Sometimes 4chan gets it right

[Alice★f]

Doing it wrong.

I have to admit, I'm not so good at this~  :blush:

[Mr_Bob]

Spoiler:

triangles is way better at this than me, and that makes me sad

You two make a lovely tag team.  Though maybe you just need to work on your angle.

[triangles]

"I don't know what ZUN was thinking when he came up with the UFO cast."
"Yeah, they Shou were terrible!"
"DOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

"I wish I was Koishi and could shut off my third eye when I play SA"
"But you don't have a third eye."
"Ok, I'll settle for my first and second."
"DOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

You two make a lovely tag team.  Though maybe you just need to work on your angle.

DOOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHO!

[UncertainJakutten]

"Hey, guess which touhou game is my favorite?"
"Perfect Cherry Blossom?"
"No, Imperishable Night"
"Why?"
"Because it 's the easiest one to sleep through!"
"DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO"

[Menorah Jams, Pham]

"Y'know, Ran is my favorite Touhou."
"Really?  Why's that?"
"Her name is a reminder of what I should've done when I first encountered the fandom!"
"DOOOOOHOHOHOHOHO"

[Silent Harmony]

This thread is the best thing I've read in weeks.

Wish I could come up with some of my own to keep the spirit of the thread, but I'm drawing blanks...

[Menorah Jams, Pham]

"I think I had too much to drink!  I'm starting to see pink clouds shooting lasers!"
"Nope, you're not drunk, that's Unzan!"
"You're kidding!  I'm really far gone, I could have sworn I saw the pink laser cloud punch somebody!"
"Nope!  Still Unzan!"
"Are you sure?  I could have sworn that the power-ups in Ten Desires were back to the way they were before UFO!"
"Here, give me some of that!"
"DOOOOHOHOHOHOHO"!

[Unassuming Squid]

"You know, Subterranean Animism is my favorite Touhou game."
"Why's that?"
"Because ZUN finally made the players do what I've been telling them this whole time."
"Go to Hell!"
"DOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

[Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin]

"'Highly responsive to prayers'? Yeah, that's false advertizing!"
"Why's that?"
"Well I was praying that there wouldn't be any sequels!"
"DOHOHOHOHOHOHO"

[ActionDan]

"Why does Marisa ride a broom? why not a more comfortable magically enhanced seat?"
"Well, it's because she's a witch!"
"which doesn't answer my question!"
"DOHOHOHOHOHOHO"