Mission 3, The Charismatic Speech - Results
IPs and IMs, I am happy to announce that nobody died during the speeches. With the previous party, someone said some rude things and well... below you can see the result captured on a photo.
Anyway, without letting the guests wait too much, the results!
SubmissionThe results are so charismatic, it needed to be done vocal as well! Please listen warmly to the winner. I will post the full text after a while.[attach=1]
Full text + judgement details below.Please read it warmly after listening to the above audio file :3
The three judges who have judged the submissions:
Lady Arashi, Sir Purvis & Gentleman Sapz.They have judged with the following criteria on a 0-10 scale:
- Charisma factor - Impression, attraction, charisma.
- Jaooooo factor - Missing word = -1. Any genius/cleverness was rewarded. Correct usage.
- Reimu factor - Can Reimu enjoy herself here? Is there enough food? Are there events? Creativity = rewarded, else standard 6 is given.
Word list was: Pad - Stab - Scarlet Devil Launcher - Chi - Charisma - Books
Iryan:
Charisma: Oh my, I'm being greeted by a warm and friendly Microsoft Sam! 8 Points
Jaooooo: No Chi that I could hear after two listens through. Otherwise, good woid use. 7 points
Reimu Factor: Not exceptional, but not bad. 6 Points.
21 Points overall.
Caedo:
Charimsa: Hmmm, this could use some more passion. Doesn't have the charm of Iryan's soothing monotone. Also, it's way way too quiet. 6 points.
Jaooooo: All the words are there, launching pad made me grin. Stabbed was a bit forced. 7 points.
Reimu: Meh. 6 points.
19 points overall.
Trancibald
Charisma: Well delivered, but welcoming? But you know what? I didn't have to download this one and put it on my playlist like the rest of these mooks forced me to. 9.5 Points
Jaooooo: No Chi that I could hear after four listens. Kinda a pause too. Was that a Sakuya insult? 6 points
Reimu Factor: Nonexceptional. 6 Points
21.5 points overall.
Rdj
Charisma: Kinda halting, but otherwise quite welcoming. It feels like the kinda place where you steal the silverware! 9 points
Jaooooo: Got all the words, but some were quite forced. 7 points
Reimu: Mmm, some events. 7 points.
23 points overall.
Roukan.
Charisma: This isn't welcoming at all! But Microsoft Iryan is soothing... 7.5 Points
Jaooooo: They're all there! Some clever uses. 7 Points
Reimu: Eh. 6 points
20.5 points overall.
Iryan
Charisma: 8+1/10. The accent is pretty excellent, and +1 for taking on someone else's speech, too!
Jaooooo: 7/10. Pretty standard, but I thought 'pad' and 'stab' were nicely done.
Reimu: 6/10.
Average: 7.333/10
Dormio
Charisma: 8/10. Very suave.
Jaooooo: 5/10. No pads? Perhaps an attempt at being tactful, but nevertheless, -1 point.
Reimu: 9/10. Trips to the moon, food, and charisma contests? Nice.
Hmm... you trod very close to the 'not thanking people' line, but I suppose it's implicit. No penalty from me.
Average: 7.333/10.
Trance
Charisma: 7/10. You sound very wary of your guests. Fair enough, I suppose. :V
Jaooooo: 6/10. All words used, good stuff.
Reimu: 6/10. Activities, eh? What kind of activities would they be?
Same story as Dormio. Treading veeeery close to the penalty line. It's a good thing I'm so lenient, eh?
Average: 6.333/10
rdj
Charisma: 9/10. Cool, collected, courteous.
Jaooooo: 10/10! The pad line made me grin, I must admit. Jaooooo maxed out!
Reimu: 9/10 There does seem to be a lot going on. A good time had by everyone, indeed.
Average: 9.333/10.
Roukan
Charisma: 9/10. Iryan's excellent accent again, plus sounding like a very sinister butler. Was considering -1 for not doing it yourself, but I suppose not.
Jaooooo: 8/10. All words used, and pretty creatively too.
Reimu: 6/10. ...Well, you didn't suggest much to do other than sit and feel threatened. :V
Okay, really this time, no thanking the Mistress here. I suppose you could count thanking the gate guard, but alas. -5.
Average: 6/10 or 2.666/10 depending on how Hele's crazy scoring system works. I'd go with the former, but who knows?
Iryan:
Charisma: Mmmm. Your accent is lovely. I wouldn't have even thought I liked German accents. 7
Jaooooo: 6
Reimu: I kind of want to ding you for using WAV and making me download a 10 meg file for a one minute speech (>=|), but I won't since Hele explicitly listed it as a valid format. 6
Average: 6.333...
Dormio:
Charisma: Average. There's nothing that stands out, but it's not bad either. 6
Jaooooo: 6
Reimu: 6
Average: 6
Trance:
Charisma: Again, nothing special but not bad either. A rather long hesitation in there at one point though. 5
Jaooooo: The context of "pad" in here is confusing me, I don't get how pads were any use for the Scarlet Devil Launcher (it may also count as a Sakuya pad joke but I'll leave that judgement to Helepolis). I like the jab at Marisa near the end and the rhyme between "activities" and "festivities" though. 7
Reimu: 6
Average: 6
rdj:
Charisma: Oh god I had to really try hard to not laugh way loud in public when you got to the one part (it should be obvious which but I don't want to ruin the joke for anyone reading the judging remarks before listening to the speeches =P). 8
Jaooooo: I like the choice of using "pad" as in the slang for "house", "living space", what-have-you. 7
Reimu: 6
Average: 7
Rou:
Charisma: This speech. It is the funniest speech. I love it. Plus you get a boost on the actual charisma from Iryan's accent. :V (Though I'm sure yours is lovely too, it's not here to judge with. =P) 9.5
Jaooooo: "Stab a guess" is... kind of a weird turn of phrase, I think you were going for "take a stab", but I think the "stab" (ba-dum-tish) at Marisa for the "books" more than cancels it out even if she is one of my favorites. 8
Reimu: Since Iryan recorded it, see remark for him, but even less not getting dinged for it since it's not even your fault. :V 6
Average: 7.8333...
Charismatic Excel for Mission 3:
Final averages
Actually Roukan has won in score, however he is already an IM. Therefore, the contest was only between the IPs, but mandatory for all IMs as well. Thank you for joining in.
