Author Topic: Guide me along this barren path (Read 172145 times)

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #900 on:** July 11, 2009, 04:56:01 AM »

Quote from: E-Nazrin on July 11, 2009, 04:27:41 AM

>"Ah, my apologies, mistress."
>provide taco
>scan room for cell phone

>You give Parsee the ☼Taco de Asador☼. She sniffs it at it; whether she is curious about the odor or poison is hard to say. Regardless, she is clearly pleased by it from the rare smile that forms on her lips. Then she delicately bites into it, and slow shock spreads across her face as full impact of your masterwork strikes her. "Oh...my," she says, "I...I think I need to be alone for this."
>A quick search reveals no cellphones. This place seems too baroque for that sort of thing.

>_

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #901 on:** July 11, 2009, 05:00:47 AM »

>bow politely and head back out the door
>ask Yuugi if she has any requests once she comes out
>if she insists on staying anyway, ponder the implications of this and Parsee's near-orgasmic reaction to the Taco

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #902 on:** July 11, 2009, 05:07:52 AM »

Quote from: E-Nazrin on July 11, 2009, 05:00:47 AM

>bow politely and head back out the door
>ask Yuugi if she has any requests once she comes out
>if she insists on staying anyway, ponder the implications of this and Parsee's near-orgasmic reaction to the Taco

>You bow politely and make your way out. Yugi starts to follow, until Parsee grabs her by the wrist. "Not you."
>"Uh, I'll come down for some ice cream later," Yugi says, seeming to have been caught off guard by Parsee's demand.
>You leave, contemplating the implications of all these things.
>You stand in an antichamber at the top of the tower. You can see the doors to Parsee and Sakuya's rooms to the north and west respectively. To the south a stairway winds down. Obvious exits are north, west, and south.

>_

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #903 on:** July 11, 2009, 05:20:15 AM »

>ask Sakuya if she's okay, she looked pretty worn out

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #904 on:** July 11, 2009, 05:26:08 AM »

Quote from: E-Nazrin on July 11, 2009, 05:20:15 AM

>ask Sakuya if she's okay, she looked pretty worn out

>You knock on Sakuya's door. "What?" comes a muffled and worn-sounding reply.

>_

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #905 on:** July 11, 2009, 05:57:27 AM »

>"You okay? You seemed pretty worn out."
>blame department of redundancy department

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #906 on:** July 11, 2009, 06:07:20 AM »

Quote from: E-Nazrin on July 11, 2009, 05:57:27 AM

>"You okay? You seemed pretty worn out."
>blame department of redundancy department

>The door opens, and Sakuya peeks out; you note that she seems to be holding a generic-looking postcard. "Oh, it's you. And...you've seen the owner of the manor, I think. That ought to explain it all."

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #907 on:** July 11, 2009, 06:26:17 AM »

>"Then may I be so bold as to ask about the previous master of the house?"

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #908 on:** July 11, 2009, 06:44:13 AM »

Quote from: E-Nazrin on July 11, 2009, 06:26:17 AM

>"Then may I be so bold as to ask about the previous master of the house?"

>Sakuya quirks her lips for a moment. "Well...I guess it's not breaking confidence if you work here now. But understand that she has ordered complete secrecy in this issue. I suppose she rightly understand no one would care about Green Eye Manor.
>"The situation is simple: Lady Scarlet visited the gambling hall that damned miko established, and took quite a liking to it. She...let the thrill go to her head, and Parsee won everything. The manor, our contracts, our loyalties to the owner of the house everything. ...I don't even know where Lady Scarlet is now."

>_

Pesco · « **Reply #909 on:** July 11, 2009, 06:46:25 AM »

> Search for potential quest items

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #910 on:** July 11, 2009, 06:52:30 AM »

gambling is bad, mmkay

>resist urge to consider the size of Sakuya's bust a quest item

>"And how's Parsee been using the manor in the meantime?"

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #911 on:** July 11, 2009, 07:02:53 AM »

Quote from: Pesco on July 11, 2009, 06:46:25 AM

> Search for potential quest items

>Anything could be a quest items. Anything at all! Even yourself!

Quote from: E-Nazrin on July 11, 2009, 06:52:30 AM

>resist urge to consider the size of Sakuya's bust a quest item

>"And how's Parsee been using the manor in the meantime?"

>You resist your shameful urges and ask what Parsee has been doing. "I...only know a little. She has Patchouli doing...something, I don't know what. But it has involved a lot of work on Patchouli and her familiar's part. And she has been sending letters to the kappa. No one wants to ask too many questions, for fear that Yugi may get involved with them."

>_

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #912 on:** July 11, 2009, 07:09:00 AM »

>enter inventory to cause a singularity

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #913 on:** July 11, 2009, 07:11:12 AM »

Quote from: E-Nazrin on July 11, 2009, 07:09:00 AM

>enter inventory to cause a singularity

>Unfortunately, the only limit is yourself. And it's a pretty significant limit.

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #914 on:** July 11, 2009, 07:50:39 AM »

>a pox upon the laws of phyics
>"Has anyone been allowed to speak with Miss Patchouli recently?"

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #915 on:** July 11, 2009, 09:32:17 AM »

Quote from: E-Nazrin on July 11, 2009, 07:50:39 AM

>a pox upon the laws of phyics
>"Has anyone been allowed to speak with Miss Patchouli recently?"

>You have no pox. Things are probably better that way to be honest.
>Sakuya shakes her head. "I've...not paid much mind to her, I'm afraid I'm not quite so...fit for duty as I was."

>_

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #916 on:** July 11, 2009, 09:38:40 AM »

>Ask what the heck is Parsee doing to her to give her that condition, and if we can lighten her load (in every sense possible)

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #917 on:** July 11, 2009, 09:51:00 AM »

Quote from: The sword that cleaves evil on July 11, 2009, 09:38:40 AM

>Ask what the heck is Parsee doing to her to give her that condition, and if we can lighten her load (in every sense possible)

>"She's here!" says Sakuya, keeping her voice low. "She drove away Lady Scarlet on a silly bet, and there's nothing I can do it about! Now I have to serve that...that...that cavebilly and her oni lout! Can you imagine how that feels?"

>_

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #918 on:** July 11, 2009, 09:55:51 AM »

She's tired because she's not Remilia? What the fuck.
>"Actually, kinda. I've been in similar situations before."

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #919 on:** July 11, 2009, 12:50:41 PM »

Quote from: The sword that cleaves evil on July 11, 2009, 09:55:51 AM

>"Actually, kinda. I've been in similar situations before."

>"And you know what the worst part is? The worst part?" Sakuya continues, her voice a low hiss now "No one cares. Do those maids down there give a single solitary damn that Lady Scarlet is gone? I hear them laughing and carrying on after hours; they've already forgotten her. And that door guard? You wouldn't know that anything is different, talking to her! I bet you couldn't tell, could you. Heh. Patchouli only cares because Parsee is working her to death, otherwise she'd just curl up in that library and not even notice! They've already put Lady Scarlet out of their minds! They've turned around and completely forgetten all she's done for us!"

>_

Schpwuette · « **Reply #920 on:** July 11, 2009, 02:30:34 PM »

>"What's in the cellar?"

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #921 on:** July 11, 2009, 02:35:51 PM »

>"The Younger Lady Scarlet..." says Sakuya, quirking her lips a bit and looking away. "I...told her that Lady Scarlet had left. She seemed disappointed, but...well...I don't presume to fully understand the Younger Lady Scarlet's motivations. I am sure she is distraught."

>_

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #922 on:** July 11, 2009, 05:00:57 PM »

>"Make sure you have a cut of the house insurance."
>lightbulb
>"Do you think Patchouli's current condition would be considered a medical emergency?"

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #923 on:** July 11, 2009, 05:04:02 PM »

Quote from: E-Nazrin on July 11, 2009, 05:00:57 PM

>"Make sure you have a cut of the house insurance."
>lightbulb
>"Do you think Patchouli's current condition would be considered a medical emergency?"

>Sakuya frowns. "Patchouli has always had health problems. But, I suppose that she may be worse off now. I am not sure if it's an emergency, but if her condition has gotten worse, it wouldn't be a surprise."

>_

Pesco · « **Reply #924 on:** July 11, 2009, 05:20:19 PM »

> Guide Dang It

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #925 on:** July 11, 2009, 05:27:58 PM »

>manipulation of TVTropes

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #926 on:** July 11, 2009, 05:38:33 PM »

Quote from: Pesco on July 11, 2009, 05:20:19 PM

> Guide Dang It

>Oh fuck you and the horse you rode in on buddy.

Quote from: E-Nazrin on July 11, 2009, 05:27:58 PM

>manipulation of TVTropes

>Don't make me have to do bad things.

>_

UncertainJakutten · « **Reply #927 on:** July 11, 2009, 07:46:28 PM »

Quote

>Anything could be a quest items. Anything at all! Even yourself!

>What is this, Fluxx?

deslar`ris · « **Reply #928 on:** July 11, 2009, 08:26:11 PM »

> Ask Sakuya to find Patchy and hide somewhere safe (oh, Koakuma too)
> Go open the basement door and tell Flandre that someone wants to play in her sister's room
> Hope Flandre can take care of Parsee and Yuugi while you hide.

>If it all fails, hope nobody else finds out you let Flandre out. And pray to Suwako.

Pesco · « **Reply #929 on:** July 11, 2009, 10:05:12 PM »

> Try Everything

Author Topic: Guide me along this barren path (Read 172145 times)

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