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~Beyond the Border~ => Daiyousei's Cold Storage => Topic started by: Shikieiki Yamaxanadu on April 22, 2011, 08:16:23 PM

Title: Judge Shiki
Post by: Shikieiki Yamaxanadu on April 22, 2011, 08:16:23 PM: A domestic dispute gets heated between a local priestess and her unemployed junkie girlfriend. An affluent homeowner complains that she keeps on seeing her neighbor's cat in her bushes and wants it gone. And a local news reporter is in hot water for a potentially libelous article detailing the illicit activities of a security guard while on duty.

All this, today on Judge Shiki!
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: Thata no Guykoro on April 22, 2011, 08:23:45 PM: It's a rerun.
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: Serp on April 22, 2011, 08:24:19 PM: You are about to enter the courtroom of Judge Eiki Shiki. The youkai are real. The sins are real. The judgements are black and white. This is her danmaku trial. This is Judge Shiki.
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: Shikieiki Yamaxanadu on April 22, 2011, 08:35:16 PM: Bailiff! Bring in the first case!
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: Tamashii Kanjou on April 22, 2011, 08:39:23 PM: This thread is the Yama's Black/White Courtroom.
Shinigamis are slacking and being gathered. Please watch warmly until they are beaten.
The Rod of Remorse shall bare down on you. Will you repent or turn in fear?
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: Sect on April 22, 2011, 08:40:02 PM: Reimu Hakurei, shrine priestess of the Hakurei Shrine, accuses Suika Ibuki, her oni common law partner, of being a layabout and a drunk, and wants Suika to either pay her share of the bills, or move out immediately.
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: Komachi Onozuka on April 22, 2011, 08:47:00 PM: Kyaaaaaaaaaa~ do I have to Shiki-sama :( I was having a good nap, can't you just do the case tomorrow?
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: Shikieiki Yamaxanadu on April 22, 2011, 08:47:40 PM: No, the cases will be done now, now get off your ass and call in the plaintiff and the defendant!
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: HakureiSM on April 22, 2011, 08:48:39 PM: /me pokes a hole in Miss Onozuka's boat.
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: Hello Purvis on April 22, 2011, 08:49:56 PM: /me throws a chair!

...Whups, wrong show!
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: Komachi Onozuka on April 22, 2011, 08:50:21 PM: I-I can't find them Shiki-sama! Please don't hurt me, I looked everywhere I swear! :ohdear:
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: Shikieiki Yamaxanadu on April 22, 2011, 08:51:07 PM: Ugh fine, cut to commercial, hopefully they'll get here by then or I'm charging them both with contempt of court! >:(
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: Janitor Morgan on April 22, 2011, 08:51:17 PM: I wonder if there will be dancing lobsters after court is adjourned.

...wait, that's the wrong show too, I think. Dang it.
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: Helepolis on April 22, 2011, 09:00:38 PM: /me grabs popcorn.

So, where is the case and suspect ?
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: DX7.EP on April 22, 2011, 09:08:43 PM: Will the defendant and prosecutor be in bathrobes, try to attack the other, and, by acting properly, get sprayed by the audience?
...wait, wrong show.

Bring on the case!
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: Dead Princess Sakana on April 22, 2011, 09:09:36 PM: Quote from: Helepolis on April 22, 2011, 09:00:38 PM
So, where is the case and suspect ?

You, Hele. Accused of daily indecent behavior that involves gungnirs, old hags and a certain troll-cow. :derp:
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: Thata no Guykoro on April 22, 2011, 09:10:16 PM: Quote from: Okuu's ~ wait, WHAT Photo Lab? on April 22, 2011, 09:08:43 PM
defendant and prosecutor
It's either defendant and plaintiff or defense attorney and prosecutor. Stop mixing up case types.
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: Hello Purvis on April 22, 2011, 09:14:00 PM: Commercial! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs)
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: Tamashii Kanjou on April 22, 2011, 09:14:21 PM: Or... maybe it's a hidden trap set up to gather us all in here to be judged...

What a twist that would be. :3
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: Suikama on April 22, 2011, 09:15:58 PM: Quote from: Purvissimo on April 22, 2011, 09:14:00 PM
Commercial! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs)
Following Commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuDtACzKGRs)
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: XephyrEnigma on April 22, 2011, 09:20:45 PM: Quote from: Tamashii Kanjou on April 22, 2011, 09:14:21 PM
Or... maybe it's a hidden trap set up to gather us all in here to be judged...

What a twist that would be. :3

That would wind up in 90% of us being in tears. Trust me.
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: Hello Purvis on April 22, 2011, 09:29:04 PM: Quote from: Suikama on April 22, 2011, 09:15:58 PM
Following Commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuDtACzKGRs)

Last commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mKj1MMwniQ)
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: Tamashii Kanjou on April 22, 2011, 09:31:54 PM: We thank you for waiting. We are now back with Judge Shiki. Please remember, all judgements shall be done in black and white; if you don't agree it, be ready to repent. :3
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: Minch on April 22, 2011, 09:39:36 PM: Quote from: Tamashii Kanjou on April 22, 2011, 09:31:54 PM
We thank you for waiting. We are now back with Judge Shiki. Please remember, all judgements shall be done in black and white; if you don't agree it, be ready to repent. :3
Where's the action? I see none. And I see color.
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: Helepolis on April 22, 2011, 09:53:57 PM: Quote from: Moe Moe Hakase on April 22, 2011, 09:09:36 PM
You, Hele. Accused of daily indecent behavior that involves gungnirs, old hags and a certain troll-cow. :derp:
This is blasphemy, I claim innocence on all charges.
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: Tamashii Kanjou on April 22, 2011, 10:03:30 PM: The question is, do you have anyone who can back up said claim? :3

...

Wait, I'm taking over slightly. (Bows) I'm sorry, Shikieiki. :ohdear:
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: Spidere on April 22, 2011, 10:10:25 PM: Quote from: Purvissimo on April 22, 2011, 08:49:56 PM
/me throws a chair!

...Whups, wrong show!

OH MY GOD A CHAIR! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMt55fi7ZQQ)
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: XephyrEnigma on April 22, 2011, 10:28:02 PM: Cover your heads people!
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: Mimachiro on April 22, 2011, 10:37:36 PM: Flying chairs? It's like Judge Judy meets Jerry Springer. :3
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: E-Nazrin on April 23, 2011, 12:13:06 AM: I'm hearing a lot of things but none of them are about the judge's legs.
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: Komachi Onozuka on April 23, 2011, 12:31:23 AM: Quote from: E-Nazrin on April 23, 2011, 12:13:06 AM
I'm hearing a lot of things but none of them are about the judge's legs.
The judge's legs are only ever mentioned because there's no incentive to look up :smug:
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: Tamashii Kanjou on April 23, 2011, 12:34:45 AM: ... Why do I get the feeling someone is going to get a smack on the head (or worse) from the Yama for that? :ohdear:

To be fair, I was sort of waiting for 'someone' to make a 'legs' comment, since we know 'someone' loves them so much. :P
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: E-Nazrin on April 23, 2011, 12:42:25 AM: FUNCTIONAL PURPOSES ONLY (http://www.usuallydead.com/archive/stories/askyuyuko/07042008.html)
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin on April 23, 2011, 12:46:47 AM: Quote from: E-Nazrin on April 23, 2011, 12:42:25 AM
FUNCTIONAL PURPOSES ONLY (http://www.usuallydead.com/archive/stories/askyuyuko/07042008.html)
I read that in the Powerthirst voice. :3
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: ES-Anthy on April 23, 2011, 12:52:07 AM: Put Ruro on trial! Put Ruro on trial!
you know she'd like it :B
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: Komachi Onozuka on April 23, 2011, 12:54:00 AM: Quote from: E-Nazrin on April 23, 2011, 12:42:25 AM
FUNCTIONAL PURPOSES ONLY (http://www.usuallydead.com/archive/stories/askyuyuko/07042008.html)
Quote from: Shiki
I already have my eternal companion. She is lazy, irresponsible and flighty, but she and I belong to one another.
Jealous yet? :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug:
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: Gpop on April 23, 2011, 01:01:12 AM: *chanting in a JERRY type of voice*:
YAMA! YAMA! YAMA!
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: trancehime on April 23, 2011, 01:02:11 AM: Quote from: Moe Moe Hakase on April 22, 2011, 09:09:36 PM
You, Hele. ...old hags... :derp:

Y, y, yes! I was a visitor to the mansion and h, h, he...! He...! Oh, it's just too terrible.
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on April 23, 2011, 01:03:48 AM: Quote from: Komachi Onozuka on April 23, 2011, 12:54:00 AM
Jealous yet? :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug:
_{.... I am going to destroy you someday}
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: Tamashii Kanjou on April 23, 2011, 01:28:06 AM: Quote from: Komachi Onozuka on April 23, 2011, 12:54:00 AM
Jealous yet?
Quote from: Sanya S. Rurovyak on April 23, 2011, 01:03:48 AM
_{.... I am going to destroy you someday}

...

(Flails) Shikieiki! Shikieiki!

You might want to calm these two down before they start wrecking your courtroom! (Runs to take cover... before pulling out some popcorn and grinning.)

We may need a poll on this one: who will win in a fight?

Shikieiki Lover Ruro or The Yama's Shinigami Komachi?

Place your bets people. :3
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: Thata no Guykoro on April 23, 2011, 01:37:11 AM: My bet is on simultaneous destruction.
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: Suikama on April 23, 2011, 01:38:00 AM: C-CROSS COUNTER!?
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: E-Nazrin on April 23, 2011, 02:06:33 AM: Actually I'm inclined to believe that they'll eventually become blood-bound nakama and team up to teach the Yama non-functional purposes for her legs.
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: Kasu on April 23, 2011, 02:30:25 AM: *Kasu observes the shenanigans and pulls out some Pocky.

This is even better than I thought it'd be! :3
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: Tamashii Kanjou on April 23, 2011, 02:43:33 AM: Isn't it just? I am in no way involved with this little food and bet stand over here.

Not at all... (Whistles away innocently.)

Quote from: E-Nazrin on April 23, 2011, 02:06:33 AM
Actually I'm inclined to believe that they'll eventually become blood-bound nakama and team up to teach the Yama non-functional purposes for her legs.

... Wait... Would Komachi even agree to this, much less attempt to do so? If she does, I look forward to seeing Shikieiki over-whelm them in ways they both could only dream of. :3

Hey! There's a thought! Maybe if it does end up happening, Shikieiki could strip Ruro of IM because of it and start a contest of her own; where the winner would receive said title.
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: E-Nazrin on April 23, 2011, 02:50:33 AM: Quote from: Tamashii Kanjou on April 23, 2011, 02:43:33 AM
... Wait... Would Komachi even agree to this, much less attempt to do so? If she does, I look forward to seeing Shikieiki over-whelm them in ways they both could only dream of. :3

I am going to assume you mean that in a sexual manner. In which case, potentially.

And if Komachi doesn't want to, then I suspect Ruro would encourage her by whatever means necessary. ~~Like breast reduction surgery~~
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: Gpop on April 23, 2011, 03:05:04 AM: So which network sponsored this show?
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: E-Nazrin on April 23, 2011, 03:08:51 AM: Actually, now that I think of it.

Quote from: Komachi Onozuka on April 23, 2011, 12:31:23 AM
The judge's legs are only ever mentioned because there's no incentive to look up :smug:

And what would fix this problem, Komachi dear? :3
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: Thata no Guykoro on April 23, 2011, 03:19:24 AM: Quote from: Gpop on April 23, 2011, 03:05:04 AM
So which network sponsored this show?
I'm pretty sure the only possible answers are "None of them" or "All of them".
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: Mimachiro on April 23, 2011, 04:01:59 AM: So that means it's on Fox, right?
You know what, Aya should be on trial... for misappropriation of funds and vandalizing (didn't she break Kourin's window one time?)
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: DX7.EP on April 23, 2011, 04:07:12 AM: Quote from: Genichiro Ookami on April 23, 2011, 04:01:59 AM
So that means it's on Fox, right?
You know what, Aya should be on trial... for misappropriation of funds and vandalizing (didn't she break Kourin's window one time?)
Also for massive sensationalism and libel. Wait...does Gensokyo have shield law?

Coming up: Marisa indicted for massive mushroom stash! Is this proof she's running the magic drug trade? Or is this a set-up by the nearby rival ~~Tsundere~~ Alice? The unwavering and absolute Shikieiki's judgement shall be revealed...after a word from our sponsors!
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: Byaaakuren on April 23, 2011, 04:09:57 AM: What about Kogasa for going too far with her attempts to scare Byakuren at the Myouren Temple? Shouldn't she be put on trial for that?
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: Mimachiro on April 23, 2011, 04:14:14 AM: Quote from: Okuu's ~ wait, WHAT Photo Lab? on April 23, 2011, 04:07:12 AM
Coming up: Marisa indicted for massive mushroom stash! Is this proof she's running the magic drug trade? Or is this a set-up by the nearby rival ~~Tsundere~~ Alice? The unwavering and absolute Shikieiki's judgement shall be revealed...after a word from our sponsors!

Sponsored Ad: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD-_oLjmCGY
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: DX7.EP on April 23, 2011, 04:16:40 AM: Quote from: Genichiro Ookami on April 23, 2011, 04:14:14 AM
Sponsored Ad: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD-_oLjmCGY
The ad after that. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkufLcIQgKo)

Gensokyo is definitely behind the technology curve.
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: Whatthe on April 23, 2011, 04:18:52 AM: Quote from: Okuu's ~ wait, WHAT Photo Lab? on April 23, 2011, 04:16:40 AM
The ad after that. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkufLcIQgKo)
[nsfw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sZuN0xXWLc[/nsfw]

[tso]We have a [nsfw] tag derptard, please to be using :V[/tso]
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: DX7.EP on April 23, 2011, 04:22:23 AM: Quote from: Vocatthe on April 23, 2011, 04:18:52 AM
[nsfw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sZuN0xXWLc[/nsfw]
What, this was broadcast in English speaking areas too?

Number 4. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpqxSBclqWs) Fruity!
The 5th one. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL4hyATkQ74) Funny how Windows 1 and 3.1 are sold at the same time! Oh, wait, it's because the English speakers are further behind the tech curve, isn't it?
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: Aba Matindesu! on April 23, 2011, 06:47:26 AM: SHIKIIIIII

I KILLED A MAN

PUT A HAKKERO 'GAINST HIS HEAD

TWILIGHT SPARK'D HIM NOW HE'S DEAD
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: Hello Purvis on April 23, 2011, 06:48:11 AM: Quote from: Okuu's ~ wait, WHAT Photo Lab? on April 23, 2011, 04:22:23 AM
The 5th one. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL4hyATkQ74) Funny how Windows 1 and 3.1 are sold at the same time! Oh, wait, it's because the English speakers are further behind the tech curve, isn't it?

Remilia loves her some reversi.
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: DX7.EP on April 23, 2011, 07:17:14 AM: Quote from: The Blueberry Cheesecake on April 23, 2011, 06:47:26 AM
SHIKIIIIII

I KILLED A MAN

PUT A HAKKERO 'GAINST HIS HEAD

TWILIGHT SPARK'D HIM NOW HE'S DEAD
:getdown:

And we're back to Judge Shiki's ~ EAS Hijack! BZZZZT! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FY9-ioq96Q)*

* - This reference may be lost on our non-US-based audiences. Wikipedia on EAS (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emergency_Alert_System) in case.
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: Mr_Bob on April 23, 2011, 07:41:50 AM: Ladies and Gentlemen, The RESULTS are in!

Sakura Ruroni, when it comes to Shiki's three month year old baby; You ARE not the Father!
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: Mimachiro on April 23, 2011, 10:01:13 AM: I'm glad I'm not drinking anything, because I'd be cleaning it off the computer right now. Congrats on being a pappy, Saku. :3
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: Tamashii Kanjou on April 23, 2011, 11:14:03 AM: (Sprays drink everywhere.)

WHAT?! :o

But... that's... I.... HUH?!

Oh wow; how is that even possible? I bet somewhere, a certain tengu just dropped everything and is flying here right now... to be fair, I wouldn't put it past her.
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: Yukarin on April 23, 2011, 11:44:17 AM: lolfuta

/me grabs popcorn

Imma watch.
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: XephyrEnigma on April 23, 2011, 03:21:12 PM: Looks like it's going to get interesting..
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: E-Nazrin on April 23, 2011, 04:07:22 PM: ARE not the
Quote from: Bob Once Removed on April 23, 2011, 07:41:50 AM
Ladies and Gentlemen, The RESULTS are in!

Sakura Ruroni, when it comes to Shiki's three month year old baby; You ARE not the Father!

Well this just goes and makes S. Mouse all the more confusing.

FUCKING TIME TRAVEL
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: XephyrEnigma on April 23, 2011, 05:40:18 PM: Quote from: E-Nazrin on April 23, 2011, 04:07:22 PM
FUCKING TIME TRAVEL

How DOES it work?
Title: Re: Judge Shiki
Post by: Tamashii Kanjou on April 23, 2011, 05:44:54 PM: Who cares? I just want to hear the reaction from the two in question and Komachi. Maybe I'll take some pictures and write up about it as the fight breaks out; describing the intense might that Komachi will put behind her scythe and whatever Ruro does to survive said attack.

Hey, this IS a scoop after all. And I'm certainly not getting one over the tengu with this. :derp:

[Is becoming very tempted to write this up.]