Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition

[Cybeast710]

> Bah. Take a walk for a nice change of pace.

[5]
You take a nice walk, and find a cavern you can explore!

>Follow the glimpse! It must lead to the Nue!

[1]
Before you can, you're accosted by Mamizou who demands to know why you're stalking Nue.

Not the drinks!

>Quick, before anyone notices! Shrink everyone down! We can shrink the palace and then the universe immediately afterward. (Dangit, becoming small was NOT the plan!)

[6]
Well, your magic worked well, shrinking everyone, the palace, and the universe. Unfortunately, this everyone included you, so in total, nothing happened. The drinks returned to normal though as Shinmyoumaru proposed to you.

> Prove to Marisa that I do have 10 fingers. Or 8 fingers and 2 thumbs, whichever way you wanna look at it.

[3]
Marisa does indeed agree with you. But she's drunk, so you're not sure she understands. Oh well, she's an easy target right now and you're feeling rather peckish. [-1 to dodges for Marisa if you wanna go that way...]

>Abuse position to extract toll money from other players whenever they move to another place.

[2]
You tried, but Raikaria wasn't putting up with it and destroyed your tollbooth on the way to Marisa's by waving her hand.

[an unmatched sock]

Well, time to initiate phase- wait WHAAAAAAA...?

>Well, she is a princess...sure, I'll go with it and accept (even if it is a bit backwards with how proposals go...). Two palaces, yay! Maybe being shrunk wasn't so bad after all. (Assuming this roll doesn't end everything.)

[Captain Infinity]

Hell yeah.

>AK-47s for everybody! Show those scum bag commies invading the greatest country in the world what weapons of Soviet glory can do to them!

[Validon98]

>Tell her I'm just a friend of hers, and apologize if it looks like I am stalking her.

[Kasu]

> Search cavern for the superweapons of ancient civilizations.

[Cybeast710]

Well, time to initiate phase- wait WHAAAAAAA...?

>Well, she is a princess...sure, I'll go with it and accept (even if it is a bit backwards with how proposals go...). Two palaces, yay! Maybe being shrunk wasn't so bad after all. (Assuming this roll doesn't end everything.)

[6]
She's so overjoyed she pushes you into the punch bowl then dives in after you, giggling like a kid.

Hell yeah.

>AK-47s for everybody! Show those scum bag commies invading the greatest country in the world what weapons of Soviet glory can do to them!

[4]
AK-47's have been distributed successfully

>Tell her I'm just a friend of hers, and apologize if it looks like I am stalking her.

[4] She mostly backs off, but insists on going with you to make sure.

> Search cavern for the superweapons of ancient civilizations.

[3]

Eh, you find some old rusty rifles! They're still in working condition, so you found something, right?

[an unmatched sock]

>Wait...this is the alcoholic punch, isn't it? Either way, as much fun as it probably is to swim around in the punch, I should mention we should probably get out before someone larger than us decides they're thirsty.

[LaserTurtle]

>Panic. What is going on?
>Summon fish princess girl

[Raikaria]

> Challenge DrunkMarisa to a Danmaku battle. Be sure Aya is around to capture the results.

[Cybeast710]

>Wait...this is the alcoholic punch, isn't it? Either way, as much fun as it probably is to swim around in the punch, I should mention we should probably get out before someone larger than us decides they're thirsty.

[2]
You would, if you weren't holding your breath as Shinmyoumaru playfully dunked you under the punch. She may be a princess, but at least she's got a sense of fun, right? No one seems to have spotted you yet.

>Panic. What is going on?
>Summon fish princess girl

> Panic [4]
You initiate a full blown panic.

> Summon [5]
You summon the fish princess girl.

> Challenge DrunkMarisa to a Danmaku battle. Be sure Aya is around to capture the results.

[3 vs. 4-1]
It seems Marisa is too drunk to really fight properly and it's a good thing as your power is still unfamiliar to you. The match ends in a win when you clip her shot. Now you get to name your victory condition, and Marisa's cringing, hoping she won't hear the words the real Rumia would say.

[Raikaria]

> Ask Marisa to return 10% of the stuff she's stolen. [Watch with interest to see if she prioritizes the possessions of anyone in particular]

[an unmatched sock]

Well, a sense of fun is a good thing, but...

>Still should mention that we should get out before we're noticed...or someone comes to get a drink and doesn't notice us.

>How is the party still going? I've sort of been busy, and not quite keeping track...

[Kasu]

> Attempt to restore the rifles so they're as good as new.

[Cybeast710]

> Ask Marisa to return 10% of the stuff she's stolen. [Watch with interest to see if she prioritizes the possessions of anyone in particular]

> Condition [2]
She fainted out, instead, unbelieving that she would lose to Rumia.
> Watch [4]
Watching is just making you hungrier. Apparently, this body is a little TOO faithful to its original, as an urge to eat her is on your mind.

Well, a sense of fun is a good thing, but...

>Still should mention that we should get out before we're noticed...or someone comes to get a drink and doesn't notice us.

>How is the party still going? I've sort of been busy, and not quite keeping track...

> Get out. [4]
You ram it through her head that you should probably get out, especially in case Yuyuko gets the munchies.
> Party going? [6]
It's still going pretty strong. Unfortunately, Yuyuko seems to be heading for the bowl.
> Detection? [6]
Fortunately, Yuyuko DOES spot you. Unfortunately, she thinks you look tasty and decides to drink you two with the bowl.
> Escape? [6 vs 5]
Yuyuko glugged the bowl and NEARLY swallowed you, but you two got away, lying there.

> Attempt to restore the rifles so they're as good as new.

[4]
They're as good as new. You have 5 rifles!

[an unmatched sock]

>Ah. Well, out of the frying pan, onto the omelette, then. I'm sure we're probably still soaked through with punch, so...grab Sukuna and try to hightail it away from Yuyuko! Deeper into the palace where people really shouldn't be, but could be because they might be adventurous and rule-breakers and/or drunk!

[Raikaria]

> Suppress urge to eat Marisa by turning into the Rumia Quest Rumia

[Oldmansour]

>Declare international bunnygirl day.

[Pesco]

> Carry my team to victory and various second places finishes.

[Cybeast710]

>Ah. Well, out of the frying pan, onto the omelette, then. I'm sure we're probably still soaked through with punch, so...grab Sukuna and try to hightail it away from Yuyuko! Deeper into the palace where people really shouldn't be, but could be because they might be adventurous and rule-breakers and/or drunk!

[4]
You scarper for the deeper part of the palace.

> Suppress urge to eat Marisa by turning into the Rumia Quest Rumia

[6]
You successfully turn into the Rumia Quest Rumia... but your new powers and appetite carry over so you really just changed your appearance. Ah well.

>Declare international bunnygirl day.

[2]
The legislation stalls in Congress

> Carry my team to victory and various second places finishes.

[1]
You got disqualified.

[Captain Infinity]

>Introduce blood rituals involving the sacrifice of the great rice golem, Tapsa.

[an unmatched sock]

>Is there anyone deeper in the palace? Also, check in on Sukuna, see if she's alright. Almost getting nom'd by Yuyuko can't be a terribly comfortable situation to be in.

[Kasu]

> Pawn off four of the rifles.

[Cybeast710]

>Introduce blood rituals involving the sacrifice of the great rice golem, Tapsa.

[1]
Oops! The people assumed you meant to sacrifice TO Tapsa, and promptly sacrificed you to him, causing the rice golem to glow even bigger. Too bad.

>Is there anyone deeper in the palace? Also, check in on Sukuna, see if she's alright. Almost getting nom'd by Yuyuko can't be a terribly comfortable situation to be in.

> Deeper [2] There's Yuyuko trying to find you!
> Health [No Roll] Sukuna is fine. She's dealt with this shit more often than you seem to be thinking.

> Pawn off four of the rifles.

[6]
> You pawn off the rifles. Unfortunately, you pawned them off to government officials and Armistice Land is now Armed Land as the leader was assassinated.

[Pesco]

> Time to 322

[Kasu]

Oh. Well then.

> Grab some ammo and search for more mobile weapons.

[Cybeast710]

> Time to 322

[6]
I'm not sure what it is, but you're the embodiment of 322.

Oh. Well then.

> Grab some ammo and search for more mobile weapons.

[4]
You find a "Gun Turret MK32" and a "Bob-Omb Crate".

[an unmatched sock]

Ah crap.

>Keep falling back from Yuyuko, into areas of the palace only I know how to get to (theoretically), or anyone else if they are with me. Make sure Sukuna is in tow, and doesn't get lost. We are in this together, after all. Can't let ourselves get caught!

[Cybeast710]

GM Announcement

For Crossover Edition, guess what there's been a SEVERE LACK OF?

I have an OC myself. He's the living embodiment of No Fourth Wall, able to summon creatures, items, magic, etc, by merely naming them.

Problem is, it's a two way street, as he's completely powerless to NOT summon them if he names them.

Of course, in the world of RTD, this can go hilariously wrong, hilariously fast.

Do you guys want me to play, or stay out of it?

Ah crap.

>Keep falling back from Yuyuko, into areas of the palace only I know how to get to (theoretically), or anyone else if they are with me. Make sure Sukuna is in tow, and doesn't get lost. We are in this together, after all. Can't let ourselves get caught!

[1]
A cup descends over your vision as you attempt to escape! You're caught!

[an unmatched sock]

DANGIT WHAT DID I JUST FINISH SAYING.

@gm announcement: Sure, the more the merrier~.

>Is Sukuna also under this cup? (I imagine she would be, but...)
-->If so, magic our way through the cup and run faster with her!
-->If not, magic my way through the cup and look for her! Punch my captor in the face if need be!

[Cybeast710]

DANGIT WHAT DID I JUST FINISH SAYING.

@gm announcement: Sure, the more the merrier~.

>Is Sukuna also under this cup? (I imagine she would be, but...)
-->If so, magic our way through the cup and run faster with her!
-->If not, magic my way through the cup and look for her! Punch my captor in the face if need be!

> Sukuna is under the cup. [4] You magic your way out, running, but Yuyuko is leisurely chasing you still...

> Recapture [4 vs 4]
Yuyuko reaches to nab you and [6 vs 2] she succeeds, placing you in a bottle!
In a howl of winds and a swirl of ones and zeros, Cybeast fell unceremoniously in a heap somewhere.
> Equip SOCOM [3]
Seems like you forgot your ammo.
> Locate Sanae [5]
You successfully gimmick a tracker on Sanae! HELLZ YEAH!
> Use Chaff Grenade at Nitori's House for kicks [1]
Nitori storms out before you can use it and forces you to come in with her to "test something"...