Author Topic: The Official Holiday Thread: The Requestioning (Read 47515 times)

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #422 on:** December 30, 2010, 11:02:04 PM »

So many things coming up and delaying this. =I

Iryan · « **Reply #423 on:** December 30, 2010, 11:17:06 PM »

Today is jarate, Weird Accent Day.
Awn zees deh wee saylebraid ze coaltooral deafvercity orf Feelgaia buy umbrahzing id's mayknee diefferunt exxents, prayferrebluy ull awt ze sawm teim.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #424 on:** December 31, 2010, 10:32:47 PM »

Edit: You know, I'm surprised it's taken me this long to dyslex that.

andrewv42 · « **Reply #425 on:** December 31, 2010, 10:37:15 PM »

Today, the first of January, is the day upon which all humans unite to celebrate the conception of the Calendar, the invention of which has allowed us to schedule our days, and thus bury our lives beneath the burden of repetition.

Iryan · « **Reply #426 on:** January 01, 2011, 12:11:55 AM »

Quote from: It's Knot Purvis! on December 31, 2010, 10:32:47 PM

I don't think this is what you wanted to link...

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #427 on:** January 01, 2011, 11:29:53 PM »

Iryan · « **Reply #428 on:** January 02, 2011, 01:14:18 AM »

Today is HURTZ!, Unhealthy Food Day.
I love this holiday! Grab your Cockatrice Nuggets and down some Mushroom Dew, it's a feast for everyone!
*NOM*

andrewv42 · « **Reply #429 on:** January 02, 2011, 12:23:55 PM »

Quote from: It's Knot Purvis! on December 31, 2010, 10:32:47 PM

Edit: You know, I'm surprised it's taken me this long to dyslex that.

Oh my god I just realised you did mine :derp:

Today is lucky quarter day. Everybody today shall discover a lucky quarter. What they do with it is entirely up to them.

Bear in mind that this is in excess of 1.5 billion dollars.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #430 on:** January 02, 2011, 11:11:19 PM »

Quote from: andrewv42 on January 02, 2011, 12:23:55 PM

Oh my god I just realised you did mine :derp:

Today is lucky quarter day. Everybody today shall discover a lucky quarter. What they do with it is entirely up to them.

Bear in mind that this is in excess of 1.5 billion dollars.

Sure did! But that one, and this one:

Quote from: andrewv42 on December 31, 2010, 10:37:15 PM

Today, the first of January, is the day upon which all humans unite to celebrate the conception of the Calendar, the invention of which has allowed us to schedule our days, and thus bury our lives beneath the burden of repetition.

Need to have their formatting fixed, as per da OP.

Iryan · « **Reply #431 on:** January 02, 2011, 11:42:15 PM »

Come on, people, I we need more holidays!

Today is ?3 section a), Scratching Day.
Scratching is contagious, but why is that? Whatever the reason, today we scratch ourselves to get other people scratching themselves, too. I hope nobody gets sore...

Whatthe · « **Reply #432 on:** January 03, 2011, 12:46:49 AM »

Today is

, It's Probably Nothing Day. This is a day when we can just relax! Don't worry about that sound, it must be the wind or something! There isn't anyone back there...r-right? Right?? RIGHT?!

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #433 on:** January 03, 2011, 11:47:46 AM »

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #434 on:** January 04, 2011, 03:57:53 PM »

lumber_of_the_beast · « **Reply #435 on:** January 04, 2011, 11:16:25 PM »

Today is NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED., Star Day! Today, we celebrate all the applications of stars out in the cosmos! Of course, most are too far to move to, and you can't see by their light. Really, they're kinda useless...

Edible · « **Reply #436 on:** January 04, 2011, 11:20:31 PM »

Quote from: It's Knot Purvis! on January 04, 2011, 03:57:53 PM

Koakuma will maintain that expression after Kogasa inevitably urameshiyas in front of her.

Tamashii Kanjou · « **Reply #437 on:** January 04, 2011, 11:26:23 PM »

Nah, I say Patchouli Royal Flares her first. :3

Today is Troll Day. No, not that kind of troll. You see, many people have a laugh out of somebodies mis-placed hopes; especially when it can't possibly be anything else BUT that thing you never thought about. So, let us do something really evil to someone today... And announce our latest rip-off!

Iryan · « **Reply #438 on:** January 04, 2011, 11:30:19 PM »

Today is *stabbed*, Apathy Day.
As life becomes more and more stressful and complicated, sometimes one just needs a day where you don't give a duck about anything. Then again, I am not really interested in telling you about this holiday. Not today.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #439 on:** January 05, 2011, 03:20:04 PM »

Edible · « **Reply #440 on:** January 05, 2011, 04:45:10 PM »

Today is MMDDYYYY, Miscellaneous USB Device Day. Humans are brilliant at inventing things that plug into other things, and USB is a great combination of a low-power supply and a data transfer method. A miniature fridge? A singing flower? A reading lamp? A crystal ball? A USB hub, which - if you like USB hubs - allows you to plug a USB hub into your USB hub so you can use USB devices while you use other USB devices? Not to mention it's shaped like a doggie bowl.

Janitor Morgan · « **Reply #441 on:** January 05, 2011, 04:52:46 PM »

Quote from: Edible on January 05, 2011, 04:45:10 PM

A USB hub, which - if you like USB hubs - allows you to plug a USB hub into your USB hub so you can use USB devices while you use other USB devices? Not to mention it's shaped like a doggie bowl.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #442 on:** January 06, 2011, 05:40:07 PM »

Quote from: Iryan on January 04, 2011, 11:30:19 PM

Today is *stabbed*, Apathy Day.
As life becomes more and more stressful and complicated, sometimes one just needs a day where you don't give a duck about anything. Then again, I am not really interested in telling you about this holiday. Not today.

We had this one already.

Iryan · « **Reply #443 on:** January 06, 2011, 06:26:15 PM »

Quote from: It's Knot Purvis! on January 06, 2011, 05:40:07 PM

We had this one already.

Ffffffffffcryptomnesia gets me again.

Okay, fine, screw you. :derp:

Today is HURRR, Cryptomnesia Day.
Sometimes you remember something, but your mind thinks you came up with what you are remembering on your own. So on this day, we uphold memory of all the poor souls who got tickled to death for unwittingly committing plagiarism.

lumber_of_the_beast · « **Reply #444 on:** January 07, 2011, 02:26:34 AM »

Today is MY MIGHT CANNOT BE MATCHED, Roleplaying Day! Today, we all pretend to be someone or something else. The really devoted fans even come up with elaborate disguises. Since there are a lot of really devoted fans in Filgaia, it can get really confusing at times... but that's half the fun! At least, that's what they tell me.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #445 on:** January 07, 2011, 03:38:47 PM »

Whatthe · « **Reply #446 on:** January 08, 2011, 01:22:42 PM »

Today is

, ███████ Day. On this day we █████████████████████ by ████ing everyone ███████████████████████. Many ██████ists ███████ this holiday, calling it "██████████████████████████████████████████████" But anyone with half a █████████ knows better than to █████████ to them, so it's ████ if we go ahead and █████████!

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #447 on:** January 08, 2011, 05:18:17 PM »

Iryan · « **Reply #448 on:** January 08, 2011, 05:37:51 PM »

Quote from: It's Knot Purvis! on January 08, 2011, 05:18:17 PM

Ahahahaha, greatness!

Today is [Here could be your advertisement!], Shoelaces Day.
Could you imagine a world without shoelaces? People would loose their footwear all the time, and we couldn't laugh at other people tripping over them anymore! So today, we celebrate these magical threads that tie the world together!

WHMZakeri · « **Reply #449 on:** January 09, 2011, 09:07:29 AM »

Today is KWEH, Tactics day.
today is the day where we must carefully plan out every move, and then enact on those moves. Most people cheat, and try to change tactics as things progress! Then again, they say no plan survives contact with the enemy.

Today is WARK, Imaginary Animals day.
Today is the wonderful day where we celebrate our companionship with the mystical creatures that don't actually exist. Sadly, unlike real animals, you can't pet them, or rub their belly. I wonder if they feel lonely because of that.

Today is KUPO, Apathy da-*shot*

Author Topic: The Official Holiday Thread: The Requestioning (Read 47515 times)

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