Aw, dude, who gave John the tequila again?
Look, John, listen to me. This is the U.S.A., not fucking Japan. This is the country where you shit stars and bleed stripes. We don't play your stupid fuckin' nerdy shooters, we WATCH FOOTBALL and DRINK BEER.
Seriously, I'm sick of this. Every time you so much as touch a drink you think that you're some goddamn Asian. Really, I need to stop taking you out to these bars, but I really need someone to shout at about FOOTBALL.
So if I promise to buy you coke, will you please not drink any beer? You're embarrassing me with all your Japan bullshit.
(...And what the hell's a sohjoo?)