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Re: Cons of Capitalism
« Reply #30 on: November 11, 2010, 09:07:58 PM »
You can't chop it off and send it out to sea because it's surrounded by land in all four directions, so you must lift it off and send it outside.

We then will be left with a crevice that was known as Arizona, but through socialist efforts, we turn turn it into the "Minor Sea of Rejects"

Sure we can. Just take that little piece of Mexico off with it.

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Re: Cons of Capitalism
« Reply #31 on: November 11, 2010, 09:10:25 PM »
You misspelled Arizona.

Oh goddamnit, I laughed so hard and I don't know why.

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Re: Cons of Capitalism
« Reply #32 on: November 11, 2010, 09:12:28 PM »
How about just blowing up arizona instead? Less trouble lifting it up.  :V

Re: Cons of Capitalism
« Reply #33 on: November 11, 2010, 09:14:10 PM »
How about just blowing up arizona instead? Less trouble lifting it up.  :V

Goddamn we can't just nuke them. Look at what happened to the last place we nuked.

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Re: Cons of Capitalism
« Reply #34 on: November 11, 2010, 09:14:56 PM »
Nuke the entire United states :3

Re: Cons of Capitalism
« Reply #35 on: November 11, 2010, 09:17:36 PM »
Nuke the entire United states :3

but but but

what about all of us who live there

can't we flee to Mother Russia first :<

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Re: Cons of Capitalism
« Reply #36 on: November 11, 2010, 09:19:06 PM »
but but but

what about all of us who live there

can't we flee to Mother Russia first :<
Or what about the russian spies here? Won't they die to?

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Re: Cons of Capitalism
« Reply #37 on: November 11, 2010, 09:20:13 PM »
How about just blowing up arizona instead? Less trouble lifting it up.  :V
We nuked Arizona all through the 50s and 60s, that just made things worse.


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Re: Cons of Capitalism
« Reply #38 on: November 11, 2010, 09:21:12 PM »
Nuke the entire United states :3c
How about just blowing up arizona instead? Less trouble lifting it up.  :V
Repeating Japan is retarded

We've grown to think with our brains since then :derp:

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Re: Cons of Capitalism
« Reply #39 on: November 11, 2010, 09:23:46 PM »
Repeating Japan is retarded

We've grown to think with our brains since then :derp:

Yes, which is why I propose the totally logical and humane solution of attaching rockets to Arizona and launching it into space.

Re: Cons of Capitalism
« Reply #40 on: November 11, 2010, 09:25:38 PM »
Yes, which is why I propose the totally logical and humane solution of attaching rockets to Arizona and launching it into space.

Then you must realize that the rockets cost even more money due to the amount of research required to make rockets to propel something that big causing us to be in even greater debt.

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Re: Cons of Capitalism
« Reply #41 on: November 11, 2010, 09:30:20 PM »
Doesn't take much research though, just a fuckload of fuel.
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Re: Cons of Capitalism
« Reply #42 on: November 11, 2010, 09:32:23 PM »
Yes, which is why I propose the totally logical and humane solution of attaching rockets to Arizona and launching it into space.
Now there's an idea!

Now to organize a petition / pass bills n shit / and hopefully raise enough funds
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Ever since we switched to Communism, decisions have become much more straightforward!

Prepare to launch Arizona up into space tomorrow morning! Actually, why not shoot them upward right now? FOR THE PEOPLE!

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Re: Cons of Capitalism
« Reply #43 on: November 11, 2010, 09:33:04 PM »
Doesn't take much research though, just a fuckload of fuel.

Still, fuel isn't exactly 'cheap' meaning there would be a lot of government spending.

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Re: Cons of Capitalism
« Reply #44 on: November 11, 2010, 09:38:43 PM »
who wants arizona to be off the face of the earth? And SPACE doesnt want Arizona either.

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Re: Cons of Capitalism
« Reply #45 on: November 11, 2010, 09:40:04 PM »
why do i get a feeling baka is taking this too seriously

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Re: Cons of Capitalism
« Reply #46 on: November 11, 2010, 09:40:35 PM »
why do i get a feeling baka is taking this too seriously
Like most new people are~

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Re: Cons of Capitalism
« Reply #47 on: November 11, 2010, 09:41:59 PM »
who wants arizona to be off the face of the earth? And SPACE doesnt want Arizona either.
Maybe the sun does?

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Re: Cons of Capitalism
« Reply #48 on: November 11, 2010, 09:43:41 PM »
Because I have nothing better to do on my spare time. And I be not taking it seriously or else I would have posted a page worth of rants saying how Republicans can kiss my arse and suck it.

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Re: Cons of Capitalism
« Reply #49 on: November 11, 2010, 09:47:58 PM »
This forum has had so much US politics lately. It hurts my head @_@
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Re: Cons of Capitalism
« Reply #50 on: November 11, 2010, 09:48:37 PM »
JT doesn't know what he's talking about. Clearly the best solution is to slide a big blue tarp under Arizona and tie loads of helium balloons to the corners, lifting it into the sky. Trade winds should carry it to the Pacific, where it can float down and gently rest upon the Great Pacific Garbage Patch.

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Re: Cons of Capitalism
« Reply #51 on: November 11, 2010, 09:49:16 PM »
This forum has had so much US politics lately. It hurts my head @_@
The brainwashing is almost complete then~

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Re: Cons of Capitalism
« Reply #52 on: November 11, 2010, 09:50:04 PM »
Headache != convincing people.
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Re: Cons of Capitalism
« Reply #53 on: November 11, 2010, 09:50:20 PM »
This forum has had so much US politics lately. It hurts my head @_@


We're fucked.

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Re: Cons of Capitalism
« Reply #54 on: November 11, 2010, 09:51:48 PM »


We're fucked.

Pffft. "Oh no they have the House!" Please. This is why the Dems can't do anything - paralyzed by fear.

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Re: Cons of Capitalism
« Reply #55 on: November 11, 2010, 09:52:17 PM »


We're fucked.
Like I give two shits, I'm not american :V
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Re: Cons of Capitalism
« Reply #56 on: November 11, 2010, 09:56:11 PM »
Pffft. "Oh no they have the House!" Please. This is why the Dems can't do anything - paralyzed by fear.
Yup. I support George Bush for his third term. Who knows, he might be able to make the debt worse.

Like I give two shits, I'm not american :V
Oh screw you.

JT

Re: Cons of Capitalism
« Reply #57 on: November 11, 2010, 10:09:29 PM »
JT doesn't know what he's talking about. Clearly the best solution is to slide a big blue tarp under Arizona and tie loads of helium balloons to the corners, lifting it into the sky. Trade winds should carry it to the Pacific, where it can float down and gently rest upon the Great Pacific Garbage Patch.

Someone give this man a promotion.

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Re: Cons of Capitalism
« Reply #58 on: November 11, 2010, 10:32:37 PM »
I say we let Suika rule the Americas, Tenshi rule Australia, Remilia rule Eurasia, and Komachi rule Africa.

The world would be a much better place without the common sense we have around here :V

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Re: Cons of Capitalism
« Reply #59 on: November 11, 2010, 10:33:38 PM »
What will reimu do then?