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helvetica

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Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #240 on: August 16, 2009, 12:18:48 AM »
Gross!  No way :<
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Dragoshi

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Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #241 on: August 16, 2009, 12:20:34 AM »
Coup de grace him! Coup de grace him!

Okay, seriously. No. Uh. No idea on what to do about him, sorry. :x
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Tengukami

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Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #242 on: August 16, 2009, 12:22:12 AM »
Set some paper on fire, creating smoke, setting off the fire alarm. Then start screaming. That's how he'll wake up - in a smoke filled room with the alarm going off and you screaming. Better still, record it. Then post a link here.
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Menorah Jams, Pham

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Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #243 on: August 16, 2009, 12:23:37 AM »
Quote from: TheⓈtupidOne on August 16, 2009, 12:13:22 AM
I am bored again and my brother is gone nevermind he is asleep on the couch.  Also I have not eaten all day.  Now what.

C) Stick it in
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trancehime

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Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #244 on: August 16, 2009, 12:24:41 AM »
* TranceHime falls into the thread

Derp. :V That sucks. I don't like your brother, TSO :<
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helvetica

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Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #245 on: August 16, 2009, 12:27:48 AM »
MJP: which one of us? =P
TranceHime: *squeeze*
Amaterasu: I don't see that ending well...
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He thought that on that same day he was to take the city of Priam, but he little knew what was in the mind of Jove, who had many another hard-fought fight in store alike for Danaans and Trojans."

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Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #246 on: August 16, 2009, 12:31:52 AM »
Check his computer for recent viewings of gay porn.

Install a keylogger.
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Tengukami

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Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #247 on: August 16, 2009, 12:36:15 AM »
Quote from: Purjewry on August 16, 2009, 12:31:52 AM
Check his computer for recent viewings of gay porn.

Install a keylogger.

By the same token, maybe he's the careless type who lets his MSN sign in automatically. If so, have fun with his contacts. If not, download a Spy Axe virus to his machine and install it.
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"Human history and growth are both linked closely to strife. Without conflict, humanity would have no impetus for growth. When humans are satisfied with their present condition, they may as well give up on life."

helvetica

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Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #248 on: August 16, 2009, 12:39:46 AM »
I have all of his passwords already.  Plus his PC isn't at home.
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He thought that on that same day he was to take the city of Priam, but he little knew what was in the mind of Jove, who had many another hard-fought fight in store alike for Danaans and Trojans."

Zengar Zombolt

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Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #249 on: August 16, 2009, 12:47:32 AM »
Quote from: TheⓈtupidOne on August 16, 2009, 12:39:46 AM
I have all of his passwords already.  Plus his PC isn't at home.
Draw something in his face.
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helvetica

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Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #250 on: August 16, 2009, 12:49:57 AM »
He's a juggalo, he does that all the time hurrrrr
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He thought that on that same day he was to take the city of Priam, but he little knew what was in the mind of Jove, who had many another hard-fought fight in store alike for Danaans and Trojans."

helvetica

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Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #251 on: August 16, 2009, 12:51:34 AM »
orz now I have hiccups
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He thought that on that same day he was to take the city of Priam, but he little knew what was in the mind of Jove, who had many another hard-fought fight in store alike for Danaans and Trojans."

Tengukami

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Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #252 on: August 16, 2009, 12:54:05 AM »
Quote from: TheⓈtupidOne on August 16, 2009, 12:51:34 AM
orz now I have hiccups

Take a deep breath, hold your nose, swallow the air in your mouth, and think of blue monkeys hitting each other with rolled-up newspapers.
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"Human history and growth are both linked closely to strife. Without conflict, humanity would have no impetus for growth. When humans are satisfied with their present condition, they may as well give up on life."

trancehime

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Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #253 on: August 16, 2009, 12:54:26 AM »
Hiccups pretty much suck. :V
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Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #254 on: August 16, 2009, 12:56:36 AM »
Play StarControl 2
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helvetica

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Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #255 on: August 16, 2009, 12:58:13 AM »
Holding my breath just makes it worse orz
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He thought that on that same day he was to take the city of Priam, but he little knew what was in the mind of Jove, who had many another hard-fought fight in store alike for Danaans and Trojans."

Cadmas

Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #256 on: August 16, 2009, 12:59:18 AM »
Force a burp.
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Menorah Jams, Pham

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Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #257 on: August 16, 2009, 01:07:48 AM »
Quote from: TheⓈtupidOne on August 16, 2009, 12:49:57 AM
He's a juggalo, he does that all the time hurrrrr

Strangle him and do us all a favor
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helvetica

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Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #258 on: August 16, 2009, 01:09:42 AM »
What if that get him off :<
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He thought that on that same day he was to take the city of Priam, but he little knew what was in the mind of Jove, who had many another hard-fought fight in store alike for Danaans and Trojans."

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Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #259 on: August 16, 2009, 01:15:20 AM »
Quote from: TheⓈtupidOne on August 16, 2009, 01:09:42 AM
What if that get him off :<

tell all his juggalo friends that he's gay and they'll do it for you

because juggalos are scum
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helvetica

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Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #260 on: August 16, 2009, 01:31:46 AM »
More like they wouldn't believe me and then they'd kick my ass after my brother blabs.
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He thought that on that same day he was to take the city of Priam, but he little knew what was in the mind of Jove, who had many another hard-fought fight in store alike for Danaans and Trojans."

Menorah Jams, Pham

  • I'm allergic to sushi. Everytime I eat more than 80 sushis, I barf
  • donde esta la biblioteca
Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #261 on: August 16, 2009, 01:33:51 AM »
Quote from: TheⓈtupidOne on August 16, 2009, 01:09:42 AM
What if that get him off :<

Then it'd be totally hot, record it and post plox
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helvetica

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Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #262 on: August 16, 2009, 01:44:40 AM »
Once again.  Gross!

Incestuous shota may be hot but he is NOT my type.
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Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #263 on: August 16, 2009, 01:49:42 AM »


This is Tso's brother.
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Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #264 on: August 16, 2009, 01:53:43 AM »
Quote from: Purjewry on August 16, 2009, 01:49:42 AM


This is Tso's brother.
Why did I laugh so hard?
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Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #265 on: August 16, 2009, 01:57:24 AM »
Because you are an awful person and that's why we are friends.

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Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #266 on: August 16, 2009, 01:58:56 AM »
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Tengukami

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Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #267 on: August 16, 2009, 02:00:14 AM »
"Say, kids, did grandpa ever tell y'all what a LOLstika is?"
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Zengar Zombolt

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Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #268 on: August 16, 2009, 02:02:04 AM »
Quote from: Purjewry on August 16, 2009, 01:57:24 AM
Because you are an awful person and that's why we are friends.
* Zengar BROFIST
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Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #269 on: August 16, 2009, 02:36:52 AM »
Quote from: Amaterasu-ōmikami on August 16, 2009, 02:00:14 AM
"Say, kids, did grandpa ever tell y'all what a LOLstika is?"
"No, but he showed us!"
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