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Sword Quest XII - A Z-Machine Adventure
« on: December 08, 2015, 09:38:51 PM »

>You are Toyosatomimi no Miko, Gensokyo?s finest hermit!
>Yours is a curious case; once emperor of this entire nation (except for Hokkaido, Okinawa, and such), you retired away to undertake a ritual to grant you immortality and bring you closer to perfection of being. It worked beyond your wildest expectations, transforming you to the person you?ve become today. One might complain about how long it took, but the results have been worth it. You live in seclusion with your retainer, Futo, and your former consort, Tojiko, refining your mastery over the art of the Hermit and catching up on the 1500 or so years of your nation?s history that you've managed to miss out upon, and trying to understand the nature of this land of Gensokyo. You are not certain which of those two fields has managed to shock you more.
>You have stepped down as a ruler and renounced your birthright, but you do try to maintain a noble?s gravitas. Your interests these days involves perfecting your hermitry, and eventually ascending to the ranks of the celestials. While you no longer have a true interest in leading the masses, you do feel that Gensokyo need to be united under a single leader. At the very least its human population will not do particularly well in its currently weak and disunified state against the likes of the youkai, one cannot depend on corrective measures such as a shrine maiden forever?
>Of late, you have learned of a growing unrest within the human village and on the urging of Futo and Tojiko, have visited to assess the situation. To your mild surprise, you have found that a small handful of villagers have some interest in Taoism. While you have no intention of taking on any pupils, you are contemplating giving them some basic instruction and seeing how it goes over. You've also heard some rumors of a contest regarding some bit of lost onmyoudo lore.  Your investigation has led you to spend the evening in town, or rather, just outside of it. A kind farmer offered to loan you some space for the evening. This space, you were a little dismayed to discover, was her barn. However, it would have been rude to spurn her offer, so you graciously accepted and spent the evening on a pile of clean straw; thankfully the barn is currently free of livestock. Perhaps someone will build an inn someday?
>You  awoke to find your sword stolen and your attendents missing. Eyewitness accounts have said that Tojiko and Futo have been going around, carrying a wrapped bundle in the shape of a sword. You have been searching desperately for them, following a trail that has lead through through the village and into the Forest of Magic with a detour through the Bamboo Forest. You presently travel in the company of Reisen, who hopes to resolve a dispute at Eientei in favor of the rabbits, and are visiting with Alice, who seems to have had a conflict with your rogue companions. Eventually, after some pleasantries, you found that they went toward the underground.
>Following Reisen there, you descended, and soon found the earth spider she was seeking out. As well, you found that earth spider tending to a bucket youkai who had been recently ambushed and had a wand of hers stolen by an unknown assailant. Pressing onward, you entered the Ancient City of the oni, and wandering its streets searching for your comrades, learning they were there from a youkai cat, then having a tense meeting with one of the buddhists to narrow down the search. You finally found them in a dancehall, where you learned they were not the ones who had taken your sword, but rather that they had been chasing the thief themselves, with little success and much blundering, ending with Futo taking a rather nasty beating from one of the oni. They presented you with a wonderful cloak as a gift, and resolved to stay there and rest up while you searched. You decided to try to investigate the city more, and visited the establishment of Nue Houjuu, who was all too happy to sic her patrons on you. In the escape, you've been drawn into a battle with an oni whose sister you unfortunately kneed in the back.
>After a protracted but victorious battle, she directed you toward the lair of one of the Devas, an oni styled Kay. The Deva's information helped you decide that your weapon almost certainly wasn't underground, or at least not in the city. Returning to the surface, you encountered Youmu, who had much to say about your former teacher and cohort, Seiga, doing something to the Saigyou Ayakashi that resides within the Netherworld. You agreed to look into it, and also found yourself roped into some sort of stage production that the Ghost Princess is planning, after learning the Buddhist's leader was going to be involved. You then visited Reimu, who agreed with some reluctance to allow your cohorts to stay at her shrine, and suggested that you speak to either Sakuya, Marisa, or Mystia about the key you bought from Kourindou. You then proceeded toward the Netherworld, and have encountered a belligerent woman in red with a floating black box, who seems to be rather keen to chase you out. Things quickly went sour, but you were able to salvage them with some quick thinking.
>After cooling your heels for a bit with the Prismrivers and learning a great deal about nothing, Youmu managed to convince them that you weren't a threat, and you were allowed into Hakugyokurou. There, you were able to confirm what happened to the Saigyou Ayakashi, and claimed Yoshika's Talisman in order to try and track Seiga. This lead you back to Scarlet Devil Mansion, and to Patchouli. She was able to give a vague hint about Seiga's location, enough to confirm she was somewhere in Gensokyo. You deduced that she might well have gone to the Garden of the Sun, and went back to the Hakurei Shrine to share this and, after a brief flare-up with Reimu, go to investigate this. You met Yuuka, and had a somewhat tense, but largely polite meeting with her, learning that she did indeed host Seiga for some time, before she moved away the prior month.
>With that in mind, there was little to do but split up and search for Seiga. You started with Youkai Mountain and found nothing, but learned a few things about the iron key you had bought. From there you made your way toward the Bamboo Forest again, and found your way toward Eientei once more after a run-in with some very excitable faeries debating the nature of cute animals. The rabbits protesting outside Eientei mentioned that they had seen Seiga visit, and with some asking around, you found one willing to lead you to her home.
>Coming to Seiga's home, you met your estranged advisor, and found your fears confirmed as she confessed to stealing your sword, as well as the Saigyou Ayakashi's life force, and vesting them both in a swordswoman named Meira, who was of the noble house that once ruled this land, long before it separated from the outside world. Her desire was to help this person take control of Gensokyo and unify it under a proper leader, convinced that it would serve your interests and  hoped you would let her return to your good graces.  The two of you debated this for awhile, and while you could agree that her desire was correct, her methods were completely wrong, which she didn't agree upon.
>Armed with this knowledge, you reported back to Reimu and Youmu, the latter of which who set out to deal with Meira. Having little to do, you went to speak with the person who found the key, and learned she found it somewhere around the forest at the base of Youkai Mountain. Returning back to the Hakurei Shrine, you met with Youmu's companion, who reported success in defeating Meira. However, she was still possessed by the lifeforce of the Saigyou Ayakashi. You've stepped forward to deal with this, taking her back to the tree itself to set things as they should be. During the ritual, you found yourself brought elsewhere with the tree, as it tried to interfere with your efforts in its own ways. However, you managed to outmaneuver it and restored Meira.
>After meeting with Yuyuko and getting your hands on an advance script and setting up things to deal with Seiga, you parted company with everyone and reunited with Tojiko and Futo, the latter having recovered nicely from her rest. The three of you then plunged into the forests northeast of Youkai Mountain, intend on finding more about the key. Time passed, and what you found was Seiga, who was practically livid about the terms you agreed to. Shortly after, though, you managed to find an iron plate set into the ground, with an inset for the key. You placed the key, and released a flying serpentine behemoth from it. Now you are desperately trying to contain the hostile thing, as it attacks your group!

> Well, we meant 'real' more in the sense that perhaps it is a puppet or some sort of magical construct, rather than a living, sentient creature.
> Anyway, coming after us is good. Do we have the time to conjure another nondirect source or two, if we start drifting to the lleft

>Either of those things could be plausible. You've at least not felt anything like flesh within it.
>You probably do not have time at the moment.

>_




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Re: Sword Quest XII - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2015, 09:49:07 PM »
> Wait until it is facing us properly, then let loose with a horizontal wave of exploding bullets.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest XII - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2015, 11:04:21 PM »
> Wait until it is facing us properly, then let loose with a horizontal wave of exploding bullets.

>Where will you be sending these bullets?

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Re: Sword Quest XII - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2015, 11:43:39 PM »
> From left to right in front of us, roughly centered on the center of the behemoth's face, angled upward or downward as needed to be aimed at the behemoth's face.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest XII - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2015, 11:51:05 PM »
> From left to right in front of us, roughly centered on the center of the behemoth's face, angled upward or downward as needed to be aimed at the behemoth's face.

>You do so, as twists around to come at you from above. You unleash the wave of shots and the behemoth snakes underneath them. They explode, peppering its back, but its jaws are closing in on you!

>_

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Re: Sword Quest XII - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2015, 11:57:46 PM »
> Given it was coming at us from above, but tried to avoid our exploding bullets by going underneath them, is it on the same level as us? Or is it still above us?
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest XII - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2015, 12:06:12 AM »
> Given it was coming at us from above, but tried to avoid our exploding bullets by going underneath them, is it on the same level as us? Or is it still above us?

>It is still above you, but coming from a different and lower angle now.

>_

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Re: Sword Quest XII - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2015, 01:11:40 AM »
> Bolt back leftward, sword at the ready in our right hand. The instant any part of the behemoth gets within uncomfortably close sword range, slash at it.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest XII - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2015, 03:29:08 AM »
> Bolt back leftward, sword at the ready in our right hand. The instant any part of the behemoth gets within uncomfortably close sword range, slash at it.

>You bolt back, as its maw opens wide, and it turns its head to the side to try and snap you up. Its nose comes close, and you slash at it! Again you feel the sensation of cords cutting, and a small gash opens. It does not stop.

>_

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Re: Sword Quest XII - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2015, 03:34:29 AM »
> Did it actually get us?
> If not, is it still coming?
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest XII - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2015, 03:37:32 AM »
> Did it actually get us?
> If not, is it still coming?

>Not yet, and it is still coming.

>_

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Re: Sword Quest XII - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2015, 03:45:49 AM »
> Continue leftward, but turning our travel into something of a strafing circle rather than a simple straight line to the left. Keep slashing as the behemoth gets into appropriate range.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest XII - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2015, 04:14:26 AM »
> Continue leftward, but turning our travel into something of a strafing circle rather than a simple straight line to the left. Keep slashing as the behemoth gets into appropriate range.

>You strafe leftward, and the behemoth follows, closing in! You slash at its nose again, but your blade bounces off the scales.

>_

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Re: Sword Quest XII - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #13 on: December 09, 2015, 05:02:45 AM »
> Keep circle-strafing, and try a stab at the nose next.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest XII - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2015, 05:49:41 AM »
> Keep circle-strafing, and try a stab at the nose next.

>You keep circling, and it keeps up, then lunches forward with jaws open!

>_

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Re: Sword Quest XII - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #15 on: December 09, 2015, 05:52:53 AM »
> Wide enough that we could pass through?
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest XII - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #16 on: December 09, 2015, 06:42:22 AM »
> Wide enough that we could pass through?

>Pass through in what sense? You could theoretically slide between them, trying to get from one side of its mouth to the other, but this would be profoundly unwise to try. You could try to go into its throat, but this would be cramped and you do not like the look of that purple glow at all.

>_

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Re: Sword Quest XII - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #17 on: December 09, 2015, 11:10:43 AM »
> Was thinking the second one. Has that purple glow always been there?
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest XII - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #18 on: December 09, 2015, 11:23:18 AM »
> Was thinking the second one. Has that purple glow always been there?

>As far as you know.

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Re: Sword Quest XII - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #19 on: December 09, 2015, 11:46:30 AM »
> How long do we have before it is upon us?
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest XII - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #20 on: December 09, 2015, 12:01:40 PM »
> How long do we have before it is upon us?

>Some remnants of a second.

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Re: Sword Quest XII - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #21 on: December 09, 2015, 12:18:31 PM »
Crap, I might actually have to try this.

> When we say jumping down this thing's throat would be 'cramped', how little space are we talking here? Would we still have enough room to swing a sword with any decent amount of force?
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest XII - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #22 on: December 09, 2015, 12:20:02 PM »
> When we say jumping down this thing's throat would be 'cramped', how little space are we talking here? Would we still have enough room to swing a sword with any decent amount of force?

>You aren't sure, you don't really have time to makes precise measurements, but you feel that having the freedom to swing your sword around would be too much to hope for.

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Re: Sword Quest XII - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #23 on: December 09, 2015, 12:33:09 PM »
Okay, most important question time, particularly since we still have our cloak on.

> How wet and gross does it look inside the behemoth?
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest XII - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #24 on: December 09, 2015, 01:01:51 PM »
> How wet and gross does it look inside the behemoth?

>Not very, at the glance you have right now. More like hot and quite plausibly fatal.

>_

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Re: Sword Quest XII - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #25 on: December 09, 2015, 01:13:52 PM »
Oh, well, when you put it that way.

> Down! No sword-swinging this time, either, all efforts must be focused on speed and agility.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest XII - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #26 on: December 09, 2015, 01:19:43 PM »
> Down! No sword-swinging this time, either, all efforts must be focused on speed and agility.

>You drop, forcing yourself to descend faster than you can fall. The behemoth's jaws close around you, its teeth coming toward your face! It takes all of your discipline not to flinch, not to try to lessen the pain of the inevitable. Then there is only sky and scales in front of you, before a jolt of pain races through your scalp. Then you are falling away toward the surface, vaguely aware that someone is shouting for you. Futo?

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Re: Sword Quest XII - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #27 on: December 09, 2015, 01:23:29 PM »
> Ugh...
> Worry about the shouting later. Rebalance ourselves and refocus first.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest XII - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #28 on: December 09, 2015, 09:08:35 PM »
> Ugh...
> Worry about the shouting later. Rebalance ourselves and refocus first.

>You take a moment to refocus. In the meantime, the behemoth seems to realize that it missed, and moves to strike again from above!

>_

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Re: Sword Quest XII - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #29 on: December 09, 2015, 09:44:13 PM »
> How close is it?
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"