Author Topic: 2016 NFL Thread: Superb Owl LI - New England Trumps vs. "Some Guys from Atlanta" (Read 73497 times)

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #150 on:** September 16, 2016, 03:53:21 AM »

Rex Ryan is gonna get fired this year

Edible · « **Reply #151 on:** September 16, 2016, 09:02:34 PM »

Quote from: Rin Kagamine on September 16, 2016, 03:53:21 AM

Rex Ryan is gonna get fired this year

Rex Ryan should have been fired last night.

They apparently forced him to fire someone to appease the fans, and he fired the most competent playcalling coach on his team.

Edible · « **Reply #152 on:** September 16, 2016, 09:11:59 PM »

Oh right, I meant to do this a couple days ago before the jets/bills game but oh well.

PROBABLY EXTREMELY SHORT-LIVED MOTK SURVIVAL POOL 2016 EDITION GO

I'm taking the Jaguars over the Chargers because I need more reasons to drink myself into a coma if they actually lose.

PX · « **Reply #153 on:** September 16, 2016, 09:47:28 PM »

Rams > Seahawks you all suck

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #154 on:** September 17, 2016, 03:06:28 AM »

Panthers over 49ers LET'S GO! I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL!

kagiyamahina · « **Reply #155 on:** September 17, 2016, 05:20:08 AM »

since we're going into the weekend...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKynaEhWUHU

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #156 on:** September 18, 2016, 04:33:30 PM »

Let's live dangerously!

Detroit

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #157 on:** September 18, 2016, 05:05:49 PM »

Less than a minute into the game and I'm already mad

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #158 on:** September 18, 2016, 05:26:19 PM »

Jimmy "Tom Brady" Garoppolo

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #159 on:** September 18, 2016, 05:26:49 PM »

Holy shit I hate football

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #160 on:** September 18, 2016, 06:27:45 PM »

Jacoby "Jimmy "Tom Brady" Garoppolo" Brissett

Edible · « **Reply #161 on:** September 19, 2016, 01:36:03 AM »

Quote from: Edible on September 16, 2016, 09:11:59 PM

I'm taking the Jaguars over the Chargers because I need more reasons to drink myself into a coma if they actually lose.

Actual super real talk: if Gus Bradley isn't fired by tomorrow evening I am officially no longer a fan of this team.

PX · « **Reply #162 on:** September 19, 2016, 01:59:05 AM »

It's awesome we now have a Rams station on the radio lol

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #163 on:** September 19, 2016, 03:45:09 AM »

I see that LA beat Seattle in what looks like a terrible game. I didn't hear anything about it like "omg seattle lost" so it must have been utterly putrid.

Keep damn pounding

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #164 on:** September 19, 2016, 01:57:15 PM »

Quote from: Kilgamayan on September 18, 2016, 06:27:45 PM

Jacoby "Jimmy "Tom Brady" Garoppolo" Brissett

With news that Brissett is starting the Thursday game that will make 3 starting QBs in week 3 from NC State University along with Russell Wilson (he only spent one year at Wisconsin and didn't graduate, don't believe the lies) and Philip Rivers, and we still have Mike Glennon as the backup to Winston in Tampa. I wonder what the record is for active or starting QBs in the league from one school.

Quote from: Edible on September 19, 2016, 01:36:03 AM

Actual super real talk: if Gus Bradley isn't fired by tomorrow evening I am officially no longer a fan of this team.

They're gonna keep him around to lead the team once they move them to London to play as the Monarchs.

Quote from: Fallen Angel PX on September 19, 2016, 01:59:05 AM

It's awesome we now have a Rams station on the radio lol

Wonder if that will change to a Raiders station next year.

PX · « **Reply #165 on:** September 19, 2016, 07:26:04 PM »

Nah if anything our local station would become the raiders station so we would get the Chargers, Raiders, and the Rams on the radio

PX · « **Reply #166 on:** September 20, 2016, 04:56:49 AM »

And another week where I beat everyone and double my opponent wtf

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #167 on:** September 20, 2016, 07:29:48 AM »

Edible · « **Reply #168 on:** September 20, 2016, 12:24:39 PM »

My suffering is infinite.

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #169 on:** September 20, 2016, 12:40:16 PM »

Quote from: Edible on September 20, 2016, 12:24:39 PM

My suffering is infinite.

Since Bradley is still the coach it appears that ;you are in the market for a new team. I have prepared a few suggestions:

If you would like to stick with teams from the 1995 NFL Expansion then I suggest the Carolina Panthers
If you would like to continue to root for a team named after a big cat, then instead of Detroit of Cincinnati I would like to suggest the Carolina Panthers
If you would like to root for a team that is regionally close to your that doesn't have a racist team name then I suggest the Carolina Panthers
If you're tired of mediocrity and want to pull for a team that has had recent success and is still successful then I suggest the Carolina Panthers

The choice appears to be clear!

Edible · « **Reply #170 on:** September 20, 2016, 01:49:09 PM »

I'm a browns fan now. They still suck but at least they don't ever get your hopes up

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #171 on:** September 20, 2016, 02:47:37 PM »

Quote from: Edible on September 20, 2016, 01:49:09 PM

I'm a browns fan now. They still suck but at least they don't ever get your hopes up

Didn't know the Factory of Sadness was hiring

FroMonk · « **Reply #172 on:** September 20, 2016, 03:16:57 PM »

Quote from: Edible on September 20, 2016, 01:49:09 PM

I'm a browns fan now. They still suck but at least they don't ever get your hopes up

I mean you could get that right there in DC. Why you think I quit supporting the Skins? I could only take that shitty team's "we'll do better next season, I promise" so many times. The last few seasons were just exercises in masochism.

Okay, maybe the last 25 seasons.

Edible · « **Reply #173 on:** September 20, 2016, 03:43:56 PM »

Quote from: Rin Kagamine on September 20, 2016, 02:47:37 PM

Didn't know the Factory of Sadness was hiring

Truly it is an endless pit of despair and misery

Quote from: FroMonk on September 20, 2016, 03:16:57 PM

I mean you could get that right there in DC. Why you think I quit supporting the Skins? I could only take that shitty team's "we'll do better next season, I promise" so many times. The last few seasons were just exercises in masochism.

Okay, maybe the last 25 seasons.

I think I'd just stop watching football before I supported the Redskins in any meaningful capacity

Alas. With any luck, Bradley will get shitcanned during the bye week so I won't have to be a Cleveland fan for long

Edit - Here's a good statistic:

Quote from: https://twitter.com/ryanohalloran/status/778239205268914176

20 of Bortles' 89 passes haven't crossed line of scrimmage and 40 (44.9 percent) haven't gone past 5 yards downfield.

Outstanding playcalling fam.

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #174 on:** September 20, 2016, 04:30:12 PM »

Less Big Ben and more Alex Smith

Hainiryuun · « **Reply #175 on:** September 20, 2016, 09:12:08 PM »

Woodhead on IR already, welp

Suwako Moriya · « **Reply #176 on:** September 21, 2016, 05:05:28 PM »

That sure must suck to have a quality RB suffer a season-ending injury in Week 2, huh?

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #177 on:** September 23, 2016, 02:31:12 AM »

Jacoby "Steve Grogan" Brissett

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #178 on:** September 23, 2016, 03:18:31 AM »

To be fair, his only goals for tonight were 1) don't get hurt and 2) don't lose, so he could be doing a lot worse.

Edible · « **Reply #179 on:** September 23, 2016, 11:21:27 AM »

Well, at least every other team in the AFC South is fucking godawful.

So business as usual.