Author Topic: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia Nobody Wins  (Read 21184 times)

Conqueror

  • Here I am, dirty and faceless
  • waiting to heed your instruction
Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 1)
« Reply #90 on: January 20, 2013, 07:02:31 AM »
shadoweh/huhwhat/capth/zakeri
quoting for bragging rights

don't worry zakeri your turn will come soon enough


On tue un homme, on est un assassin. On tue des millions d'hommes, on est un conqu?rant. On les tue tous, on est un dieu.
Every saint has a past and every sinner a future.

Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 2)
« Reply #91 on: January 20, 2013, 07:04:14 AM »
My only salvation is that I am last on the list :ohdear:

Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 2)
« Reply #92 on: January 20, 2013, 07:05:00 AM »
Oh, and that's you're doing to die tonight. :3

Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 2)
« Reply #93 on: January 20, 2013, 07:12:09 AM »
conqueror, if zak and i are scumbuddies then how do you explain me attempting to shoot him last night

Conqueror

  • Here I am, dirty and faceless
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Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 2)
« Reply #94 on: January 20, 2013, 08:44:39 AM »
Oh, and that's you're doing to die tonight. :3
Impossible. I have already seen all the endings and rejected all the ones where I do not win. My victory is inevitable. Gaze in wonder at the cogs of destiny and despair as you accept your lowly fate.

conqueror, if zak and i are scumbuddies then how do you explain me attempting to shoot him last night
Big plays, man. Big plays.


On tue un homme, on est un assassin. On tue des millions d'hommes, on est un conqu?rant. On les tue tous, on est un dieu.
Every saint has a past and every sinner a future.

Dormio Ergo Sum

  • MotK's Official Idlebot
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  • I don't bite... much.
Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 2)
« Reply #95 on: January 20, 2013, 08:54:08 AM »
Impossible. I have already seen all the endings and rejected all the ones where I do not win. My victory is inevitable. Gaze in wonder at the cogs of destiny and despair as you accept your lowly fate.
君の勝負がただのうそですよね。

PX

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Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 2)
« Reply #96 on: January 20, 2013, 10:43:50 AM »
Next update will probably be late because fuck you

Conqueror

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Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 2)
« Reply #97 on: January 20, 2013, 09:32:39 PM »
##Shoot: huhwhat again just in case


On tue un homme, on est un assassin. On tue des millions d'hommes, on est un conqu?rant. On les tue tous, on est un dieu.
Every saint has a past and every sinner a future.

Dormio Ergo Sum

  • MotK's Official Idlebot
  • *
  • I don't bite... much.
Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 2)
« Reply #98 on: January 20, 2013, 09:33:48 PM »
Kumquat.

PX

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Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 2)
« Reply #99 on: January 20, 2013, 09:36:18 PM »

Schezo

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Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 2)
« Reply #100 on: January 20, 2013, 09:37:43 PM »
I only like normal kumquat please.

PX

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Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 2)
« Reply #101 on: January 20, 2013, 10:16:21 PM »
As everyone woke up, they finally realized something. All the bronies were finally gone. And everyone was happy.

Capth, playing Applebloom, got a noose Cutie Mark and hung herself
BT, playing Sweetie Bell, got a sword Cutie Mark and swallowed a sword
Schezo, playing Scootaloo, never got a Cutie Mark and fell down a cliff when she tried to fly
24 hours

Conq: 2
Capth: 1
Zak: 6
Bt: 2
Laser: 4
Hero: 5
Rawr: 1
Schezo: 1
Edible: 2
Zengar: 4
Dark: 2
Bob: 2

Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 3)
« Reply #102 on: January 20, 2013, 10:20:25 PM »
wth schezo wtf do i do now

Dormio Ergo Sum

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Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 3)
« Reply #103 on: January 20, 2013, 10:21:58 PM »
Fucking ponies.

Hero999

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Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 3)
« Reply #104 on: January 20, 2013, 10:24:57 PM »
...I'm scared!
##Reflect

Schezo

  • en-counse
Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 3)
« Reply #105 on: January 20, 2013, 10:25:18 PM »
I'm not a pony!  I would kill you for this slander if I still had a gun!

ActionDan

  • Teaching old dogs new tricks
Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 3)
« Reply #106 on: January 20, 2013, 10:33:28 PM »
wtf is Rawr's luck level right now

Don't lynch me.

Conqueror

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Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 3)
« Reply #107 on: January 20, 2013, 10:34:24 PM »
List of people who have yet to shoot:
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2)Dormio
5)Kilga
14)Prims
##Shoot: Prims

@mod, will we get full night actions at game end?
« Last Edit: January 20, 2013, 10:46:54 PM by Conqueror »


On tue un homme, on est un assassin. On tue des millions d'hommes, on est un conqu?rant. On les tue tous, on est un dieu.
Every saint has a past and every sinner a future.

PX

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Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 3)
« Reply #108 on: January 20, 2013, 10:36:15 PM »
So yeah capth, numbers right? :V

Conqueror

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Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 3)
« Reply #109 on: January 20, 2013, 10:40:58 PM »
Also, since it's safe to post this now:
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<Shadoweh> I tried to shoot you btw
<Conq> congrats
<Conq> wait what
<Shadoweh> I succeeded in shooting you
<Shadoweh> And shot myself
<Shadoweh> you reflective bastard
:smug:

I welcome the rest of you to shoot me. Like I said, I already know I'm winning. So come at me. Every inch of me will resist you!


On tue un homme, on est un assassin. On tue des millions d'hommes, on est un conqu?rant. On les tue tous, on est un dieu.
Every saint has a past and every sinner a future.

BT

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Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 3)
« Reply #110 on: January 20, 2013, 11:17:24 PM »
I can shoot you from beyond the grave if you want

Conqueror

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Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 3)
« Reply #111 on: January 20, 2013, 11:27:15 PM »
Yes! Punish me for my misconduct! Defeat me before I school the rest of you chumps! It's just so boring winning like this, you know?


On tue un homme, on est un assassin. On tue des millions d'hommes, on est un conqu?rant. On les tue tous, on est un dieu.
Every saint has a past and every sinner a future.

ActionDan

  • Teaching old dogs new tricks
Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 3)
« Reply #112 on: January 20, 2013, 11:37:58 PM »
inb4 Rawr rolls a 1 again

Don't lynch me.

capt. h

  • Only sane townie
Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 3)
« Reply #113 on: January 20, 2013, 11:50:48 PM »
So yeah capth, numbers right? :V

As long as my moves are optimal, I can't have a regret.

Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 3)
« Reply #114 on: January 20, 2013, 11:52:13 PM »
inb4 Rawr rolls a 1 again
umad still?

Schezo

  • en-counse
Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 3)
« Reply #115 on: January 21, 2013, 12:21:10 AM »
Drrawr please be shootings Edible in my stead

Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 3)
« Reply #116 on: January 21, 2013, 12:23:16 AM »
i dont talk to dead people

Conqueror

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Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 3)
« Reply #117 on: January 21, 2013, 01:31:36 AM »
Shoot huhwhat for me, I don't want to die alone.


On tue un homme, on est un assassin. On tue des millions d'hommes, on est un conqu?rant. On les tue tous, on est un dieu.
Every saint has a past and every sinner a future.

Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 3)
« Reply #118 on: January 21, 2013, 06:10:21 AM »
Shoot huhwhat for me, I don't want to die alone.
if i wanted to die, it sure as hell wouldnt be next to you :|

Conqueror

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Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 3)
« Reply #119 on: January 21, 2013, 06:59:58 AM »
It's okay, I can guarantee huhwhat won't use reflect tonight! I'm actually two-shot, you see.  :colbert:


On tue un homme, on est un assassin. On tue des millions d'hommes, on est un conqu?rant. On les tue tous, on est un dieu.
Every saint has a past and every sinner a future.