Ominous narrator: In a world not so different from our own ...
(Camera pans over misty mountain tops.)
Ominous narrator: Where fantasy - and reality - live side-by-side ...
(River flowing through a forest, brief glimpse of Nitori running over the water.)
Ominous narrator: Something is about to happen ... that could change the fate of the world as we know it.
(Whoosh! Reimu is at her shrine, practicing some martial arts moves. Matrix-style 360? stillshot a must here.)
Ominous narrator: This summer ... there's going to be ...
(Marisa struts up to the shrine, smirking)
Ominous narrator: ... an unprecedented serious affair.
Marisa: Are you ready to rock?
(
O Fortuna begins to play.)
Ominous narrator: Megan Fox.
(Reimu gripping Cirno by the collar, slapping her): Just tell me where the money is!
Cirno (sobbing): I already spent it!
Ominous narrator: Heather Graham.
(Marisa has Chen in a chokehold): What's new, pussycat?
Ominous narrator: Kirsten Dunst.
(Alice, running in slow motion towards the camera, then an explosion erupts behind her.)
Ominous narrator: and Scarlet Johansson.
(Yukari smirking, in a martial arts pose, facing down Reimu): Come get some, bitch.
(Yukari and Reimu charge at each other, screen blacks out before they impact)
Ominous narrator: Michael Bay presents ...
GENSOKYO: BATTLE FOR THE INFINITY OF AGES