Author Topic: Yumemi's Perfect Biology Classroom  (Read 9317 times)

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Re: Yumemi's Perfect Biology Classroom
« Reply #30 on: January 31, 2010, 09:51:06 PM »
Eh, whatever. I don't care about Biology anyway.

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Re: Yumemi's Perfect Biology Classroom
« Reply #31 on: January 31, 2010, 09:53:25 PM »
I thought I taught chemistry. :V But bio works too I guess.

Oh, Professor Kurobara? I thought you were away ill...? Why are you hopping about, all tied up....?

* ♫~Mind-That-Gap~♪ eyes Professor Sakura and raises an eyebrow

Well, in case you didn't get the memo, we don't yet have a Professor of Biology so Headmistress Fate asked that the three of us fill in for the time being in turns.

* ♫~Mind-That-Gap~♪ shows Prof. Kurobara the teaching roster

Languages and danmaku diplomacy: Prof. Forza
Chemistry and Kaboom-Dynamics: Prof. Kurobara
Physics and Spiral-Psychology: Prof. Triangles
Biology and Genocide: Prof. Kurobara, Prof. Sakura, and Prof. Sukima
Law, Charisma, and ikillu-ology: Prof. Sakura
Social Studies and general applied gapology: Prof. Sukima
History and blame-o-logy: Prof. Sukima
Art: Prof. Slaves, Prof. AF, Prof. Nwbi, Prof. Mode, Prof. Sukima, Supreme Major Prof. Dr. PoringLeaf PhD MsA NNA SPa NjD CPMCa TrA IjiY etc.etc.etc.,
Physical Health and Hobo Studies: Prof. Purvis
Kuma studies: Prof. Kuma
etc. etc. etc.

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Re: Yumemi's Perfect Biology Classroom
« Reply #32 on: January 31, 2010, 09:57:47 PM »
"Oh, none of those answers are right. This is a case of Shikistic Fibrosis where the parasite Parashikium Xanadus begins to judge all cells present, host or foreign, and begins to reorder cells through a complex form of cell gene activation (activation of dormant genes known as 'ORDER' genes) such that host cells begin to migrate upwards towards the head while parasite foreign cells begin to migrate towards the gut before finally accumulating in the lower bowel, particularly the rectum. It would be interesting to note that host cells would then begin to construct small ordered cell colonies upon reaching the head, something we call a Higancytium. However, if this occurs in the brain, it is known as Multiple Shikirosis or MS and is often accompanied by an infection of Komachikter Onozukam and is associated with a fixation on hats of a certain shape often worn by depictions of the great judges of hell in Chinese and Japanese folklore, law, order, justice, and charisma.

I said it was Imperialism already.

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Re: Yumemi's Perfect Biology Classroom
« Reply #33 on: January 31, 2010, 09:59:35 PM »
* Sakana hands Prof. Purvis some test papers

Here Sir, those should help keep you warm at night if you use them as a blanket.

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Re: Yumemi's Perfect Biology Classroom
« Reply #34 on: January 31, 2010, 10:05:32 PM »
Law, Charisma, and ikillu-ology: Prof. Sakura
Burned.

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Re: Yumemi's Perfect Biology Classroom
« Reply #35 on: January 31, 2010, 10:08:42 PM »
* Sakana hands Prof. Purvis some test papers

Here Sir, those should help keep you warm at night if you use them as a blanket.

Naw, you want big ole newspapers for that. But these'll start up a trash fire real nice.

Re: Yumemi's Perfect Biology Classroom
« Reply #36 on: January 31, 2010, 10:33:18 PM »
I'm not even in this class so I probably shouldn't be loitering around, but

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GotKidnappedByRuroAndTiedUpInHerCloset-itis
I've never heard of this sickness, can you elaborate? Is it lethal?

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Sapz, would you mind escorting Sana to Prof. Gappy's class?
But didn't you just say Prof. Gappy was drawing a picture with A-F and Slaves? Did she teleport?
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Re: Yumemi's Perfect Biology Classroom
« Reply #37 on: January 31, 2010, 10:48:12 PM »
Didn't you just say Prof. Gappy was drawing a picture with A-F and Slaves? Did she teleport?
...Wait, what? Gappy! Why aren't you in your classroom?!
* Sapz sighs and goes back out to look for Sana
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Re: Yumemi's Perfect Biology Classroom
« Reply #38 on: January 31, 2010, 10:50:18 PM »
Silly people, Gappy-chan exists everywhere at any given time~

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Re: Yumemi's Perfect Biology Classroom
« Reply #39 on: January 31, 2010, 10:58:30 PM »
...Wait, what? Gappy! Why aren't you in your classroom?!
* Sapz sighs and goes back out to look for Sana

Jeez, how long have you been in this class? If you don't know your subjects, you should at least know your classmates. Gappy is back there.

* Sukima points at Gappy in the back of the class.

* Gappy looks up from her art and waves from the back of the class.


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Re: Yumemi's Perfect Biology Classroom
« Reply #40 on: February 01, 2010, 12:12:39 AM »
D, for sure.

Though I'm not sure if Sikieiki is Lawful Lawful.  I don't know if that quite expresses how lawful she is well enough.

Re: Yumemi's Perfect Biology Classroom
« Reply #41 on: February 01, 2010, 12:44:08 AM »
* Sen sits outside the door to the classroom and stares at the chaos

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Re: Yumemi's Perfect Biology Classroom
« Reply #42 on: February 01, 2010, 12:54:41 AM »
* Drake morphs the test into a paper duck

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Re: Yumemi's Perfect Biology Classroom
« Reply #43 on: February 01, 2010, 12:59:31 AM »
* Dragoshi adds two more paper ducks to the mix.

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Re: Yumemi's Perfect Biology Classroom
« Reply #44 on: February 01, 2010, 01:14:31 AM »
* Sen sits outside the door to the classroom and stares at the chaos

Cuttin' class, eh?

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Re: Yumemi's Perfect Biology Classroom
« Reply #45 on: February 01, 2010, 01:16:58 AM »
Cuttin' class, eh?

ohhhh you're gonna get it now

Re: Yumemi's Perfect Biology Classroom
« Reply #46 on: February 01, 2010, 01:17:31 AM »
Cuttin' class, eh?

N-no, Prof. Purvis, I-I don't have Biology this period D:

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Re: Yumemi's Perfect Biology Classroom
« Reply #47 on: February 01, 2010, 01:20:29 AM »
N-no, Prof. Purvis, I-I don't have Biology this period D:

That's fine, you're cuttin' something. You;ll be helping lug tin around for detention. Only less helping and more doing it while I enjoy some liquid blanket.

Re: Yumemi's Perfect Biology Classroom
« Reply #48 on: February 01, 2010, 01:28:29 AM »
* Sen cries as his perfect record is destroyed

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Re: Yumemi's Perfect Biology Classroom
« Reply #49 on: February 01, 2010, 02:27:57 AM »
* ♫~Mind-That-Gap~♪ shows Prof. Kurobara the teaching roster

Languages and danmaku diplomacy: Prof. Forza
Chemistry and Kaboom-Dynamics: Prof. Kurobara
Physics and Spiral-Psychology: Prof. Triangles
Biology and Genocide: Prof. Kurobara, Prof. Sakura, and Prof. Sukima
Law, Charisma, and ikillu-ology: Prof. Sakura
Social Studies and general applied gapology: Prof. Sukima
History and blame-o-logy: Prof. Sukima
Art: Prof. Slaves, Prof. AF, Prof. Nwbi, Prof. Mode, Prof. Sukima, Supreme Major Prof. Dr. PoringLeaf PhD MsA NNA SPa NjD CPMCa TrA IjiY etc.etc.etc.,
Physical Health and Hobo Studies: Prof. Purvis
Kuma studies: Prof. Kuma
etc. etc. etc.

You pink farting hag! I demand there be a class on spreading horror and despair across the globe like a pandemic of E-bola!

Also

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* Erebus writes himself a detention slip and goes there himself.

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Re: Yumemi's Perfect Biology Classroom
« Reply #50 on: February 01, 2010, 02:29:42 AM »
Since no one else has chimed in, it's obviously B!

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And there is no love here...

Therefore...life is futile

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Re: Yumemi's Perfect Biology Classroom
« Reply #51 on: February 01, 2010, 02:45:02 AM »
* Erebus doesn't answer question.

* Erebus writes himself a detention slip and goes there himself.

That's my fucking honor student delinquent pride! Eat it, chucklefucks!

Ever clean a septic tank, son?

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Re: Yumemi's Perfect Biology Classroom
« Reply #52 on: February 01, 2010, 02:56:14 AM »
Ever clean a septic tank, son?
Not a once.

But we'll see how bad it is. When you think about the place I come from is a septic tank of pure negativity and hatred. Like a rotten cesspool that breeds disease and horrid parasites of man, the things that crawl out are known to everyone else as 'nightmares'.
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Re: Yumemi's Perfect Biology Classroom
« Reply #53 on: February 01, 2010, 02:56:26 AM »
Sorry I'm late, I was taking some hobo to the hospital. He kept asking for change so I ran him over with my car- I mean... yeah, I ran him over with my car.

Oh, a substitute teacher. Hi there, don't worry I'll try my best. Well the obvious answer to this test is K: The pirates disintegrate all the ninjas with the lasers they stole from the alien robot army at the battle of Rainbow Mountain.


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Re: Yumemi's Perfect Biology Classroom
« Reply #54 on: February 01, 2010, 03:03:43 AM »
Not a once.

But we'll see how bad it is. When you think about the place I come from is a septic tank of pure negativity and hatred. Like a rotten cesspool that breeds disease and horrid parasites of man, the things that crawl out are known to everyone else as 'nightmares'.

Does it smell and feel like shit? Because if so, we just found you a career path!

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Re: Yumemi's Perfect Biology Classroom
« Reply #55 on: February 01, 2010, 03:31:29 AM »
Does it smell and feel like shit? Because if so, we just found you a career path!
It does if you're not used to crushing misery and depression.

It has an odd odor to it. The smell of it is like a mountain of decomposing corpses that boil in a cauldron of cheese.
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Re: Yumemi's Perfect Biology Classroom
« Reply #56 on: February 01, 2010, 03:43:36 AM »
Multiple Shikirosis or MS

Professor, I know it's impolite to correct the instructor, and I'm not really one of the top performers in this class, but isn't MS Multiple Shinkirosis?

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Re: Yumemi's Perfect Biology Classroom
« Reply #57 on: February 01, 2010, 03:50:55 AM »
>>D. Eirin wanted to study Eiki's Lawful Lawful nature, and asked for a blood sample. That's actually a Yamathrocyte under the microscope, secreting enough lawfulness to turn a bacterial colony into a civilization.

I laughed.

really damn hard.
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Re: Yumemi's Perfect Biology Classroom
« Reply #58 on: February 01, 2010, 03:54:57 AM »
Professor, I know it's impolite to correct the instructor, and I'm not really one of the top performers in this class, but isn't MS Multiple Shinkirosis?

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Re: Yumemi's Perfect Biology Classroom
« Reply #59 on: February 01, 2010, 04:10:22 AM »
Memo to self: breed The Daemonobasilicus Shinki bacterium. Inject them into my body. Become one with my goddess.
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