Votecount: Idiot Princess Edition!Obligatory bah post.
Dormio (3): Pesco, Shadoweh, Kips (LYNCHED)
Dormio was carted away! He was Town DotS Idiot Princess!
>Pesco is still in this game
>Pesco is not the last scum
Confused.Most likely: For IM. The winner gets IM-title (you know, the one with actual powers), the loser... well, depends on the performance, but most likely they'll lose their title.
So this is a challenge fooor...?
Stop calling me 'he' :ohdear:Good luck to you too
I've never written anything but I like reading. Good luck I guess. ^^
I can safely assume the challenges are best two outta three? Unless theres some sorta russian conspiracy where if I lose a single challenge I get blown up?Yes, though that depends on whether an absolute scoring (only win/loss) or a scale (like 1-10 points) is used. The latter allows for ties where the former does not.
There is but one condition: Marisa has to take the role of Frodo, Reimu shall be Sam and Alice has to be used in the role of Gollum.
(http://i55.tinypic.com/2zyahxy.jpg)T'as been a pleasure.
Don't know about Lord of the Rings.
First edit: Is it the whole series or just one book?I want the whole story from the beginning in the Shire up to the final at Mount Doom covered at least in general. That means all three books/movies.
I want the whole story from the beginning in the Shire up to the final at Mount Doom covered at least in general. That means all three books/movies.Thanks.
(http://i55.tinypic.com/2zyahxy.jpg)Succesful expression.
also Kips don't start chickening out already or Unfunnies will be given man. You don't want that.I'd be careful with threatening people with Unfunnies for a challenge that came to be under rather questionable circumstances.
Question: does the usual rule of people not in the challenge throwing in their own entries still apply?Sure, why not? If you feel like it, I won't stop you :V
And 5. It kinda also irritates me that the winner of the competition would get challenged immediately, with no way of backing down. It kinda seems dirty and cheap, especially doing it to me instead of someone else.
Sure, why not? If you feel like it, I won't stop you :V
If you refuse, several people with the power to put you back to normal user will frown and make it happen.Btw, I missed that before, but no. That's a blatant lie, Trollwi. Here's the rules. (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,4264.0.html)
You go up the foodchain by challenging someone above you for their spot. You win the challenge, you win their spot, you lose, you got one more try before you get removed (maximum of 2 failed challenges). Incumbent can refuse challenge only twice in their reign, resets if they move up. Challenges are decided by the level above you (or by staff in the case of Deity challenges). Winner gets spot, loser gets boot (or one more try if they are a challenger).
IP can be given or taken away on a whim.
Second issue : Alice as Gollum? Terribly sorry good sir but you have just made an enemy of me
First issue : Roping the Librarians into this without warning.Doesn't have to be all of you, ya know? Just enough for a proper judging. If you are busy don't hesitate to say so :P
Okay, I can deal, no biggy. Gives me something to do.
Second issue : Alice as Gollum? Terribly sorry good sir but you have just made an enemy of meHey hey, I like canon Alice.
waaaaaaaaaaaaa
Doesn't have to be all of you, ya know? Just enough for a proper judging. If you are busy don't hesitate to say so :P
Hey hey, I like canon Alice.
It is just that maybe I put too much thought into this.
Remember how in LotR Frodo was very kind to Gollum because he saw in him what he himself might become if he gave in to the ring?
Marisa is a human magician with a powerful artifact, and it was suggested in character that there is a good chance she will become a youkai one day due to her magic use.
Alice was once a human but has turned into a youkai over time due to her magic.
Do I need to get more specific? :3
But a terrible wrath will fall upon anyone who manages to botch this.>_>
But a terrible wrath will fall upon anyone who manages to botch this....a Ringwrath?
>_>
This was bound to happen, wasn't it?She wants her precious thing back.
One does not simply walk into Gensokyo.Are you suggesting a catapult?
Are you suggesting a catapult?
Here, for reference. (http://xkcd.com/657/large/)... :moogy:
... :moogy:
I, Whimp - Isaac FagsimovWhat are you, Baka's nephew or something? :V
First you're all wooo I'm blue dabadedabada, and now you want out?And Hammerfall. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPil1JIPo8Q)
Only Helloween gets to do that. And Sonata Arctica.
Are you suggesting a catapult?What if we used a trebuchet?
No, no.Are you suggesting a catapult?What if we used a trebuchet?
All talk and no show now? I set my contest to be entertained and hoped we'd get some new action out of it. If it wasn't to put anyone on the spot, then it's really not been worthwhile to give you the prize.And thats exactly the problem. You see pesco, I dont exactly like being teased and plotted against by someone whom I barely know. If I'm going to chicken out of this one challenge, Fuck yeah, I'm going to. Again, It's decently hard for anyone to write a longer story then they've ever written before, on a subject they know nothing about. Being irritated also doesnt help my brain think up anything either.
Again, It's decently hard for anyone to write a longer story then they've ever written before, on a subject they know nothing about.I wrote a 71 page story (http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff37/haeun3245/e1c8693d.png) in three days for one part of Helepolis' IP challenge.
I'm bowing out of judging for this first challenge.Thanks for the offer but I've read LotR and have a general idea of
Kips, you're going to pick my brain for this. Send me a PM, and I'll help you out with a very generalized synopsis of the LotR series, and I'll even proofread for you.
For fairness sake, I posit that someone else help Shadoweh if s/he so requests it - possibly another Librarian, or one of the Higher Idiots.
Commas everywhere.Run-on sentences?
One does not simply walk into Gensokyo.
"teased and plotted against"?
Ahahahaha dude chill the fuck down, it's called *Idiot* Challenge for a reason :derp:
:wat:Yeah and you're a total retard, I hate you, please die.
A question for Kips.
Wouldn't it have been easier to rent the movies and watch them than look over the internet for bits and pieces of info? :derp:
Stepping up as a proofreader to Shadoweh. You crazy kids and your IP vs. IP challenges. Why, back in my day there WAS no IP. You just were awesome enough to get IM and that was it! Then you got all these newfangled revolutions, and suddenly three ranks of idiocy. Makin' things unnecessarily complicated why I oughtta....zzzzzzzz
A question for Kips.I'm pretty sure that if he watched the entire 9+-hour trilogy epic, he'd be even less likely to get the idea and win the idiot challenge. This is especially true if he gets the extended versions (20 extra minutes just for the Gandalf-Saruman fight? Cool but not necessary for plot understanding!)
Wouldn't it have been easier to rent the movies and watch them than look over the internet for bits and pieces of info? :derp:
I wrote a 71 page story (http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff37/haeun3245/e1c8693d.png) in three days for one part of Helepolis' IP challenge.Holy moly. This makes this current challenge nothing! Given that 1 page (going by American standards, which have wider margins and uses letter size) is about 500 words single-space, it should be done in 2-5 pages without too much hassle. That's really not that much when you think about it.
English is my second language, I moved to Australia in 2007, and it was my first time ever writing fanfiction.
Just :dwi:
I'd be a terrible Librarian :V. I don't spend much time in PSL except for a couple writers I like :P
And yes, I'm aware that was a joke suggestion.
Vote me for Librarian and I'll rule it with an iron fist.
50 cents tax per topic viewed.
Do you even know how LONG those movies are? :getdown:
I'm pretty sure that if he watched the entire 9+-hour trilogy epic, he'd be even less likely to get the idea and win the idiot challenge. This is especially true if he gets the extended versions (20 extra minutes just for the Gandalf-Saruman fight? Cool but not necessary for plot understanding!)
You call just 50 cents taxation 'ruling with an iron fist'?
PAHAHAHAHA LETS OVERTHROW SAKANA AND INSTALL THIS GUY
My sister watches the three movies straight at least once a month. Straight. No pausing unless it's to change the movie after one is over.
Then again, she's a LoTR-tard much like I'm a Harry Potter tard. :V
I demand vocal-version once the submissions are entered. >=3You know
You know
i'm going to come to your house and just SMACK you right across the face.
I demand vocal-version once the submissions are entered. >=3We will see, wee will see.
Not before I come over to your house and EAT all your food.you
We will see, wee will see.I would tell you to get LAME for MP3 encoding, but since you seem to not want a converter, I'd suggest saving in another format (OGG perhaps?). We don't want 300+MB WAV files.
But since audacity doesn't want to save as mp3 and since I am too lazy to get a converter, the filesize is going to be hueg.
:dwi:
As for the voices, I'm for the idea, but only if it's for the humour aspect (as in, somewhat comical voicing).If it is, then I suggest that someone utilize the vocal talents of Moonbase Alpha :V
If it is, then I suggest that someone utilize the vocal talents of Moonbase Alpha :Vaeiou
If it is, then I suggest that someone utilize the vocal talents of Moonbase Alpha :VAren't they the same as Microsoft SAM?
Kips loses 1 point for every time Ammy posts in this thread.OH U ::)
Damn good thing this "Ammy" person doesnt exist. Unlike Tengukami aka Amaterasuinb4 everyone changes their display name to "Ammy"
:V
inb4 everyone changes their display name to "Ammy"We should totally do this, y'know
http://www.ammyarmy.com/
The live "CHAT ROOM" will assist you in getting in touch with your friends as well.oh god it's the negaMotK all over again
http://www.ammyarmy.com/how can you not love the internet
To be fair I just did it because I wanted to catch the trend, yanno~?Hipster Magikarp does not appro-
The fuck's going on in here?
caw caw!
The fuck's going on in here?
That took for fucking ever but its done at least i think i dont know my brain hurtscaw caw!
ALSO TOO MANY AMMYS I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH NUKES TO KILL YOU ALL
That took for fucking ever but its done at least i think i dont know my brain hurts
ALSO TOO MANY AMMYS I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH NUKES TO KILL YOU ALL
Um, so you know, I don't *actually* want kips to lose points. This just amused me. I figured I should make that clear.Ditto.
Um, so you know, I don't *actually* want kips to lose points. This just amused me. I figured I should make that clear.
(though if they both lose the same number of points, we could keep going so that by the end they'll both have negative points and the one with fewer negative points wins :V)
i'll just leave these here, in case anyone wants to use 'emThat one reminds me of a person I saw in an anime.
(http://i52.tinypic.com/r1jyas.jpg)
i'll just leave these here, in case anyone wants to use 'emHahaha my god
(http://i55.tinypic.com/30ixgfl.jpg) (http://i52.tinypic.com/r1jyas.jpg)
i'll just leave these here, in case anyone wants to use 'em
(http://i55.tinypic.com/30ixgfl.jpg) (http://i52.tinypic.com/r1jyas.jpg)
(http://i55.tinypic.com/30ixgfl.jpg) (http://i52.tinypic.com/r1jyas.jpg)
Oh, that won't be the result if both have negative points.I don't like where this is going! I do like the Ammy Tally. :3 Still writin' writin' writin'
(http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/3772/robespierre.png)
i'll just leave these here, in case anyone wants to use 'emI am laughing so hard my parents are looking at me weird
(http://i55.tinypic.com/30ixgfl.jpg) (http://i52.tinypic.com/r1jyas.jpg)
I am laughing so hard my parents are looking at me weird
I don't like where this is going! I do like the Ammy Tally. :3 Still writin' writin' writin'What, too much Ammy? We should now change it to Lord of the Ammys instead to compensate this recent turn of events!
This is great reading at 23:28 when I really should be asleep :V
I've never read LOTR before. Can someone sum it up in 140 characters or less? :derp:Ring of Cloaking makes people power hungry, nobel midget saves world by melting it
Ring of Cloaking makes people power hungry, nobel midget saves world by melting it
I've never read LOTR before. Can someone sum it up in 140 characters or less? :derp:
Forget Lord of the Rings, challenge should have been Lord of the DANCE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=By4NUxd6z3s#t=2m23s)!Only if the contestants were to dance it on cam :V
Starring Marisa Flatley.
Why the fuck did I ever think it was supposed to be serious like jesus fucking christ ahhhh i'm a fucktartSpirit of CPMC, pal. Contests here as only serious in that they are contests with wins and losses, the content is usually not supposed to be serious :V
Now that I look, Railgun still has Happy Birthday status.
Wonder why?
What. The. Fuck. Did I just read?You read me trying to be serious, saying "Fuck it with a rusty spoon" then me making the greatest thing ever.
:colonveeplusalpha:
When I started reading, I guessed it was ok.Fixed that for you.
But then there was Ammyammyammyammy and all hell broke loose. :V
Aya's very shady. Mainly because of her newspaper and all the "maple leaves" she sells to people, who then snort themwat
Fixed that for you.
Oh, sure. Definitely. :VI REGRET NOTHING
I take no responsibility in this :derp:
If I actually knew Ammy better, I'd be tempted to participate. :derp:TBH I don't know him very well either. Then again, I joined at about the same time as you did (according to profiles). I guess it helps to get on here more often to get a better grip on the community members.
I hate being a newbie sometimes. *pout pout*
I have sort of jumped into the Ammy bandwagon....OK then! Added this and my post to the increasing tally (now at 51). :D
God have mercy on me. :colonveeplusalpha:
Also, it seems that Kips is done but Shadoweh is rather silent...busy on his version, perhaps?Shadoweh's version is currently being
(currently halfway through and already at 1500 worlds >_>).
If we hit 100 I will write anything anyone wants me to, on the spot.
I also have to make it less serious - right now it's so boring~.
(currently halfway through and already at 1500 worlds >_>).
Smack in random cussing.
Works for Kips. :V
Write something good :smug:
:derp: :derp: :derp: :derp:
The Lord of the Hakkero (http://pastebin.com/cRUPXwVM). As seen, analyzed and misinterpreted by me.
The Lord of the Hakkero (http://pastebin.com/cRUPXwVM). As seen, analyzed and misinterpreted by me.
Yumemi the Strawberry Red:* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :*
Yumemi the Strawberry Red attends and makes up some excuse about important wizardly affairs so no one finds out she was distracted by the shapeliest pair of legs in Gensokyo.This is the best thing
I never want to see words again. Especially not words put together with each other.This is brilliantly done. I laughed quite a few times reading this. :getdown:
BUT now that the writing is done I can go have an ice cream headache for one day.
The Lord of the Hakkero (http://pastebin.com/cRUPXwVM). As seen, analyzed and misinterpreted by me.
This is gonna be real close. :ohdear:
Generally when you fail to submit someone fitting the guidelines, you lose. Unless it's really raucously funny and the other person's fails to be amusing at all.Listen to that kitty, 'cause she knows what's going on.
When determining who wins, don't forget the Ammy factor! :D
(Current Ammy Tally: 67 (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,8824.msg592989.html#msg592989))
Bob don't mean to be raining on any parades, but as long as Mudpile submits his outline, they'd be on equal footing in terms of judging criteria. Celebrating may be premature.Comparison of what has been submitted so far gives a rather clear direction already, but the man is right. If the outline is submitted, we'll have to judge properly.
The Lord of the Hakkero (http://pastebin.com/cRUPXwVM). As seen, analyzed and misinterpreted by me.I copied this into my iPod notes so I could read it on the bus, I can tell you it's staying there for a while :getdown:
Shadoweh are you trying to kill Ruro via nosebleed :ohdear:Obviously. :3 With whipped cream on top.
Darn shadoweh, that was good. You even avoided Alice getting Gollums fate, which is a plus to me :) Also, I liked that you included Yumemi and Mima in it.I love Alice, if I let her just fall into the lava yelling "My Precious Thing!" I'd never forgive myself. I imagine everyone 'going home for tea' as the 4Kids censoring of the movie, like 'sent to the Shadow Realm'.
I could'va sworn I put up the outline... I think my net lagged or something, But it was a good ten or so posts before I linked to the actual story.Not bad, but needs more craziness. It seems like a name swap, and your scene from back when was at least trying to be nonsensical. This, on the other hand, is a bit dry (but so are summaries and synopses in general).
http://pastebin.com/jGJAMx4K
Hopefully I can still submit it now :/
EDIT: I am now Kips McAmmyson.Added. Now it's at 75 (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,8824.msg592989.html#msg592989).
Go do a recount :V
So is someone gonna read these or am I gonna do it?do it and I'll video it
The Lord of the Hakkero (http://pastebin.com/cRUPXwVM). As seen, analyzed and misinterpreted by me.
Kips doesn't count, now we're at 75.Well, he did join the Ammy phenomenon, so I'm counting him in for the interim. Ironically if the rules are still in effect he's hurting himself and Shadoweh by doing so. I bet the Ammy effect will give both negative points.
Also I still have to stop :effort:ing and read those entries :VDo it, both are worth your time.
what about the moonbase alpha vocal versions...and with those, don't forget theG MajorMAD remixes!
I have microsoft anna...Does that count?No, we need freaking
I will totally do a vocal version of Shadoweh's scene for the lulz, if desired.But you would have to be playing SWR while doing it D:
But you would have to be playing SWR while doing it D:And while at that, you'd have to play with the exact same combinations. Even in VS mode that'd be difficult.
I can't get SWR to work on my computer at all. lol Linux, etc. So, that would totally not happen.WINE is your friend.
WINE is your friend.
WINE doesn't like SWR. Believe me. I've tried. I probably know pretty much every trick to getting things to work in Linux. That said, even if I *could* get it to work, my computer probably couldn't handle it. It's pretty damn shitty.Ouch. It worked fine for me on WINE albeit with graphics glitches.
What's next, the use of a full-fledged Windows install
Also:So is someone gonna read these or am I gonna do it?do it and I'll video it
after tomorrow, but I will
I could have sworn this topic was about lynching you >.>How would we get around to doing that? From what I'm thinking:
We should get an Ammy Votecount.
this just in: Vic's doing itI'd love to hear that.
Ouch. It worked fine for me on WINE albeit with graphics glitches.
What's next, the use of a full-fledged Windows install or a VM?
Ammy post tally: 92 (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,8824.msg592989.html#msg592989).
I'm not a drug dealer, I'm a psycho killer :ohdear: Oh wait I mean claimed vig.
Or maybe a Schroedinger's Miller Godfather Survivor Doctor Compulsive Vigilante Compulsive Roleblocker Role Cop Watcher/Tracker Hider Bodyguard Jester Supersaint Self Reviving Innocent Child Governor Post Restrictor.
I'm not a drug dealer, I'm a psycho killer :ohdear: Oh wait I mean claimed vig.
Or maybe a Schroedinger's Miller Godfather Survivor Doctor Compulsive Vigilante Compulsive Roleblocker Role Cop Watcher/Tracker Hider Bodyguard Jester Supersaint Self Reviving Innocent Child Governor Post Restrictor.
Ouch. It worked fine for me on WINE albeit with graphics glitches.
What's next, the use of a full-fledged Windows install or a VM?
This topic isnt about linux, It's about me. And alllll of my sexyness. You know you want this kippy to write a story for you
Pretty sure we've passed 100 Ammy posts now, so...
Kips: Write about this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random), and make sure to include this (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/randomitem.php?p=1).
The finished product will determine who I vote for.
Also, Ammy, I dont really see anyone else seeing it as a problem and it's a personal trait I have. You know, big ego and such.
I got this (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThereWasADoor) and this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katanning,_Western_Australia)I shall split my vote into two fractions:
Australia: I AM AUSTRALIA
Door: AND IM A DOOR
LETS BE FRIENDS
And then russia nuked them. The end.
Oh, screw this.Rainbows are making me cry, that's what.
I'm not even gonna try to understand what's going on here anymore.
Rainbows are making me cry, that's what."Amakasu Barley Tenji is the 3rd and final boss of Uwabami Breakers."
Dude what the hell how come the robots vote for shadoweh while I get john Travolta and... Who the hell is the other person? Gah my mind hurts too.
Rainbows are making me cry, that's what.Are you Sco
Also, Ammy, I dont really see anyone else seeing it as a problem and it's a personal trait I have. You know, big ego and such.That is because raising problems with another user in public can be construed as public harassment, not because everyone silently approves of your habit. Please begin to tone it down.
That is because raising problems with another user in public can be construed as public harassment, not because everyone silently approves of your habit. Please begin to tone it down.
Quite some development lately! I take it we'll be using the Mafia system instead of my feather-brained idea.:* Exxxcellent. Kips is obviously a Godfather too since the Yuyuko Doll did nothing, nothing!
Are you Scoout? You're not quite a Force-of-Nature today.
Ammy Post Tally Update: 117 (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,8824.msg592989.html#msg592989).
Ammy Vote Tally is there too! (Currently 3 - 1 - 1, more to Kips.)
Re: lol guise voice version whereNever actually got a response about this, y'all want me to?
do it and I'll video it
after tomorrow, but I will
this just in: Vic's doing it
:* Exxxcellent. Kips is obviously a Godfather too since the Yuyuko Doll did nothing, nothing!Not sure what you mean by the Yuyuko Doll. I know Zengar used this for his vote, but other than that I have no idea.
I just realized that the vote I made could be used as a tiebreaker, if necessary.In that case, I guess we'll let you determine which of your votes to count.
Never actually got a response about this, y'all want me to?I wouldn't mind.
In that case, I guess we'll let you determine which of your votes to count.The greater fraction, obviously :P
Never actually got a response about this, y'all want me to?Sure, why not!
Paint NOT ms paint since i don't have thatTop notch smarticle particles there.
— Cheese1997
ITT
Erm, I've only said it once...?Rocket turtles? This is a great introduction to them. If they are what you say they are ("best thing ever"), we wouldn't be talking about sea turtle travelling, the "I like turtles" kid, or TMNT, to name a few.
Rocket turtle. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDVO64MIBjg) Not me talking btw :V
##Fore:Shadoweh##Laugh:MorethenIshould
##Mud:Kips
You know, I'm going to laugh if the mods make this voting thing for "Who has the best story". :V
You have a point. These votes probably don't really matter, so in such a case...The results of an Ammy brigade victory would be hilarious. Indeed these votes are quite pointless.
##Unvote: Kipz
##Vote: Ammy-named peoples
##Vote: KogasasI'm not sure either, I'm just counting them.
This a good kind of vote or a bad kind?
##ReadAloud: KIPS' STORY.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlqbalyV3QM
As ya requested... jokingly or not. Sorry for da visuals, put em in last minute. Had I had the time to put in better visuals I would have had enough time to tell you on Skype that I was actually gonna do this after all. Buuuut... well hehe... I DID NOT!
Now back to da studyin' I go!
It was a slow, hot afternoon when Rinnosuke was working in his shop. The heat was getting unbearable for the half-youkai, even though the windows were open to let a calm breeze into the store. The shopkeeper fanned himself, trying to keep cool as sweat trickled down his pale skin, each droplet glistening as they caught light from the open windows before catching on his black velvet choker. Desperate for a respite from the suffocating heat, Rinnosuke loosened his sash and pulled on his robe, revealing his dark shirt, clinging to his narrow chest and contouring along his slim stomach. The shifting of clothing also revealed his delicate collarbone, prominent and slick with sweat, just waiting for the attentions of a lover. The golden eyed man sighed, wishing for relief: if only he would come, and deliver him from this maddening heat, or perhaps deliver him to a different sort of heat?(Many thanks to our Mysterious Helper X who wrote this just for the occassion :3 )
The flutter of wings and the click clacking of wooden geta alerted him to new arrivals, and he looked up in time to see the door of his shop open. A small flock of tengu entered, geta clattering on his wooden floor and blades narrowly missing racks of traded goods, and stood at attention, flanking the entryway of his store. The reason for this became apparent, as a magnificent specimen of a tengu strode inside, as though he owned everything and everyone inside the building. In a matter of speaking, this was true: the tengu practically exuded predatory dominance, a sort of charismatic musk that demanded respect. The tall tengu continued forward towards the captivated shopkeeper like a hunting tiger, stalking his prey with coiled muscles, his billowing robes brushing against various trinkets.
He reached the shopkeeper, who, despite his own considerable height, had to tilt his head upward to meet the tengu?s eyes, and gently, yet firmly, placed muscular hands on the shopkeeper?s shoulders. Rinnosuke?s eyes did not meet the tengu?s own straight away, instead traversing the tengu?s sculpted chest, bared to the world, muscular and hard as the cliffs the tengu reigned over, glistening with salty perspiration. The shopkeeper detected a strong, manly odor from him, a sort of exotic and refreshing scent that aroused excitement inside of the half-youkai. Distractedly, he finally met the eyes of the tengu, having to tilt his head upwards despite his own significant height, losing himself in his steely yet gentle gaze. ?L-Lord Tenma??
?Hello, Rinnosuke Morichika at the Kourindou,? the ruler of tengu greeted, his low, melodious voice sending shivers down to the cockles of Rinnosuke?s heart, or perhaps below somewhere, in the sub-cockles, maybe in the liver or kidneys, he wasn?t sure, ?I have returned, and I come with gifts.? He released Rinnosuke?s shoulders, much to the shopkeeper?s dismay, and reached behind himself. ?I caught this fresh water fish this morning, with my bear hands. I thought you would like it.?
?Th-that?s fine, Lord Tenma,? the shopkeeper said in reply, captivated by the tengu lord?s manliness. The leader of the mightiest group of youkai set the offering on the counter that Rinnosuke was sitting behind, then embraced the flushed shopkeeper, his strong, muscular arms enveloping the thin white-haired man. ?My lord!? Rinnosuke said in a startled tone, the palms of his delicate hands pressed against the tengu?s smooth, sweat slicked skin.
The tengu?s mouth was near the shopkeeper?s ear, and Rinnosuke couldn?t suppress the shivers that raced down his spine as the tengu lord murmured in his ear, his hot breath tingling the hairs on Rinnosuke?s neck. ?You know that you may call me ?Tenma?, Rinnosuke,? the tengu purred, a hand tracing its way up Rinnosuke?s back. The half-youkai tried to arch away from the touch, but that only forced him to press himself against the tengu, allowing him to feel his hot aura of musky, manly lust. ?As we are in a commited relationship, we may call each other by our given names, so that we may nurture this love-filled trust explosion to the next level.? As he said this, his hand continued tracing up the muscles of Rinnosuke?s back, between his shoulder blades and to his neck, reaching for the dark collar on his neck. His fingers, strong and calloused, gently dug into sensitive nerves in the shopkeeper?s neck as he reached for the catches of the collar. ?Can I lead you to distant islands of pleasures? No,? he answered his own quetstion as he released the catch, allowing the collar to flutter to the ground, leaving bare the half-youkai?s long, sensuous neck, vulnerable to the tengu?s nerve exciting touch. ?Only you can,? Tenma?s fingers stroked upwards until it reached the delicate curve of Rinnosuke?s jawline, tilting his mouth upwards, ?and I can too.? The tengu?s mouth drifted closer to Rinnosuke?s, his breath tickling the half-youkai?s dry lips?
? But the half-youkai, panting with excitement, turned his head away, gently pushing the tengu lord away with long, thing fingers. ?I?m sorry, Tenma, but I don?t believe now is the time.? Rinnosuke?s golden eyes, more suitable to a predator that the lanky shopkeeper, glanced towards the stoic tengu guard, but stayed averted from Tenma, trying to hide from the tengu?s disappointed gaze.
?? I see. Now isn?t the time, indeed, for I need to discuss something with the Yakumo,? the lord of tengu agreed, stepping away from the shopkeeper and towards the door. However, he paused, next to a man-sized statue of a white stallion, rearing to the ceiling. ?Just know, when I return, I shall take you on a pleasure journey far beyond your wildest expectations, unless, of course, you?d rather stay in.? With that, his fist whipped out, shattering the horse?s head, which unleashed a cascade of precious stones and puppies, scattering across the floor in a cacophony of rattles and confused yelps. The lord of the tengu ignored this, and instead turned around theatrically, and strode out of the door, his escort soon following.
When the door swung to a close, Rinnosuke slumped weakly to the ground, sitting on top of a mess of moss agates, rubies, and star sapphires. He then shifted to the left some, so that the fairy could get free with a few hurled insults, and leaned heavily against his counter. He closed his eyes, and fretted quietly, trying to shake off the heat that the tengu had stirred within him, before a cold nose touched his hand. The shopkeeper opened his eyes to see a young beagle looking at him with doleful eyes. Kourin took the puppy in his hands and held him up, looking at the puppy in the eyes. ?Oh, just what am I going to do? Especially since he will be coming tonight??
The puppy, being the grand counselor that it was, licked him in the face.
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The night was somewhat of a relief from the daytime heat, though still warm itself. Instead, it decided to manifest its war on the comfort of men by being unbearably humid, making the sweat accumulated during the day sticky to the touch. This led to Rinnosuke being mildly uncomfortable as he peered through his loop at the last of the remaining precious stones, idly nudging a corgi pup away from the workbench with his foot.
After several muggy moments of examining the flaws of an emerald, the half-youkai leaned back with a sigh. ?It is just too stifling?? he murmured as he fanned himself: he left the collar off, and had since removed his sash and robe, leaving him clad only in a sweat soaked black shirt and pants, but he still felt the oppressive murk of the night heat. Reluctantly, he grasped the bottom of his shirt and lifted up, dragging the clingy garment up his pale, almost frail chest, and over his head, before tossing it to the side, much to the amusement of the random assorted puppies. Unfortunately, his shirt caught hold of his glasses, and he sent them clattering across the ground.
The shopkeeper cursed to himself as he chased after his spectacles, shooing away the canines as they tussled with the discarded garment. He found the glasses near the door, and kneeled to the ground to pick them up when the door opened with a cheerful jingle. He glanced up with his golden eyes, but could only see a cloud of pink, which made him gasp and shuffle for his glasses. When those lenses covered his eyes, he still saw a cloud of pink: however, now he could tell that said cloud had strong, muscular arms crossed over a buff chest, and strong, stoic eyes over a rugged beard of cloud wisps. ?Unzan! You?re here early,? Rinnosuke exclaimed, standing up and feeling self conscious without his shirt. Shyly, he covered his chest with his hands, only for the storm front of manliness to float forward and take his hands.
Unzan seemed to rumble as he gazed at the shopkeeper, who had his head turned from him. No discernable words were heard, but Rinnosuke seemed to understand him. ?I-it?s not that I?m upset, but?? Rinnosuke trailed off as the pink cloud moved closer, bringing with him the scent of rain and wind, and a cooling sensation, welcome in the muggy heat. When Unzan reached up to cup the half-youkai?s jaw, Rinnosuke began to retreat from the cloud. ?N-not now, Unzan?? he stammered as he backed away, Unzan pursuing slowly with a soft look in his stormy eyes.
Unfortunately, Rinnosuke was soon out of room, and found himself backed against a wall. ?Please, Unzan,? he whispered, as the pink cloud pressed him against the wall, trapping him. The litter of puppies had stopped their rough housing to gather and watch in interest, much to the shopkeeper?s embarrassment. Unzan would not take no for an answer, and creeped in closer. The amount of erotic tension was intense in the room, far greater than any love between men and elephants could generate, and there was a thundering noise growing louder in Rinnosuke?s mind as Unzan?s pink lips closed in on his own?
The bell jingled, and the two looked up at the manly, suave voice that had just entered. ?Hello. I have returned, and find myself holding a cake, constructed specifically for you and made with love and perhaps a slight? hint? of choc?? Tenma trailed off, seeing the compromising scene. ?Ah, I see that you have a guest, Rinnosuke.?
Rinnosuke shivered at the sensual, yet accusing tone in the tengu?s voice. ?Tenma, this isn?t what it looks like!? he exclaimed as Unzan turned to face the tengu with as best of a stony look as a man made entirely of weather patterns could possibly have.
?Oh, so you?re saying that I did not find you in a compromising position,? Tenma began, tossing the cake to the side, ?with a rain cloud, ready to do some rather interesting actions despite my belief of our long standing relationship that has included, in the past, hand holding, feet rubbing, paragliding, and quite possibly romantic encounters involving scented bodywash.? As he spoke, Tenma began stalking towards Unzan, meeting him with as best of a stony look as a tengu made entirely of flesh and blood could possibly have. Unzan looked unimpressed, as seen by his crossed arms and stormy complexion.
The pink cloud thundered accusatorily, at Tenma and at Rinnosuke. Rinnosuke only grew pale, as he struggled to explain. ?Unzan, I should have told you, about my previous relationship?? The tengu lord arched an eyebrow.
?Previous? Perhaps you should have informed me when you had arrived from the future, for I was under the impression that our relationship, built on love-filled trust explosions, was, in fact, current.? Unzan rumbled again, and Tenma raised a perfectly proportioned and handsome eyebrow. ?Oh, excuse me, Rinnosuke, while disperse some inclement weather,? he remarked as he pulled out a pair of gloves, made of brown bear fur and still possessing its claws, and put them on his hands. Unzan, in response, uncrossed his arms and held them out forward, in a wrestling pose. This only made him smirk. ?Why don?t look at yourself? Now back to me. Now back at yourself. What are you? A mere puff of a cloud. What am I? The tengu lord with power over the winds. Winds from the fan now in my hand that can disperse you. Now look behind you, there are puppies. Anything is possible when you?re Lord Tenma and not a mere weather anomaly.?
Enraged by the tengu?s boasting, Unzan charged forward to strike, and Tenma pounced with a roar. Battle waged, and Rinnosuke and the puppies watched in horror as claw met fist, wind met more fist, and fist met even more fist.
The battle waged for days, not halting through the night. Youkai huddled in their caves, humans hid in their villages, and girls watched warmly. The battle was immortalized in painting, in song, and in sleazy newsrags developed by certain unscrupulous reporters (and then reported on a week afterwards by other certain unscrupulous reporters), and lived on in the minds of everyone forevermore, no matter how much alcohol they drank to forget it.
Mommy, what are Unzan and Rinnosuke doing? Are they good friends?
##ReadAloud: KIPS' STORY.Finally woke up, so now I finally watched this (couldn't watch it last night since my parents were sleeping in the next room).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlqbalyV3QM
As ya requested... jokingly or not. Sorry for da visuals, put em in last minute. Had I had the time to put in better visuals I would have had enough time to tell you on Skype that I was actually gonna do this after all. Buuuut... well hehe... I DID NOT!
Now back to da studyin' I go!
As a professional journalist, I feel especially qualified to ... to ...Ask Purvis, I'm sure he will take your help :3
OK, pleasepleasepleasepleeeeease let me help judge this one. I promise to be fair and balanced.
Oh, quick question: Is end of the weekend monday or sunday?Sunday midnight, just before it becomes Monday.
Ammy: I would be delighted to have you assistance! I shall be most interested in your fair and balanced inputs. =]
The Ammy brigade should act as the press critics ready to flame anything that is not in their taste. Caw-caw!
The only problem I may have with this is drawing, since well, I cant do that for my life. Is it okay if I find some sorta dan/safebooru pic?
Why does this make me feel a little squirmy?I can see where this is coming from, seeing as the Ammy brigade is trying to copy your model. However, I bet it will apply it in a much more scathing and "8.0 to 10"-style criticism system.
I wouldn't dream of pandering to you in that way. You'll be treated like any other intern to walk through Bunbunmaru's well-oiled doors. Remember, the tengu's standards of journalistic excellence are very high. Did you know Aya once made Walter Cronkite and David Brinkley burst into tears with her scathing critiques? She was tough, but they didn't get where they were without her help. You can expect the same treatment. Aren't you glad?:ohdear: Please don't crush my idealistic reporting dreams.
I would prefer you make your own. Just ganking someone else's art annoys me. I suppose use of stock photos might be alright. So in short, you can, but expect me to be much harsher in my scoring.What if I get someone else to make the art for me?
I had to go through and read all of Lord Tenma's lines in Isaiah Mustafa's voice. It was glorious.Aaaaaaaand here's the audible version~! >w<
<Sakana> Well, that's how you are supposed to read it anyway :3
What if I get someone else to make the art for me?
:ohdear: Please don't crush my idealistic reporting dreams.
Whoever wrote that brilliantly horrible scenario, should be simultaneously proud and ashamed.They are, I can assure you of that. But they offered doing it and did it voluntarily, so it's all fiiiiine~ :3
Wonder how original these will be. Hopefully it goes to a 3rd round, but doubt it. :VOhhh man, Dont you worry. My project will assure victory!
I demand pics of Lord Tenma reveling in all his manly glory.There's no "Tenma" or any tag like that on booru.
Immediately.
Ammy Post/Vote Count for Round 2
Total Post Count for R2: 15
Total Post Count in Thread: 154
Last post at edit time: #375, Berzul.
We had 139 total in R1 (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,8824.msg592989.html#msg592989) which were not counted in at the time. Hope it's different this time around!
Posts:
- KogAmmy ZengarTara
Shammyeh- Kips McAmmyson (x 6 )
- Rain Lindwurm (x 2 ) - judging, but he's the Ammy, so I'm not sure over whether his posts should still be counted or not.
- Whammy
- Ammyfex (x 2 )
- Ammytirade
- nekoammynessqueen
- PX_TimeforAmmy
Just brilliant! At least this time it won't be nearly as significant since the fad died down quite a bit.
Fuck, Does tenma even HAVE an assigned gender? I've seen female tenmas and male tenmas in all sorts of fics.Lord Tenma in his natural habitat. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE)
Fuck, Does tenma even HAVE an assigned gender? I've seen female tenmas and male tenmas in all sorts of fics.
Hey pal, wanna be a guest judge?Sure, if the position's open. What are the terms and conditions?
Lord Tenma in his natural habitat. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE)This will make for some interesting pictures, assuming this becomes the inspiration for both IPs' Tenma depictions.
Seems so.You could try, but you'll definitely lose points.
Also, edit, I doubt I'd be able to replace lord tenma with youki, right? It kinda goes more with the pic I have.
http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/8141/bunbunmarutabloid.png
My eyes kind of hurts.... Well, to see what horrible concoction Kips will bring.I guess that he too will use MS Paint, even though Paint.NET was flung around as a possible utility.
I got the eye and brain bleach ready for it. :3/me puts these items on today's shopping list
Sort of brave of you to be posting your work in the thread, where Kips can see it and try to one-up you, instead of sending the link to Purvis via PM.Indeed, but they did the same in R1 (very strange). I take it it's for the sake of everyone's opinion, rather than those of the official and guest judges?
I'm saving any remarks on the work until I see whatever it is Kips is doing.
NO, TEWI, I WILL NOT SIGN THE CONTRACTMines just a microsoft word document... It's not even up to 500 words.
I like how Lord Tenma can sprout trees from his back. Or is it a potted plant?
Pretty funny! Looking forward to seeing how Kips' turns out.
Mines just a microsoft word document... It's not even up to 500 words.Negative already? Even so, you might still be able to win out. Try looking at what is/can be perceived as weak in Shadoweh's submission and contrast your work on those fields to bolster it. It might just make or break it.
Welp, I lost.
I considered posting at the last minute, but I'm more then open to being one-upped. It's encouragement! Besides, the Ammy Army has been patiently waiting for offerings and I wouldn't want to leave them hungry.Good thinking. Otherwise the former/current Ammy Brigade would squawk on about how no one does anything anymore and give both of you negative points ~ wait, didn't we do that already?
It's whatever you want it to be rdj :3
Negative already? Even so, you might still be able to win out. Try looking at what is/can be perceived as weak in Shadoweh's submission and contrast your work on those fields to bolster it. It might just make or break it.Google tabloid, maybe something like that, win.
Ohoh, nice one Shadoweh :3
I see someone's read Day Planners there. No comment on the tuna XD
Also, would you happen to have a bigger version of that Kyubey!Tewi? It's tempting to change Pesco's avatar to that :derp:
I cant finish the story in time. My computer does not want to open up word, And I've no other way to write aside from writing from memory. I doubt I can get a deadline extension to get on my moms comp tomorrow and do it from there.Try switching over to OpenOffice
I should be fine, Though I'm most likely not going to win and really have no motivation to write, so, yeah.
From all that I've heard about Kyuubey it sounds like I'd like it/him/her but you gonna need to convince me to put up with all the magicalness in the rest of the show.There's little I can say that won't spoil everything but Kyuubey is evil and obviously your alternate form. Just watch an episode and sign here.
Usaaaaaaa... (http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/4535/kyuubeytewiunholyfusion.png)FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Anyways, if you'll excuse me, I have to plot against Dormio now. i'm totally not going to take his IP the second he gets it back. noooope...right.
This has been kinda fun to monitor this time around. Regardless of outcome, I hope we have a 3rd round for chuckles.I hope so too (even if it's just for the attack of the declining Ammy brigade), and if it does happen I wonder what the challenge will be....
Sakana: I don't know, is there? Usaaaaaaa... (http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/4535/kyuubeytewiunholyfusion.png)Saved~ ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼
REMILIA YOUS A BUSTAWait, I thought the buster was Flandre! IIRC in San Andreas Ryder (Remilia) told CJ (Flan) in one of the first missions "You's still a buster to me"...but then again I haven't played the game for plot in years.
STRAIGHT BUSTA
This means someone failed to deliver the third contest?.. damn
Have the results of the second contest been tallied?I'm wondering about this as well.
Have the results of the second contest been tallied?
Just what is going on here? Is it a captions or explanations challenge this time?
...and Kips is at a disadvantage here due to his ban from CPMC until tomorrow morning.
=DWhy isn't this a =]
=DOK then....
Huh, first I've heard of it.One of the admins (Suwako/Yamameko) banned him from CPMC earlier today for 24 hours due to his "lifechanging question" over in the questions thread. Details here (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,8855.msg599632.html#msg599632).
Why isn't this a =]
WHO ARE YOU WHAT DID YOU DO TO PURVIS
I think Purvis means he doesn't see how that's a disadvantage. And indeed it isn't. He can work on the challenge the same way as ever, only without posting every single step of it in this thread :PAh, OK then. For now it's time to wait for their responses....
And for the love of all that is good, please stop saying it was only because of that one question. It wasn't, and the accompanying post made that more than clear.
Still processing.
Eh...I think part of it is getting a third round out with quality entries...er...a quality entry. Since if one of the contestants has already won, they'll obviously just coast this one, and Purvis wants his funnies!Good point. It also helps to minimize the anxiety of waiting for a result (only other solution would be to release them).
That said, I kind of wanna see some funnies too ^-^;.
Good point. It also helps to minimize the anxiety of waiting for a result (only other solution would be to release them).Anxiety is not minimized! :ohdear:
I CAN DO TWO THINGS!NO YOU CAN'T YOU'RE A GODDAMN HOBO
A bit more than 20 hours to go!Too bad thats what I'm doing. 8)
Don't be a dick with last second entries, I hate that!
Too bad thats what I'm doing. 8)We'll see how that works out.
Welp, I've nothing to lose since, you know, IP's already gone.Actually, you could get Unfunnied.
Meh, I'll think up something.
Actually, you could get Unfunnied.
Welp, I've nothing to loseThere's always your account BV
That's...quite a story there.That is why I only write fanfiction past 1AM.
=DTHIS IS THE FACE OF THE DEVIL. The devil. THIS FACE What do you want from meeee
THIS IS THE FACE OF THE DEVIL. The devil. THIS FACE What do you want from meeeedude
I went a completely different direction. Purvis showed us something that was all WHAT THE HELL so this is what you get!(http://img853.imageshack.us/img853/4751/kipswth.jpg)
WHAT THE HELL??
Now I'm going to sleeeeeeeeeeep :ohdear:
THIS IS THE FACE OF THE DEVIL. The devil. THIS FACE What do you want from meeee:teaspit:
THIS IS THE FACE OF THE DEVIL. The devil. THIS FACE What do you want from meeee
I went a completely different direction. Purvis showed us something that was all WHAT THE HELL so this is what you get!(http://img853.imageshack.us/img853/4751/kipswth.jpg)
WHAT THE HELL??
Now I'm going to sleeeeeeeeeeep :ohdear:
THIS IS THE FACE OF THE DEVIL. The devil. THIS FACE What do you want from meeee
I went a completely different direction. Purvis showed us something that was all WHAT THE HELL so this is what you get!(http://img853.imageshack.us/img853/4751/kipswth.jpg)
WHAT THE HELL??
Now I'm going to sleeeeeeeeeeep :ohdear:
Someone give me the final ammy count. It is important.On it!
175 divided by two is 87.5, divide that in two to get 43.75, and divide THAT in two to get 21.87500 and divide THAT in two to get 10.9375. Now add all these numbers together. You'll get 339.0625. With a bit of editing, It becomes 333. 333 times two is THAT NUMBER.I lost you in the editing part. Your little statement makes no sense from there onwards.
It's all a conspiracy I tell you.
Divide the nine in 33"9" by three to get three. Drop everything after the decimal.You teach it as well as Cirno. I recommend you make a perfect math class...or at least its imitation.
and this is math with kippy
You teach it as well as Cirno. I recommend you make a perfect math class...or at least its imitation.That wasnt math, That was history. Jeez man, you really need my teaching prowess.
As for Kips, since you no longer have a title to lose, you shall be given an alternate doom. You shall be forced to wear the Icon of Shame!
(http://i55.tinypic.com/2z8oqy9.png)
So, is Shadoweh...DOUBLE IM now?Yes.
So, is Shadoweh...DOUBLE IM now?I hope not. Otherwise you're screwed in your current IM duel.
(http://)That would've fit better!
Could that hold on a sec though? I still need to save my Momiji avvy.Still had an old tab open: http://sadpanda.us/images/438398-OZ27FAO.jpg
Well fuck. Now I'm going to have to ask momiji to send me a PM to it or something :4
Well, it just means Shadoweh and I get to be IM buddies~Or rather, Shadoweh has nothing to lose from the current duel.
And behind this curtain, we have MYSTERIOUS HELPER X!You mean omba?
Who would have gotten a cooler name if he were my assistant. Like Steppenwolf Godpuncher.
You mean omba?
And behind this curtain, we have MYSTERIOUS HELPER X!(http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc292/seantheyounger/oldspice.jpg)
(http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc292/seantheyounger/oldspice.jpg)
Hello, ladies. Did you enjoy my contribution to your contest? Did it bring a little bit of forbidden excitement to your day? While it may seem odd, that I would take time out of my schedule of saving puppies from high seas piracy, while looking ridiculously good looking, just to write some rather intimate literature involving myself, a half-youkai all-seme shopkeeper, and a overbearingly manly cloud formation, just remember: I did it.
For you.
Hello, ladies. Did you enjoy my contribution to your contest? Did it bring a little bit of forbidden excitement to your day? While it may seem odd, that I would take time out of my schedule of saving puppies from high seas piracy, while looking ridiculously good looking, just to write some rather intimate literature involving myself, a half-youkai all-seme shopkeeper, and a overbearingly manly cloud formation, just remember: I did it.Those abs. :* :* :* How many times must I look back up before you take me on your horse?
For you.
(UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH