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Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #60 on: December 18, 2010, 06:56:17 AM »
Utsuho is my hasubando / waifu
You cannot have her. I will challenge and defeat anyone who opposes me.

Okay, let's not turn this into one of those creepy threads...
I would pronounce it 'Mah-REE-sah' that would sound 50% like it's original Japanese and 50% like and over-dramatized Mexican soap opera.

Ma-REES-saaaah, Fer-NAN-nnndoooooh, PORRR-QUUUUEEEEEEE?!?!?!?!?!
*cough

I have been slain
Your Spanish...

..It's so horrible

*vomit
*vomits again
*vomits blood
*dies
fernando...


.......es muy grando!
9999 Damage to All Party Members
*The Entire Party Has Died

Continue? Yes / No

EDIT: Also holy krap this thread goes in tarc
« Last Edit: December 18, 2010, 07:02:51 AM by GreenVirus❖ »

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Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #61 on: December 18, 2010, 07:11:34 AM »
Oh yeah, I am claiming Sara, because a part of my brain randomly decided that she needed snuggles. :D :D COLONDEE

Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #62 on: December 18, 2010, 10:47:39 AM »
fernando...


.......es muy grando!

Ninguna manera!
Que es imposible!

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Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #63 on: December 18, 2010, 11:43:58 AM »
1. I'm not to on waifu/husbando for touhou, but daughters...Hmm....YUMEMI!

2. I don't like that, it's too slow even for me.

3. Hah, you want obscure? SoEW 2nd stage Mid-boss X SoEW 4th stage Mid-boss! The OTP!!!
Spoiler:
But I mostly support Alice X Marisa

4. I do meme's from time to time but not to keen on it.

5. I prefer civil debates.

So....I'm apperently 2/5 a True touhou fan...oh well.

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Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #64 on: December 18, 2010, 02:48:19 PM »
Welp technically I have adopted a PC-98 character so

obscure is so overrated
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
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Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #65 on: December 19, 2010, 07:59:54 AM »
STEP 1.
ADOPT A PC-98 CHARACTER.
Well, donut has Gengetsu (just means Mugetsu might be harder)...
* Kaisou looks at Mugetsu
Risky, 70% chance of preferring...
* Kaisou looks at Luize and then at Meira
Not as much risky, 15% chance for both of preferring...
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STEP 2.
DEMONSTRATE YOUR INGENUITY BY CHEATING YOUR WAY TO VICTORY.
I don't even know what ingenuity means XD No, I'm more of the honest type. (Plus, my computer's slow as crap already :D)
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STEP 3.
FIND AN OTP.
Somewhat a supporter of Rikako x Rika.
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STEP 4.
MEMES, MEMES, MEMES.
I don't know what you're talking about, ze. Oh hey, posted at 11:5⑨:54.
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STEP 5.
EMBRACE FORUM RIVALRY.
I only know of MoTK, so I can't.

I'm either 2/5 or 3/5. It all depends on step one... Hmm... Well, if donut would be OK with it, then Mugetsu. Anything going wrong, then it's Luize.
Spoiler:
Mugetsu still stays my favorite, though.
« Last Edit: December 19, 2010, 08:09:31 AM by Christmas Hisakata »
Hi. Might put something new here but idk.

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Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #66 on: December 19, 2010, 09:10:57 AM »
ATTENTION!

Waifu shit stops right now.  Keep it up and you get the box, no exceptions.

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Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #67 on: December 19, 2010, 10:14:15 AM »
ATTENTION!

Waifu shit stops right now.  Keep it up and you get the box, no exceptions.
BUT I LOVE THAT THING FROM THE JIGOKU ROUTE ENDING OF THRTP
WE ARE MEANT FOR EACH OTHEEEEEER




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Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #68 on: December 19, 2010, 11:20:55 AM »
BUT I LOVE THAT THING FROM THE JIGOKU ROUTE ENDING OF THRTP
WE ARE MEANT FOR EACH OTHEEEEEER


*banned*
THE THING FROM MAKAI ROUTE IS CLEARLY SUPERIOR! *snoball'd*


STEP 1.
ADOPT A PC-98 CHARACTER.

I'd say Shinki, but since that has become mainstream as wel... Kana~

STEP 2.
DEMONSTRATE YOUR INGENUITY BY CHEATING YOUR WAY TO VICTORY.

I am highly against any form of cheating whatsoever, even be it for research. So no.

STEP 2B.
'BORROW' A JAPANESE REPLAY.

And one thing I hate more than cheating is plagiarism, so HECK NO.

STEP 3.
FIND AN OTP.

KAGUYA X YAMAME. HECK YES.

STEP 4.
MEMES, MEMES, MEMES.

Tricolon, ze.

STEP 5.
EMBRACE FORUM RIVALRY.

Screw DS they pirated the English version of Recettear.
STEP 6.
RAGEQUIT THE SERIES.

Search on YouTube for hardest game boss ever. 'Nuff said.

Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #69 on: December 19, 2010, 04:30:59 PM »
Hey gUiss I came back from the world of world of warcraft to talk about dem tawhaus.


STEP 1.
ADOPT A PC-98 CHARACTER.

My toon is Rikako. She is da bestest Gnome priest engineer on der server.

STEP 2.
DEMONSTRATE YOUR INGENUITY BY CHEATING YOUR WAY TO VICTORY.

y play tawhaw? its too hard even if cheated...


STEP 2B.
'BORROW' A JAPANESE REPLAY.

Cool kidz don't show porgress and Im sure ill lose it.


STEP 3.
FIND AN OTP.

Yorihime X Renko
like it and make fanfics or die.


STEP 4.
MEMES, MEMES, MEMES.

Is it fran time now?


STEP 5.
EMBRACE FORUM RIVALRY.

Oh man lunatic red. Snark Snark

STEP 6.
RAGEQUIT THE SERIES.

Fuc dis shit I'm out!



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Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #70 on: December 19, 2010, 04:36:59 PM »
This "adopting" thing is a pretty thin line from "waifus".  Proceed with caution (read: don't push your luck)

Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #71 on: December 19, 2010, 04:44:09 PM »
Can I adopt a vicky viper and teach it to pewpew all the metroids?

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Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #72 on: December 19, 2010, 07:30:12 PM »
Ok this thread was amazing starting with the OP but went completely south after people started replying.


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Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #73 on: December 19, 2010, 07:42:20 PM »
Not everyone can be Rou :<

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Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #74 on: December 19, 2010, 07:55:04 PM »
Can I adopt a vicky viper and teach it to pewpew all the metroids?
Vic is mai waifu :< That avatar of yours gives great meaning to your words.
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
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Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #75 on: December 19, 2010, 08:14:58 PM »
Not everyone can be Rou :<
your avatar is that of a true fan

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Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #76 on: December 19, 2010, 08:20:47 PM »
only a person who pays attention to littleshrimp would know i got this from littleshrimp

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Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #77 on: December 19, 2010, 08:21:42 PM »
only a person who pays attention to littleshrimp would know i got this from littleshrimp

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ohno i am found out

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Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #78 on: December 19, 2010, 10:53:31 PM »
Guys... I tried playing PCB while slowing it down with a bunch of Homestuck flash pages... now my game has green lightning all over the place... I think I made it harder rather than easier.
See, it's kind of like how negative numbers are still numbers, despite being the complete opposite of normal numbers.

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Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #79 on: December 19, 2010, 10:55:00 PM »
Guys... I tried playing PCB while slowing it down with a bunch of Homestuck flash pages... now my game has green lightning all over the place... I think I made it harder rather than easier.
Can't be worse than this...
Old Danmakufu stuff can be found here!

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Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #80 on: December 19, 2010, 11:45:40 PM »
Can't be worse than this...
I TOTALLY LOST IT ON MELTDOWN
I think I broke a rib from laughing so hard

Oh my God Drake you are a genius

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Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #81 on: December 20, 2010, 12:48:29 AM »
I TOTALLY LOST IT ON MELTDOWN
I think I broke a rib from laughing so hard

Oh my God Drake you are a genius

eagerly awaiting the black squares of death: ufo edition

COMING NEXT SUMMER.

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Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #82 on: December 20, 2010, 01:03:06 AM »
coming when ufo decides to stop being a bitch and stops crashing at ex-kogasa and s5-nazrin

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Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #83 on: December 20, 2010, 07:57:17 AM »
Ok this thread was amazing starting with the OP but went completely south after people started replying.

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Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #84 on: December 20, 2010, 09:27:43 AM »
Reminiscent of the time when Bob and Drake were homeless wastrels living under a bridge. One day Drake encountered a baseball bat to the kneecap, and was presently buried up to his waist. Bob attempted to free Drake, but it was a trap; Bob's limbs were sliced and bloodied with a knife. But Bob persevered, as it was only his limbs, and Drake's leg needed serious medical attention. After that day, Drake swore he would never make another Black Squares Mod, and Bob promised not have dreams involving forum members anymore.

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Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #85 on: December 20, 2010, 09:28:49 AM »
So how do you type now? BV
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
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Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #86 on: December 20, 2010, 10:03:33 AM »
With True Grit and Pointy Stick.

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Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #87 on: December 20, 2010, 04:50:51 PM »
my god how is this not locked yet

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Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #88 on: December 20, 2010, 05:08:31 PM »
The mods find the silliness piling up to be too funny for a lock?

also hatate pilgrim what

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Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #89 on: December 20, 2010, 05:30:57 PM »

I think Imma find some uses for this bad boy.