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Suddenly a Shrine Maiden throws a needle at you; Roll to Dodge!
« on: October 18, 2010, 01:36:52 AM »
What is "Roll to Dodge!"?

Roll to Dodge! Is an old forum game that I once played use to play witnessed. I still remember the rules to this day, and all of the fun that was to be had. I'll explain the rules below, but first:

What is the story or "Roll to Dodge!"?


"You wake up in a grassy field. Go!"

Roll to Dodge! is a unique text adventure, in that you don't control one character. You control yourself. Each person that submits an action will be acting of their own accord, on their own character. Characters may interact with the environment and each other any way they wish. Because of this, you may only submit one action per roll. I will take the latest action you submit, and if you accidentally make two actions at once, I will take only the second one. If I catch it before the time I update, however, I'll attempt to leave a warning.

Updates will take place at 8:00 - 9:00 p.m. EST. About 1:00-2:00 a.m. GMT. This will give everyone a 24 hour chance to submit actions for themselves.

What kind of actions you can perform? Well, first of all, try to avoid doing something too obscene. Outside of that, however, your actions and the consequences are only ruled by two things: Your imagination, and these:

That's right! When I update every day, I will be rolling a die. This is part of the reason behind why this game is called "Roll to Dodge!" Any action you make has a chance of failure or success based on the outcome of a 1d6 roll. Here's a breakdown of what happens:

1 - Epic Fail: The exact opposite happens
2 - Fail: You fail to complete the action
3 - Troubling Success: You complete the action, however not without trouble or damage.
4 - Success: You complete the action. That's it.
5 - Perfect Success: You complete the action well enough that you receive a boost from the outcome
6 - Overshoot: You complete the action so utterly thoroughly that something unintended happens.

Of course, the other part of the reason why this game is called "Roll to Dodge!" is because you also have to dodge things. Players may attack one another, and the Environment (as well as any denizens of which) may attack players of their own free will as well. If you are attacked, I will automatically roll for your character. Here is a breakdown of how the roll affects you:

1 - Fatal Wound: You die
2 - Serious Wound: If attacked again within the next two turns, if you roll a 3 or lower, you will die.
3 - Grazed Wound: Your next roll will suffer a -1 penelty
4 - Graze Clothing: You take no damage, Nothing happens
5 - Graze Score: Your next roll will gain a +1 boon
6 - Counter: The attack will - If a player - be forced to roll to dodge, or if part of the environment, be destroied/defeated.

In short:
- You control your own character
- You can submit (almost) any action
- Every 24 hours, I will roll a die to see if you succeed or fail your action
- You wake up in a grassy field. Go!
« Last Edit: October 18, 2010, 02:03:14 AM by Zakeri »

theshirn

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Re: Suddenly a Shrine Maiden throws a needle at you; Roll to Dodge!
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2010, 01:38:44 AM »
> Light a torch so the grues don't eat me.

[09:46] <theshim|work> there is nothing like working for a real estate company to make one contemplate arson

Doll.S CUBE

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Re: Suddenly a Shrine Maiden throws a needle at you; Roll to Dodge!
« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2010, 01:44:36 AM »
> Look around for anyone else.

Serela

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Re: Suddenly a Shrine Maiden throws a needle at you; Roll to Dodge!
« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2010, 01:45:08 AM »
>Hug my pillow to my chest protectively
<mauvecow> see this is how evil works in reality, it just wears you down with bureaucracy until you don't care anymore

Re: Suddenly a Shrine Maiden throws a needle at you; Roll to Dodge!
« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2010, 01:46:44 AM »
>Build up defences.

Like that?

Blitzer

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Re: Suddenly a Shrine Maiden throws a needle at you; Roll to Dodge!
« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2010, 01:48:14 AM »
>Warp self into Iku Quest-era Gensokyo.

Re: Suddenly a Shrine Maiden throws a needle at you; Roll to Dodge!
« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2010, 01:48:59 AM »
>Look around for some sort of shelter.

Kilgamayan

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Re: Suddenly a Shrine Maiden throws a needle at you; Roll to Dodge!
« Reply #7 on: October 18, 2010, 01:51:40 AM »
> Search for nearby Touhous.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

Hero999

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Re: Suddenly a Shrine Maiden throws a needle at you; Roll to Dodge!
« Reply #8 on: October 18, 2010, 02:18:37 AM »
> Freeze some leaves

Drake

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Re: Suddenly a Shrine Maiden throws a needle at you; Roll to Dodge!
« Reply #9 on: October 18, 2010, 02:28:22 AM »
> Harakiri

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Re: Suddenly a Shrine Maiden throws a needle at you; Roll to Dodge!
« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2010, 02:42:09 AM »
> Magical girl transformation

Phlegeth

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Re: Suddenly a Shrine Maiden throws a needle at you; Roll to Dodge!
« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2010, 02:50:26 AM »
>Look for food stuff

Von Stein

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Re: Suddenly a Shrine Maiden throws a needle at you; Roll to Dodge!
« Reply #12 on: October 18, 2010, 03:01:44 AM »
>Perform a face melting guitar solo.
Can't think of a good signature.
More lilies maybe?

Re: Suddenly a Shrine Maiden throws a needle at you; Roll to Dodge!
« Reply #13 on: October 18, 2010, 03:43:59 AM »
> Start penning a epic poem version of EoSD.  In Beowolf era Old English.
I have...a terrible need...shall I say the word?...of religion. Then I go out at night and paint the stars.

theshirn

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Re: Suddenly a Shrine Maiden throws a needle at you; Roll to Dodge!
« Reply #14 on: October 18, 2010, 03:47:39 AM »
> Start penning a epic poem version of EoSD.  In Beowolf era Old English.
must resist urge

[09:46] <theshim|work> there is nothing like working for a real estate company to make one contemplate arson

Re: Suddenly a Shrine Maiden throws a needle at you; Roll to Dodge!
« Reply #15 on: October 18, 2010, 03:50:20 AM »
What did I get wrong?
I have...a terrible need...shall I say the word?...of religion. Then I go out at night and paint the stars.

Kiro

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Re: Suddenly a Shrine Maiden throws a needle at you; Roll to Dodge!
« Reply #16 on: October 18, 2010, 03:56:17 AM »
> Attempt to fly.

Bitz

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Re: Suddenly a Shrine Maiden throws a needle at you; Roll to Dodge!
« Reply #17 on: October 18, 2010, 04:06:02 AM »
> Be Koishi.

Von Stein

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Re: Suddenly a Shrine Maiden throws a needle at you; Roll to Dodge!
« Reply #18 on: October 18, 2010, 04:07:50 AM »
((nolari2: He's trying to resist the urge of actually writing it. To which I say "To hell with it, write it, Jim. Err theshim.))
Can't think of a good signature.
More lilies maybe?

Pesco

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Re: Suddenly a Shrine Maiden throws a needle at you; Roll to Dodge!
« Reply #19 on: October 18, 2010, 04:44:20 AM »
> Kick Kiro in the face

:V

Kiro

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Re: Suddenly a Shrine Maiden throws a needle at you; Roll to Dodge!
« Reply #20 on: October 18, 2010, 05:32:30 AM »
> Kick Kiro in the face

:V

I hope you get a 1 for your roll.

P.S. I love you too. :V

Re: Suddenly a Shrine Maiden throws a needle at you; Roll to Dodge!
« Reply #21 on: October 18, 2010, 05:47:37 AM »
>Become The Bob.

Re: Suddenly a Shrine Maiden throws a needle at you; Roll to Dodge!
« Reply #22 on: October 18, 2010, 06:23:38 AM »
> Acquire and tame a cat.

Fightest

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Re: Suddenly a Shrine Maiden throws a needle at you; Roll to Dodge!
« Reply #23 on: October 18, 2010, 07:20:03 AM »
> Fight everything.

Marokuu

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Re: Suddenly a Shrine Maiden throws a needle at you; Roll to Dodge!
« Reply #24 on: October 18, 2010, 10:15:34 AM »
> attempt to sprout wings
My first attempt at storywriting, looking for critique

Avatar schizophrenia? I don't know what you're talking about.

Dormio Ergo Sum

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Re: Suddenly a Shrine Maiden throws a needle at you; Roll to Dodge!
« Reply #25 on: October 18, 2010, 10:29:36 AM »
>Dig a trench.

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Re: Suddenly a Shrine Maiden throws a needle at you; Roll to Dodge!
« Reply #26 on: October 18, 2010, 10:30:49 AM »
>Manifest a Stand.

Peskkuri

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Re: Suddenly a Shrine Maiden throws a needle at you; Roll to Dodge!
« Reply #27 on: October 18, 2010, 10:32:47 AM »
Because I want to play this game twice :V

> check pockets

E-Nazrin

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Re: Suddenly a Shrine Maiden throws a needle at you; Roll to Dodge!
« Reply #28 on: October 18, 2010, 02:31:59 PM »
>Punch the sun.
There was something here once. Wonder what...

Re: Suddenly a Shrine Maiden throws a needle at you; Roll to Dodge!
« Reply #29 on: October 18, 2010, 03:41:25 PM »
>Apply Old Spice Odor Blocker to foil E-Mouse's plans.