Author Topic: I Wanna Be The Magical Girl! (Read 80698 times)

Moerin · « **Reply #300 on:** January 23, 2011, 06:53:23 PM »

Quote from: It's Knot Purvis! on January 23, 2011, 05:41:24 PM

~~>Or the Twig and Berries?~~
>Nod. "I'll look into that."

>He nods back.
>"Now how about we get back to class for the time being?"

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #301 on:** January 23, 2011, 07:00:16 PM »

>"Alright. Um, was all that an act, or do you really get that excited about literature, sir?"

Fightest · « **Reply #302 on:** January 23, 2011, 07:01:08 PM »

Quote from: Magical Moerin~♥ on January 23, 2011, 06:53:23 PM

>He nods back.
>"Now how about we get back to class for the time being?"

> "Sure!"
> Seriousface, do the whole "I'm watching you" hand-gesture behind his back as we go in.

Moerin · « **Reply #303 on:** January 23, 2011, 07:22:31 PM »

Quote from: It's Knot Purvis! on January 23, 2011, 07:00:16 PM

>"Alright. Um, was all that an act, or do you really get that excited about literature, sir?"

>"There is nothing more beautiful in this world than a finely written piece of prose!"

Quote from: Fightest on January 23, 2011, 07:01:08 PM

> "Sure!"
> Seriousface, do the whole "I'm watching you" hand-gesture behind his back as we go in.

>You return to class and take your seat beside Romana.
>The rest of the class goes by without much incident, and soon you find yourself heading to your final class of the day, PE. Joy.
>You head to the girl's changing room with Romana, and soon after you arrive Lorelei also shows up.
>Unfortunately, as you stop to greet Lorelei, a couple of the other girls march menacingly up to Romana.
>"Oh, like, look at her hair! Like, have you ever heard of, like, conditioner?"
>"Ohmygawd, those glasses make you totally look like a dork, girl! Take 'em off!"
>One of the girls makes a grab for Romana's glasses.

Marokuu · « **Reply #304 on:** January 23, 2011, 07:26:17 PM »

>Snatch the girl's wrist as she makes the grab.
>Glare

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #305 on:** January 23, 2011, 07:27:05 PM »

>"Hey, why don't you buy her a drink first, jerk?"

Fightest · « **Reply #306 on:** January 24, 2011, 12:35:28 AM »

> "Or am I going to find out someone else needs a trip to the nurse's office as well?"

Moerin · « **Reply #307 on:** January 24, 2011, 03:52:47 AM »

Quote from: Okuu on January 23, 2011, 07:26:17 PM

>Snatch the girl's wrist as she makes the grab.
>Glare

Quote from: It's Knot Purvis! on January 23, 2011, 07:27:05 PM

>"Hey, why don't you buy her a drink first, jerk?"

Quote from: Fightest on January 24, 2011, 12:35:28 AM

> "Or am I going to find out someone else needs a trip to the nurse's office as well?"

>You grab her wrist and address her in a somewhat threatening tone.
>"Like, what the hell are you doing, lamoid? You should, like, totally mind your own business!"
>The other girl (who looks almost identical to the glasses-snatcher, although less in a "they look related" way and more in a "they look like they came off the same production line" way) glares at you.
>"Like, butt out, Maggie, or whatever! We're, like, totally not hurting anyone here!"
>Romana has quickly moved away from the girls, and is currently cowering behind you.

Jana · « **Reply #308 on:** January 24, 2011, 03:56:57 AM »

>~~Punch 'em in the dick!~~
>Assume yandere girl eyes, if we are capable of them.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #309 on:** January 24, 2011, 03:58:19 AM »

>"You really shouldn't be picking on Romana when you have that bit of fat bulge over you belt line like that."

Fightest · « **Reply #310 on:** January 24, 2011, 09:20:27 AM »

Quote from: It's Knot Purvis! on January 24, 2011, 03:58:19 AM

>"You really shouldn't be picking on Romana when you have that bit of fat bulge over you belt line like that."

> Pah, we can do better than that!
> Poke the second girl in the eyes.
> Blow imaginary smoke off our poking fingers.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #311 on:** January 24, 2011, 05:33:36 PM »

>No no, fighting results in detentions and shits! No beating up the non-monsters.
>But simply observing minor but embarrassing physical flaws? Well, that's not against the rules.

Moerin · « **Reply #312 on:** January 24, 2011, 09:45:55 PM »

Quote from: Jana on January 24, 2011, 03:56:57 AM

>~~Punch 'em in the dick!~~
>Assume yandere girl eyes, if we are capable of them.

>~~Cannot get ye flask.~~
>

>The girls involuntarily shudder for reasons they can't seem to figure out.

Quote from: It's Knot Purvis! on January 24, 2011, 03:58:19 AM

>"You really shouldn't be picking on Romana when you have that bit of fat bulge over you belt line like that."

Quote from: Fightest on January 24, 2011, 09:20:27 AM

> Pah, we can do better than that!
> Poke the second girl in the eyes.
> Blow imaginary smoke off our poking fingers.

Quote from: It's Knot Purvis! on January 24, 2011, 05:33:36 PM

>No no, fighting results in detentions and shits! No beating up the non-monsters.
>But simply observing minor but embarrassing physical flaws? Well, that's not against the rules.

>She looks down at her waist in a panic.
>"Wh-what but I like totally do pilates every day and, like, totally only eat celery!"
>"Sh-she's totally right, Ashley! There's, like, disgusting fat all over you!"
>"Ohmygawd Ashleigh we totally need to hit the gym after school!"
>The two continue panicking, completely forgetting the whole bullying thing.

>"Um... Th-thank you, M-mary..."
>Romana trembles as she speaks. And it seems like she's been holding onto your arm since she decided to hide behind you.
>Lorelei makes a muffled giggle at the two of you.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #313 on:** January 24, 2011, 09:49:13 PM »

Up until this point, I never considered how hilarious the combination of psycho eyes and catty remarks would be.

>"Only celery? Wow, she is going to have some deficiencies..."
>Glance at Lorelei: "Hey, what're you laughing about?"

Moerin · « **Reply #314 on:** January 25, 2011, 10:50:06 PM »

Quote from: It's Knot Purvis! on January 24, 2011, 09:49:13 PM

Up until this point, I never considered how hilarious the combination of psycho eyes and catty remarks would be.

>"Only celery? Wow, she is going to have some deficiencies..."
>Glance at Lorelei: "Hey, what're you laughing about?"

>Lorelei tries to stiffle her giggling.
>"Oh, um, nothing... Heheh... Have you always been such a... Knight, for want of a better word?"

>The parser apologises for the generally slow rate of updates recently. Hopefully this will soon be rectified.

Kasu · « **Reply #315 on:** January 25, 2011, 10:56:11 PM »

> "Well I can't have people bullying one of my friends now can I?"

Moerin · « **Reply #316 on:** January 25, 2011, 11:06:33 PM »

Quote from: Kasunagi-no-Tsurugi on January 25, 2011, 10:56:11 PM

> "Well I can't have people bullying one of my friends now can I?"

>"Heh... There's too few people like you in the world, Mary."
>Romana squeaks, and clings tighter.
>"Y-y-you m-mean it? We're f-friends?"

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #317 on:** January 25, 2011, 11:15:01 PM »

>"God, I hope there's not more of me. That'd just be confusing. What happens when one of them gets a traffic ticket? I'd get stuck with it!"

Janitor Morgan · « **Reply #318 on:** January 26, 2011, 01:11:29 AM »

> After that, turn to Romana and smile.
> "And yes, we are."

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #319 on:** January 26, 2011, 01:15:01 AM »

>"Though Stargate's still better."

Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin · « **Reply #320 on:** January 26, 2011, 05:21:31 AM »

Quote from: It's Knot Purvis! on January 26, 2011, 01:15:01 AM

>"Though Stargate's still better."

> Wink.

Moerin · « **Reply #321 on:** January 27, 2011, 08:59:17 PM »

Quote from: It's Knot Purvis! on January 25, 2011, 11:15:01 PM

>"God, I hope there's not more of me. That'd just be confusing. What happens when one of them gets a traffic ticket? I'd get stuck with it!"

>Lorelei seems to be stuck between giggling and staring at you like you were some deranged lunatic.
>"Um... Right, uh... You're a very strange person, Mary, but I guess it's for the best. I think."

Quote from: Ika rdj on January 26, 2011, 01:11:29 AM

> After that, turn to Romana and smile.
> "And yes, we are."

>Romana squeaks again. She's starting to draw stares from around the room.
>"Ah... Um, uh... Th-th-thank you, M-mary~"
>She smiles weakly back at you.

Quote from: It's Knot Purvis! on January 26, 2011, 01:15:01 AM

>"Though Stargate's still better."

Quote from: KimikoMuffin on January 26, 2011, 05:21:31 AM

> Wink.

>"Um... W-well, D-doctor Who is e-even b-better! H-hah!"
>She sticks her tongue out at you. Well, tries to. All she gets out is the tip, before quickly withdrawing it back in and mumbling incoherently to herself.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #322 on:** January 27, 2011, 09:49:26 PM »

>"I'm gonna have to give you a swirly if you keep up that kinda crazy talk, Romana."
>Warm smile, pat on the back.
>Finish getting ready for class.

Kasu · « **Reply #323 on:** January 27, 2011, 10:24:19 PM »

> Do some mind readin' while we get ready.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #324 on:** January 27, 2011, 10:56:01 PM »

>Respect peoples' mental privacy. =[

Whatthe · « **Reply #325 on:** January 27, 2011, 11:47:26 PM »

>Keep an eye out for anyone acting strange enough to warrant mind-reading. With all of Paprika's animal-people lurking around, it wouldn't be too surprising if our gym partner was a monkey.

Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin · « **Reply #326 on:** January 28, 2011, 06:58:38 AM »

> Or a snake. Or an ocelot.

> Mentally go off on a tangent about a snake that was water-elemental or metal-elemental.

Fightest · « **Reply #327 on:** January 28, 2011, 07:39:06 AM »

Quote from: KimikoMuffin on January 28, 2011, 06:58:38 AM

> Or a snake. Or an ocelot.

> Mentally go off on a tangent about a snake that was water-elemental or metal-elemental.

> The snake was obviously located on an imaginary point on a binary phase diagram that marked the temperature at which the second of two phases, the first of which had already solidified, started to solidify as well.

Thata no Guykoro · « **Reply #328 on:** January 29, 2011, 01:52:46 PM »

Wait, what?

Fightest · « **Reply #329 on:** January 29, 2011, 04:43:58 PM »

Quote from: Quercus Thatguy on January 29, 2011, 01:52:46 PM

Wait, what?

The solidus point/line.