Author Topic: Love Letters (Read 22123 times)

♛ Apher-Forte · « **Reply #90 on:** September 19, 2009, 07:16:26 PM »

Dear Pako,

I'll be taking pictures of my poop tomorrow, if you like.

Love,
Poop

Pako · « **Reply #91 on:** September 19, 2009, 07:19:35 PM »

Dear A-F,

Only if you post yourself eating the poop, also don't forget to flush the toilet.

Greetings and hate respectively,
pako and your toilet.

I just made a poop joke!

Easy Mode · « **Reply #92 on:** September 19, 2009, 07:21:23 PM »

Dearest Pako,

tee hee hee poop

e we,
Mode

♛ Apher-Forte · « **Reply #93 on:** September 19, 2009, 07:23:30 PM »

Dearest Pako and Mode,

With all due respect, please refrain from talking to my poop, it has the intelligence quota of sixty billion, more so than you can ever imagine. Also, my poop flushes itself ain't that awesome?

P.S. Mode is poop.

Yours sincerely,
Drunken Drum Master 2000

Easy Mode · « **Reply #94 on:** September 19, 2009, 07:24:28 PM »

Dear A-F,

I am not poop. You're a poop.

So, you know. There.

e we,
Mode

♛ Apher-Forte · « **Reply #95 on:** September 19, 2009, 07:26:54 PM »

Dear Mode,

I am currently making poop, it looks like Alice was there first...
JEALOUS?

I bet you are.
I wanna see you pout~ love you.

Forever and Ever One and Only You~~~~~~

Love,
A-F

Pako · « **Reply #96 on:** September 19, 2009, 07:29:30 PM »

Dear A-F,

You are a poopyhead.

Greetings,
Pako.

Easy Mode · « **Reply #97 on:** September 19, 2009, 07:29:57 PM »

Dear A-F,

I'm going to drink some apple juice because I can't poop.

e we.
Mode

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #98 on:** September 19, 2009, 07:32:46 PM »

Attention t' all whom would be well concerned,

This thread tis on fire. And I've plundered what valuables its got.

Yers,
Captain Purvis MFD

Pako · « **Reply #99 on:** September 19, 2009, 07:35:33 PM »

Dear Purvis,

If you promise to go update "Return to Barren path" right now, Then I promise most of my posts there will be story progressing.

Greetings,
Yer Matey Pako.

Moerin · « **Reply #100 on:** September 19, 2009, 07:37:05 PM »

Dear all,

Having a wonderful time as a prisoner in Zengar's Fortress of ~~Doom~~ Evil Cleaving, although I do miss you all. Please come and rescue me soon (although not too soon, I want to have a little more fun with Zengar first~).

Always yours,
Theorist~

Alfred F. Jones · « **Reply #101 on:** September 19, 2009, 07:38:08 PM »

Dear Theorin:

You cheater. ;_;

Hating you, Ruro

Sana · « **Reply #102 on:** September 19, 2009, 07:40:45 PM »

Dear Theorin,

I'm coming to rescue you, but I'm having trouble getting across the moat. Can you put the bridge down?

Also, you aren't cheating on us, are you? Ruro says you are but I don't believe her.

Yours,
Sanasanasan

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #103 on:** September 19, 2009, 07:42:33 PM »

Dear CPMC,

If you want to enter the fortress, you'll have to force the door open.

Cleavingly,
Zengarrrrr.

Dragoshi · « **Reply #104 on:** September 19, 2009, 07:42:42 PM »

Dear Theorin,

Too busy being the gunner of the ST Falcon and trying to help the pilot of said mecha get revenge on some ponce named Anubis.

Shootin' STs to shit,
Dragoshi

Gpop · « **Reply #105 on:** September 19, 2009, 07:43:05 PM »

Dear Theorist,

I feel like doing so, but I'm off to one of my Touhou friend's party soon, so I don't think I'll have time to do so.

So taking my place will be Koishi. She should be there in about 5 minutes, assuming that Zengar doesn't have sub-conscious detectors.

Love,
Gpop

Moerin · « **Reply #106 on:** September 19, 2009, 07:46:19 PM »

Dear Ruro and Sana,

I would never cheat on you! How could you even think I'd be able to look at anyone else the same way I look at you?

Also, I'll try and remember to put down the bridge, but I can't remember where the controls are... I'll look for them, though~

Eternally yours,
Theorist~

Alfred F. Jones · « **Reply #107 on:** September 19, 2009, 07:48:58 PM »

Dear Theorin,

What do you mean, "How could you even think I'd be able to look at anyone else the same way I look at you?"

We're the same person. Have you even looked at a mirror?

;_;

Crying,
Ruro

Easy Mode · « **Reply #108 on:** September 19, 2009, 07:51:30 PM »

Dear Ruro,

We're not driving through Denver. Or anywhere in Colorado. ;________;

So you should just come here so I can give you a good 'ol rape-filled hug.

e we,
Mode

Moerin · « **Reply #109 on:** September 19, 2009, 07:55:01 PM »

Dear Ruro,

Well, it does mean that I can't look at anyone the same way...

Ahem...

I'm sorry. I have upset you, and thus I must commit honourable seppuku to make up for my wrongdoings. See you on the other side~ I'll give Shikieiki your regards.

Suicidally yours,
Theorist~

Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch · « **Reply #110 on:** September 19, 2009, 07:56:59 PM »

To Zengar:

About 3 minutes ago, a person known as Etch-E-Sketch broke through your door and rescued a person known as Theorist. The resulting damage was not great. The repair company has already fixed your doors.

We are sorry to inform you that your plan does not cover doors that were busted down due to repeated strikes from the trunk of a tree. We have changed your coverage so that future events willbe insured, however your rates have increased.

THE Insurance company

Edit: (well, now I have a Rin Satsuki fanboy's corpse. This should please Orin)

Sana · « **Reply #111 on:** September 19, 2009, 07:57:18 PM »

Dear Theorin,

I hope this letter gets to you in time. I heard you were considering suicide and would like you to know that we would miss you very much if you were to do this. Please, reconsider.

Yours,
Sanasanasan

Pako · « **Reply #112 on:** September 19, 2009, 07:57:43 PM »

Dear Theorin,

Can I have your dead body?
I promise I will make tacos out of your flesh and your skull will be hung up above the door of my restaurant.

Love,
Pako.

Greyn · « **Reply #113 on:** September 19, 2009, 07:58:32 PM »

Dear Theorin,

You are unfortunately going to miss my tour through Scotland, what a pity.

Huggably yours,

Greyn.

Alfred F. Jones · « **Reply #114 on:** September 19, 2009, 07:58:50 PM »

Dear Mode:

Nebraska, eh? Write me when you're settled and I can come over and we can have hot lesbian sex.

Waiting,
Ruro

Dear Theorin:

I much prefer you to be on the mortal plane, 'cause LIKE HELL AM I GONNA LET YOU REACH SHIKIEIKI'S LEGS BEFORE I DO.

So you'd better stay here.

;______;

Clinging to fond memories of times together,
Ruro

Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch · « **Reply #115 on:** September 19, 2009, 07:59:32 PM »

Dear Pako,

In regards to Theorist's body, you may not make him into tacos.

Please contact me if you wish to complain.

Owner of Theorist's body,
Etch-E-Sketch

Pako · « **Reply #116 on:** September 19, 2009, 08:01:49 PM »

Dear Etch-E-Sketch,

May I at least have her legs/arms?
The tacos made out of them will be send to hungry children in South-Africa.

Love,
Pako

Moerin · « **Reply #117 on:** September 19, 2009, 08:03:01 PM »

Dear Ruro,

I am glad to see you have forgiven me (I think), and so shall put off my death for the time being. Hope to see you soon~

Lovingly yours,
Theorist~

Dear Etch,

Please do not claim ownership of my body. My body's nobodies body but mine, after all.

Annoyedly yours,
Theorist~

Alfred F. Jones · « **Reply #118 on:** September 19, 2009, 08:05:19 PM »

My dear Theorin:

I forgave you before you even asked.

Sealing this letter with a kiss from strawberry red lips,
Ruro

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #119 on:** September 19, 2009, 08:07:35 PM »

Dear Theorin,

Why the fuck do you cheat a cage like that? ;_;

Ragingly,
Zengar

Author Topic: Love Letters (Read 22123 times)

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