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Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #60 on: December 16, 2010, 02:09:30 AM »
Bring it, I will refuse no challenge.


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Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #61 on: December 16, 2010, 02:09:37 AM »
So am I doing this?

Because yalls don't want me to do this~

Do it. Do it now.

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Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #62 on: December 16, 2010, 02:13:42 AM »
You know what, sure.  Challenge me.  Anyone.

You beat me you get ID, and get to make me do one dare.  I beat you I get to pick a publicity act for you.  Let's do this.

I'm in. Provided this is at all open anymore. Still reading, will edit as necessary.


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Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #63 on: December 16, 2010, 02:17:18 AM »
Seems to still be open.

I want a Purvis designed, Purvis approved challenge. Because Purvis is AWESOME


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Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #64 on: December 16, 2010, 02:17:57 AM »


y must u keep on opressin me :( :( :( :(

You have a bean chili recipe on your bookmarks bar.

I don't quite know what to make of that but my gut feeling is this is a good thing.

"Human history and growth are both linked closely to strife. Without conflict, humanity would have no impetus for growth. When humans are satisfied with their present condition, they may as well give up on life."

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Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #65 on: December 16, 2010, 02:20:31 AM »
You have a bean chili recipe on your bookmarks bar.

I don't quite know what to make of that but my gut feeling is this is a good thing.
No the guy's name is Bean and he has the best Chili Recipe ever:

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Bean's Texas Chili
(Has no beans, because beans in chili are like little cancer pellets full of Super AIDS)

for Morgin and Vantage

PHASE 1
- 2 TBsp olive oil
- 2 medium yellow onions (sweet), diced
- 5 cloves garlic, minced

PHASE 2
- 3 lbs meat, cut into 3/4" to 1" cubes or ground (Can be whatever. I usually mix beef tri tip or skirt steak, pork loin, and hot italian sausage)

PHASE 3
- 4 roma tomatoes, peeled and diced
- 1/2 cup tomato paste (one of those little cans)
- 1 tsp black pepper, freshly ground
- 2 TBsp chili powder
- 1 tsp cumin, ground
- 1/2 tsp kosher salt

PHASE 4
- 3/4 cup dark beer (Shiner Bock is "traditional" down here)
- 3/4 cup beef stock (broth is fine too)
- 2 TBsp apple cider vinegar

PHASE 5
- 1/4 cup fresh parsley, minced
- 1/4 cup fresh oregano, minced
- 1/2 tsp pequin pepper (or cayenne if you can't find pequin)
- pinch freshly grated nutmeg

PHASE 6
- salt and pepper to taste

STEPS
(Use a wooden spoon to stir throughout this process for the authentic Texan experience)

1. Put PHASE 1 ingredients in a large (6-quart or larger) enameled cast iron dutch oven, or other large cooking vessel that can hold heat evenly for a decent length of time, and turn the heat to medium-low. Start cold and allow the oil to come to heat (you will start to hear sizzling), and then simmer for about 5 minutes until the onions become translucent and the garlic is fragrant.

2. Turn the heat up to medium-high and add PHASE 2 ingredients in small batches so that you brown all the meat effectively. Take your time, you are making flavor here (do not worry about cooking the meat through, that happens on the long simmer, just get brown). Get that meat nice and brown all over the outside. About 10 minutes, depending on how much surface area you have in your dutch oven.

3. Reduce the heat to medium and add PHASE 3 ingredients and stir it all up. You want to mix together all the spices, get them all over the meat, brown the tomato paste, release the essential oils, and all sorts of good stuff. Your kitchen should be smelling AWESOME at this point. About 5 minutes.

4. Add PHASE 4 ingredients, stir vigorously to distribute everything, and use your spoon to scrape any brown bits off the bottom of the dutch oven and dissolve them back into the mix for maximum flavor. Allow the mixture to come to a light boil. Once it gets up to temperature, drop the heat to medium-low and simmer for 45 minutes.

5. Add PHASE 5 ingredients, stir to distribute, and simmer for 15 minutes.

6. Adjust seasoning of the mixture at this point (PHASE 6), add more liquid (water is fine) if needed, etc... final tweaks to get it the way you want it. Then simmer for another 15 minutes.

7. Take off the heat and let rest for 10 minutes before serving. Finishing suggestions below.

FINISHING
- Serve:
A) with a dollop of sour cream and minced fresh chives, OR
B) with roughly shredded sharp cheddar or colby jack cheese and a bit of diced red onion, OR
C) ladled over a nice slice of corn bread (just use Jiffy corn bread mix in the 40-cent blue box, fuck you zakk, srsly)

* Note - I backed off the heat in this recipe to account for the fact that most of you probably aren't used to true Texas Firehouse heat. The heat level of this recipe is moderately high, and is the way I make it when I have a mixed audience, especially one including yankees.

If you want to truly have this chili the way I make it for myself: use 3 TBsp chili powder in PHASE 3, and 1 tsp pequin pepper in PHASE 5 and once you add the liquids to the mix in PHASE 4, drop in a whole habanero pepper that you have perforated with a fork (remove the habanero before serving).

I disagree with his hatred of beans but his chili is amazing.


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Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #66 on: December 16, 2010, 02:23:22 AM »
I quite agree with his hatred of beans so this recipe is like a godsend to me.

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Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #67 on: December 16, 2010, 02:27:15 AM »
You people don't realize it, but I have already defeated the great one of the tso, for pointing out the lies and deceit of the false light of god, revealing the shadow of the true self, what starts now is the adventure, into the true self to find our glorious leader, the fight is in your hands now o7

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« Reply #68 on: December 16, 2010, 02:27:37 AM »
I quite agree with his hatred of beans so this recipe is like a godsend to me.
I quite agree with his hatred of beans so this recipe is like a godsend to me.
I quite agree with his hatred of beans so this recipe is like a godsend to me.

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Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #69 on: December 16, 2010, 02:30:58 AM »
Oh whatever, I grew up with beans in my chili.  I'm not for or against them either way.  Just saying this recipe is about as authentic Texan as you can get.


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Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #70 on: December 16, 2010, 02:36:32 AM »
Oh yeah.
I already have my dare for if when I win.
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Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #71 on: December 16, 2010, 02:52:29 AM »
If it's at all possible, I would like to challenge TSO.

Because I have no sense of self-preservation whatsoever.

So, what, is this going to be a 4-on-1 thing? :V
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Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #72 on: December 16, 2010, 03:10:29 AM »
No.
FREE-FOR-ALL.

Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #73 on: December 16, 2010, 03:15:47 AM »
FREE-FOR-ALL.

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Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #74 on: December 16, 2010, 03:16:56 AM »
Pssst....Looking for an Artist. ;)
Oh hey

But I'll be out by the end of the week.

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Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #75 on: December 16, 2010, 03:17:54 AM »
Oh whatever, I grew up with beans in my chili.  I'm not for or against them either way.  Just saying this recipe is about as authentic Texan as you can get.
You and your beans, tell you what, come down this side of the planet, and let us show you what real chili taste like.
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Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #76 on: December 16, 2010, 03:20:59 AM »
You and your beans, tell you what, come down this side of the planet, and let us show you what real chili taste like.
Hey it's how my mother makes it and you never ever EVER knock mom's chili unless you want a death wish.


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Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #77 on: December 16, 2010, 03:37:35 AM »
* ♛ Λlstroemeria-F splashes Indian spices on TSO's chili

yeah, I want a death wish.
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Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #78 on: December 16, 2010, 03:38:07 AM »
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Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #79 on: December 16, 2010, 03:42:17 AM »
* ♛ Λlstroemeria-F splashes Indian spices on TSO's chili

yeah, I want a death wish.

Round 1
FIGHT!

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Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #80 on: December 16, 2010, 03:44:24 AM »
So am I doing this?

Because yalls don't want me to do this~

Kay.


ALRIGHT TSO AND WHOEVER ELSE IS IN ON THIS.

TODAY'S CHALLENGE IS: ZEN MASTERY!


The rules are simple.
 
1. Get your ass onto our Nethack Server!
2. Make and delete Wizards, Tourists, Samurai, or Rogues until you start with a Blindfold.
3. First action: Put it on, never take it off (except to read the Book of the Dead).
4. Live, Thrive, and Survive!

Whoever has the highest score by the first stroke of Christmas (EST) wins!

Should a nymph or monkey or succubus or some other booger steal your blindfold? YOU LOSE.

Good luck!


Edit: I am sure Tso can arrange for a good prize for the best YASD, YAFAP or YAAP story, too.



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Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #81 on: December 16, 2010, 03:46:17 AM »
I go away for TWO HOURS and this happens.

I'll bring in a few extra chairs. I've got drinks in the fridge. Hope you guys like lots of eggnog.

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Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #82 on: December 16, 2010, 03:52:29 AM »
The rules are simple.

Oh fucking what

I have no idea what any of this means oh god I'm screwed :ohdear:
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Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #83 on: December 16, 2010, 03:54:44 AM »
1. No idea what Nethack is
2. No idea how to download
3. I thought we were waiting
4. I'm so gonna lose

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Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #84 on: December 16, 2010, 03:55:09 AM »
I AM SORRY PURVIS WHAT LANGUAGE IS THAT YOU SPEAK I NO HABLAR YOUR ESPANOL
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Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #85 on: December 16, 2010, 03:56:13 AM »
This is why I didn't write about Nethack Gensokyo back when it was me vs Moerin.

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Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #86 on: December 16, 2010, 03:57:23 AM »
Great job, Purvis, you've wiped out half the competition.

However, I will still prevail!

* Nat Tea bursts into flames.

not again
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Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #87 on: December 16, 2010, 04:03:44 AM »
People who don't step up after throwing down the gauntlet get turned over to Kilga.

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Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #88 on: December 16, 2010, 04:05:48 AM »
wait

i just realized

I'm up against UK.

FUUUUUUCK
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Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #89 on: December 16, 2010, 04:06:04 AM »
contest rules 2:

for males:
go out and purchase female underwear.
proceed to try them on at home.
describe feeling and post pics while in them.
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