Divine Spirit Quest ~ War Under Underground Arc

[Hanzo K.]

>Well, let's see about drifting through the wall to see if he's the real culprit. After all, that's a perk to being a Spirit, divine or no.

[The Hating Hater]

>Well, let's see about drifting through the wall to see if he's the real culprit. After all, that's a perk to being a Spirit, divine or no.

>I'm bashing my head against the wall and nothing is happening. Going through walls would just make the game easy, this also hurts my head.

I hear snores inside, he must be asleep.

[Hanzo K.]

>Well, so much for that idea. maybe there's a crevice or something we can slip through.

[The Hating Hater]

>Well, so much for that idea. maybe there's a crevice or something we can slip through.

>There is a window I can get through, let's go in!

>From what I can see inside, the bully is indeed sleeping... with the doll?!

It's very tight in his grasp.

[Hanzo K.]

>Hmm...sleeping with the stolen doll...And he calls himself a man!
>Let's see...well, if he's got some weird ability, then we might be able to use that to our advantage. Let's try floating over to him and just talk idly near him. If he can hear it, then we know how to do things from there.

[The Hating Hater]

>Hmm...sleeping with the stolen doll...And he calls himself a man!
>Let's see...well, if he's got some weird ability, then we might be able to use that to our advantage. Let's try floating over to him and just talk idly near him. If he can hear it, then we know how to do things from there.

>This should be a good position, now let's see...

>"Hey turd! I heard you like dolls!"

He turns around and faces his bottom at me. Well that isn't very nice, he's even still asleep.

Then he did something alien to me.

He cut the cheese.

[Hanzo K.]

>Ugh. Well, since we can't go through walls, let's try ramming him! If we're solid enough to not go through walls, we're solid enough to ram someone!
>Unless of course, you can use Danmaku. That could work too.

[Raitaki]

>If we do apply danmaku to his despicable self, limit such application to facilitating the combustion of his pants. And try to not let the doll get into the line of fire.

[The Hating Hater]

>Ugh. Well, since we can't go through walls, let's try ramming him! If we're solid enough to not go through walls, we're solid enough to ram someone!
>Unless of course, you can use Danmaku. That could work too.

>Since I have no skills in Danmaku sadly, I might as well charge at him. I'm going to look back at this moment when I become a god and crush whoever is unlucky enough to be near my area.

"Huraaaaaag!"

Oh whoops, I miss- *bonk!*

I missed and the roof colasped on the bully! The dust cleared to find that the bully was still sleeping! However the doll is free!

New Skill Learned: Charge

[GuyYouMetOnline]

>Then grab the doll and get it to that girl.

[The Hating Hater]

>Then grab the doll and get it to that girl.

Obtained: Little Doll

>Alright! Time to-

A support beam fell just right next to me. It this house falling apart? What kind of fragile house is this?

Ah! There goes another one. Why is the bully still sleeping at the time like this? Why am I still here?!

[LaserTurtle]

>FLEE! GRAB THE DOLL AND FLEE FOR YOUR LIFE-SOUL-EXISTENCE-WHATEVER!

[The Hating Hater]

>FLEE! GRAB THE DOLL AND FLEE FOR YOUR LIFE-SOUL-EXISTENCE-WHATEVER!

>I couldn't agree more. Ah, there's an opening.

An hour later...

>The bully is still sleeping even after being pulled out of the rubble. He must be a really heavy sleeper.

But we have the doll so everything's fine. Now to fine that girl. I'm pretty sure she isn't in the same place.

[Darkoda]

>Wander around till we find that girl. Potentially homicidal girls shouldn't be that hard to track down.

[The Hating Hater]

>Wander around till we find that girl. Potentially homicidal girls shouldn't be that hard to track down.

>Fine, I'll go to the middle of town for now.

>There is less people now since it's starting to get late.

[Darkoda]

>Best look quickly then, wouldn't do to have to try to go in people's houses unless other people can hear us now.

[The Hating Hater]

>Best look quickly then, wouldn't do to have to try to go in people's houses unless other people can hear us now.

>Okay, I'll search around some more...

2 hours later...

>Why. Can't. I. Find. Her?

It's completely dark out now, if I'm going too find her, I just might look outside.

But then again I heard it's dangerous outside the village at night.

[Hanzo K.]

>Well, let's just keep the doll with us for now until we find her again, hm? Maybe we'll run into that blondie the posterboard mentioned?

[The Hating Hater]

>Well, let's just keep the doll with us for now until we find her again, hm? Maybe we'll run into that blondie the posterboard mentioned?

>Eh. Can it wait tommorrow? It's really- *crash!*

>Oh. Something must have fell... Okay, I'm scared...

>: "Someone help!"

[Hanzo K.]

>A call for help! That means someone is in trouble! And if we help someone in trouble, that means we'll get Faith! Trouble=Help=Faith!

[The Hating Hater]

>A call for help! That means someone is in trouble! And if we help someone in trouble, that means we'll get Faith! Trouble=Help=Faith!

>Eh? But what can I do? I can only fly and-

>: "Aurraaaah!!"

>Okay I'm coming! The yell came behind this fence, going up!

>"No worries! I shall..."

>...protect you mayonnaise bottle?

Why is there some school teacher banging a bottle of mayo all over the place? A lot of things are smashed.

>: "Open already!!"

[Hanzo K.]

>...Mayo...? Well, they can't all be glamorous and heroic tasks now can they? Have to start somewhere I suppose.
>We should have some way to give her a hand, no?

[The Hating Hater]

>...Mayo...? Well, they can't all be glamorous and heroic tasks now can they? Have to start somewhere I suppose.
>We should have some way to give her a hand, no?

>Are you sure? You do have a point, but with her smashing everything around. It's really instant death for someone small like me. then again, no pain, no gain.

>"No worries! I shall help you!"

Hmm... I need work on my introductions.

> "Huh? Who's there?"

>"I am your lovely goddess, Mika!"

Yeah, I really need to work on that. She stopped waving the bottle so I can take the cap off! Which I just did right now.

>: "Wow! It opened! Thank you wherever you are!"

She went inside the buliding. "Mokou! It's open and now we can eat!"

5 Faith Points gained!

Woo! I got some faith!

[Hanzo K.]

>Don't let it get to your head now, there's still more faith to be had out in the wide world of Gensokyo! And Rivals like that Moriya Shrine to scope out too!
>...Wait, if we've got the cap, then she'll want it when she's done with the mayo! Dried-out mayo is no good! It's all crunchy-gooey! Tastes awful too. So we'd better put the cap inside where they'll be able to find it real easy!

[The Hating Hater]

>Don't let it get to your head now, there's still more faith to be had out in the wide world of Gensokyo! And Rivals like that Moriya Shrine to scope out too!
>...Wait, if we've got the cap, then she'll want it when she's done with the mayo! Dried-out mayo is no good! It's all crunchy-gooey! Tastes awful too. So we'd better put the cap inside where they'll be able to find it real easy!

>Wait, go in there? Ugh. The door is closed so I might as well put it right next the door. Maybe they will notice the cap is outside.

>Anyway onwards!

[Hanzo K.]

>Well, since it's late, we should find someplace out-of-the-way to hide out and rest until morning. There's bound to be someplace like that around here somewhere!
>Once it's morning, we can find more people to help out!

[The Hating Hater]

>Well, since it's late, we should find someplace out-of-the-way to hide out and rest until morning. There's bound to be someplace like that around here somewhere!
>Once it's morning, we can find more people to help out!

>Well, I might just sleep in this yard. Noone can see me anyway. See you in the morning!

Fast Fowarding...

>Okay I'm awake! What now?

[Hanzo K.]

>Well, the humans always can be found in the square, so maybe we'll find more people to help by going there!

[The Hating Hater]

>Well, the humans always can be found in the square, so maybe we'll find more people to help by going there!

>In the square, there is a busy crowd.

Interactions are the same.

[LaserTurtle]

>Listen in on troubles. You can do that, right?