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Cons of Cannibalism
« on: November 11, 2010, 07:34:07 PM »
PEOPLE ARE DELICIOUS.

DISCUSS.
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Re: Cons of Capitalism
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2010, 07:39:21 PM »
Obviously it's Obamacare's fault.

Down with Obamacare! Go Tea Party!

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Re: Cons of Capitalism
« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2010, 07:45:56 PM »
Obviously it's Obamacare's fault.

Down with Obamacare! Go Tea Party!

Nein. I believe it's this monkey's fault:


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Re: Cons of Capitalism
« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2010, 07:46:50 PM »
Obviously it's Obamacare's fault.

Down with Obamacare! Go Tea Party!

A tea party? With pretty girls who wear hats, real tea, and actual scones? That sounds wonderful!

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Re: Cons of Capitalism
« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2010, 07:55:30 PM »
You do know there are nations worse off debt-wise than the united states, right?

Now, in sheer number the US is bad. But even so, there is still worse. Like, for instance, Japan.

But what is more important is DEBT vs GDP.

The worst off in that category right now is ZIMBABWE, with its debt being about 280% of its GDP. You know, that country that had BILLION DOLLAR BILLS due to the inflation rate.
Or hell, you've got us here in Canada, with our debt being 75% or so of the GDP.
Compare to the US, with ITS debt being only about 50% of the GDP.

Puts things in perspective, eh?

Re: Cons of Capitalism
« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2010, 08:04:17 PM »
You do know there are nations worse off debt-wise than the united states, right?

Now, in sheer number the US is bad. But even so, there is still worse. Like, for instance, Japan.

But what is more important is DEBT vs GDP.

The worst off in that category right now is ZIMBABWE, with its debt being about 280% of its GDP. You know, that country that had BILLION DOLLAR BILLS due to the inflation rate.
Or hell, you've got us here in Canada, with our debt being 75% or so of the GDP.
Compare to the US, with ITS debt being only about 50% of the GDP.

Puts things in perspective, eh?

I never said that the United States had it the worst. I know that other nations have it worse like Japan where animators make less than minimum wage. I was just thinking why we let the debt reach this point.

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Re: Cons of Capitalism
« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2010, 08:21:02 PM »
Throwing it at numerous wars, refusal to cut military spending, refusal to regulate the financial industry, oops I answered seriously. =[

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Re: Cons of Capitalism
« Reply #7 on: November 11, 2010, 08:25:39 PM »
Throwing it at numerous wars, refusal to cut military spending, refusal to regulate the financial industry, oops I answered seriously. =[
Well thats not capitalists fault. Thas just that idiot bush.

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« Reply #8 on: November 11, 2010, 08:42:51 PM »
This thread has the opportunity for much hilarity.

Also, why does everywhere have to throw out the "animators make shitty wages" thing. It's one subgenre of a profession that isn't even really a profession.

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Re: Cons of Capitalism
« Reply #9 on: November 11, 2010, 08:44:57 PM »
capitalism is for eggheads and people with too much time on their hands

lowercaseism is best, no need to reach all the way over there for that fucking shift key
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Re: Cons of Capitalism
« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2010, 08:46:25 PM »
Well thats not capitalists fault. Thas just that idiot bush.

As much as I dislike this guy, we can't lay all the blame on his doorstep. It was the entire "me first, screw you" mentality that is often called the American Dream. In other words, it was capitalism's fault.

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« Reply #11 on: November 11, 2010, 08:47:37 PM »
Well thats not capitalists fault. Thas just that idiot bush.

Capitalist societies tend to borrow more than Communist societies.

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Re: Cons of Capitalism
« Reply #12 on: November 11, 2010, 08:47:53 PM »
It was the entire "me first, screw you" mentality that is often called the American Dream.

hey, dusty rhodes was a good guy

he represented the common man
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Re: Cons of Capitalism
« Reply #13 on: November 11, 2010, 08:49:03 PM »
As much as I dislike this guy, we can't lay all the blame on his doorstep. It was the entire "me first, screw you" mentality that is often called the American Dream. In other words, it was capitalism's fault.

Than what shall we do? Throw out the constitution and kill all the people in congress? Well, I guess that wouldn't be that bad.

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Re: Cons of Capitalism
« Reply #14 on: November 11, 2010, 08:50:20 PM »
No no no. No one needs to die. We build a giant wall around Utah, let all the Teabaggers move there to start their own country, and make the rest of America a social democracy.

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« Reply #15 on: November 11, 2010, 08:51:41 PM »
No no no. No one needs to die. We build a giant wall around Utah, let all the Teabaggers move there to start their own country, and make the rest of America a social democracy.
Why around Utah though? Utah isn't that bad. Isn't it?

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Re: Cons of Capitalism
« Reply #16 on: November 11, 2010, 08:52:39 PM »
No no no. No one needs to die. We build a giant wall around Utah, let all the Teabaggers move there to start their own country, and make the rest of America a social democracy.
You misspelled Arizona.


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« Reply #17 on: November 11, 2010, 08:53:26 PM »
Oh, damn, my bad.

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« Reply #18 on: November 11, 2010, 08:53:40 PM »
No no no. No one needs to die. We build a giant wall around Utah, let all the Teabaggers move there to start their own country, and make the rest of America a social democracy.

No need my friend. All we have to do is this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDgn2iAiasg

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Re: Cons of Capitalism
« Reply #19 on: November 11, 2010, 08:54:07 PM »
Kill the teabaggers  :V
Or deport them to Arizona.
It's one subgenre of a profession that isn't even really a profession.
  I hope you aren't being serious.

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Re: Cons of Capitalism
« Reply #20 on: November 11, 2010, 08:55:29 PM »
but if we build a giant wall around arizona how will they replenish their supply of arrestable illegal immigrants
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« Reply #21 on: November 11, 2010, 08:56:05 PM »
That's Teabagistan's new problem, not America's!

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Re: Cons of Capitalism
« Reply #22 on: November 11, 2010, 08:58:42 PM »
How about food supply? Wont they just die off? And how about them reproducing?

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« Reply #23 on: November 11, 2010, 08:59:39 PM »
This thread has the opportunity for much hilarity.

Also, why does everywhere have to throw out the "animators make shitty wages" thing. It's one subgenre of a profession that isn't even really a profession.

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« Reply #24 on: November 11, 2010, 09:00:46 PM »
You misspelled Arizona.

I prefer this idea. They're basically the same state except Arizona is on the coast; this way we can just chop it off and push it out to sea.

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Re: Cons of Capitalism
« Reply #25 on: November 11, 2010, 09:01:07 PM »
I hope you aren't being serious.
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« Reply #26 on: November 11, 2010, 09:01:45 PM »

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Re: Cons of Capitalism
« Reply #27 on: November 11, 2010, 09:05:19 PM »
but if we build a giant wall around arizona how will they replenish their supply of arrestable illegal immigrants
They will deport themselves!

1. We get a giant jackhammer and drill around Arizona
2. Get a bunch of helicopters to lift the state
3. And drive it out to sea, preferably the Bermuda Triangle

I prefer this idea. They're basically the same state except Arizona is on the coast; this way we can just chop it off and push it out to sea.
You can't chop it off and send it out to sea because it's surrounded by land in all four directions, so you must lift it off and send it outside.

We then will be left with a crevice that was known as Arizona, but through socialist efforts, we turn turn it into the "Minor Sea of Rejects"

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Re: Cons of Capitalism
« Reply #28 on: November 11, 2010, 09:05:49 PM »
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
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Re: Cons of Capitalism
« Reply #29 on: November 11, 2010, 09:07:28 PM »
How about food supply? Wont they just die off? And how about them reproducing?

I believe that's the whole point.