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~Beyond the Border~ => Daiyousei's Cold Storage => Topic started by: [⑨] Suzuran on April 25, 2011, 06:32:54 PM

Title: ATTENTION SEFAM - CEASE YOUR UNFORTUNATE ILL-INTENTIONED COMPLAINTS
Post by: [⑨] Suzuran on April 25, 2011, 06:32:54 PM
If you have something to say about the IRC, say it to me.
Pestering my friends behind my back is NOT a good way to win my CANDY.
If I wanted to make a thread to make fun of you for HARBORING ILL-INTENTIONED COMPLAINTS, I would make a thread that called you a HARBORER OF ILL-INTENTIONED COMPLAINTS (like this one)

You were JUDICIOUSLY REMOVED for deliberately, maliciously, and in an uncreative and unfunny manner violating BOTH of the spoiler prohibitions in the channel topic.
Both carried a clear warning of permanent JUDICIOUS REMOVAL on violation.

I made the decision to EXPORT you of my own volition, Edible and Momiji and whoever the EXPLETIVE else you feel is responsible for persecuting you had nothing to do with it.
There isn't some MYSTERIOUS conspiracy hunting you or whatever other FLYING RODENT POOP crazy idea you have.
You ANGERED ME RIGHTEOUSLY, and I had you banned from MY server. This is my right as the server owner. I pay the bills, so I decide who EATS and who DEPARTS.
I don't have to be PURO about it, you aren't OSAISEN me and it's not my job. I can do whatever the JIGOKU I please.

Do you have anything to add?
Title: Re: ATTENTION SEFAM - CEASE YOUR UNFORTUNATE ILL-INTENTIONED COMPLAINTS
Post by: Tengukami on April 25, 2011, 06:35:01 PM
Hey, welcome back, Suzuran!
Title: Re: ATTENTION SEFAM - CEASE YOUR UNFORTUNATE ILL-INTENTIONED COMPLAINTS
Post by: Sefam on April 25, 2011, 06:35:48 PM
I apologize, but calling out/UNFORTUNATING users like this is against the forum rules. This isn't your IRC network. If you want to address me like that, do so in PMs. This has nothing to do with the rest of them forums.

http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,6261.0.html
Title: Re: ATTENTION SEFAM - CEASE YOUR UNFORTUNATE ILL-INTENTIONED COMPLAINTS
Post by: [⑨] Suzuran on April 25, 2011, 06:40:07 PM
Oh, now you want the rules to apply?
You had no MORAL QUALMS with it before.

Yes, VERBALLY FROWNING AT users like this is against the rules.
Oh noes, I might get JUDICIOUSLY REMOVED.

You had no problem DEPRIVING OTHERS OF CANDY over here, why can't I do it?
I'm just being a bit more NAKED about it instead of telling different stories to different people like a POST-EGG LIFEFORM trying to get PARENTAL UNIT to approve something PARENTAL UNIT, BUT DIFFERENT FROM THE FIRST denied.
Title: Re: ATTENTION SEFAM - CEASE YOUR UNFORTUNATE ILL-INTENTIONED COMPLAINTS
Post by: Sefam on April 25, 2011, 06:40:52 PM
Oh, now you want the rules to apply?
You had no MORAL QUALMS with it before.

Yes, VERBALLY FROWNING AT users like this is against the rules.
Oh noes, I might get JUDICIOUSLY REMOVED.

You had no problem DEPRIVING OTHERS OF CANDY over here, why can't I do it?
I'm just being a bit more NAKED about it instead of telling different stories to different people like a POST-EGG LIFEFORM trying to get PARENTAL UNIT to approve something PARENTAL UNIT, BUT DIFFERENT FROM THE FIRST denied.

This isn't your private IRC server where you can COMMIT HOOLIGANRY without PARTYING. You cannot just VERY LARGE SHIP into the forums, and UNFORTUNATE people as you please, without APPLYING CONFUCIOUS to the forum rules. Please keep that in mind.
Title: Re: ATTENTION SEFAM - CEASE YOUR UNFORTUNATE ILL-INTENTIONED COMPLAINTS
Post by: [⑨] Suzuran on April 25, 2011, 06:42:54 PM
Having SLAM-DUNKED that, what makes you PONTIFICATE that I should ignore the CANDY for you on the IRC and rescind your LACK OF CANDY?
Title: Re: ATTENTION SEFAM - CEASE YOUR UNFORTUNATE ILL-INTENTIONED COMPLAINTS
Post by: Tengukami on April 25, 2011, 06:43:24 PM
Not your personal fight club guys, please, take it to PM.
Title: Re: ATTENTION SEFAM - CEASE YOUR UNFORTUNATE ILL-INTENTIONED COMPLAINTS
Post by: Sefam on April 25, 2011, 06:44:54 PM
Having SLAM-DUNKED that, what makes you PONTIFICATE that I should ignore the CANDY for you on the IRC and rescind your LACK OF CANDY?

If you can talk to me without resorting to DETHRONIFYING and VERBALLY FROWNING AT me, I will ZIP CODE your DOT. Can you VACUUM what you said YESTOMORDAY?

That said, even though you do not have to ALIGN CANDY TO my Gline(The IRC rules CLEARLY state this), I never went around your REAR END to say GUARANA about you to other users, you Glined me, when I queried moderators on the IRC. Was a AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A G-LINE necessary when the /ignore function DOES NOT DISPENSE CANDY?

Now take that OBESITY to PMs, this isn't the forum's WRISTWATCH.
Title: Re: ATTENTION SEFAM - CEASE YOUR UNFORTUNATE ILL-INTENTIONED COMPLAINTS
Post by: Infy♫ on April 25, 2011, 07:40:33 PM
words
this thread suddenly became gold.
Title: Re: ATTENTION SEFAM - CEASE YOUR UNFORTUNATE ILL-INTENTIONED COMPLAINTS
Post by: Sefam on April 25, 2011, 07:45:47 PM
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Now take that OBESITY to PMs, this isn't the forum's WRISTWATCH.

Whoever did this, I can't stop laughing.

But please, that's not very DESERVING OF CANDY. hahahahahahaha. Okay, nevermind.
Title: Re: ATTENTION SEFAM - CEASE YOUR UNFORTUNATE ILL-INTENTIONED COMPLAINTS
Post by: Iryan on April 25, 2011, 07:49:20 PM
Edible, please have my OFFSPRING.
Title: Re: ATTENTION SEFAM - CEASE YOUR UNFORTUNATE ILL-INTENTIONED COMPLAINTS
Post by: Suikama on April 25, 2011, 07:52:54 PM
this thread suddenly became QUITE APPETIZING.
Title: Re: ATTENTION SEFAM - CEASE YOUR UNFORTUNATE ILL-INTENTIONED COMPLAINTS
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on April 25, 2011, 07:57:58 PM
Edible, please have my OFFSPRING.
Title: Re: ATTENTION SEFAM - CEASE YOUR UNFORTUNATE ILL-INTENTIONED COMPLAINTS
Post by: Byaaakuren on April 25, 2011, 08:01:36 PM
Edible, please have my OFFSPRING.

This. I can't stop laughing XD
Title: Re: ATTENTION SEFAM - CEASE YOUR UNFORTUNATE ILL-INTENTIONED COMPLAINTS
Post by: Sefam on April 25, 2011, 08:10:51 PM
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this thread suddenly became QUITE APPETIZING.

I have to VERBALLY FROWN at this EXCERPT OF LETTERS, since it is TOO PRETENTIOUS to BE AUTHENTIC. I have already DEPRIVED OF CANDY the ENJOYERS.
Title: Re: ATTENTION SEFAM - CEASE YOUR UNFORTUNATE ILL-INTENTIONED COMPLAINTS
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on April 25, 2011, 08:22:10 PM
EATABLE, you are AUSPICIOUS
Title: Re: ATTENTION SEFAM - CEASE YOUR UNFORTUNATE ILL-INTENTIONED COMPLAINTS
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on April 25, 2011, 08:27:47 PM
Turning arguments into comedy gold

Edible you are excellent
Title: Re: ATTENTION SEFAM - CEASE YOUR UNFORTUNATE ILL-INTENTIONED COMPLAINTS
Post by: Hello Purvis on April 25, 2011, 08:30:22 PM
This reminds me of when someone posted a really shitty god of war inspired fiction on another forum I used to go to, and an associate of mine edited out all the violence in all caps.

My favorite was replacing blood with NICKELODEON GAK.
Title: Re: ATTENTION SEFAM - CEASE YOUR UNFORTUNATE ILL-INTENTIONED COMPLAINTS
Post by: Yakitori on April 25, 2011, 08:31:19 PM
Turning JUNK FOOD into A HEALTHY SALAD.
Title: Re: ATTENTION SEFAM - CEASE YOUR UNFORTUNATE ILL-INTENTIONED COMPLAINTS
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on April 25, 2011, 08:31:58 PM
I have to VERBALLY FROWN at this EXCERPT OF LETTERS, since it is TOO PRETENTIOUS to BE AUTHENTIC. I have already DEPRIVED OF CANDY the ENJOYERS.

Just don't DEPRIVE me OF my CANDY. I have CADBURY CREME EGGS and if you take them I will VERBALLY FROWN.
Title: Re: ATTENTION SEFAM - CEASE YOUR UNFORTUNATE ILL-INTENTIONED COMPLAINTS
Post by: Suikama on April 25, 2011, 08:42:11 PM
I will only be SATISFIED by the taste of GLUCOSE in the HIGHEST CONCENTRATIONS
Title: Re: ATTENTION SEFAM - CEASE YOUR UNFORTUNATE ILL-INTENTIONED COMPLAINTS
Post by: HakureiSM on April 25, 2011, 09:01:08 PM
I will PHYSICALLY MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE lest you cease this VERBAL SPIT.
Title: Re: ATTENTION SEFAM - CEASE YOUR UNFORTUNATE ILL-INTENTIONED COMPLAINTS
Post by: Suikama on April 25, 2011, 09:02:44 PM
I will PHYSICALLY MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE lest you cease this VERBAL SPIT.
I would be HIGHLY PLEASED to OBSERVE such a REDICULOUS FEAT of YOURS
Title: Re: ATTENTION SEFAM - CEASE YOUR UNFORTUNATE ILL-INTENTIONED COMPLAINTS
Post by: triangles on April 25, 2011, 09:09:20 PM
Edible get out of my head I just watched this episode on Star Trek (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Babel_%28Star_Trek:_Deep_Space_Nine%29) like yesterday  :o
Title: Re: ATTENTION SEFAM - CEASE YOUR UNFORTUNATE ILL-INTENTIONED COMPLAINTS
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on April 25, 2011, 09:10:04 PM
I will only be SATISFIED by the taste of GLUCOSE in the HIGHEST CONCENTRATIONS

I APOLOGIZE Suikama, we currently only have GLUCOSE in stock in HOMEOPATHIC CONCENTRATIONS. You'll need to BUY an additional 10320 UNIVERSES to obtain ONE MOLECULE of GLUCOSE.
Title: Re: ATTENTION SEFAM - CEASE YOUR UNFORTUNATE ILL-INTENTIONED COMPLAINTS
Post by: Drake on April 25, 2011, 09:21:25 PM
CINNAMON BUN this LINEAR PROGRESSION OF DISCUSS IN FORM OF TEXT
Title: Re: ATTENTION SEFAM - CEASE YOUR UNFORTUNATE ILL-INTENTIONED COMPLAINTS
Post by: Unassuming Squid on April 25, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
I needed this. I really did.
Title: Re: ATTENTION SEFAM - CEASE YOUR UNFORTUNATE ILL-INTENTIONED COMPLAINTS
Post by: Alice★f on April 25, 2011, 10:41:20 PM
SANCTIFIED DROPPINGS, MY BROTHERS. Put a PAN on it, like, seriously.

I'm sure you BROTHERS know that two NOT-RIGHTS don't make a WRONG.
Want BOKU to start PONTIFICATING about the WHERE-DID-IT-GO of DOORKNOBS in the BELFRY?
Title: Re: ATTENTION SEFAM - CEASE YOUR UNFORTUNATE ILL-INTENTIONED COMPLAINTS
Post by: Kasu on April 25, 2011, 10:47:57 PM
C-can't stop laughing...
Title: Re: ATTENTION SEFAM - CEASE YOUR UNFORTUNATE ILL-INTENTIONED COMPLAINTS
Post by: Letty Whiterock on April 25, 2011, 10:49:59 PM
SANCTIFIED DROPPINGS, MY BROTHERS. Put a PAN on it, like, seriously.

I'm sure you BROTHERS know that two NOT-RIGHTS don't make a WRONG.
Want BOKU to start PONTIFICATING about the WHERE-DID-IT-GO of DOORKNOBS in the BELFRY?
Actually, yes.
Title: Re: ATTENTION SEFAM - CEASE YOUR UNFORTUNATE ILL-INTENTIONED COMPLAINTS
Post by: E-Nazrin on April 25, 2011, 11:00:39 PM
(http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/8973/orzstarcontrol.gif)
Title: Re: ATTENTION SEFAM - CEASE YOUR UNFORTUNATE ILL-INTENTIONED COMPLAINTS
Post by: Dragoshi on April 25, 2011, 11:11:24 PM
I APOLOGIZE Suikama, we currently only have GLUCOSE in stock in HOMEOPATHIC CONCENTRATIONS. You'll need to BUY an additional 10320 UNIVERSES to obtain ONE MOLECULE of GLUCOSE.

ONLY 10320? Ma'am, I don't know what kind of OPERATION you're trying to RUN here but where I come from you'll need at least THREE TIMES that many UNIVERSES before you can get anything WORTHWHILE outta that, let me tell you. :T
Title: Re: ATTENTION SEFAM - CEASE YOUR UNFORTUNATE ILL-INTENTIONED COMPLAINTS
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on April 26, 2011, 02:09:54 AM
forever sticky this CONVERSATION please.
Title: Re: ATTENTION SEFAM - CEASE YOUR UNFORTUNATE ILL-INTENTIONED COMPLAINTS
Post by: Aba Matindesu! on April 26, 2011, 03:45:49 AM
CAPS lowercase CAPS. (period)
Title: Re: ATTENTION SEFAM - CEASE YOUR UNFORTUNATE ILL-INTENTIONED COMPLAINTS
Post by: Shadoweh on April 26, 2011, 07:26:35 AM
I want to be like Edible when I grow up ;-;
Title: Re: ATTENTION SEFAM - CEASE YOUR UNFORTUNATE ILL-INTENTIONED COMPLAINTS
Post by: Kips McKipzerson on April 26, 2011, 08:01:38 AM
I want to be like Edible when I grow up ;-;
Only if you DEVOUR your OFFSPRING and MEAT BYPRODUCTS.
Title: Re: ATTENTION SEFAM - CEASE YOUR UNFORTUNATE ILL-INTENTIONED COMPLAINTS
Post by: Sefam on April 26, 2011, 01:47:53 PM
Only if you DEVOUR your OFFSPRING and MEAT BYPRODUCTS.

With what do I DEGUST my OFFSPRING? What would be the most BEFITTING CULINARY INSTRUMENTS?
Title: Re: ATTENTION SEFAM - CEASE YOUR UNFORTUNATE ILL-INTENTIONED COMPLAINTS
Post by: Kips McKipzerson on April 26, 2011, 02:01:08 PM
shadoweh
please let me have your babbies
Title: Re: ATTENTION SEFAM - CEASE YOUR UNFORTUNATE ILL-INTENTIONED COMPLAINTS
Post by: Conqueror on April 26, 2011, 02:04:24 PM
Sorry Kips; you'll have to prove your prowess in sonnet composition before you can even think of going there.
Title: Re: ATTENTION SEFAM - CEASE YOUR UNFORTUNATE ILL-INTENTIONED COMPLAINTS
Post by: Pesco on April 26, 2011, 02:47:57 PM
Sorry Kips; you'll have to prove you can go more than 24 hours without being probated before you can even think of going there.

Fixed
Title: Re: ATTENTION SEFAM - CEASE YOUR UNFORTUNATE ILL-INTENTIONED COMPLAINTS
Post by: Sefam on April 26, 2011, 02:54:53 PM
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MY APOLOGIES Kips; you'll have to DEMONSTRATE you can EXECUTE MOVEMENT more than 24 TEMPORAL MEASUREMENT UNITS  without CORROBORATING TO WRONG ACTIONS before you can even think of going there.
FURBISHED

I deem this more PROPERLY CORRECT