Author Topic: ATTN JAYTEE [Contest over!]  (Read 23486 times)

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #30 on: January 24, 2011, 06:50:14 PM »
What's this Noah's Ark thing? My Google-fu is poor today.

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #31 on: January 24, 2011, 07:07:05 PM »
Hopy shit that is amazing.

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #32 on: January 24, 2011, 07:28:19 PM »
Watching this contest is going to be delicious.  >:D
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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #34 on: January 24, 2011, 10:39:40 PM »
What's this Noah's Ark thing? My Google-fu is poor today.

I think this may be it, but I imagine it to be combining two of everything you have in your kitchen to make a tremendous goulash.

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #35 on: January 24, 2011, 10:48:39 PM »
Yeah, pretty much, here's the original story

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #36 on: January 24, 2011, 10:52:09 PM »
... I gotta hit the supermarket tomorrow.
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #37 on: January 24, 2011, 10:52:59 PM »
Yeah, pretty much, here's the original story

How did I know it was SA related?

"Human history and growth are both linked closely to strife. Without conflict, humanity would have no impetus for growth. When humans are satisfied with their present condition, they may as well give up on life."

Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #38 on: January 24, 2011, 10:57:07 PM »
Yeah, pretty much, here's the original story

If I had $20 and a Burger King I knew the location of, I would be all over that thing.
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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #39 on: January 24, 2011, 11:00:11 PM »
If I ordered that in a burger king here, I'd probably get kicked out of the mall by security.
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
                                                                                   .

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #40 on: January 24, 2011, 11:03:44 PM »
Watch the video. It is amazing.
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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #41 on: January 24, 2011, 11:26:04 PM »
How did I know it was SA related?
The original thread is linked in that article, and I hope it's accessible to those without accounts, because I about died laughing while reading it.

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #42 on: January 24, 2011, 11:26:50 PM »
I'd probably be willing to try that if it weren't for all the sauces/grease. Tons of meat in a bun is something I can get behind.

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #43 on: January 24, 2011, 11:42:23 PM »
The original thread is linked in that article, and I hope it's accessible to those without accounts, because I about died laughing while reading it.
It is. I'm so reading this.

edit:
Quote from: SA thread
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« Last Edit: January 24, 2011, 11:52:12 PM by HakureiSM »
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
                                                                                   .

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #44 on: January 25, 2011, 10:22:42 AM »
Oh man do I gotta design a sandwich more wonderful than the Gwahaha? Shit what am I gonna add to it this time?

What if I...

oh man

oh man

This is gonna be incredible. Watch for it.

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #45 on: January 25, 2011, 12:52:11 PM »
The McGangbang is weaksauce now

And Firefox didn't highlight that in red... o_0

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #46 on: January 25, 2011, 05:11:53 PM »
Oh goddammit the Lord has found this thread.
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
                                                                                   .

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #47 on: January 25, 2011, 06:14:34 PM »
That's right kiddies. Are you made of more Stuff than the real Stuffman?

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #48 on: January 25, 2011, 09:44:07 PM »
Oh man do I gotta design a sandwich more wonderful than the Gwahaha? Shit what am I gonna add to it this time?

What if I...

oh man

oh man

This is gonna be incredible. Watch for it.

I am genuinely afraid...

Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #49 on: January 25, 2011, 11:54:42 PM »
Oh man do I gotta design a sandwich more wonderful than the Gwahaha? Shit what am I gonna add to it this time?

What if I...

oh man

oh man

This is gonna be incredible. Watch for it.
Oh man. The concept of this beast alone will destroy everyone's entire gastrointestinal systems.

Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #50 on: January 26, 2011, 08:25:49 PM »
I think this may be it, but I imagine it to be combining two of everything you have in your kitchen to make a tremendous goulash.

OP here (owner of the blog, and I'm the guy who took the pictures). The vid was made by Anathesavagemuse, who now resides in Japan. I highly recommend following her channel (http://www.youtube.com/user/AnaTheSavageMuse)... they recently devoured a 6L parfait (ice cream, etc.)

This originally started with a mere mention on SA, and so the challenge was taken. Eaten in one sitting. 2 of every kind of meat available (bacon, chicken, fish, beef AND vegetarian patties.) Thanks for checking it all out!

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #51 on: January 26, 2011, 08:58:40 PM »
OP here (owner of the blog, and I'm the guy who took the pictures). The vid was made by Anathesavagemuse, who now resides in Japan. I highly recommend following her channel (http://www.youtube.com/user/AnaTheSavageMuse)... they recently devoured a 6L parfait (ice cream, etc.)

This originally started with a mere mention on SA, and so the challenge was taken. Eaten in one sitting. 2 of every kind of meat available (bacon, chicken, fish, beef AND vegetarian patties.) Thanks for checking it all out!
No problem, fellow content creator~

Excellent pictures, and everything is neatly organized. Congratulations for a very good post.

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #52 on: January 26, 2011, 09:45:35 PM »
OP here (owner of the blog, and I'm the guy who took the pictures). The vid was made by Anathesavagemuse, who now resides in Japan. I highly recommend following her channel (http://www.youtube.com/user/AnaTheSavageMuse)... they recently devoured a 6L parfait (ice cream, etc.)

This originally started with a mere mention on SA, and so the challenge was taken. Eaten in one sitting. 2 of every kind of meat available (bacon, chicken, fish, beef AND vegetarian patties.) Thanks for checking it all out!

HA! Welcome by.

Somehow enormous sandwiches follow me everywhere I go.

"Human history and growth are both linked closely to strife. Without conflict, humanity would have no impetus for growth. When humans are satisfied with their present condition, they may as well give up on life."

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #53 on: January 27, 2011, 07:08:14 AM »
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
                                                                                   .

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #54 on: January 29, 2011, 11:28:19 PM »
A little clarification on the 300-word writeup. This is the tale of you facing down the Gwahaha. Post the recipe and creation process separately.

HakureiSM

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #55 on: January 29, 2011, 11:43:54 PM »
I thought that was clear.
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
                                                                                   .

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #56 on: January 30, 2011, 09:41:15 AM »

Bread.


Scrambled eggs.


Tuna.


Bacon.


We're out of cheese, so we're gonna have to improvise on this one. Here, I'll just peel the cheese off of an old slice of pizza -- Actually you know what, let's just throw the whole thing on there.


Some potato chips, for texture.


More texture.


A chocolate chip cookie. You know. For texture.


Now a little zest.


And the finishing touch...


A lit cigar.

Note that the sandwich has been flipped. The bottom slice of bread had to be replaced, as it had absorbed all the whiskey and turned into mush. Rest assured, the sandwich is still intact.

It's at this point that my girlfriend wakes up, presumably from my high-pitched, girlish giggling. I look down, and I just realize suddenly, holy shit. What the fuck am I doing? It's 4 in the morning and I am using her phone to take pictures of a fucking sandwich. Why? Because the internet told me to. She's gonna be like, "what the fuck are you doing?" And I'm just gonna be like, "I don't know. I just don't know."

She calls out to me from the living room. "John? What are you doing?"

"I'm, uh... making a sandwich."

She steps into the doorframe, pulling her hair back into a ponytail. "It's 4 o'clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making a sandwich?"

"Because I've lost control of my life."

As she enters the kitchen, she squints at the pile of crap that has accumulated on the counter. "What is th-- Oh my God."



She puts a hand up to her mouth, speechless, laughing under her breath. "This... I just... Oh my God. Why."

"Because internet."

Here's a picture of it without the hat:



Yes, I did actually eat this mammoth pile of shit. The whole thing. It actually wasn't too bad until I hit the cookie in the middle, at which point it became suddenly and excruciatingly horrible. I literally almost puked. Ever try eating a chocolate chip cookie and mushy tuna in the same mouthful? Well don't do it. Anyway, I suffered through it, mostly because I'd sooner eat a sack of doorknobs than waste food, but also because I love you guys. So yeah. You're welcome.







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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #57 on: January 30, 2011, 09:46:59 AM »
Shoulda saved the cookie for when after you'd finished the sandwich.

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #58 on: January 30, 2011, 09:49:18 AM »
Shoulda saved the cookie for when after you'd finished the sandwich.

Clearly not, if it made the experience worse.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #59 on: January 30, 2011, 09:51:20 AM »
Believe it or not, I actually did try to take the cookie out, but by that point it had basically turned into a paste and fused with the bread. I couldn't tell where the cookie ended and the bread started, so I just bit the bullet and finished the sandwich as it was.