Wait, it wasn't a crumb? :derp:
Sorry for being a slop. Couldn't find the motivation to scumpost. Gave myself the excuse that my past apathetic town games gave me enough meta leeway to get away with it but that isn't really true.
I thought I could convince Affinity to drop the pseudo-*YLO thing because it's mod knowledge blah blah but it wouldn't have mattered, there was no way to justify Mitsuki not dying. Maybe after PX claiming wondershot, eh.