :P
Really? gee funny seeing how I've had to learn pretty much everything on my own.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: E-Nazrin on June 03, 2009, 12:31:23 AM
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y147/exitjmouse/misc2/TeachSpray.gif)

But seriously guys cool it.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Kanako Yasaka on June 03, 2009, 12:31:37 AM
How can anybody who enjoys touhou lose their temper on stuff? >=P.
I have anger management issues. Rather bad ones, if I could say so myself.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on June 03, 2009, 12:48:57 AM
Rage...RAGE...

YOUMU!!!!

*looks at Ruro's picture*

D'AWWWWWWWWWW! <3

But seriously, WTF Hell God Sword?

So anyway...since I've beaten HRtP lunatic...I was thinking...

...

I'd attempt PoDD normal.

D:

:|
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Sodium on June 03, 2009, 02:00:18 AM
Is it weird that I captured God's Flashing Slash Lunatic on my tenth time facing it? =V

Yes.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Edible on June 03, 2009, 02:47:54 AM
Ads with teeth in them need to be banished from the internet.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: helvetica on June 03, 2009, 02:51:03 AM
What about teeth with ads in them?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Edible on June 03, 2009, 02:52:30 AM
Totally okay with those.

Bling bling~
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on June 03, 2009, 04:08:53 AM
TSO is officially moe with that avatar.

And geez, it's so weird to admit things in a public forum that you've never admitted to anyone IRL...

Tell me about it.   :(
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: E-Nazrin on June 03, 2009, 04:17:11 AM
I live on the internet. I don't say much to anyone in person, honestly.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Demonlord Pichu on June 03, 2009, 04:22:23 AM
I don't admit nothing to anyone, regardless if I'm on the internet or IRL. I mean is there really a reason to?

Of course, somethings people are better off not knowing, regardless of where you are...

Lucky you, I eventually tell when I'm under pressure or something.

I suppose, although since I rarely admit anything to anyone, it makes it difficult to tell others what's going on with me in case something really is wrong.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on June 03, 2009, 05:02:11 AM
...

PoDD normal...

ASLKDFJAKLSCAKLJADSFASLKDFJAKLFJKL

And in my defense, I didn't tell, Ruro guessed. >.>
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on June 03, 2009, 05:29:45 AM
I have NO shame whatsoever. I say whatever I want wherever and whenever. I am an open book.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on June 03, 2009, 05:44:11 AM
Good for you. Me. I prefer to keep some things to myself. That, and there are some things i'd rather forget. Not because it was outright horrible but because I was a fucking imbecile back then and they just annoy me.

In any case. *Goes back to stuff*
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on June 03, 2009, 06:59:35 AM
Trance! Trance! Where are you?! I found some videos of your brethren floating on the internet, still fresh!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz09H_lvwYA&feature=player_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvSJAVkILD8&feature=player_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yLHILk-LNY&feature=player_embedded

You will not believe what boys can do.

Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on June 03, 2009, 07:07:13 AM
Trance! Trance! Where are you?! I found some videos of your brethren floating on the internet, still fresh!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz09H_lvwYA&feature=player_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvSJAVkILD8&feature=player_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yLHILk-LNY&feature=player_embedded

You will not believe what boys can do.
...
Fire. Lots of it.
NAO.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on June 03, 2009, 07:15:04 AM
Watching means you admitted to temporary gayness you know.

I bet you at least OOOOHHHHH'ed
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: E-Nazrin on June 03, 2009, 07:37:42 AM
At least it wasn't a 'reality' TV show.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on June 03, 2009, 07:50:07 AM
(http://img2.imageshack.us/img2/4747/wtfyumemi.png)

What is this I don't even

EDIT: And now I 1cc'd PoFV normal too...I admit, Shikieiki's battle is epic, even if it's cheap.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on June 03, 2009, 08:19:15 AM
イケるな!

Trance! Trance! Where are you?! I found some videos of your brethren floating on the internet, still fresh!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz09H_lvwYA&feature=player_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvSJAVkILD8&feature=player_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yLHILk-LNY&feature=player_embedded

You will not believe what boys can do.


hahaha oh god
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Mr_Bob on June 03, 2009, 08:33:22 AM
Watching means you admitted to temporary gayness you know.

I bet you at least OOOOHHHHH'ed

What if you only watched 30 seconds of it?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Tapsa on June 03, 2009, 08:36:23 AM
you still handled a radioactive material
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on June 03, 2009, 08:41:38 AM
you still handled a radioactive material

I must be immune to radioactive material then
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: E-Nazrin on June 03, 2009, 08:46:46 AM
Or you're already mutated?

Does this mean Trance can apply to the X-men?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on June 03, 2009, 08:56:44 AM
Or you're already mutated?

Does this mean Trance can apply to the X-men?

Man, if I mutated? What would I gain out of it?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: E-Nazrin on June 03, 2009, 08:59:22 AM
The power to seduce both men and women?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Tapsa on June 03, 2009, 09:01:36 AM
The ability to drag old, unfunny running gags of yourself for months.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Hello Purvis on June 03, 2009, 10:05:40 AM
Cancer.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on June 03, 2009, 12:16:33 PM
Trance can Uguu~~ his way out of a bad situation.

BEAT THAT WOLVERINE!

BET YOU CAN'T UGUU PHOENIX NOT TO BLOW CHUNKS OUT OF YOU.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Hello Purvis on June 03, 2009, 12:21:59 PM
Are you arguing that he can out godmode a Marvel Character?

Because, man, that's like being wetter than an ocean.

Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on June 03, 2009, 12:28:33 PM
TRANCEHIME CONFIRMED FOR MARVEL VS CAPCOM 2 HD!
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on June 03, 2009, 12:30:36 PM
The strength of Uguu can outhax Doctor Manhattan's massive blue whale that travels through time and space
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: E-Nazrin on June 03, 2009, 12:32:46 PM
BEHOLD, THE POWER OF MOE!
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on June 03, 2009, 12:33:12 PM
Are you arguing that he can out godmode a Marvel Character?

Because, man, that's like being wetter than an ocean.

I would like to outgodmod a Marvel Character
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Hello Purvis on June 03, 2009, 12:35:19 PM
Ye gods.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: E-Nazrin on June 03, 2009, 12:43:01 PM
It can't be worse than this, Pervicus.

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y147/exitjmouse/misc2/Okuu_SunnyD.jpg)
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Hello Purvis on June 03, 2009, 12:49:36 PM
You'd be surprised (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mad_Jim_Jaspers), Mus.

Seriously? That's it? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haruhi_Suzumiya)

Edit: Yeah, but she's mostly a protagonist. They had to fight and beat that guy.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on June 03, 2009, 12:51:38 PM
Uguu is the equivalent of a supernova jammed up the tight ass of a porcupine and sent into warp 9 directly into several suns and entering a black hole while surviving on Gpop's left nut.

That is how powerful it is.

while we are on topic, there was that Malaysia Can Do It campaign...
and we came out with:

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/4205/drmalaysia.jpg

Dr. Malaysia.

Yep, 100% original
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Hello Purvis on June 03, 2009, 12:54:12 PM
But several of those factors cancel out!

...Unless you use imaginary numbers. Oh man. I didn't think of that.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on June 03, 2009, 12:55:47 PM
My left nut is that awesome.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: E-Nazrin on June 03, 2009, 12:58:39 PM
Maybe that was a bad idea.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on June 03, 2009, 12:59:26 PM
My left nut is that awesome.

yes sir, almost the awesomeness of a cosmic blue wang
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Hello Purvis on June 03, 2009, 01:07:14 PM
My left nut is that awesome.

But it's so alone. ;_;
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on June 03, 2009, 01:08:26 PM
But it's so alone. ;_;

Hey I said it's awesome.

I never said that it was lonely =/.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Hello Purvis on June 03, 2009, 01:10:39 PM
You try to cover up the truth, but we all know it.

It's lonely at the top. It's got no one it can respect, no one it can consider an equal.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Prody on June 03, 2009, 02:31:32 PM
I look into Cirno's classroom and I see:

Purvis
Purvis
Purvis
Purvis
Purvis
Purvis
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Hello Purvis on June 03, 2009, 06:15:05 PM
Shit's like Beetlejuice, man.

Now I have to make a mess of your pots and pans haunt your foes.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on June 03, 2009, 06:32:01 PM
I just did the majority of my Japanese final today. I think it went pretty well, so that's one more final down. Also, first of three math assignments needed to secure my A completed.

And oh god what's wrong with me? I actually feel tempted to start playing the Phantasmagoria games more. First I need to learn how everything works though...

:D
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Moerin on June 03, 2009, 06:33:42 PM
And oh god what's wrong with me? I actually feel tempted to start playing the Phantasmagoria games more. First I need to learn how everything works though...

ONE OF US!  ONE OF US!
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on June 03, 2009, 06:35:39 PM
Well the english patch is out now =/

!

Maybe that'll encourage you to play PoFV even more?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Hello Purvis on June 03, 2009, 06:42:44 PM
I just did the majority of my Japanese final today. I think it went pretty well, so that's one more final down. Also, first of three math assignments needed to secure my A completed.

And oh god what's wrong with me? I actually feel tempted to start playing the Phantasmagoria games more. First I need to learn how everything works though...

(http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/654/katamaridamacyprincedanhm6.gif)

☆GET☆DOWN☆

Also,

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y147/exitjmouse/misc2/YuyukoKatamari.png)
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on June 03, 2009, 06:50:41 PM
Well the english patch is out now =/

Maybe that'll encourage you to play PoFV even more?
It's out?
BRB downloading.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Hello Purvis on June 03, 2009, 06:56:34 PM
It's out?
BRB downloading.

My Google-Fu is weak and scurvy-ridden. Link that business?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Moerin on June 03, 2009, 06:58:58 PM
http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?topic=582.msg20135

It's, um, not very difficult to find, really.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Ghaleon on June 03, 2009, 06:59:05 PM
I'm hungry
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Hello Purvis on June 03, 2009, 07:06:11 PM
http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?topic=582.msg20135

It's, um, not very difficult to find, really.

Yes, but you forget that I am handsome, strong, and idiot!

But seriously, thanks homeslice, I appreciate it! =]

(http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/8944/respekknuckles.gif)

(http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p307/SakuraRurouni/SISFIST.png)

Edit: Ah hell yeah!
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on June 03, 2009, 07:23:43 PM
(http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/8944/respekknuckles.gif)

Get on with the times, man. (http://www.brofist.com/)

With just this one image, Touhou became manly. (http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/4742/1236545887289.png)

...................__
............./??/'...'/???`??
........../'/.../..../......./??\
........('(...?...?.... ?~/'...')
.........\.................'...../
..........''...\.......... _.??
............\..............(

IF YOU WERE KILLED BY A UFO ATTACK I WOULDN'T BE AT YOUR FUNERAL BECAUSE I'D BE IN PRISON FOR KILLING THE SHRINE MAIDEN THAT KILLED YOU
ICHIRIN + UNZAN ARE TRUE BROS
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER

PS: SISFIST is funnier

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y147/exitjmouse/misc2/Alice_UnzanPunch2.jpg)
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on June 03, 2009, 07:29:13 PM
Shit's like Beetlejuice, man.

Now I have to make a mess of your pots and pans haunt your foes.

You are not a heron. you do not ahev a long neck and pick fish out of the water w/ your nonexistant beak. Go away.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on June 03, 2009, 10:43:29 PM
Oh god damnit, now I have to play PoFV. D:
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Edible on June 03, 2009, 10:46:02 PM
It can't be worse than this, Pervicus.

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y147/exitjmouse/misc2/Okuu_SunnyD.jpg)

<3<3<3
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on June 03, 2009, 10:47:32 PM
The sound on my PoFV is broken. :c
Well, the sounds work, but the music died.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on June 03, 2009, 11:40:30 PM
Aww, what a shame. I decided to test it out with mah main ⑨ Cirno, but WTF. Her focus speed is ridiculous, and makes her near unplayable. I had to play on easy mode. Still...<3 Cirno.

So 14 more endings to go...including the two extra clears I have to get. D:

Hope you're having fun.

Meh, the game is boring on easy mode. But Cirno's focus speed is so retarded I HAD to play on it if I didn't want to get frustrated.

By retarded do you mean too fast or too slow (...x_x)

As in WTF her focus speed is faster than Reimu's unfocused speed in EoSD/PCB.

Good lord.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on June 04, 2009, 12:35:36 AM
Sorry to double post, but I predict an edit overwrite if I do this in that post. I decided on my last word to finally finish this little thing.

Yep.

Pooshlmer War: Donut moves to the center of the screen, and around him a circle of constantly moving nameless fairies form. The diameter of the circle is about as big as the circle of not death Yugi gives in Knockout in Three Steps BTW. These fairies make everything outside the circle essentially death with a backwards barrage, forcing you into the circle. Anyway, these fairies all begin firing flame bullets at Donut's position, dividing the circle into small sections of safe room. They then begin circling around him at a moderate pace, forcing the player to keep up with the rotating circle of flames. Donut himself sends poorly aimed response bullets in random directions throughout the card, so the trick is that you must circle around in the small area between the flames, while dodging his random bullets, and survive long enough to drain his health bar.

Meh.

EDIT: Second run through done. Question: Does Reimu have some sort of disease where she can't hit the computer? Because it seems like it. I didn't make the 1cc, but Shiki died all the same. I have to say though...the endings in this game are lovely, and make it all worth it. Consider this my Shikieiki fan conditioning. I've never really cared for her before, but maybe by the end of all this I'll be a fan.

Siki is awesome.


Also, when I first saw her in March 2k8, I thought she was a police officer. O_o

"Oh look, it's Komachi. What are you doing here? Are you selling oil or something?"

And I'm going to be SO sick of the credits by the end of this. It doesn't help that Another Dream is far and away the worst staff roll theme.

You can hold the... skip button, I don't know what it is on the keyboard, to speed through it.

Also yeah the last few stages can be pretty brutal. I died to Shiki three times as Mystia. Then beat her with full lives left. what

Party @ Post 837!

If polls still existed, I'd put one up to ask which character I should play next. Anyone other than Reimu, Cirno, Komachi, and Shikieiki will do (because I haven't beaten extra yet. >.>)

Medi so you don't have to hear her horrible excuse for a theme

Isn't Medicine like the Marisa B of PoFV?

Only against computers, and only offensively (I find her L1 pretty bleh). I'm midway through clearing as her.

She seems more capable of driving people insane than Reisen.

Also * Hatbot --> "E-Naz|PoFV rolls d15 and gets 7." [d15=7] so do whoever's seventh from the top unless you've cleared that already.

EDIT: Also Medicine and Yuuka's conversation is solid gold
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Kanako Yasaka on June 04, 2009, 03:08:01 AM
See you guys in about 4 days! I have to get up at 6:15 tomorrow so I can catch my flight to DC.


Bye. o/

Bye 'nako \o
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on June 04, 2009, 03:13:39 AM
Bye!

Also, since I have a new post here: I think I may be able to circumnavigate that tricky issue of "mah computer's dying, I can't come here if it dies before we get a new one during Summer." See, it seems that my sister's coming home for the Summer. This actually annoys my mom, since she's nearly 20 and doesn't have a job, and apparently this means they need to go apartment hunting AGAIN, but ignoring that (...>_>), she always has her laptop these days. I'm sure at the very least I can convince her to let me on for at least a little bit every day if it comes to that.

So =D
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on June 04, 2009, 03:16:05 AM
Not so =D, really.
For some reason, PoFV+Laptop=Laaaaaag.
Even SA loads faster.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Jana on June 04, 2009, 03:17:47 AM
If polls still existed, I'd put one up to ask which character I should play next. Anyone other than Reimu, Cirno, Komachi, and Shikieiki will do (because I haven't beaten extra yet. >.>)

I like playing as Mystia, if only for the adorable pairing of her with Mokou and to play as another member of team (9).

Also, since my own laptop is basically gone forever as punishment, I have to use my sister's when she's doing other stuff. It's gonna be hard to get online until the fall, I think... Good luck, Donut!
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on June 04, 2009, 03:43:53 AM
For story, play as Aya. For some reason she's has the easiest story mode, along with another character, but I forgot who =/.

Medicine. That was probably the most comfortable PoFV Normal 1CC I've had yet.

But I don't really have a main =/. I haven't played PoFV in a while, but I'm starting again to read those endings.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on June 04, 2009, 03:49:21 AM
By abusing my Idiot Maiden powers for one of the last times, I have made Kanako's title match my new one and Donut's.

It seems that I will be the only Idiot Maiden Maiden for a while, too. :|

In PoFV related news! I'm going to get the English patch, play Shiki's story mode, and go rock out.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on June 04, 2009, 04:00:31 AM
Okay that's cool. have fun. :x
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on June 04, 2009, 04:04:41 AM
Well, like TSO said, the contest will be long, so I don't think you'll be stripped of your Idiot Maiden powers until it ends, Ruro. Rest calm, for now.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: N-Forza on June 04, 2009, 04:43:29 AM
why are there people having conversations with themselves

Remarkable, isn't it?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on June 04, 2009, 04:52:36 AM
why are there people having conversations with themselves
Actually, that's one of the powers of the Idiot Maidens.

SCIENCE
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on June 04, 2009, 04:53:43 AM
The US Government says I'm a pedo. :c
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on June 04, 2009, 04:59:10 AM
Okay then, I'm off to fail at PoFV again. I don't really care about Medicine...at all...but whatever.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on June 04, 2009, 05:00:00 AM
...How does that even work, YM?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Hououin Kyouma on June 04, 2009, 05:00:56 AM
The US Government says I'm a pedo. :c
That's because you put peni peni on our lolis :'(
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on June 04, 2009, 05:02:14 AM
'Cause I like shota.
They're all "IT'S CP! KILL KILL KILL!"
Christ.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on June 04, 2009, 05:13:22 AM
No I meant.

Aren't you a little too young to be a pedo? :V
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on June 04, 2009, 05:18:58 AM
No I meant.

Aren't you a little too young to be a pedo? :V
Yeah. It's kinda reassuring. A 15 year old girl is hopefully the last person they'd expect to haves gigs of shota.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: E-Nazrin on June 04, 2009, 05:22:38 AM
They underestimate the power of the fujoshi.

Also I keep having to continue to clear these :< OH WELL
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on June 04, 2009, 05:27:02 AM
Have to continue to clear what now?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on June 04, 2009, 05:28:21 AM
That's because you put peni peni on our lolis :'(
I will ALWAYS put peni peni on your lolis. Always and forever.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on June 04, 2009, 05:32:23 AM
They underestimate the power of the fujoshi.

Also I keep having to continue to clear these :< OH WELL

Eh, fujoshi...

婦女子じゃない
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Hououin Kyouma on June 04, 2009, 05:35:05 AM
I will ALWAYS put peni peni on your lolis. Always and forever.
I will counterpart you by making a file of gigs of lolis RAWR >:(
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on June 04, 2009, 05:37:26 AM
I will counterpart you by making a file of gigs of lolis RAWR >:(
And I will be sure to scribble peni peni on every last one of them. <3
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on June 04, 2009, 05:45:45 AM
'Cause I like shota.
They're all "IT'S CP! KILL KILL KILL!"
Christ.
Get out of the country, ASAP.
Come here, we don't even have internet policies, the only place where you're being viewed is the typical chat room.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on June 04, 2009, 05:50:45 AM
Where is that out of curiosity?

And Medicine's story down. I can almost see a likable character in her, but she's too boring. Also, damn it I can't even 1cc with what's supposed to be the ultra broken character! D: I can see that youkai moe is all that got me that 1cc last night...
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on June 04, 2009, 05:55:45 AM
Where is that out of curiosity?
Chile. Hell, we don't even care about downloading games and stuff!
(In fact, I'm sure there's a warez site that has evaded being shutdown for years)
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: E-Nazrin on June 04, 2009, 06:12:08 AM
It took me a lot of tries to first 1CC PoFV Normal. It takes very different playstyles, both from the normal games and between characters (had a hell of a time trying to adapt to Youmu).

I have to say, the endings of this one seem especially friendly. It's neat.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Ghaleon on June 04, 2009, 06:27:10 AM
It took me a lot of tries to first 1CC PoFV Normal. It takes very different playstyles, both from the normal games and between characters (had a hell of a time trying to adapt to Youmu).

I have to say, the endings of this one seem especially friendly. It's neat.

I really hate how you can't hold the shoot button down. bleh.
it also seems like there is a different kind of input lag, even with the vsync patch. moving doesn't have any lag, but STOPPING after you let go of the button seems to lag, almost like there's a hidden tile system and you automatically move to the next tile (which I know isn't really the case). Am I the only one who experiences this with that game?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Ghaleon on June 04, 2009, 06:28:13 AM
For story, play as Aya. For some reason she's has the easiest story mode, along with another character, but I forgot who =/.

Medicine. That was probably the most comfortable PoFV Normal 1CC I've had yet.

But I don't really have a main =/. I haven't played PoFV in a while, but I'm starting again to read those endings.

I believe you can't play aya until you already beat the game once. She's intentionally overpowered for that game.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on June 04, 2009, 06:32:29 AM
Aya's sluttiness is confirmed with the English patch's release. Her special ability...is to actually make the bullets on her side slow down. As in, the game is literally slower for her. That is ridiculous.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: E-Nazrin on June 04, 2009, 06:35:02 AM
I really hate how you can't hold the shoot button down. bleh.

Well, if you play focused-only, you can set the control scheme to "charge" and hold down fire. I don't like that version of the controls, though.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on June 04, 2009, 07:29:00 AM
FUCK TEWI
She's so fucking slow when focused!
But still, Poison!Tewi is quite funny.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: E-Nazrin on June 04, 2009, 07:44:54 AM
You want slow, play Yuuka.

Damn if she isn't easy to kill stuff with, though.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on June 04, 2009, 08:10:19 AM
You know what? I take back what I said about the phantasmagoria games starting to feel fun. That's just because I actually 1cc'd them. They're still the purest sense of the term used to describe stuff like Hell God Sword: Luck garbage.

In other news, Yuka is awesome~ That's four playthroughs in one day.

EDIT: Yeah, just wanted to clarify. I know the games are supposed to be this way. It'd be no fun if you weren't supposed to trap your opponent into situations they can't escape from. However, it does not work out to be fun when the computer can both do this and avoid any such trap you set for them. The game becomes unbalanced, and not fun.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Hello Purvis on June 04, 2009, 08:13:38 AM
"No Komachi, I don't want to listen to your gold records. No, I don't want to listen to your platinum records either! Hey, there's no such thing as a bronze record! Komachi you are actually not a recording star at all!"

So far I've beaten it with Sakuya on normal, but it ate all my continues. Tried Reisen, but I was only able to get to Shikieiki with one life (Knocked her down to two bars, though).
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: E-Nazrin on June 04, 2009, 09:00:47 AM
I intend to clear with everyone! AND MY BODY COMPLAINING ABOUT RUNNING ON LIKE FIVE HOURS OF SLEEP ISN'T GOING TO STOP ME
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Hello Purvis on June 04, 2009, 09:05:19 AM
TELL IT TO SHUT UP AND GET YOU A DRINK.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: E-Nazrin on June 04, 2009, 11:50:35 AM
MISSION COMPLETE.

Now to find some caffeine.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Hello Purvis on June 04, 2009, 12:04:06 PM
MISSION COMPLETE.

Now to find some caffeine.

(http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/1883/tentaclegrapebottlerq4.jpg)
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Pedonymous on June 04, 2009, 12:05:26 PM
(http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/1883/tentaclegrapebottlerq4.jpg)
I'd drink it.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Hello Purvis on June 04, 2009, 12:08:00 PM
I'd drink it.

The power is yours, homeskillet. (http://www.tentaclegrape.com/)
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on June 04, 2009, 12:22:48 PM
I found Yuka to be the hardest, especially on Siki for some reason =/

But Tewi, I found that one of her special abilities is literally "luck", because I remembered that many times against Siki and Komachi my Tewi auto-bombed when she was about to get hit.

Aya was just damn easy from some reason. I still don't know who the other was. Maybe it was Medicine, but I think it was either Lyrica or Cirno =/.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on June 04, 2009, 12:47:42 PM
Tewi auto-bombs as her special ability, yes

Aya dies to human players, Aya owns AI players
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on June 04, 2009, 01:24:14 PM
Btw I think changing you displayed name is retarded.

I can't even fucking tell who's who now.

Cool people keep their names as it is 8)
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on June 04, 2009, 01:41:31 PM
Btw I think changing you displayed name is retarded.

I can't even fucking tell who's who now.

Cool people keep their names as it is 8)

that's your own problem 8)
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on June 04, 2009, 01:59:44 PM
What'd happen if I changed my name to something completely different?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: E-Nazrin on June 04, 2009, 02:10:22 PM
### Yuyuko Doll: Donut
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on June 04, 2009, 02:13:03 PM
It won't work if I change my name to something else. :P

And you did it wrong. It's ##Yuyuko Doll: Donut

...OH SHI-

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y147/exitjmouse/misc2/MystiaExplosion.jpg)
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on June 04, 2009, 02:35:54 PM
Ah, random exploding stuff. Do you ever ______ being funny?

FILL IN THE BLANK, KIDS
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Pedonymous on June 04, 2009, 03:04:34 PM
Start
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on June 04, 2009, 03:12:21 PM
BZZZZT!

Pedo: -1 points

(also goddammit I thought I added in the word. Oh well)
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Pedonymous on June 04, 2009, 03:31:40 PM
BZZZZT!

Pedo: -1 points

(also goddammit I thought I added in the word. Oh well)
Stop...?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on June 04, 2009, 03:34:58 PM
ding ding ding.

You're back at zero. :V Good for you, I suppose.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Hello Purvis on June 04, 2009, 03:38:29 PM
Gat damn. Finally won with Marisa by the skin of my teeth (no lives, no continues, half a bar left).

Then Mus reminded me I could add extra lives to compensate for my sucking. I felt a strange mixture of hardcore and foolish then. Anyways, that's Reimu, Marisa, and Sakuya down. =]
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: helvetica on June 04, 2009, 04:25:45 PM
People play touhou here?  I thought this was just a pedo honeypot so the FBI can contain us and haul us off away later.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on June 04, 2009, 04:28:46 PM
Sadly, no matter what name I change to, everyone will remember A-F despite being both an insignificant fairy, and an anonymous.

ahhh~~ sweet bliss.
Also, signed up for tentacle grape affiliate, this shit is awwwwwright.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Hello Purvis on June 04, 2009, 04:38:50 PM
People play touhou here?  I thought this was just a pedo honeypot so the FBI can contain us and haul us off away later.

Don't blow my cover.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on June 04, 2009, 05:34:20 PM
Chris Hansen called, he wants to know why is there TSO porn on her facebook.

lol.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on June 04, 2009, 05:35:53 PM
People play touhou here?  I thought this was just a pedo honeypot so the FBI can contain us and haul us off away later.
:c THE GOVERNMENT HATES ME, MAN.
it's a conspiracy, k?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Demonlord Pichu on June 04, 2009, 05:41:05 PM
People play touhou here?  I thought this was just a pedo honeypot so the FBI can contain us and haul us off away later.
It blew my mind too.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Hello Purvis on June 04, 2009, 05:43:53 PM
:c THE GOVERNMENT HATES ME, MAN.
it's a conspiracy, k?

There's no such thing as conspiracies. It's just religion for people who don't believe in god, to give order to a world they can't accept is chaotic at times.

Except for Chemtrails and Morgellons. That shit is completely legit.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on June 04, 2009, 05:45:07 PM
There's no such thing as conspiracies. It's just religion for people who don't believe in god, to give order to a world they can't accept is chaotic at times.

Except for Chemtrails and Morgellons. That shit is completely legit.
k.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Hello Purvis on June 04, 2009, 05:49:17 PM
k.

You've got them, don't you? You've got morgellons.

e_e
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Moerin on June 04, 2009, 06:12:19 PM
There's no such thing as conspiracies. It's just religion for people who don't believe in god, to give order to a world they can't accept is chaotic at times.
The Universe is inherently chaotic.  Very, very little about it actually makes sense.  I mean, think about it: giant balls of rock floating around an even more gigantic ball of superheated gas?  Or beings composed primarily of hydrogen and oxygen who think that digital watches are a pretty neat idea?  Or a highly inebriated being composed primarily of hydrogen, oxygen and alcohol making a cult series of games involving flying little girls blasting the hell out of each other with billions of magical bullets?

...I mean, what the hell?  Does any of that make any sense whatsoever?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Hello Purvis on June 04, 2009, 06:19:37 PM
The Universe is inherently chaotic.  Very, very little about it actually makes sense.  I mean, think about it: giant balls of rock floating around an even more gigantic ball of superheated gas?  Or beings composed primarily of hydrogen and oxygen who think that digital watches are a pretty neat idea?  Or a highly inebriated being composed primarily of hydrogen, oxygen and alcohol making a cult series of games involving flying little girl blasting the hell out of each other with billions of magical bullets?

...I mean, what the hell?  Does any of that make any sense whatsoever?

Fuck you and your whole generation, digital watches own.

Edit: You have the morgellons too, don't you?!
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on June 04, 2009, 06:20:13 PM
Oh, hey.
Cellphones > Watches. My grandma still wears a watch.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on June 04, 2009, 06:23:00 PM
People play touhou here?  I thought this was just a pedo honeypot so the FBI can contain us and haul us off away later.

But...I'm not a pedophile...
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Hello Purvis on June 04, 2009, 06:23:29 PM
Oh, hey.
Cellphones > Watches. My grandma still wears a watch.

I dunno. Watches tend not to involve a monthly payment plan to stay serviceable. Nor do they bother me at inopportune moments unless I set them to do so.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on June 04, 2009, 07:23:36 PM
bawwwwwwwww the phantasmagoria games are terrible because I suck at them

(http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/5679/alismirk.jpg)

Our brains work differently, it seems. Very differently.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Moerin on June 04, 2009, 07:26:15 PM
Donut is not one of us.  He must pay The Price.  You know what to do.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on June 04, 2009, 07:52:02 PM
There's a difference between being bad at a game and not liking it. Ruro-senpai, please explain how you're supposed to dodge solid walls of danmaku, and how you're supposed to increase your chances of hitting the computer.

Seriously. I dunt like the games because they're inherently flawed in terms of story mode.

Also, I aim dodgeballs "Youmu's second non-spell card" style. It's infinitely more effective than Icicle Fall easy.

And on another note, I feel like those geeks that make jokes like "cooler than a Bose-Einsteinian Condensate," except with Touhou. Now that I think about it, I actually get that joke. V_V
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on June 04, 2009, 10:56:40 PM
I'm RAGING at JAVA.
Seriously, I've revised my code over 9000 times and IT STILL FAILS AT ONE POINT.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on June 04, 2009, 11:03:51 PM
So today those rednecks in my ecology class got into a fight and started throwing erasers at each other from across the room (our teacher was in another room giving us a sort of final one by one), and eventually moving up to traffic cones...this was all supplementing their usual annoying voice, desk pushing, and the like. I'm amazed they didn't drag a portable toilet into the room and tip it over. >_>

And wow, I have one week of school left. Today was the senior's last days, and tomorrow they're doing the whole assembly thing and leaving.

Also, what's with Drake's position?

What about it? (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?topic=541.0)
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on June 04, 2009, 11:32:31 PM
There's a difference between being bad at a game and not liking it. Ruro-senpai, please explain how you're supposed to dodge solid walls of danmaku, and how you're supposed to increase your chances of hitting the computer.

Seriously. I dunt like the games because they're inherently flawed in terms of story mode.

Don't play on Lunatic, silly Too late. :(

No, I kid. Solid walls of danmaku have their ways out. They really do. And if all fails, bomb. (Wait, isn't that only on PoDD? Sorry.) Well, I get around that by conserving my lives. Whenever I can, I save my lives precisely so I can sacrifice them later. I don't think it's viable to walk away from PoFV without having been hit, so that helps. And I fire 2 and 3-level shots, not usually a 4-level, since those drain your gauge like crazy.

And no, story mode is not "flawed", it's just different. I think we have established that what is hard for you is laughably easy for me, and vice versa (oh god especially vice versa) :P

As for me, I got the Megamari English patch installed and now I just beat Yuyuko, after beating Reimu and Sakuya in that order. For reference.

Marisa:
- Reimu = Yin-Yang Strike (obtained)
- Sakuya = Thousand Knives (obtained)
- Yuyuko = Butterfly Stream (RIGHT ABOUT to get, literally, the game is paused upstairs on my laptop)
- Remilia = Red Magic (will obtain) (oh god the Remilia fight I am not looking foward to)

Alice:
- Cirno = White Rose Cluster (will obtain) (oh lol at the name)
- Eirin = Force Crisis (will obtain) (this is such a pain to aim, though Eientei stage is damn fun)
- Youmu = Rolling Slash (will obtain) (I never beat Youmu before I got the patch, not looking foward to that fight, stage is difficult for me)
- Reisen = Mental Sacrifice (will obtain) (the only reason I'm giving this to Alice is so that she can get Slightly Awesome Shanghai Doll)

And now, lunch.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on June 04, 2009, 11:51:46 PM
...Lunch? :V

I do need to stop using boss attacks...they leave me worse off than before, especially since the computer dodges them every time.

But it just makes me so frustrated that I can't beat normal in the one game most people can manage a lunatic 1cc in...;_;

Also, I'm trying that Battle Royale game. Watch me die.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on June 05, 2009, 12:15:44 AM
You can beat a sage on Megamari?
Ruro>Me
It's canon, man.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: E-Nazrin on June 05, 2009, 12:20:06 AM
... most people can 1CC PoFV Lunatic?

And I was proud of beating Megamari when I managed it, despite the constant continuing and general "u sux." Mostly because I've never really (legitimately) cleared a Megaman game before.

Also getting over the roadblock that is Yukari, where I was stuck for the longest time. The boss rush gave me more trouble once I got there, though.

I also beat Mecha-Patchu using the Slightly Awesome Shanghai Doll (it does damage while she's charging the deathlaser!) so it might actually be worthwhile to pick that up.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on June 05, 2009, 12:50:55 AM
I see tons of people 1cc PoFV lunatic for some reason.

Also, Battle Royale's a piece of shit. I don't care if it's in beta, translate the freaking game before opening it up.

EDIT: Random thunderstorms out of nowhere. Yay.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on June 05, 2009, 01:54:36 AM
Dearest Remilia:

Fuck you in every sense but the literal sense.

Oh so sincerely,
Ruro

Botched EoSD attempt?

That was a few days back. This time it's MegaMari.

Oddly, I didn't have too much trouble with her with a good Reimu weapon. You can't beat her in a damage race with the buster, but soften her up with Alice and then stuff her full of yin-yang and she goes down fairly fast. Not an easy one, though, mostly because her attacks tend to be bullshit to dodge. Note that you can fake the bat remerge into heading for a spot in midair, which gives you a little more breathing room. I think.

In unrelated news:



Agriculture Diary: Day one of planting. Watermelons and radishes in the back; Gloriosa daisies and poppies in the front. At least plowing is done, and the soil is nice and fertile now.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on June 05, 2009, 01:56:33 AM
ASAGFSGAFSGAFGA piece of shit tablet

I wanna play PoFV now. Music or not.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Ruka on June 05, 2009, 01:57:11 AM
Dearest Remilia:

Fuck you in every sense but the literal sense.

Oh so sincerely,
Ruro
So dere...

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y147/exitjmouse/misc2/PatchuRemilia_Kiss.jpg)

Stop making out and get back to work.

FAV x Ruka for canon couple

... You cheater ;_;
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on June 05, 2009, 02:03:19 AM
I do need to stop using boss attacks...they leave me worse off than before, especially since the computer dodges them every time.

But it just makes me so frustrated that I can't beat normal in the one game most people can manage a lunatic 1cc in...;_;

spam more Lv2 spells

spam more Lv2 spells

QFT
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on June 05, 2009, 02:09:57 AM
spam more Lv2 spells

This this this.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on June 05, 2009, 02:12:02 AM
But what if you can't charge it up fast enough and need to bomb then and there?

Also, I'm feeling very yanDonut right now. These orthodontic bands I need to put on my braces have gone to the next level as of today, and I need to hook them on two things now. One of these hooks is so obviously not designed to be hooked on, it took me 20 minutes to get them on after dinner. Couple that with that headache of a Battle Royale game and I'm genuinely pissed right now.

EDIT: Ruro, that reminds me. The blackberries outside my computer room window have overgrown so much all of a sudden, you can't even see outside.

I know what I'm doing when I'm bored this Summer...
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on June 05, 2009, 02:14:26 AM
But what if you can't charge it up fast enough and need to bomb then and there?

Then bomb if you have to? Point still stands. USE MORE LV2 SPELLS
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Ruka on June 05, 2009, 02:35:36 AM
So dere...

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y147/exitjmouse/misc2/PatchuRemilia_Kiss.jpg)

Stop making out and get back to work.

FAV x Ruka for canon couple

... You cheater ;_;
Wha-wha-what!? I was framed! ;_;

Liar.

I WANTED FAV DAMNIT

;______________________________;
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: WRATHIE_Beatrice on June 05, 2009, 02:42:16 AM
I support the pairing  :D
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: LHCling on June 05, 2009, 02:45:13 AM
But what if you can't charge it up fast enough and need to bomb then and there?
Spam more lv1 Spells. That way, you have the lv2 Spell ready to go in a split-second, almost always.

---

And no dissection today.

I was hoping for thyroid examination up-front (i.e. slashing throats open).
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: E-Nazrin on June 05, 2009, 02:48:44 AM
Some L1s kinda suck, though. And you have a downtime after using one before you can charge again. Also, if it's a long charge, you can lose your score combo counter, which is fairly important to get to 100,000 reasonably often. It depends on who you're playing.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on June 05, 2009, 02:56:12 AM
It also depends who you're using

If you're like me and use Marisa you can afford to spam L1s to build meter
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on June 05, 2009, 03:01:42 AM
Hey Trance, who's the best characters for story mode? I hear Aya and Medicine are Marisa B level and are looked down upon, but are there any other characters that fare well against AI?

EDIT:
Wha-wha-what!? I was framed! ;_;

Liar.

I WANTED FAV DAMNIT

;______________________________;

WHEN WILL IT BE MY TURN??? D:

Patience, patience. After Kanako and E-Mouse.

Must beat FAV at danmaku skills...;_;

You should. Because then we can mate and our children shall conquer the world with their dual amazing skills as danmaku and art/literature.

First to be conquered will be France.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Ruka on June 05, 2009, 03:11:58 AM
Wha-wha-what!? I was framed! ;_;

Liar.

I WANTED FAV DAMNIT

;______________________________;
I'm pretty sure Remilia does too, but you had a lot of chances to get her out of the picture to get V for yourself.  >.> <.<

In case you don't remember, I DID beat EoSD normal.

:>

Congratulations! But I still didn't take FAV. I'm more inclined to the woman with those sexy pair of legs~
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on June 05, 2009, 03:26:39 AM
Hey Trance, who's the best characters for story mode? I hear Aya and Medicine are Marisa B level and are looked down upon, but are there any other characters that fare well against AI?

There are no best characters for story mode, but there are certainly those you want to avoid using. Aya actually demolishes the AI if I can remember right, it's just she's HORRIBLE against human players
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on June 05, 2009, 04:34:14 AM
Hmm...

Votes for who I should do story mode with next? I've done Reimu, Cirno, Medicine, and Yuka.

EDIT: Never mind, Sakuya's next. I simply want to see Patchy moe too badly~
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on June 05, 2009, 05:15:34 AM
I'm sewing a mini pink gingham Myon.

Stuffing it atm.

pix plz
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Moerin on June 05, 2009, 05:21:42 AM
Y'know who you should really play as, Donut?  Yumemi.  She was in PoFV, right?  As the Phantasm boss, right?  Right!?

Also...

Ev Ruro ryt getc fedr Donut, drao't megamo vyna y mud paddan dryh dra runnepma ehpnat sidyhd lremtnah cra't ryja fedr sa.  Cekr. DONDE ESTA MI SUBTITLES
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on June 05, 2009, 05:50:46 AM
...What language is that? And what'd it say? D:

Anyway, 3cc with Sakuya. This time, I blame it less on my own suckiness and the fact that WTF Sakuya is out to kill you. Her liability special ability is that the spirits don't rise up, and her little scope thing makes you unintentionally activate spirits to the side of you. This causes them to fire from the sides, and sometimes even the bottom, and you can't hit them because they're at your sides. This causes more BS than usual.

Yeah, Sakuya is incredibly clumsy to play in PoFV. Her L1 is kinda meh to my memory, too. However, her EX knifelines are a pain in the ass when you're up against her, so...

Still, nice ending. The dialogue in this game's actually pretty fine once you reach stage 7 and the battles actually happen for a reason.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on June 05, 2009, 05:59:01 AM
Finished the Myon. I'll post pix tomorrow.
It looks NOTHING like Myon. It looks more like... A pink, checkered Moby Dick.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: N-Forza on June 05, 2009, 05:59:29 AM
so maybe you shouldn't call it Myon
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: E-Nazrin on June 05, 2009, 06:04:41 AM
Myozan?

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y147/exitjmouse/misc2/MyonUnzan_Proposal.jpg)
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on June 05, 2009, 06:17:32 AM
Y ahora porque le dio a todos con hablar en espa?ol?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on June 05, 2009, 06:18:38 AM
どいうことだ
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Moerin on June 05, 2009, 11:57:50 AM
...What language is that? And what'd it say? D:
It's not a language, it's a cipher.  I was basically saying something about me, you, Ruro and freakish inbred mutants.

...Hey, I was half asleep at the time.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on June 05, 2009, 12:58:16 PM
?Y ahora porque le dio a todos con hablar en espa?ol?

fix'd

and...uhh...give what now? A reason?

Also, lol at banned Ghaleon.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: trancehime on June 05, 2009, 01:04:46 PM
Ghaleon isn't banned

Quote
BTW whichever mod gave me the banned avatar these forums, you're a doll >=). Just don't actually ban me please >=P (Unless I deserve it...which I don't think will happen).
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on June 05, 2009, 05:50:39 PM
I really don't care for Dr. Ten's artwork. Like, at all.
THE EYES OH GOD THE EYES.
Traps are slightly ruined for me now. SLIGHTLY.

Edit:

He's not banned for the incessant double, no, quadruple posting?
Hmm. :c I understand that's not really a bannable offense, but come on.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Moerin on June 05, 2009, 06:05:19 PM
Traps are never truly ruined.  They'll always be delicious.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Pedonymous on June 05, 2009, 06:12:26 PM
Delicious traps. Like Poland.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on June 05, 2009, 07:11:05 PM
I really don't care for Dr. Ten's artwork. Like, at all.
THE EYES OH GOD THE EYES.
Traps are slightly ruined for me now. SLIGHTLY.

Edit:

He's not banned for the incessant double, no, quadruple posting?
Hmm. :c I understand that's not really a bannable offense, but come on.

:<

So the seniors are graduated now. Hard to believe that that's going to be me in a year...

Also, chemistry test today. After that, it's just the final.

And please remind me to do my math assignment over the weekend. I can't let myself falter here!
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on June 05, 2009, 07:25:19 PM
And please remind me to do my math assignment over the weekend. I can't let myself falter here!

How about you do it now? Get it over with so you have the rest of the weekend fapping to Gengetu or whoever.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on June 05, 2009, 07:28:33 PM
How about you do it now? Get it over with so you have the rest of the weekend fapping to Gengetu or whoever.

No time. Lunch is almost over, and I don't have any other opportunity at school. It's just 11 problems, but the subject matter is rather headache inducing...
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on June 05, 2009, 07:32:56 PM
No time. Lunch is almost over, and I don't have any other opportunity at school. It's just 11 problems, but the subject matter is rather headache inducing...

Oh you're in school.

Well then do it as soon as you get home.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on June 05, 2009, 07:39:18 PM
Dare I ask that if anyone would trust me to start my signature making offers again after that long unfinished hiatus?

also, the old requests... are you guys still interested?

I say start afresh, and I promise you this time I would leave you guys high and dry. The last time really was a mistake, and also a problem with computers etc.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Moerin on June 05, 2009, 07:46:52 PM
Go for it!

And Donut, you really should just do it as soon as you get home.  Then you'll have the whole weekend free to spend as you wish~

Zicd syga cina oui tuh'd vyb duu rynt du Gengetu~
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on June 05, 2009, 07:48:31 PM
Fairy, I'm getting more of a boner on the Alice avatar than the Dr. Manhattan image.

My member is pretty picky =/.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on June 05, 2009, 07:51:26 PM
Hence why I am changing it.

lol.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Ghaleon on June 05, 2009, 07:59:45 PM
Hence why I am changing it.

lol.

you change your avatar way too often >=P. Every time I see a new avatar I think a new person on the forums, then I see it's you again.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Moerin on June 05, 2009, 08:01:03 PM
And that's why I stick with the same avatar.

...Well, it's actually because she's the best protaganist in the series~
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on June 05, 2009, 08:02:14 PM
I'm alright with avatar changes.

It's the name changes that bugs me =/.

Cool people keep their names as it is 8)

Fair enough. But I honestly can't think of a name pun on "Gpop". Sorry. :(
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on June 05, 2009, 08:08:37 PM
I'm alright with avatar changes.

It's the name changes that bugs me =/.

Cool people keep their names as it is 8)
Agreed.
Never change, man.
:brofist:
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on June 05, 2009, 08:13:39 PM
you change your avatar way too often >=P. Every time I see a new avatar I think a new person on the forums, then I see it's you again.
Don't hate me, it is a personality thing, people who spent their first lives in Graphic design forums tend to be like me.
I kid you not.

I'm alright with avatar changes.

It's the name changes that bugs me =/.

Cool people keep their names as it is 8)

I like Ahoge-fairy myself, but Manhattan fairy was to go with the occasion you know?
Name changes are also a frequency in graphic forums to dictate what sort of design mood they are in.

In my case, I used to use "Menos" when I do dark stuff, and I use "Omega" when I do bright stuff. "Omni" is used when I do ordinary stuff, while "devilicious" is for the sexy stuff (NSFW usually)

Call it a habit if you will, but each forum has its own special demographical behavior.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Sodium on June 05, 2009, 08:16:27 PM
@Fairy:
Is that so?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: helvetica on June 05, 2009, 08:19:38 PM
He doesn't change it ENOUGH imho :V
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Ghaleon on June 05, 2009, 08:20:38 PM
Don't hate me, it is a personality thing, people who spent their first lives in Graphic design forums tend to be like me.
I kid you not.

I dunno, I might require some bribing to comply with not hating you.

Nah seriously, it doesn't annoy me at all. It's just...suprising, when I see it's you again. Kinda like if you mistake one twin with another, just kinda a "doh" moment.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Ghaleon on June 05, 2009, 08:21:17 PM
Btw anybody know which mod/admin/whatever made my avatar the banned one? I have to worship them in secret.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Hello Purvis on June 05, 2009, 08:36:28 PM
I gotta admit, that's a pretty sweet avatar to give to someone who got banned.

It's much better used on our Ghaleon.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on June 05, 2009, 08:38:06 PM
:< nobody complains when ruro does it.

B'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Moerin on June 05, 2009, 08:39:35 PM
But that's because it's Ruro doing it.  She's allowed to do it, because she's Ruro.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Ruka on June 05, 2009, 08:44:04 PM
Speaking of Ruro, Hotaru + Ryougi => ultimate death?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on June 05, 2009, 08:45:42 PM
Considering that Hotaru's ability is to destroy the world, uniting with Ryougi would leave the universe a burnt, lifeless cinder in the void of space.

I totally approve!
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Moerin on June 05, 2009, 08:47:41 PM
I approve of Ruro's new image.

Saturn is love~  Ymm ryem Hotaruro Tomoe, Cumtean uv Cemahla!

All hail Hotaruro Tomoe, Soldier of Silence.

Did I get it? :D

Yep... Good job.  I should probably start looking for a new cipher now, this one's been cracked too easily.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on June 05, 2009, 10:46:20 PM
AHHHHHHHH! >_<

So the big long senior assembly lasted for an hour and a half, throwing off the schedule for the rest of the day. This didn't affect much, but remember how I had a chemistry test? This made it so I had about 55 minutes to do four pages of problems that take a while. I had to stay after the bell rang and rushed to finish it, and so I didn't have time to check my answers, and I made it three minutes before the bus came...so NOW I'm stressed over whether or not I did well because after that is the final that has a lot of my grade on the line and if I don't do well on THAT I'll screw up my straight A scheme! D: D: D:

...BLEGH.

*collapses*

EDIT: Also I never know where Ruro's names come from unless it's Touhou-related.

PHILISTINE

I SHALL BRING THE SILENCE TO YOUR FRONT DOORSTEP

...?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Moerin on June 05, 2009, 11:09:10 PM
Donut... Go watch Sailor Moon.

Not just because you'll find out where Ruro's name came from around halfway through season three, but because you should just watch it.  Right now, in fact.  Drop everything you're doing and go watch it.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on June 05, 2009, 11:20:41 PM
EDIT: Also I never know where Ruro's names come from unless it's Touhou-related.

PHILISTINE

I SHALL BRING THE SILENCE TO YOUR FRONT DOORSTEP

...?

...uhh. What do you want on your tombstone, donut. No I don't mean tombstone as in the pizza. I mean, like. Your grave. 'Cause I don't think i'll make it in time to stop her. :V
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on June 05, 2009, 11:33:19 PM
Donut... Go watch Sailor Moon.

Not just because you'll find out where Ruro's name came from around halfway through season three, but because you should just watch it.  Right now, in fact.  Drop everything you're doing and go watch it.

Dunt wanna. D: Watching series that are several seasons long has inherent flaws. What if you can't find all the episodes? What if you get tired of them, take a break, and stop watching them? And if you did that, would you start from where you left off or start from the very beginning in a futile attempt to reach where you were? If I'm to watch it, you need to give me quite a good reason.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Moerin on June 05, 2009, 11:36:25 PM
Cute girls in miniskirts.  That a good enough reason?

Most likely not, but hey, at least I tried.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on June 05, 2009, 11:37:47 PM
Cute girls in miniskirts.  That a good enough reason?

Most likely not, but hey, at least I tried.

The girls in Sailor are unattractive right now =/
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on June 05, 2009, 11:39:44 PM
Cute girls in miniskirts.  That a good enough reason?

Most likely not, but hey, at least I tried.

Teh Donut is not affected by miniskirts. Truth be told, they're more of a turn off.  :-\
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on June 05, 2009, 11:40:27 PM
I have my Sailor Moon clock still.
It would play the theme song, then stop and say "Good morning!". The hands of the clock fell off... SO you could never tell what time it was...
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Hououin Kyouma on June 06, 2009, 12:39:59 AM
What's with the lack of abuse in this thread? bring Tenshi and Yuka!
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on June 06, 2009, 12:40:46 AM
What with the lack of abuse in this thread? bring Tenshi and Yuka!

Well I'm done with Pedo.

I don't know who's next though, although my eyes are on Ghaleon...
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on June 06, 2009, 12:42:01 AM
my eyes are on Ghaleon...
Gah! Why isn't he banned yet?! Or at least probated?
I know I'm not the one annoyed by him. Where did he even come from, anyway?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on June 06, 2009, 12:44:14 AM
Gah! Why isn't he banned yet?! Or at least probated?
I know I'm not the one annoyed by him. Where did he even come from, anyway?

I dunno and I don't care.

Oh, and mode, I GOT 3DCG TO WORK WITH MODS WOO!

Koishi <3 <3 <3.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on June 06, 2009, 12:44:33 AM
Gah! Why isn't he banned yet?! Or at least probated?
I know I'm not the one annoyed by him. Where did he even come from, anyway?

What's your deal? A new forum member posts a lot and you immediately want him banned? If bans were like that, Pedonymous would be permabanned upon registration.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on June 06, 2009, 12:46:39 AM
What's your deal? A new forum member posts a lot and you immediately want him banned? If bans were like that, Pedonymous would be permabanned upon registration.
Oh, no. It's not an issue with how much he posts. If that was the case, I would be outta here. It's more so about his double posting every five seconds. Jesus christ, I've seen him quadruple post in another thread.

Edit: @Gpop
You've gotta be careful about what you put in there. A lot of times, especially the mods that replace they blue guy, if you have more than one, hey become incompatible and blow up your game. I have a lovely folder of man mods, if you want 'em. No more blue dude.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Hououin Kyouma on June 06, 2009, 12:49:05 AM
Guys don't be sad to the new member well I am pretty new myself but i stalk read every forum post you guys put in and I only posted 71 posts and I was when the new forum was made

Oh, no. It's not an issue with how much he posts. If that was the case, I would be outta here. It's more so about his double posting every five seconds. Jesus christ, I've seen him quadruple post in another thread.

Who are you talking about Pedo or Ghaleon because Pedo did quadruple as well
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on June 06, 2009, 12:52:42 AM
Oh, no. It's not an issue with how much he posts. If that was the case, I would be outta here. It's more so about his double posting every five seconds. Jesus christ, I've seen him quadruple post in another thread.

I don't think you knew Pedo post in the old forums.

Heck, look at this thread:
http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?topic=299.0

He fucking quad posted there =/.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on June 06, 2009, 12:55:02 AM
Holy shit. o_o
I may post 24/7, but at least I have the decency to edit.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on June 06, 2009, 12:58:52 AM
I'm pretty sure Ghaleon also quad-posted somewhere.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on June 06, 2009, 01:00:31 AM
That's what I was saying. Dead on.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on June 06, 2009, 01:05:04 AM
Hmm...you know what? You're right! BAN GHALEON NOW! IT'S THE ONLY WAY!

Or...

Hey Ghaleon! Just so you know, double posting or more is generally looked down upon in these forums. There exists an edit function where you can edit stuff into your old post. The forum still says "new" if your old post is still there but you edited it, so unless someone posts after you make your edit you should not worry about what you're saying being overlooked.

Your choice Easy Mode.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Hououin Kyouma on June 06, 2009, 01:06:27 AM
Why don't we play 'Find the quadruple-post game'? and the winner gets to be the sadist? (or masochist if he or she wants to)

Edit: ha! i edited instead of double posting wait yandere already posted after me which i could of posted but i didn't
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on June 06, 2009, 01:07:28 AM
Well, I sure do hope he sees that, then. I wouldn't be as miffed if it wasn't for the fact that he does it CONSTANTLY.
I'm sure he's gotten a heads-up from someone else.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Hououin Kyouma on June 06, 2009, 01:12:09 AM
Who cares it only one post apart
Anyway i can't believe i started all of this by saying that the thread needed more abuse.... guess there is such thing as butterfly effect
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: helvetica on June 06, 2009, 01:15:06 AM
I post more than you post than I post about posting
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on June 06, 2009, 01:15:30 AM
I post more than you post than I post about posting
K.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on June 06, 2009, 01:16:49 AM
Not finding quad posts (yet), but I'm finding a shit-load of double-posts.

Oh and Mode, eh...do you have anything to get rid of the censored crap? I don't want to get rid of XP. Also, maybe just a normal man (not that I care, but I don't want it to bother me while I do stuff with Koishi).
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on June 06, 2009, 01:18:38 AM
Not finding quad posts (yet), but I'm finding a shit-load of double-posts.

Oh and Mode, eh...do you have anything to get rid of the censored crap? I don't want to get rid of XP. Also, maybe just a normal man (not that I care, but I don't want it to bother me while I do stuff with Koishi).
Actually, I have an uncensor-patch. Textured and everything. I'll send both the patch and the man mods to you.
It's mediafire, is that alright?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on June 06, 2009, 01:21:07 AM
Actually, I have an uncensor-patch. Textured and everything. I'll send both the patch and the man mods to you.
It's mediafire, is that alright?

Perfect.

Also, I found something CLOSE to a quad post. Triple post, but Kanako gotta go ruin it =(
http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?topic=40.msg20246#msg20246

EDIT: Oh shit more!
http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?topic=302.msg18291#msg18291
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on June 06, 2009, 01:27:27 AM
Uploading them now! I'll be sure to send you the link.

And I thought so! Triple posting?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Prody on June 06, 2009, 01:38:13 AM
Not finding quad posts (yet), but I'm finding a shit-load of double-posts.

Oh and Mode, eh...do you have anything to get rid of the censored crap? I don't want to get rid of XP. Also, maybe just a normal man (not that I care, but I don't want it to bother me while I do stuff with Koishi).

>_> Wow... Look away from me >>>
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on June 06, 2009, 01:46:04 AM
1000 post get?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: nintendonut888 on June 06, 2009, 01:54:04 AM
:(

Just once I'd like the get the last post in one of these threads...

Well, I'll lock it myself! HOW ABOUT THAT?! :O

EDIT: ...Damn it Edible. >_<
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Dragoshi on June 06, 2009, 01:55:46 AM
No. You got post 1001. Prody got 1k. Though you did get reply 1000 for what it's worth. :V Unless you're referring to something else.

Then derp.

also inb4 lock
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Easy Mode on June 06, 2009, 01:58:50 AM
Lock already? Didn't the last thread have a billions posts and a Fresh Prince theme song?
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Gpop on June 06, 2009, 02:05:27 AM
No. You got post 1001. Prody got 1k. Though you did get reply 1000 for what it's worth. :V Unless you're referring to something else.

Then derp.

also inb4 lock

Yeah, that's what I meant =/.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on June 06, 2009, 02:11:45 AM
I remember seeing the lock being updated to 10k.
Title: Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
Post by: helvetica on June 06, 2009, 02:40:25 AM
in after lock