Author Topic: The Official Holiday Thread: The Requestioning  (Read 46252 times)

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Re: The Official Holiday Thread: The Requestioning
« Reply #480 on: January 23, 2011, 08:29:50 AM »


Iryan

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Re: The Official Holiday Thread: The Requestioning
« Reply #481 on: January 23, 2011, 04:52:58 PM »
Today is }{}{}{}{, Pillow Fight Day.
Most adults don't want to admit it, but come on, pillow fights are fun! Although I hope the free-for-all on the town square will have less casualties than last year...
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Re: The Official Holiday Thread: The Requestioning
« Reply #482 on: January 24, 2011, 08:47:45 AM »


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Re: The Official Holiday Thread: The Requestioning
« Reply #483 on: January 25, 2011, 08:12:02 AM »


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Re: The Official Holiday Thread: The Requestioning
« Reply #484 on: January 28, 2011, 09:26:16 PM »
Today is YODAWG, Break Break Day. On this day we take a break from our break by celebrating a holiday for the first time in two or three days! Just don't overdo it?otherwise you'll need to take a break from taking a break from your break!

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Re: The Official Holiday Thread: The Requestioning
« Reply #485 on: January 29, 2011, 06:43:14 AM »

Iryan

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Re: The Official Holiday Thread: The Requestioning
« Reply #486 on: January 29, 2011, 10:38:19 AM »
Today is AAAAAAH, Spontaneous Combustion Day.
There is an urban legend that anyone could burst into flames any moment, simply because the cells in their body are badly coordinated. Scientists deny this, of course, but I am still wonde- *FOOF*
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Re: The Official Holiday Thread: The Requestioning
« Reply #487 on: January 30, 2011, 08:28:15 AM »


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Re: The Official Holiday Thread: The Requestioning
« Reply #488 on: January 30, 2011, 05:00:14 PM »
Today is OMGASH'SPIKACHU, Pointless Giveaway Day. On this day, a certain store begins offering a nearly (if not completely) useless free gift just for visiting them. Most people won't pay it any mind, but some collector types will go all the way to another city in order to get it.

EDIT (not part of the description): No offense to the collectors; I am one of them.
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Re: The Official Holiday Thread: The Requestioning
« Reply #489 on: January 31, 2011, 10:18:58 AM »


Iryan

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Re: The Official Holiday Thread: The Requestioning
« Reply #490 on: January 31, 2011, 12:36:20 PM »
* Iryan falls off his chair*

Ahem, as I was saying:

Today is SPARTA, Blasphemy Day.
Being pious sure is tough. Go to the temple every day, don't eat eat pork...
So today, everyone is encouraged to do the opposite of what their religion tells them to do! Except for the Church of Oxymoros, which tells its followers to celebrate this holiday...
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"As the size of an explosion increases, the numbers of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero."

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Re: The Official Holiday Thread: The Requestioning
« Reply #491 on: February 01, 2011, 10:10:56 AM »


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Re: The Official Holiday Thread: The Requestioning
« Reply #492 on: February 01, 2011, 06:14:14 PM »
Today is February 2, Groundhog Day. On this day, a time loop occurs, traditionally broken by positioning lights around a groundhog's burrow so that it will have exactly half a shadow. Nobody knows why, but this half-shadow somehow breaks the time loop. In recent years, though, people tired of this tradition break the time loop simply by staying up all night.

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Re: The Official Holiday Thread: The Requestioning
« Reply #493 on: February 02, 2011, 11:36:47 AM »


Iryan

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Re: The Official Holiday Thread: The Requestioning
« Reply #494 on: February 02, 2011, 02:44:17 PM »
Today is Interrobang, Antiquated Language Day.
Lo, t'is a glorious day! Every man hath to speak in tongues from the days of yore!
Well, at least what ye movies maketh them believe they sounded like. Forsooth!
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"As the size of an explosion increases, the numbers of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero."

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Re: The Official Holiday Thread: The Requestioning
« Reply #495 on: February 03, 2011, 11:41:36 AM »