[Challenge]This is where I make my stand

[UncertainJakutten]

Yeah, NetHack is easy to understand. Just a pain in the ass to beat :p.

[HakureiSM]

I got to level 2 the other day, it was awesome :V

[Moerin]

I've already decided on cyberpunk anyways.  I'm far more familiar with that topic, so it's the one most likely to yield something at least half-decent.

And if worst comes to worst, I can always just rip-off Blade Runner or .hack// or even Lawnmower Man.

...Kidding about Lawnmower Man, of course.  Shitty piece of shit that it is should probably never be ripped-off, ahah.

[MayKissingDoveWyks]

Nothing's in the way of fucking up and making it horrible either.   :derp:

No duh  :V

[Bitmap]

.hack//

Bullcrap, you better not rip the netslum idea from it.

[Hello Purvis]

Bullcrap, you better not rip the netslum idea from it.

I remember what happened last time Bitmap told Theorist he better not rip off a thing. =3<

ALSO OUR BOOKIE SUCKS.

[Bitmap]

I remember what happened last time Bitmap told Theorist he better not rip off a thing. =3<

ALSO OUR BOOKIE SUCKS.

meanie.

[Moerin]

Welp, it's a start at least.  And already 1745 words.  Huh.

[Hello Purvis]

As a reminder, 2000 words is the floor, not the ceiling.

[Lloyd Dunamis]

I am just as confused as you are.... ._.

I'm not confused though, just late...and uber surprised that, well, of all people...in a "I challenge---!!" context... my name's written in bold, large text >.<;;
...Though it went BMP vs Moerin, so.........uhm... *calms down* =w=

They assumed you were no challenge for me so they gave me auto IP and told me to go against Moerin for ID.

Th-that's what I fear, too... but I know Ruro-senpai wouldn't do that to me, or to anyone T///////T...
(ge---, d-does that mean I have to be challenged by someone equally semi-active or something? Muh, time restrictions >_<...)

*pats Lloyd*
You're so funny when you try to act all tough.

*is patted* >///////< W-well, it takes almost all my courage just to respond and click the Post button... especially if it's a late response... What more if...if I've been challenged?...a-a-and by a new guy at that...! >///////////<

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I was really hoping that you and Baka would go against each other. Would've been real interesting :3

I'm feeling both anticipation and worry for that :ohdear:...b-but I can't deny that it would've been interesting.
When I was quick-reading, I thought Kilga was, say, summoned here to respond to what will be IP vs IP --a match that will bring no wins or losses or something because we're both princesses--, but then the first posts I read happened with BMP not yet IP >.<;;

...Looking at the challenge, and BMP's enthusiasm, I'll be fried by him in no time ;_;...

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The moe thing is obviously an act. Lloyd could kill any one of us at any time he chooses with relatively little difficulty

Spoiler:

possibly through moe-induced heart attacks.

...Y-you don't know me enough then ;_;...

Spoiler:

Also, I'd die before I get to kill someone... w-well, not really, but......

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Was nothing learned from the follow of the ostrich?

Oh wow, was that a Metroid reference by any chance? >w<

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OK, sorry for misreading you.

I'll be brave enough, and say what Tengu...eh no, Amate---eeeeeeeh! >.<
---and say what Ammy said, too.

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Nnnn, as final note...
BMP, Get up and fight! I'm rooting for you! >w<


...Do ask, PM or IRC me (when I happen to be online in MotK, I'm also in IRC) if any part of my post led you to some misunderstanding >.<

[Bitmap]

Here is my entry.

[Hello Purvis]

I do hope no one has forgotten. There is still time to update, edit, and rewrite as needs be.

[Bitmap]

I do hope no one has forgotten. There is still time to update, edit, and rewrite as needs be.

Oh, I thought it ended today. Great, it means another day of editing. I might have some time to annoy people on IRC now. Thanks. But honestly, I'd admit I almost forgot about this.

[Janitor Morgan]

aaaaaa gotta write three chapters in 8-9 hours

on top of other things I have to do this week

I WILL NOT FAIL

[Bitmap]

aaaaaa gotta write three chapters in 8-9 hours

on top of other things I have to do this week

I WILL NOT FAIL

Why must everyone hijack this challenge?

[Hello Purvis]

Challenge are for the Transient People.

[Janitor Morgan]

Why must everyone hijack this challenge?

I just saw NetHack Gensokyo as a prompt and jumped on it. If it had been outside this challenge, I would have done the same thing. =P

[Moerin]

Haven't forgotten, just needed to sort out what I was doing for the next update.  Which will occur shortly and take my wordcount up to 2655~

[Esifex]

* Tokikofex comes in and promptly steps all over Purvis' toes

You may reign supreme in here, Purv, and I won't challenge that.
But you brought this challenge into PSL.

And in PSL, I am one of the powers behind the throne.

You will not judge the literary portion of the challenge. I will.

[Pesco]

Talking big when you ain't even a legit Librarian :V

[Bitmap]

Talking big when you ain't even a legit Librarian :V

Hey, I'm a legit idiot at least... wait, that didn't come out right. Oh shi-

[Janitor Morgan]

Beep.

I wanted to get the last chapter done today, but I don't think it's going to happen. At least I can end it there, and not have it left on a cliffhanger.

[Esifex]

Talking big when you ain't even a legit Librarian :V

Who needs a nametag when you have all the necessary credentials and endorsement?

:smug:

[Pesco]

Yours wasn't a god-given power :trollface:

[communist unity (comm-unity)]

Yours wasn't a god-given power :trollface:

pesco has been nightkilled

he was the TOWN COP YOU IDIOTS

[Bitmap]

Finally done, only time will tell who is victorious yet I always feel that my writing is very flawed.

[Hello Purvis]

Judging on part two will begin sometime when I am more awake and feel like reading. You dun want me judging right now, I'd be an ass. In the meantime...

A maiden most not only have a keen eye and a way for words, she must also have a proper ear and a sense of timing.

The third and final contest shall be a video editing contest. Your task is to take any video of any Lunatic difficulty playthrough of Touhou and apply fitting music to it. When I say playthrough, it can be anything, as long as it is Touhou and lunatic difficulty. Once you have completed this task, you will upload it onto youtube and PM the link to me. You have all the power you can get to edit at your fingertips and mangle these these songs to fit your desires, but you may not edit the video itself; only the audio. Preserve the sound effects, and make sure they don't drown out your music.

The deadline shall be this Saturday, at 9 PM EST.

But Purvis, you might say, I don't have the tools to do this! Lucky for you, Kilga already took care of that! Isn't that nice of him?

Guidelines!
-Be funny! Humor shall win you the most points.
-Don't use bad music. I don't like bad music, I like good music. Bad music shall cost you points unless you use it very very well.
-There is a certain most excellent song that people are fond of these kinds of things. You are not forbidden from using it. BUT! In using it, you place a powerful onus on yourself to make it perfect, or I shall dock many points for bad meme use.
-Don't forget to upload it to youtube, because I am not going codec hunting.

As a bonus, once all entries are in, I shall post them, and let the forum assist me with the judging! Assist, of course, as I have no problem overriding you all if you happen to make wrong choices or decide to make it a popularity contest.

I would wish you luck, but instead I shall wish you do well.

[Moerin]

Well, this should prove... Interesting.  Never put together a video before in my life, so... This has the potential to be a trainwreck, but we'll see how it turns out~

[theshirn]

inb4 Guile'sThemeGoesWithEverything

[Moerin]

inb4 Guile'sThemeGoesWithEverything

Oh please, that's far too predictable.  Number one rule of comedy: don't give the people what they expect~ :3