Author Topic: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14 (Read 226869 times)

BT · « **Reply #630 on:** September 16, 2012, 01:36:57 PM »

Quote from: Ace on September 15, 2012, 01:49:42 PM

FUCKING LOVELY, I LOST TO SCARLET GENSOKYO WITH A FUCKING BOMB IN STOCK. JUST GREAT!

You know what this means - you get the 1cc next run that reaches Remilia.

(This is a proven fact.)

Esper · « **Reply #631 on:** September 16, 2012, 02:14:34 PM »

Quote from: BT on September 16, 2012, 01:36:57 PM

You know what this means - you get the 1cc next run that reaches Remilia.

(This is a proven fact.)

Funny thing is it's not going to happen again because Stage 1 suddenly fucking hates me again.

Heian_Alien · « **Reply #632 on:** September 16, 2012, 02:27:43 PM »

Quote from: BT on September 16, 2012, 01:36:57 PM

You know what this means - you get the 1cc next run that reaches Remilia.

(This is a proven fact.)

I don't really think so. I have personally failed 3 runs to Scarlet Gensokyo already. The last one with a bomb in stock,
as portrayed by the the picture 3 posts above.

Star King · « **Reply #633 on:** September 16, 2012, 02:59:26 PM »

When I was going for my first EoSD Hard 1cc, I must have had 10+ runs fail at Scarlet Meister or Scarlet Gensokyo, lol

BT · « **Reply #634 on:** September 16, 2012, 10:39:26 PM »

Thanks for shitting all over that, guys. Much appreciated.

Esper · « **Reply #635 on:** September 17, 2012, 12:19:37 AM »

Quote from: BT on September 16, 2012, 10:39:26 PM

Thanks for shitting all over that, guys. Much appreciated.

You're very much welcome and I hope you use our services again soon.

Tsym · « **Reply #636 on:** September 17, 2012, 01:21:15 AM »

Well despite how much stuff I said I "figured out" in the accomplishment thread, most of that stuff was really in the first 3 stages of the game, so in my last three runs, I no death'd until Satori, then proceeded to lose a ton of lives after that. SA is pretty hard when you're not using ReimuA, primarily because of how quickly ReimuA finishes off certain cards in the game compared to other characters. I can only imagine what UFO will be like... Jeez.

Edit: ... Oh God. I just captured Okuu's first, second, and final card for the first time. Only two problems... One, I forgot to save the replay, two, I BOMBED at the beginning of Subterranean Sun to get the power that was dropped. Ugh. Why am I so dumb?

Delfigamer · « **Reply #637 on:** September 17, 2012, 08:09:13 AM »

Quote from: Seiga Kaku on September 16, 2012, 12:51:27 PM

This would be the correct one. It's not the first time I've seen people accidentally point to seemingly random old replays, it's pretty weird.

0_0"
Will pay more attention next time.

Elysia · « **Reply #638 on:** September 17, 2012, 02:08:53 PM »

> plays MB Extra for fun

> Deadly Surprise Mini-Garden is trivial

> attempts to perfect Kanpukugu

> Deadly Surprise Mini-Garden kills me five times straight

well then

Sakurei · « **Reply #639 on:** September 17, 2012, 07:50:13 PM »

well.
extra stage PCB

> perfects the stage, manages to capture charming siege (one of the troublespots for me :v)
> busts border on non-spell after.
> out of frustration, I decide to bomb when i feel threatened to at least get a high score
> perfects the remaining fight

well. had that border not been busted :v but I'm close, I suppose. on a plus. I managed to break my old highscore by 148 million :v but somehow, doing this extra stage frustrates me more than suwako or flan. maybe I should skip it for now and do mokou or koishi. or something entirely different. I still have to 1cc UFO :v on lunatic.

and hard. XD

Chuckolator · « **Reply #640 on:** September 17, 2012, 08:00:30 PM »

Quote from: Malkyrian on September 17, 2012, 02:08:53 PM

> plays MB Extra for fun

> Deadly Surprise Mini-Garden is trivial

> attempts to perfect Kanpukugu

> Deadly Surprise Mini-Garden kills me five times straight

well then

Even though I can usually capture it, that thing's terrifying. Good luck on perfecting a MB Extra though.

Oh · « **Reply #641 on:** September 17, 2012, 08:26:24 PM »

Hey let's try perfecting EoSD Extra with ReimuA!
Dicks around, still dicking around during survival.
Let's get more graze by moving closer to those bullets!
-dies- oh shit.
Captures QED.
Why god WHY?

fondue · « **Reply #642 on:** September 17, 2012, 09:38:54 PM »

Nindella · « **Reply #643 on:** September 18, 2012, 01:26:22 AM »

Dammit... game-overed at Scarlet Meister with 2 bombs remaining when going for Touhou 6 Lunatic MarisaA 1cc.

The worse thing in this run has probably got to be the part where I died to the VEEEEEERY start of stage 3 with 4 bombs in stock, that was terrible, I should probably have restarted... :ohdear:

Jq1790 · « **Reply #644 on:** September 18, 2012, 02:58:28 AM »

Quote from: Nindella on September 18, 2012, 01:26:22 AM

I should probably have restarted... :ohdear:

As much as I'm commonly a hypocrite on this, I'll have to say "No" to that. You never know what kinds of insane stuff you'll pull off later on by just keeping on your way. =)

fondue · « **Reply #645 on:** September 18, 2012, 08:15:33 PM »

I just died twice to Mysterious Snake Show
:persona: :persona: :persona: :persona: :persona: :persona: :persona: :persona: :persona: :persona: :persona: :persona: :persona: :persona: :persona: :persona: :persona: :persona: :persona: :persona: :persona:

Heian_Alien · « **Reply #646 on:** September 18, 2012, 09:06:54 PM »

I JUST FUCKING KEFIT'ed ALL OVER THE PLACE
FUCK YOU SELF AND FUCK YOU KAGUYA AND FUCK YOU MARISAI'VE NEVER FAILED SO MUCH IN A GOOD WHILE
I MEAN COME ON HOURAI JEWEL
HOW COULD I HIT THE STATIC BULLETS 2 (TWO) TIMES AFTER DODGING THE STREAMS BY SOMEHOW GOING UPWARDS AND DOWNWARDS INSTEAD OF LEFT AND RIGHT?
HOW COULD I DEATHBOMB TO WRIGGLE'S FIRST SPELL?
AND HOW COULD I FAIL ALL OF MARISA'S NONSPELLS ?(and half the spells for that matter)
ALSO KEINE IS FUCKING BULLSHIT

At least I ND1B'd Reisen.
Shameful replay here.

Esper · « **Reply #647 on:** September 18, 2012, 09:46:51 PM »

Quote from: Heian_Alien on September 18, 2012, 09:06:54 PM

I JUST FUCKING KEFIT'ed ALL OVER THE PLACE
FUCK YOU SELF AND FUCK YOU KAGUYA AND FUCK YOU MARISAI'VE NEVER FAILED SO MUCH IN A GOOD WHILE
I MEAN COME ON HOURAI JEWEL
HOW COULD I HIT THE STATIC BULLETS 2 (TWO) TIMES AFTER DODGING THE STREAMS BY SOMEHOW GOING UPWARDS AND DOWNWARDS INSTEAD OF LEFT AND RIGHT?
HOW COULD I DEATHBOMB TO WRIGGLE'S FIRST SPELL?
AND HOW COULD I FAIL ALL OF MARISA'S NONSPELLS ?(and half the spells for that matter)
ALSO KEINE IS FUCKING BULLSHIT

At least I ND1B'd Reisen.
Shameful replay here.

I remember getting angry like that when I was younger. Just practice and you'll get it. This shouldn't be a problem unless you have little to no free time.

Heian_Alien · « **Reply #648 on:** September 18, 2012, 09:56:12 PM »

Quote from: Ace on September 18, 2012, 09:46:51 PM

I remember getting angry like that when I was younger. Just practice and you'll get it. This shouldn't be a problem unless you have little to no free time.

It's the sheer stupidity of the whole run that got to me. I would rage even if I were 85 years old. Just watch it and you'll wince in pain from the fail that just runs rampant everywhere.
However I do admit to having played a minimal amount in the last month or two. Like 1-2 runs per day. I got bored and I am devoting too much time to learning danmakufu.(reading manga too.)
There *exists* real life as well.

Esper · « **Reply #649 on:** September 18, 2012, 10:03:30 PM »

Quote from: Heian_Alien on September 18, 2012, 09:56:12 PM

It's the sheer stupidity of the whole run that got to me. I would rage even if I were 85 years old. Just watch it and you'll wince in pain from the fail that just runs rampant everywhere.
However I do admit to having played a minimal amount in the last month or two. Like 1-2 runs per day. I got bored and I am devoting too much time to learning danmakufu.(reading manga too.)
There *exists* real life as well.

1-2 runs a day is a minimal amount? What kind of overworker are you? 1-2 runs per day was my schedule and I didn't even always keep to that.

Nindella · « **Reply #650 on:** September 18, 2012, 10:16:36 PM »

Capture Cat's Eccentric Step 3 times in a row, perfect stage 5 3 times in a row, fail against Orin's 1st spell 3 times in a row because I ram her/undead fairies. Ahhhhh!!! Hahaha :derp:

Star King · « **Reply #651 on:** September 18, 2012, 10:31:21 PM »

How many times have 1DNB'd that stage by now? lol

Nindella · « **Reply #652 on:** September 18, 2012, 10:33:24 PM »

Quote from: Star King on September 18, 2012, 10:31:21 PM

How many times have 1DNB'd that stage by now? lol

So many friggin' times, I'm smoking catnip :V

Heian_Alien · « **Reply #653 on:** September 18, 2012, 11:06:07 PM »

Quote from: Ace on September 18, 2012, 10:03:30 PM

1-2 runs a day is a minimal amount? What kind of overworker are you? 1-2 runs per day was my schedule and I didn't even always keep to that.

1-2 runs from everything combined. Some day EoSD, some day SA, today IN. I had ages to try lunatic. That totals about 45 mins per day.
And I don't focus on a single goal, if that's what you meant. I just randomly play.

Esper · « **Reply #654 on:** September 18, 2012, 11:14:10 PM »

Quote from: Heian_Alien on September 18, 2012, 11:06:07 PM

1-2 runs from everything combined. Some day EoSD, some day SA, today IN. I had ages to try lunatic. That totals about 45 mins per day.
And I don't focus on a single goal, if that's what you meant. I just randomly play.

I don't focus one one single thing either, sometimes it's one thing, sometimes another :V

PMW · « **Reply #655 on:** September 18, 2012, 11:18:02 PM »

Everyone was rambling about how shitty ReimuB was in SA so I decided to try to 1cc the game with her and I gameovered at Orin's last spell

:colonveeplusalpha:

Heian_Alien · « **Reply #656 on:** September 18, 2012, 11:25:38 PM »

Quote from: Ace on September 18, 2012, 11:14:10 PM

I don't focus one one single thing either, sometimes it's one thing, sometimes another :V

Well then, you have a strange view on "overworking" :V

Esper · « **Reply #657 on:** September 19, 2012, 12:37:37 AM »

Fuck this fuck you Remilia

Get to first nonspell with 1 life 3 bombs

Does that just fine with one bomb

Dies with two bombs to Young Demon Lord despite having seen the card several times and knowing that he should have bombed

Clears second nonspell

dies to Thousand Needle Mountain on his last life. How insulting.

Massaca · « **Reply #658 on:** September 19, 2012, 05:26:34 AM »

UFO Normal, Needle Reimu.

Reached Stage 5 boss with 6 + 3 quarters.
Finished her with 3 left.
Reached Byakuren with 1 life and 1 half.
Failed on the horizontal curved lasers.

And I hate SA Extra all the way up to Koishi too.

Edit: Correcting lives >_> Also, F the space invader type fairies in UFO stage 6.

Lepetit89 · « **Reply #659 on:** September 19, 2012, 10:21:04 AM »

Quote from: Ace on September 18, 2012, 09:46:51 PM

I remember getting angry like that when I was younger. Just practice and you'll get it. This shouldn't be a problem unless you have little to no free time.

Haha, "younger" as in "a few months ago"? Sorry, you've definitely improved a lot in that regard, just stuck out to me since my friends always laugh about me when I toss around phrases like "back in the day" (which I do a lot), made me chuckle.