Yuyuko Quest II - Memory Lane Parade

[Nekomata-chan]

>Pout slightly. "Awww...You don't even recognize me~? It hurts me deeply to think that you couldn't recognize me~"

>Kaguya winces, "So... I should recognise you..? I don't remember meeting some... weird little kid... like you..."

[Hanzo K.]

>Let's make a little butterfly danmaku float over one of our hands, maybe that'll clue her in~

[Nekomata-chan]

>Let's make a little butterfly danmaku float over one of our hands, maybe that'll clue her in~

>She looks at the butterfly danmaku, before cringing, "Oh... hi... Yuyuko..."

[Hanzo K.]

>Smile. "You know you don't have much to fear from me, what with your immortality and all~"
>Giggle. "And besides, doesn't Reisen look positively adorable~?"

[Nekomata-chan]

>Smile. "You know you don't have much to fear from me, what with your immortality and all~"
>Giggle. "And besides, doesn't Reisen look positively adorable~?"

>Kaguya blinks, looking at Reisen.
>After about three seconds, she bursts into a fit of high-pitched and extremely annoying laughter.

>Mokou growls, "That little-"
>Keine yelps, "Mokou, shush!!"

>Kaguya blinks, "Mokou? Where?"

[Hanzo K.]

>Look at Yukari with that same look. 'Now for the princess, before things get too dicey~!'

[Nekomata-chan]

>Look at Yukari with that same look. 'Now for the princess, before things get too dicey~!'

>Yukari winks at you.

>Kaguya suddenly shrinks. To about the same height as Reisen. And her hair reaches down way past her feet, to the point where it is trailing down on the floor. And she becomes extremely chubby. Almost like Reimu, just not as much.

[Hanzo K.]

>Giggle. "Aren't you just adorable~?"

[Nekomata-chan]

>Giggle. "Aren't you just adorable~?"

>Kaguya whines, "What the heck did you do to me?!"

>Mokou laughs obnoxiously, "I had no idea you were so fat as a kid, Kaguya!!"
>Kaguya winces, "That's hurtful..."

[Hanzo K.]

>Giggle. "Oh, I just 'invited' you into the little parade~ Those of us who are older get to relive our child years in a way, and those younger get to have a taste of what it's like to be older~!"

[Nekomata-chan]

>Giggle. "Oh, I just 'invited' you into the little parade~ Those of us who are older get to relive our child years in a way, and those younger get to have a taste of what it's like to be older~!"

>Kaguya scowls, "That's dumb."

>Mokou sneers, "Takes one to know one, Your Highness!"
>Keine clamps her hands over Mokou's mouth, giggling, "Sorry..."

[Hanzo K.]

>Giggle. "When you've been around as long as I have, it gets quite tedious. 'Those who are already dead, cannot die again.' You know~? You know that feeling of tedium all too well don't you~?"
>Smirk slightly. "So I take it upon myself to break the tedium in any way possible~"

[Nekomata-chan]

>Giggle. "When you've been around as long as I have, it gets quite tedious. 'Those who are already dead, cannot die again.' You know~? You know that feeling of tedium all too well don't you~?"
>Smirk slightly. "So I take it upon myself to break the tedium in any way possible~"

>Kaguya groans, "Boredom? Heck, boredom hangs around me so much it could be my own skin."

[Hanzo K.]

>Giggle. "So, can't you say that this little visit of mine has broken the tedium~?"

[Nekomata-chan]

>Giggle. "So, can't you say that this little visit of mine has broken the tedium~?"

>Kaguya shrugs, "Not sure. Certainly interrupted my afternoon nap, amongst other things."

[Hanzo K.]

>Smile. "Well, I think you'll find this next 'gift' quite amusing~"
>Giggle mysteriously, then slip Yukari a look that says; 'Now for the good doctor~'

[Nekomata-chan]

>Smile. "Well, I think you'll find this next 'gift' quite amusing~"
>Giggle mysteriously, then slip Yukari a look that says; 'Now for the good doctor~'

>Kaguya stares at you, "Yeah, I always knew you were a creepy one."

>Yukari winks back at you.

>Eirin suddenly shrinks, like the others. She remains fairy tall, but very spindly, like Reisen. Her hair shrinks to a short dark-grey bob-cut, like a darker version of Youmu's hair.

[Hanzo K.]

>Smile cheerfully. "I'm a ghost after all, it's my job to be creepy~"
>Giggle. "At any rate though, I think you three should get a look at yourselves~"

[Nekomata-chan]

>Smile cheerfully. "I'm a ghost after all, it's my job to be creepy~"
>Giggle. "At any rate though, I think you three should get a look at yourselves~"

>Eirin stares at you, deadpan, "I knew you were up to something fishy."

[Hanzo K.]

>Giggle. "Quite harmless though~ Seeing as how it's entirely temporary~"
>Beat.
>"I wonder where that other rabbit has gotten to? That little prankster I've heard so much about~?"

[Nekomata-chan]

>Giggle. "Quite harmless though~ Seeing as how it's entirely temporary~"
>Beat.
>"I wonder where that other rabbit has gotten to? That little prankster I've heard so much about~?"

>Reisen blinks, "Tewi? Nobody knowth where thhhe ith."
>Eirin sighs, "Yes, Tewi went off to play, and we don't know where. She'll be back soon."

[Hanzo K.]

>Giggle. "Well, we can wait~"
>Smile. "At any rate, isn't it rather refreshing, getting to be a child again~?"

[Nekomata-chan]

>Giggle. "Well, we can wait~"
>Smile. "At any rate, isn't it rather refreshing, getting to be a child again~?"

>Reisen pouts. "No, it ith-n't."

>Kaguya shrugs, "Meh."

>Eirin stares at them both, "Am I the only person that has even slightly positive feelings about this?"

[Hanzo K.]

>Giggle. "You aren't alone dear~ It isn't quite life, but it's the next best thing for me~"

[Nekomata-chan]

>Giggle. "You aren't alone dear~ It isn't quite life, but it's the next best thing for me~"

>Eirin laughs, "I forgot how I looked as a child... I'm surprised I was this tall... and bony."

[Hanzo K.]

>Giggle. "Most intelligent people usually were like that as children~"

[Nekomata-chan]

>Giggle. "Most intelligent people usually were like that as children~"

>Eirin raises an eyebrow, "Uh, okay..."

[Hanzo K.]

>Giggle. "When you've seen as many people as I have, you learn these things~"
>"The ones who are smart from the start, like yourself, usually fall into one of two body shapes. Either tall and reedy, or short and chunky~"

[Nekomata-chan]

>Giggle. "When you've seen as many people as I have, you learn these things~"
>"The ones who are smart from the start, like yourself, usually fall into one of two body shapes. Either tall and reedy, or short and chunky~"

>Everyone falls silent, and stares at the short-and-chunky Reimu.

>She murmurs, "What?"

[Hanzo K.]

>Giggle. "Well, usually~ Though I guess intuition also counts~"